Be me

>be me
>21 khv autist
>start chatting with this cutie online who's "really into cinema"
>she says she likes me
>one day muster up the courage to ask her out
>she says yes
>go on date to watch the florida project
>after that we go back to my place and watch tv and start discussing movies
>she brings up capeshit (not me because i'm not that autistic)
>she says she hates zack snyder movies
>i let it slide
>then at one point she says that her favorite filmmakers are ozu and tarkovsky (humanist drivel)
>i let it slide
>"the only movies im excited for are dune, the new tarantino and the next nolan movie"
>finally start laughing in this stupid cunt's face
>"you think you have good taste in movies but you don't. you're worse than someone who doesn't watch any movies"
>she eventually leaves and stops replying to my messages
>i hate normies so much bros

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fucking redditor

I'd tell you to have sex, but it looks like you blew it, dumbass!

Conner Hagerman out!

yeah she was insufferable

based

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careful posting those pepes, I got warned by hot pockets earlier that using a pepe reaction pic apparently counts as avatarfagging lmao. so reaction pics are apparently bannable now

Never have sex.

She was smart enough to realize Zack Snyder is shit instead of praising him like a 15 year old, she was already making progress

fuck my fucking life
what happened to this place

You get a 3 day ban for posting Pepes on Yea Forums in any form

fuck off reddit

reddit loves snyder idiot

was it Madelyn?

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i wouldnt know i dont use reddit
but you can fuck off anyway

nah it was a brunette name holly

Ozu and Tarkovsky are great. Zack Snyder is a fucking hack with his hamfisted retarded symbolism. I wonder who do you consider to be a good director?

based!

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when did you dream this?

Eisenstein, Kiarostami, Melville, Rivette, Kurosawa

kys

based Kubrick autist

I wanna say based but also cringe?

I can't argue with that, still Tarkovsky and Ozu are good.

>hamfisted retarded symbolism
literally not him he's subtle as fuck

this so much

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>my opinions are right and yours are wrong

You completely blew her the mitch out.

Good job my man. Based, based and in fact redpilled. Fuck women anyway.

I can't tell who's serious anymore. It used to be so easy.

it's called having taste you moron
imagine contaminating your genepool with a fucking tarkovsky fan lmao
op did good

I was serious.

kubrick was a tarkovsky fan

What's wrong with Tarkovsky?

this thread is a (you) farm. you know what to do when posting ITT

Yes queen. I don't watch a movie unless it's directed by a woman.

The Ascent is really good though

what does that have to do with anything

It's a great film that is directed by a woman

check out lynne ramsay's filmography

r*dditor tourists were given mod powers