Old memes edition
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557424443119.webm
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557427080000.webm
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557427567678.webm
Previous
Old memes edition
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557424443119.webm
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557427080000.webm
i.4cdn.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1557427567678.webm
Previous
2nd for STANNIS
Does anyone have that fake album pic ('Tha Laddah') with Night King, Littlefinger and the High Sparrow? Probably the funniest OC I've ever seen in these threads
based qyburn poster
BASED
>Danyfags seething this hard before the show has even aired
Jaimefags, how are you guys coping? I'm feeling pretty fucking down.
my twin :)
Why not just drop a rock on them?
DESPITE ONLY BEING 13% OF WESTEROSI POPULATION, THE DORNISH...
>YWN be some Winterfell guard trying to cheer up a 6ft 3in woman named Brienne of Tarth who is crying outside
What to cope about? Show Jamie is better than another good guy with a dumb redemption arc.
Fuck D&D though. I'm not looking forward to tonight
DING DING DING
I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.
fuck roasties
fuck Dany
fuck the janny
and FUCK TRANNIES
Varis visited this thread
cringe
Here, I fixed your links OP.
i.4cdn.org
i.4cdn.org
i.4cdn.org
who was the Waif exactly?
she hated arya for being slightly prettier than her? i don't get it
Why did they show Arya topless in the one episode, but then didn't go all the way to show us her breasts/nipples?
Sometimes I feel like the directors only write scenes like these, so THEY get to see her topless, while the viewers at home don't get to see nothing
Theon chapters
Jon chapters (with Stannis especially)
Shit actually happening instead of nothing happening.
Basically everything in the north
That one awesome dragonpit chapter
Barristan the based fucking shit up
Personally I think they're both bottom tier in the series but I can see preferring ADWD
Real niggers know ACOK is the best book in the series.
>freak out when Jon tells you that hes a targ
>worried that he now has a better claim than you
>worry so much you tell him to keep it a secret
>then go ahead and legitimize Gendry, giving him the best claim to the Iron Throne of all 3 of you
Who is the shortstack of Westeros?
Is there anything Qybrun can't fix?
HOLYSHIT THE NEW EPISODE JUST GOT LEAKED BY SPANIARDS
DANY LIVES
To summarize, we have two sets of leaks with very contradicting information. One is supported by reputable leakers (have leaked correctly in the past for GOT and/or other showers), the other is supported by pointing out some very specific things that can be verified via leaked pictures, the postcard, etc. It's going to be interesting for sure.
T-1000
Gayest thing I've seen today.
I felt the inclusion of a laugh track and Jorah and Dany looking directly into the camera when Sam said that he was sad that his father had died but at least he could visit his brother really took me out of the scene.
I don't feel down because the contrast with the retarded Jaime in the show makes book Jaime even better. Even if the fat fuck never finishes the books and that's all we'll ever have.
Waif was Arya all along.
Nutter also just told her on set "Okay now take your top off" and she had no idea prior.
I don't know why people thought this show was progressive or about feminist values..
back to 2ch nigger
stannis
british "comedy"
>Ah, Lord Tyrion. I see you have returned, have you come to offer your unconditional surrender?
>In my spare, I have made some minor improvements to our city's defenses. The moon shall also serve as temporary living quarters for our queen, until this conflict has been resolved.
>As you can see resistance is quite futile, my Lord.
Based and Qyburnpilled
rape 50% of all goats
COUGH COUGH
Cersei is pure black comedy.
/got/
what about our southern allies?
how is it that the CGI and budget got worse than season 1 and 2 when fucking barely any cunt was watching the show compared to current viewership?
Why does Sam's actor annoy me so fucking much? Not because he's fat, its something about his voice, face and mannerisms.
>then go ahead and legitimize Gendry, giving him the best claim to the Iron Throne of all 3 of you
Uhm I think this is a case of circular logic. She can only legitimize Gendry if she is the queen. If she is not the queen, she cannot legitimize Gendry, and he doesn't have a claim to the throne. So he can only have a claim to the throne, if Dany is on the throne.
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND JONPILLED
Imagine not being a jonfag since s01x01
Varys' rectum
Please no leaked episode this time.
