My breakfast. Rec me so kinos for this feel

joe rogan podcast

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Those are my gf’s plates

were are the beans nigga?

I puked in my mouth

I am not bong

He has never posted one meal that looks edible, let alone appetising. I'd think it was a joke if he didn't take himself so seriously.

Beans are shit tier

>bread too dry
>midget tomatoes instead of paperthin tomato slices
>no beans
You fucked up.

>not posting the OTHER eggs pic

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This annoys me because it has the illusion of a lot of food but really it’s about 400 calories aside from the bread which is the biggest part of the meal.

what the fuck is wrong with you faggots that you can't eat dry bread

You’re not wrong. It’s just that I am too fucking lazy to bother to cook something substantial for breakfast

Try eating toasted chiabatta and then tell us your feelings

Why post this? Was he proud of that monstrosity?

youtube.com/watch?v=1i-qD_a419s

I eat it plenty and it's great, do you have some kind of malformation of the salivary glands or something?

These are the most heinous and abominable piece of shit excuse for "egg sandwich" I have ever seen in my life Joe Rogan

Nigga it scratches the palate as fuck

so will my dick when I jam it in your gob

THIS MOTHERFUCKA GOT NO BEANS

I am watching Bridget Jones by the way

at least we have food nigger :^)

You bongs have the most disgusting breakfast

based rockchewing neantherthal poster

>too weak to eat toast

YIKES

>I like them this way
without basil, without olive oil, not even salt !!!
you are doing that wrong

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Try it yourself you bitch.

>falling for the breakfast jew
friendly reminder a single meal a day/every two days is optimal for anyone at any stage of life and eating multiple meals a day is just a waste of money

>Tomatoes not seasoned and grilled
>No baked beans or sauce
Absolutely pauper tier breakfast

Nah I salted them. I like my tomatoes simple and fresh and without this shit

>what is fast metabolism

enjoy your basedbread

chew with your molars not your front teeth I guess I got long canines though so im different

at most you should have one meal a day and some small snacks throughout. also eating in the morning fucks with base natural instincts and makes you lazy

fucking vampires off my board now

eat more if you were active that day obviously if you sat and played games maybe you don't need two meals

Anons are literally too fucking soft to eat bread.

If I'm at home I won't eat until lunchtime, but if I'm working I have to eat at least something small in the morning or I'll feel really sick for some reason.

>over easy
>grilled vienna sausage weenies for pigs in a blanket
>raw halved cherry tomatoes
>dry burned bread
Everything about this screams poor taste.
You cook eggs over medium unless you're eating on a muffin or a biscuit, in which case they should really be poached. Cherry tomatoes served with breakfast should be sautéed and seasoned They're kept whole so that the fruit can caramelize and soften properly. Stop buying cheap sausage and don't eat fucking sourdough toast with breakfast. Make a biscuit or toast a muffin, that shit is depressing.

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sorry you're twink mode and need to eat constantly to put on any muscle. normal men don't need that and shouldn't need it to keep a healthy lifestyle

Good god what THE FUCK is this shit? Where even are the beans? I hope you all die in a cattle stampede. Jesus.

In the mornings my natural instinct is to eat something so I can have energy at least for the first half of the day wtf you talking about. I mean I can skip supper but breakfast and dinner are essential meal times

What a fucking poofter, get this down you instead of only going halfway.

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There we go.

I never grill my tomatoes wtf you taking about. And I don’t want to start

Absolutely based.
Puts faggy OP well and truly in his cuck corner.

best thread on Yea Forums

Fucking DISGUSTING bong shit!! Imagine shoving this shit down your throat and then dying from a heart attack.

You're a fucking idiot congrats.

avo on toast best breakfast
boomers go die

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>burnt
>no nutritonal value
just eat raw man no veggies no beans no bread like thats not even real meat its all procesed

>he no do what I do he stoopid
Kys faggot

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Spot the poofters

whats the 2 types of bacon? are they both just bacon but cooked differently?

>4 pieces of bread
>serving of hasbrowns i.e. bread
>the fat content on the beans and sautéed mushrooms
That much sausage, ham, and bacon with 2 eggs would send the average adult into cardiac arrest.
>hey guise cooked myself breakfast what do you think :-D
>it's fucking raw tomatoes

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the thin crispy strips is American bacon, the big bits is actual bacon that normal people eat

Not him, but you're a fucking hipster dumbass, grilled tomatoes taste like shit compared to fresh ones, the only reason you'd ever have to grill them is to make specific sauces, and even then it's shit. Only reason morons like you grill anything is to take a fucking picture.

lol you're retarded, the sausage is easily the highest calorie thing there with all the fat

Bait? That's blood sausage I think. Not burnt

You whipped yourself into a frenzy over grilled tomatoes when no one is even talking about grilled tomatoes, you gas huffing dumbfuck. Do you grill mushrooms? How about spinach? Blow your fucking brains out.

>Fuck fresh vegetables, GRILL 'EM ALL MAYBE SOME CHEESE ON THERE???
goddamn Burgers.

>all these faggots arguing about tomatoes
>not having a 1/4 ratio of grilled and fresh tomatoes
it's like you retards have never made breakfast in your whole lives

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>That much sausage, ham, and bacon with 2 eggs would send the average adult into cardiac arrest.
is the average adult in your country the size of a small child?

streaky bacon and rasher bacon

>hurr durr look at me I'm a hipster faggot
grilled tomatoes are for pictures, not eatin, period.
You don't grill a fucking tomato, it's fucking retarded.

