Wrestling is fake user

There is none, wrestling is the Game of Thrones/Avengers of sports, if it can be considered part of it.

>worrying about people calling you defensive
When everyone's constantly trying to attack you or belittle you, giving them shit back is just normal. Don't ever listen to anything they have to say, just trigger them.

so are your tits and jewerly.

lmao

well as a wrestling fan you shouldnt really be concerned about being cringe. its a bit too late for that

>wrestling is fake user
Prove to them it's real by spearing one of them.

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Anyone who watches wrestling are either a homosexual or hiding in the closet.

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Any comeback other than a RKO is being a vanilla midget jabroni being worked into a diddly ding dong shoot.

gain height. have sex. hit the gym. get a clue. pay your dues.

this but unironically.

its like the fast & furious movies. basically for people who are homosexuals but desperately don't want to accept it

So are all of you

>the soiboi projecting at 8K.
You'll never understand F&F cause you are closer to a roastie than to a man.

Do you understand F&F?

There is no defence but to admit it and saying "yeah so? It's a show fight that entertains me"
You can compare a choreographed fake fight with other acting, but those are really different categories. But they won't know that. The real problem comes when that gets said by actual sport jocks, because wrestling is showsport, so they'll be right when they tell you your sport is fake and gay.

It's about FAMILIA and RESPECT. The pillars in which this great nation once stood.

>wanting advice on good comebacks to defend the fakeness of wrestling
I can envision the flame shorts from here

Any great wrestling aficionado should be able to give a great promo from his heart without the need of McMahon feeding him the lines. But these e-drones are dumb as bricks.

>Mmm-hmm
>Soooo... you guys getting naked anytime soon, or what?

Totally

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This is a decent response actually

You make fun of them for even having to say that.

Like
>no way i thought undertaker really was a zombie trying to bury his brother kane alive and then light him on fire in revenge but was stopped because paul bearer used his urn on him omg

Game of Thrones doesn't pretend to be real.
Wrestling pretends to be a real fight. It's okay to like it, I don't care.

>wrestling is fake
It's also gay you homophobic piece of shit.

>Wrestling pretends to be a real fight.
It's called kayfabe.

Exactly. But still they have some talent enough to look like they are actually fighting. I can show you girls some if you want.

If you have to spend hours and hours rationalising and defending your silly little childish hobby and actively fear people finding out about it...maybe you shouldn't be watching it?

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>wrestling is fake user
So is star wars.

t.loves Henry Potter movies.

More real than any other TV show. WWE Raw features live death-defying stunts performed in front of an audience of thousands every week. People who feel the need to tell you that wrestling isn't real clearly don't watch wrestling because the show features an undead wizard, leprechauns and an evil group of male cheerleaders. This show does not pretend to be an athletic competition. Instead, it's a TV show about a wrestling show. It has more in common with Game of Thrones than it does with UFC. And if you follow one character, all the way through, you can see that this format allows the telling of interesting, diverse, and compelling stories. And there's no better place to start than with... probably my favorite wrestler. Triple H.

claims to be straight,yet obsessives over other guys sexuality.

If the violence isn't real, it's boring. At least in movies you have suspension of disbelief. Don't have that in wrestling.
Same with theater. You know and think at all times that they're just acting. With good cinematography it's not that blatant.

>Small brain
Wrestling is fake
>Average brain
Wrestling is "fake"
>Large brain
"Wrestling" is fake
>Ascended brain
Wrestling "is" fake

Everyone knows wrestling is fake. BUT it is still very entertaining and takes a shitload of physical work and trust in your opponent to not fuck up and break your neck.

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After the huge success of playing Super Shredder in TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze, Nash was living the rock star life. Women, men, all night book store swinger parties. He let the fame go to his head. Summer of 92 is when it all came crashing down. Things looked bad for Big Sexy, but a boost of Diesel power would turn his life around for the better the following year.

Yeah it’s fake, just entertainment. It being fake is what makes it unique

>yeah no shit

>What's the correct way to respond to this?
WHERES THE PROOFS

Bullshit, most characters these days are written with plot armor so thick a nuke can't kill them

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why do you enjoy the theatrics of hairy, sweaty men in tights pretending to grapple eachother competitively?

I wonder what the overlap is of wrestlemania fags as kids fapping to traps later in life.