They should just have used dogs. I can't even see the size difference on the "cgi" they do on the show.
jon has been shit for like 2 whole seasons now
>that first link
>cuts a guy's head in half
what did Stannis mean by this?
>tfw I watch a show for 8 years
>goto Yea Forums and everything is spoiled before every episode
I don't think the CGI got worse, but assuming you are right about the budget, i would say the actors take a much larger cut now than they did in season 1. Emilia Clarke in season 1 was a nobody, now she is a huge hollywood star
This is why you can't trust women to rule. They get on their rag and do retarded shit on a whim.
>Immortal undead magic-wielding necromancer knight
>It's not a fun life
Fuck off
That was fucking hysterical. It was like something out of a fucking Monty Python sketch.
Robert used Targ ancestors to strengthen the claim. If Dany dies, Gendry has a claim to throne now and so his descendants. Almost the same as with Jon.
I don't buy the cast costs being the reason, they increased by a lot but HBO would be making fucking way more off this show than they were in S1&2
It's up there with Stannis's "can't be worse than mutiny" line, followed by a cut to his wife's corpse hanging from a tree.
She's so delusional and paranoid, it's a great read.
IRON FROM ICE
there is no evidence spoiling negatively affects enjoyment though, infact often the opposite
I'm unironically hyped for Armored Drogon.
xtf for Fate > GoT
>tfw preston has just been phoning it in because of how shit the last 2-3 episodes hav been
feels bad
>Your Grace, I present you my latest invention...the 2K22 Tunguska. The missile (NATO designation SA-19 Grison) has semi-automatic radar command to line-of-sight guidance, weighs 40kg with a 9kg warhead. It is 2.5m long with a diameter of 1.7m and wingspan of 2.2m. The missile’s maximum speed is 900m/s and can engage targets travelling at speeds up to 500m/s. Range is from 15 to 6,000m for ground targets and 15 to 10,000m for air targets. Two twin-barrel 30mm anti-aircraft guns are mounted on the vehicle. These guns have a maximum firing rate of 5,000 rounds per minute and a range of 3,000m against air targets. This extends to 4,000m against ground targets. It is designed to provide day and night protection for infantry and armored regiments against low-flying aircraft, helicopters, cruise missiles and of course, dragons, in all weather conditions. He is a good friend.
redpill me on this non existent show character
How can the fat man let this happen to his baby?
based
I wanted to marry him to his brother ex-lover.
I was really disappointed they didn't join the Battle of the Bastards after the devs said the show would incorporate them but now relieved because they would have just been shit on
Jon stopped being a character in season 5 when they omitted the reason he gets killed (wanting to go south to fight Ramsay). It was the second half of the internal conflict that makes up his story each season.
S1: Family/Night's Watch
>runs off after Ned's execution/stays after his brothers intervene.
S2: Defending the realms of men/fighting the wrong enemy (sacrificing children, executing Ygritte)
>infiltrates the wildlings/has to kill Qhorin to do it.
S3/S4: Learning about the wildlings/defending Castle Black
>comes to understand and love the enemy/chooses the NW's cause over his love.
S5: Loyal to NW, fight against WW/peacemaker with wildlings, resisting Stannis
>convinces everyone to focus on the true enemy/ LOSES SIGHT OF HIMSELF, MAKES A DRASTIC MISTAKE.
Reading the Pink Letter and announcing he's going south is THE key development of his story. EVERYTHING so far has been building towards it. Losing Ygritte, rejecting Stannis' offer of Winterfell, being elected LC, steering the NW towards admitting the wildlings, all of these are acts of supposed self-denial, but he's ignoring the problem at the core of his being: he's a bastard.
It's the reason he came to the NW, the only place he felt he could be accepted and valued - even though he's a bastard.
It's the reason he rejects Stannis' offer: he cites loyalty to the NW, but deep down his childhood has instilled him with the feeling that he could never be a Stark, he's a bastard.
It's the reason he goes south. NOT because he loves the Starks: he loved Robb but was convinced to stay, when he was less devoted to the NW at that. He goes south because the thing that can't happen has happened: a bastard has taken Winterfell.
