How did your date/gf react when Gamora kicked Quill in the balls?

How did your date/gf react when Gamora kicked Quill in the balls?

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How do you convince a girl to go out with you?

You trick them with charm and jokes.

How do you convince a girl to batter your bollocks?

My wife hated the movie. So if I were to ask her how she felt about any one scene, the answer falls under that heading.

that's gotta hurt

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>"Oooh right in the infinity stones"

She said looked at me and laughed

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Rohypnol

>Me, personally, I loved this scene

Why'd they have to do my boy Starlord this dirty?

Why do women find this shit so funny?!

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would the 'comedy' still work if it was starlord kneeing her in the vagina?

Obviously not...

I would have cunt punched both of those roasties.

I pretty much dumped my first gf for this, thrust her knee into my balls while i was cooking her bacon. She would also push me into lampposts and then cry if i got mad at her for it.

It doesn't hurt as much as you think...

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I brought my puppy. he closed his eyes with paws.

because the nigga is down right dumb as fuck. starlord in GoTG wasn't even the reason for people to watch. it was groot and drax

Exactly. The benefits of having internal reproductive organs.

This one came

WTF are you talking about?

How bad did it hurt?

She sounds like a lunatic

I wondered why her super-strong knee didn't either crush his pelvis or throw him 20 yards off the ground.

Paid her for a GFE

Closest ive come to vomiting from a nut shot

She turned to me and gave me a devious look. Then we went home for some CBT

>date/gf
Funny joke

She said it was domestic violence and got mad

That's why you do a cunt punt. Make sure the toes get a bit up in there.

I'm in the southern US and even I learned that in 5th grade.

>domestic
>on an alien planet

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