Gayest projection I've ever seen

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GOT and Avengers are fiction and don't claim to be anything else
wrestling pretends to be a real sport, something it could easily be but it's because it's for kids and faggots.

Liberals and feminists always do that. Somehow they're only interested on the phallus of the wrestlers, using that as a critique on why wrestling is "gay".

You'll find that a lot of wrestling fans think watching wrestling is ancillary to the discussion of backstage drama and discussing the meta of what makes a wrestler good and why that wrestler deserves to succeed.
It makes sense to me though, because wrestling is inherently so fucking retarded and silly that you need to find other things to talk about.

have sex (hetero)

Not if u delivers it in a not cringy way. But the fact that you even think about it like some beta proves that you're unable to.

>Liberals and feminists always do that
non
>Somehow they're only interested on the phallus of the wrestlers
wot
> using that as a critique on why wrestling is "gay".
but wrestling isn't NOT "gay."

This response is extra pathetic because it implies that the wrestlers aren't deliberately trying to minimise damage to themselves while performing crazy stunts, not to mention that the idea that they really do hurt themselves while performing poorly choreographed fake fights framed by children's book-tier storylines is just sad.

>So is wearing makeup, you dirty hoes.

Wrestling is absolutely fake and utterly gay, but so what
It's basically just a dramatic stage play
Would you go to the theater and be like "that was rubbish because othello is fake"
Wrestling is a physical performance theater with dramatic elements.

The correct term is fixed, not fake.

its soap opera schlock for boys that looking at men but aren't allowed to admit that

It's not fixed, fixed implies an actual competition to fix in the first place.

this is the alpha response. Secure in what you like without feeling the need to always be right and prove how smart you are to a bunch of drunk whores

>It's soap opera for boys. You like soap opera, don't you?

>death-defying
LOL. No. Vince wouldn't be able to get insurance if the wrestlers were actually risking their lives. They operate within very strict guidelines as to what they can and can't do.

"no shit"

You send this based video : youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA

>wrestlers
>insurance

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You don't understand live events, do you? No, you don't. Any show like that, whether it's boxing, rock music, or wrestling, is insured. No venue like the ones WWF go into would allow the shows without it.
What, did you think I was talking about health insurance? Of course you did, otherwise you wouldn't have made a retarded post like that.

how can americans stomach watching that wrestling shit and unironically at that?

i literally don't get it, its just so stupid

This is what niggers call a 'weird flex'

>What's the correct way to respond to this?

youtube.com/watch?v=cMSOEBGR3yE

Give them an Attitude Adjustment!

IDK, but that bitch in the front-right's way too ugly to be looking at anyone like that.
Why do the other hot chicks keep her around? To be the butt of jokes? To make look better?

worked and seething

youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M

Choreographed or predetermined or scripted would be the most accurate. Fake implies that they don't actually do any of the ridiculous shit or that they're actually intending to "trick" you into thinking it's a real athletic competition.

no, thats autistic.

"its fun", like a soap opera meets ballet with fighting involved.

Yea Forums told me you don't watch wrestling for the plot or realism etc.

What you watch it for is how well the matches are done like an art form. And according to them most of them aren't done well which is why there are so few 5* matches

>Loving wrestling
Fag

So you like shit tier storylines that are as unrealistic as possible just because they are male power fantasies? Sounds like wrestling would be your cup of tea

Yeah, I would rather watch a b&w movie about fag twinks like you that spend half their time crying about how Grinder sex and the other half smelling to their own farts.

It's a fine comeback, it's all about tone.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Professional_wrestling_deaths

If it's fake how did people die from it?

Like anything the trick is confidence. Just laugh it off, agree with them that it's fake and say it's still good, you can point out that it's fake in the same way as TV shows or movies if you like, but all that matters is not seeming offended or upset.

"The story is fake but the stunts are real. People have gotten seriously injured or died in the ring."

Done.

by acknowledging that. It's not a sport, but an spectacle in the same vein of a circus where the peformers do quality stunts where, altough minimized, there's still latent danger on them

I have a friend who watches a lot of wrestling. I mean thousands upon thousands of hours of the shit. Everytime we hang out and he's watching it, I find it so cringe inducing. Especially when girls come over and they think I'm watching it with him. You can literally see the disgusts on their face.

Tell them all the injuries wrestlers get, they do get hurt

This is implying that isn't impressive to minimize pain.

Basically the beard of wrestling