All his personal issues come to the surface, and after telling everyone to set aside theirs, the moment he's confronted with his, he slips up. But it's omitted, without replacement. This is why S5 is the dropoff: S2-S4 are flawed, but S5 is where the story disappears.
>And I am delighted to have with us today Arthur "two swords" Dayne
should have been to one to kill ramsay
kek
His episodes have been great, though. I wish he had picked apart that dumb Rhaegal death scene instead of trying to be like I CALLED IT, but whatever.
By the way his faggot friend Carmine is insufferable and the biggest fucking pleb I've ever heard. Holy fucking Christ, I hope nobody here watches his shit. Every time he's on with Preston he just talks about the dumbest shit.
Rodrik and Asher were absolutely based
britty sad desu
>Ser Ronnet was a landed knight, no more. For any such, the Maid of Tarth would have been a sweet plum indeed. “How is it that you did not wed?” Jaime asked him.
“Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.” Connington glanced into the pit. “The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—”
Jaime’s golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning. “You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.”
Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. “Brienne. If it please my lord.” He spat a glob of blood at Jaime’s foot. “Brienne the Beauty.”
Jaime is so based I don't even care that this scene can be viewed as a little tumblry.
He stopped caring after s4. Show is not his baby, show is his bastard.
if you're referring ot the "direwolves", i think it's because they wanted the legit wolf look and not just big giant wolf-looking doggos. So, they went and got actual fucking half-wolf hybrids or some shit from a shelter, but there are probably serious liability issues involved in getting the actors close to basically mostly-wild animals that could snap and rip their fucking expensive actor faces off. They should have just used normal dogs and sized them up or slightly altered them with CGI like giving them long coyote legs or whatever or just left them normal size
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
TO SOME SHIT WRITERS NAMED D&D
NOW, I'M TIRED OF THIS HACK FUCKS POPPING UP IN ALL MY FUCKING SEARCH ENGINES WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR SOME FUCKING KINO TO WATCH!
>listen to the podcast with Preston and Carmine
>Preston actually trying to discuss the show
>Carmine: "THE SHOW IS TRASH ITS TRASH I KNOW ITS TRASH THIS IS TRASH"
>Very nice, Qyburn. Now place it on top the tallest spire of the Red Keep where no one can reach it
>Make sure it is aimed 90 degrees into the air with no chance of striking enemies on the ground
Even Robert cared about Edric Storm
Reminder that after Telltale went bankrupt the rights reverted to HBO. They can greenlight a season 2.
This is pretty much it. ADWD is much better than AFFC abecause the most interesting storylines are developing there, mainly the north, the wall, and dany/barristan. AFFC ony has some interesting jaime chaptrs to keep you hooked, its otherwise very slow paced and bland as fuck.
GOT SUCKS
There's still time...
Post the video reference dumbshit. I dont know who this nigger is.
And then he'll go and give the episode a 9.5 in the review he uploads while the credits are still rolling.
It still doesn't change the fact that he still has a better claim to the throne. Jon said he doesn't want the throne but Dany still got pissed off with him because she knows the throne is rightfully his.
And Targaryen inheritance laws means that all male heirs are put in front of all female heirs. So Jon would be the next living person in line to the throne and the recently legitimised Gendry would be second.
Guys we're going to watch the second to last episode of game of thrones tonight.
Shits gonna be hella Fricken epic my dudes.
Im going to eat 5 daves tripples from wendys (like a boss)
tranny
The show’s revenues are at least 10x what it costs for HBO
Robert didn't care, Varys was the one who bought the big-eared bastard birthday presents.
So which character is getting butchered the hardest tonight? Jaime? Dany? Tyrion?
He seriously tried to argue that the water Arya drank from the house of black and white gave her healing abilities. And somehow ASOIAF autist like Preston just let it go.
>Negative, I have the gun. Good luck, Your Grace.
/emilia/ and /rose/
LOW
any leaks
Would Winds of Winter be the best episode to rewatch to set the scene for tonight?
TEST
QUEER
*wags*
Would you?
LANNISTER FILTH
Even if Jon was a woman he'd have a better claim than Daenerys, because Rhaegar was the heir, and Rhaegar is Jon's father.
King > True Born Heir > Heir's Children > King's other children. (Viserys > Daenerys)
Varys, in a very literal sense.
so what happened to that house?
they got raped by Ramsay and that's it?
>Telltale went bankrupt
H O W
O
W
And he gave episode 3 a fucking 9/10 and wanted to give it a 10, but then "I REWATCHED IT THREE TIMES AND, I GOTTA SAY, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR ME PRESTON BECAUSE NOW ITS LOOKING LIKE A 7!"
Has anyone looked at his fucking trainwreck of a channel? Its shit like TOP FIVE THINGS YOU MISSED FROM THIS EPISODE and LETS BREAKDOWN THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, trying to milk every penny.
he's just some nig who streams videogame fighting competitions or something cringe like that
Will Daario show up this episode?
So why were they uh, virgin shaming Brienne last episode?
Pretty sure an unmarried highborn woman from those times would be pretty proud of that fact, let alone not being upset.
Especially someone who represents paragon of chivalry, which would include chastity. They even knighted her for that two episodes ago.
I would've understand if she was under emotinal duress but...she just fucks Jaime there drunkenly and he leaves. At least Arya and Gendry were like end of the world kind of thing.
Honestly I don't like how every romantic relationship needs to be sexual.
>Have sex XD
No, too brown.
I would, but I have cum inside a morbidly obese woman so I'm not a fair judge of standards.
gentle reminder got is barely scraping by budget wise, because reasons
>I'm ready! How 'bout you?
poor emilia. she obviously loves kit
Making shit games and hiring 6 million social media managers.
Riddle me this /got/ babs
If your show is so great then how come there's no anime adaptation yet?
Shit games made by trannies don't sell
Rhaegar and his children were disinherited during Robert's Rebellion. Jon's a bastard two times over.
I DONT GET THIS MEME
Why the fuck would TYRION of all people be doing it? The dude who has literally never had a relationship that wasn't because he was paying the woman to fuck him (Tysha doesn't exist in this universe anymore, right)?
Seriously what the fuck is with all these goofy ass modern things sneaking in. I wanted to gag when Sansa was talking to Tyrion and said "our marriage would never work."
because the company was full of dumb left wing cunts who couldn't manage their finances and budgeting properly, and nobody was buying their games really.
looks like my ex
I thought there was?
KARSTARK FILTH
Too many devs, too many shit games in a short time, not enough sales.
They did it to themselves, basically.
Wonder how much they paid HBO for the Game of Thrones license. Or for the Borderlands license, or the Minecraft license,
someone check between the walls of d&d house for the budget
Thats not kit on the right
Mereen collapsed into the sea. It's the only possible reason I can think of for why Danaerys isn't using that other kingdom of hers as a supply chain.
So like, has it leaked yet?
God where is my fucking DD2. I'm replaying it on PS4 and its so fucking fun.
You FUCKING FORRESTERS have shit on us for generations!
You mean Euron don't you?
how the Crag your grace
Quantity over quality. Nothing ever sold as good as Season 1 of The Walking Dead and to try to makeup for it they released like 3 games a year and were constantly announcing new projects and partnerships. Games sold poorly because they were all the same formula on an outdated engine and you could just watch someone play them on youtube and get the same experience out of it for the most part
KILL ME AND BE CURSED
showJaime shits all over bookJaime
when the boner pops up
Gods help you D&D. Now you are truly lost.
>Seriously what the fuck is with all these goofy ass modern things sneaking in. I wanted to gag when Sansa was talking to Tyrion and said "our marriage would never work."
Can you imagine having to get the step chair everytime you want your husband to shag you?
i can, so shut the fuck up
realistically how much could they siphon off a 100 million dollar budget?
couldn't have been more than 5 million each
Ludd deserves a horrible death for that hairstyle alone
Robert's an usurper, not a true King.
how?
not happy desu
He literally tells the story of Tysha the night he met Shae. The controversy of her "not existing" is that D&D forgot about her and she never comes up again. She didn't come up when Tyrion was in a cell and Jamie came to see him (perfect time for Jamie to tell the truth) and i dont think he mentions her before he kills Tywin. When Tyrion says "i loved her", he's referring to Shae lol
ADWD has:
>northern conspiracy
>dead things in the water
>barristan fucking shit up
>danny finnaly leaving the free cities
>Yara lustinng after the stannis dick
>everything at the wall is based as fuck
>victarion
>stannis feasting with the mountain clan
>theon becomes real human bean
Its overall a really good book, almost all the chapters are interesting POV. One of the main problem of AFFC is that many chapter are just cersei getting drunk and being an idiot and dragged out bs at the riverlannds.
CUNT
It is
3 years from now, DMC5 is over and is a success so Itsuno is working on DD2 already
Oh this hurts my emotions
Is there any actual rape in the game? Asking for a friend (Bran).
Aerys was the one who disinherited Rhaegar and named Viserys as his heir.
Yup its confirmed that the GC have a hostage, and its obviously going to be him.
Because we gotta make sure those four years in Mereen were pointless.
I pirated them all and feel no shame.
Daenerys
post pics
THEN I WILL
ANY LAST WORDS!!?
I want to save and run away with her, bros
leaked ending
Fucking depressed
the best death leak we can hope to be true is him choking cersei and both of them falling out a window. if the leak about him dying trying to save her is true i will shoot myself
REEEEEEEE I NEED MORE QT SHIREEN
HURRY UP YOU FAT FUCK
F
>shooting yourself
>not shooting D&D
I spoiled myself with the dragon death, and I was still surprised when it actually happened because the beginning of the show and the sex scenes turned my brain off.
>grey wind
youtube.com
my queen
The writing
You forgot that the games were also shit and that "cinematic" games are a meme and don't actually work as games, with player agency destroying authorial agency, thus making it impossible to negotiate "suspension of disbelief" with the viewer/player in service to an enjoyable story.
>tfw you tried to get rodrick to marry that whitehill girl so you could join the families and create Ludd Forrester as an heir to both houses
fucking game wouldn't let it happen
JUST
patchface is fun. I hope he kills them all
Daenerys should be put to death for her conspiracy and involvement of the killing of her King, and the throne should revert to the only Targ left then, Jon.
There are plenty of great cinematic games you retard, and this is not anything new FFVII and MGS are both old as fuck and cinematic beyond anything Game of Thrones could dream of.
What are the odds that Jon is revived in the books?
Book Jaime is husbando material
What went wrong?
HEAR ME BOAR
YOU GOT FAT
100%
Jon is Rhaegar's bastard, even if the Targs still ruled he would be behind Viserys and Dany until he's legitimised.
>varys says he only ever cared about whats best for the people
>supported viserys
>plan was to have him lead a dothraki horde into westeros
I don't understand.
I dont think tyrion was shaming her, just calling her out on it
She got upset becaue it was true, because shes always been known as ugly her entire life
I never got past the first scene of TWD: S2. Clem putting her gun down and walking to the far end of a room to investigate a noise was window-licking levels of retarded.
Not him but 100%
Azor Ahai has to come back obviously.
cute
Plenty, but we'll lose him as a POV character
>Mel hears 'news' that Stannis actually lost the battle at Winterfell
>in despair she burns the only kings blood she has (Shireen) to try and power him up
>actually revives Jon
Here's the real question - is Jon's soul in Ghost, with his body revived as a separate entity? Well who cares because lol never coming out.
because people don't change you fucking fag. Jaime was never a shit person. Cersei was the one that made him do retarded shit. she's his dark side. so he doesn't need a redemption arc. he just needs to kill her. i hate bookfags so much.
I made fun of someone at work who was drinking Soilent. Everyone looked confused and it was really fucking awkward.
Didn’t Varys also betray Ned Stark
>We have to stop the white walkers or our baby won't be born
>No I need you in my pussy
>Okay byeeeee
>Arrest him
>You can't do it you crazy bitch
>(three episodes later)
>Hi I'm Bronn evil bad man here to kill you on your sister's orders
>(one episode later)
>I must go, Brienne. My sister's pussy needs me. Away!
>white "people"
*smirks your path*
they expanded too fast and didn't bother developing their game engine, it was a jankfest to the last days, plus all their heirs were dumb as shit and hardly knew how to make games
>just calling her out on it
But that's retarded. Highborn ladies are supposed to be virgins, it was a widespread cultural practice. The setting is a feudalistic society, why are they acting like casual sex is a thing for women? This takes all the fucking bite out of the show, its become just bland fucking bullshit.
No. Rhaegar had his marriage to Ellia annulled... and he legitimately married Lyanna. That was the whole point of Sam going to the citadel to find the High Septon of the days journal detailing that... also Bran saw the marriage ceremony. Jon is true born.
Rhaegar's marriage to Elia was annulled and he married Lyanna.
Ironically they shot several scenes that were meant to offset on set spoiler trolls. Ironically the dummy scenes meant to offset the on set spoiler trolls sounded better than the actual canon scenes we've gotten. WTF!!!
Rhaegar and Lyanna were married, you goon
Maybe in the books, but in the show Rhaegar got married to Lyanna.
Considering this hasn't been shown yet in the books it probably is true there also. (Whether he did it via an annulment or multiple marriages.)
the image on the left is describing exactly what happened in Riverrun. The image on the right is describing the Dorne plotline. Two separate things
>Bastard
???
they must be rolling in their grave to see how inept their descendants are
Why did King Bobert start working for Sersay after being resurrected by Kwi-burn?
Rhaegar and Lyanna were married though
>that slippy titty
>Bronn ends up as lord of highgarden and on the small council
I will actually throw up if this happens. He should be fucking killed for trying to kill Tyrion and Jaime.
In the books he never supported Viserys and always planned for him to die so he could install another dude, but that dude got cut from the show so Varys is just mentally unstable.
Tyrion noticed Jaime was into her a couple of times earlier. He was setting them up.
Considering how GRRM ripped Jon Snow from FitzChivalry Farseer in the Farseer trilogy, he probably escaped death by warging into Ghost.
NEW PRINCE OF DORNE
Melisandre looking good
me on the left
Everyone who thinks that the writing was OK in seasons 5-7 is the reason why this happened
non-white "people"
Look no further than him.
imagine if ned just left KL the very moment he was fired from his job as a hand and fucked off back to winterfell
would starks support stannis' claim in the inevitable war or just sit it through on their asses like Dorne?
are you ready?
Targaryens could have more than one legitimate wife, goes back to Aegon and his two wives.
Conleth Hill, Liam Cunningham and Isaac sound absolutely dissapointed about the ending lmao
1) Hired far too many people
2) Bought rights to far too many expensive IPs that they couldn't hope to capitalise on properly
3) Relied heavily on marketing from people who were growing increasingly ineffective
AAAAAAAA SAVE ME SHANSHA
Don’t even ironically compare her to that trash tranny
>writing quality is at an all time low
>meme quality is at an all time high
THANK THE GODS FOR D&D
you deserved better, cutie
do you think Briene is a Lady? do you see her getting in an arranged marriage? are you retarded?
Are we ever going to get a novella about Berric fighting the vulture lord? Sounds way too badass for George to just let it slide into obscurity.
>dude open field battle in front of castle lmao
yawn
Jesus Christ, I didn't watch since Stannis died and only came back to enjoy the meltdowns, D&D are actually trying to say that Jon is a legitimate heir because Rhaegar had a secret marriage which the king didn't consent to? I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.
how the fuck does cersei still have money for all this shit? weren't lannister mines supposed to by dry?
>Yara lustinng after the stannis dick
>stannis gets a bastard son to perserve the baratheon line
Can he save the show?
Shes like what? 30?
And the inheritor to a fucking island
Typically at that age she would have already been married or had a suitor, but of course no one wanted to take her because she is ugly
There was a whole point about how her fathers knights had a betting pool for who would take her virgunity, which got so large that she was at risk of being raped
>you could just watch someone play them on youtube and get the same experience out of it for the most part
This is true of literally every game that prioritizes muh "cinematic experience". I literally watched someone stream The Last of Us because idgaf and already had numerous games to scratch my third-person cover shooter itch. The Game of Thrones shit isn't even canon so who cares?
The mod for CK gets it right. Let storytelling happen where storytelling works best (books and tv) and let different kinds of games do what they do best, like modeling the politics or simulating all the great battles.
MGS is glorious nip autism on many levels, but doesn't count as "great cinema". You went full retard if you unironically think otherwise.
How hard will they job?
No.
Who gives a shit? They are going to die in next episoden and have zero impact for story.
He’s so odd looking
BASED
Brienne is a lady, you can't escape biology and culture, just because Arya or Brienne say they aren't ladies don't make them not ladies.
They're high born and female, and thus, ladies.
It's too late now
the only saving grace is that he's said to have had the marriage with ellia martell anulled but that's bullshit, then getting a "secret marriage" so jon is the official heir, it's just too much
did you even read the books? doesn't seem like it...
Get ready for more of this shit
When actresses do scenes like that they usually have little flesh colored sticker things over their nipples.
They will have elephants.
What if GoT had a nu-metal soundtrack?
>golden company
>bronze and grey
there's your answer
His arc can still end well
a smart commander does not abandon a defensive position
nice pants lmao
CHEERS
>supreme edgelord kylo ren
Lol
highgarden loot train
remember when that epi leaked?
Me on the right
Strickland looks fucking based
>inbf Yea Forums jerking off over "muh most talented actor"
Episode leak already? I don't wanna see the show Monday night
nah. the Faith didn't like that. the custom changed 3 or 4 generations after Aegon
How common was incest among actual Valyrians?
Did Aegon just really want to fuck both his sisters and pretend it was a common occurrence where he was from? If so that's pretty based.
would that be considered a Roman nose?
The entire reason Stannis tried to claim the throne was because Ned told him about the illegitimacy of Robert's children. Ned didn't truly figure out everything until after he resigned as hand.
What did you think when Arya killed the Night King?
My thoughts were "oh, this is it already?"
You literally had to marry your mom
>showfags are angry spergs
colour me surprised
twice.
Bamboozled us all
No
They kinda look Byzantine
What if GoT had a smooth jazz soundtrack?
NEW
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
SLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY QUUUUUUUEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
IT WAS HER TURN
they chose not to be ladies. what the fuck does biology have to do with anything?
>"This is literally the worst thing I could imagine"
You're a liar if you're going to claim showJaime is better.
i haven't watched since season 3
wasn't reach supposed to have a huge fucking army almost unscrached by war? how the fuck war weary lannisters managed to just raid their capital?
they have much better chemistry when her hair isn't blonde
Depends maybe. Way back in the day with the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, people told me that "a character dies". That spoiler made the scene with Ron being poisoned super intense for me since I was 100% sure he was the spoiled death.
If someone was just like "Snape kills Dumbledore at the end and nobody else dies", then the scene with Ron wouldn't have any impact on me.
Also yes I like Harry Potter.
You can't choose not to exist.
Biology as in they're born female.
female = girl/woman.
>maxed out dex build
>stealth skill so high enemies practically can’t see you
>teleport spell
>quest item knife
> “Alright. Time to ruin years of hype”
shut your brain off
>another shitty forced meme edition
Welp, that's it for me lads. Going dark until after the ep airs
OOOOH WAH AH AH AH
You don't even need CGI, just use a big white dog and some camera angle tricks to obfuscate it.
They didn't remember the importance of Ghost and that's all there is to it.
this isnt medieval england this is a fictional place, noone knows the rules for 30 year old tomboy knights until grmm writes them down
>i'm a big guy for you
those teeth
t. ex 25 year smoker with whiter teeth
I screamed and cheered and clapped my hands then asked the barperson at Burlington for another IPA.
>Lel, they actually did it...
Payments for star-actors.
based
I sure am. I don't even watch the show but the shitposting is fun
look at ma boob everyone
dog
stopped caring about the series for good
now I just shitpost here
Lol does Yara really want to shag Stannis in the books?
Joffrey did nothing wrong.
Fucking Starks
it's the second last episode and somehow it feels further from the end than it did in S5 and 6.
>are just cersei getting drunk and being an idiot and dragged out bs at the riverlannds.
fucking tasteless niggers jesus
My female to male trans coworker drinks Onions and got really defensive when I pointed out that it could hurt "his" transition
How so? They just have to kill Cersei now, and Dany has to die in a tragic accident, conveniently allowing Jon to take over as king. And then the show is over
I remember being unable to understand what got you fags so impressed about that battle.
Is the sword clipping through his hand?
Checked for based Robert posting
bran looks great here, unfortunate they filmed season 8 right at his stretching out puberty phase
This right here is the main failing of the show and its writers, this perfectly encapsulates it. In the books Rhaegar is obsessed with prophecy and works to that end, he creates the song of ice and fire through joining Targaryen with Stark to birth what he believes is Westeros' saviour, he accepts his death for the sake of this because he believed in the prophecies so much. In the show he jumps through ten different hoops to try and make his new son the legitimate heir, for what fucking purpose? Dorne would join the rebellion instantly, Aerys would probably burn his new kid and wife for being Stark-blooded, now he has to fight literally everyone in Westeros to keep his son alive, and why'd he leave him behind if he intended him to be king and thought he would actually win? There's no character motivation whatsoever, it's just making people do dumb shit so that stars align for their intended finale of, "Dany thinks Jon's a threat because a marriage no-one will ever acknowledge makes him rightful heir to a deposed house with no rights." And even then, that conflict could still exist with Jon as a bastard, the entire Blackfyre Rebellion, the Dance of Dragons, people will always back someone with a lesser claim if it suits their interests, but no, let's turn Rhaegar into a dribbling fucking retard to build a little bit of suspense later, that's perfectly fine. Absolutely fucking amateur.
no. If this was a book, maybe, but his farewell in Season 6 was more of a "we are done with this plotline and this actor". Same reason Meera won't ever come back. Her "I need to go home" directly translates to "I am not a paid actor for this show anymore"
Extremely lame that we don't get to see Howland Reed though.
I live in Chicago and I'm slightly suicidal. Should I go to Burlington Bar and scream that Jon kills Daenerys?
>reminder that Jaime and Brienne straight up refuse to give Ice back to its rightful owners
cut the power 10 mins in
Why is Sam so annoying?
Go there, wait until it happens, and when everyone starts screaming and crying you start cheering and clapping and jump around shouting, "WINTER HAS COME!"
>that gif
>”You wouldn’t ruin a good character like me world you d&d?”
>”D&d?”
If you have the PDF just ctrl+f "giving my young body to the baratheon lord" or "giving my young body". She's fantasizing right before his forces atack deepwood motte, after she is captured she also has some monologues about how strong and determined he looks despite looking thin from lack of rations
call in a fire and film it as firetrucks rock up.
because it's a genuinely pretty good battle and came out of no where if you weren't following the leaks
>reading books on pdf
Give those donut trips back. You're obviously a complete faggot
Jesus...
100%, Mel will hear about the pink letter and burn shireen to ressurect john because she thinks stannnis has died fighting the boltons.
are you fucked in the head? of course
anyone who says otherwise is a certified poofter
No, he tried to help ned
The quote in question.
Stannis already knew, and so did John Arryn. Stannis was afraid nobody would believe him because it would look too convenient for the real heir to find out he current heir was not robert's son. John arryn was murdered almost immediately (either by littlefinger or cersei, not clear) after finding out.
If someone asks in the future, just say you were trying to make a onions green joke and it fell flat
marathoned this with my brother when he visited a month ago. Extremely fun and good
Cersei talks about what a good deal prostituting herself to Stannis would be as well. Bitches can't get enough of Stannis.
Pull the fire alarm. Failing that, bring a megaphone and blast party rock during a climatic moment.
>the Iron Islands can have a queen!!1!
Victarion was right
Cersei was just being her typical whore self, the thing about yara is that she starts kind of admiring stannis after he beats her forces. It was my sister who pointed out to me that if mel burns shirren, its likely he and the greyjoy will end up fucking. Ironnborn respect strenght and daring, and stannis was the only guy to crush the iron fleet in its home turf. Not to mention the obvious word nuance (grey-joy, Iron-this-and-that, etc) that rrelate tto stannis grey/iron personality. I hate to admit it, but sometimes girl readers notice thing male readers dont, if my sister didint point it out to me i might never have noticed the yara thing.