No wonder you bongs are so disgusting. You are what you eat.

>Happy Mother's Day mum I made you breakfast hope you enjoy :~)
>serves her a banana
Fresh and raw are not the same things, retard.
Serious question, just how fucking fat are you to think that's a palletable breakfast? Are you OMAD?

>Cherry tomatoes served with breakfast should be sautéed
congratulations, you are illiterate.

shut up you little bitch did I say you could speak up, go sit at the kiddie table while daddy cooks your breakfast for you so you don't burn yourself

>recci me some brecki
I came up with this right now prove me wrong.

>hurr durr faaaaat
How much soi do you consume on a daily basis?

just looking at this meal gave me horrible gas. enjoy farting all day

>look at me I'm retarded
Yes we know
Fucking hell.

Check out this poofter.

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jesus fucking christ, maybe he is a vegan activist after all. this is disgusting

reply to this post or I win

>sautéed and grilled are the same thing
American Hot Pocket chefs need not apply.
You don't even cook.

Fuck, I'd need to take a serious nap after downing a breakfast like that.

>t. fat
cope

Why do Euro trash always eat sausage for breakfast?

>hurr durr "sautée" is totally different from grilling hurr
Explain how again? What's the difference between 'sautéed' tomatoes (hilarious fucking word btw, adding an English mark of past tense to a partciple is disgusting, t. french) and grilled tomatoes again?

Are you suggesting Amerifats do not also?

Nice RAW fucking eggs

t. actual lardass who doesn't move

This is for one person? I guess white privilege isn't a lie after all.

I eat bacon generally if I'm making breggers.

The presence of an open flame, you fucking idiot. The fact that a pan of tomatoes is oiled, seasoned, and slow cooked rather than just throwing them onto the top rack where you grill sausages. Stop posting.
>t. fatass
cope

>still has his mom make his eggs into a face
lmao

Breakfast of champions.

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Yes well Americans eat a lot of that in addition to lots of sausage.

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Nope. Never sausage nor those shitty ass beans i see all the time from euros.

>The fact that a pan of tomatoes is oiled, seasoned, and slow cooked
Sorry illiterate retard, slow cooking is not 'sauter'. Try using words appropriately and enjoy your soggy mess that will look good on instagram and taste like shit.

>if I repeat exactly what he said and say hurr that makes me smart and him stupid

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That's a nice description of your own behavior.

not me tho satan

for me it's bacon

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is 2 pounds alot? how much do Brits eat?

It's mostly rural anglo food. Different white people eat different kinds of breakfast foods. This is a commonish breakfast in England or rural America, though in rural America the tomatoes would typically either be slices of a larger tomato or absent altogether.

British breakfast looks good but also like dogshit somehow.

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>arguing use of interchangeable words
>sauter
Slow cook i.e. low heat.
>soggy mess
The point is the caramelize the inside without bursting the flesh. Not that it even concerns you, you don't even cook save for the bowl of sugar cereal waiting for you downstairs. Your opinion is less than nothing.
>NO, YOU
cope

21 sausage patties from McDonald's

so much good shit and then they ruin with blood sausage and mushrooms and shit

>I strictly eat provita and cereal for breakfast
DIRE FAGGOT.

I love meat but dude, I'm guessing you're a fat sweaty fuck.

>he doesn't like mushrooms
>t. retarded child

Reply to this post right the fuck now or I win.

>Slow cook i.e. low heat.
Is not what sauter is. I know americans have a tendency to use words at random and give them their own definition, but making anything sauté implies high heat and a pan, not slow cooking at all.
You can put as much contempt in the rest of your meaningless shit as you want, and project your own inefficiency in the kitchen over me all you want, the fact is, you don't know what you are talking about. Same thing with 'caramelizing' the inside of a tomato, this is pure delusion. It's just not how tomatoes work. And yeah, 'no u' because you are literally unable to describe anything correctly, you're just repeating that I'm wrong without being able to explain how or why, because you can't even cook a fucking tomato. Keep seething.

pls no bully

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This is the best thread on Yea Forums right now. Based.

Ok you're just mentally ill, too bad for me I should have noticed right away.

Patrician breakkie coming through

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Found the bongs.
I don't know how you all can defend the Full English and insult us. It's like someone loli-fucker saying a footfag is disgusting--sure, he may have a point, but he's a thousand times worse.

>eating waffles with chicken
moron

Japanese breakfast > this vomit garbage

>Posting such obvious bait. Well, at any rate, enjoy your replies.

Sometimes, but bacon is more common. And sometimes ham, or sizzle steaks.

The Full English/Scottish/Welsh/Ulster/Irish Breakfast is a right of passage for every man in the United Kingdom/Ireland whether you're fat, thin, short or tall.... Or sweaty.

this shits fucking hilarious, someone make a fresh vs grilled/sautee w/e the fuck these two retards are babbling about poll now

Rope for you. Nice and tight.

You should try it. I was skeptical, too, but it's fucking amazing.

rate my breakfast

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unironically based and truthpilled.

anyone that hasn't had chicken and waffles is indeed a pleb

>no crab legs
philistine

Make one yourself lazy retard.

how anyone can eat game of any kind in the morning is beyond me, even 12 century peasants wouldn't stoop so low

t. Irredeemable lardass amerimutt

>"""sauter"""
>necessarily the same as high heat
Coming from the same retard that said it was the same as to grill.
>tomato
>is a fruit with sugar content
>Same thing with 'carmelizing' the inside of a tomato, this is pure delicious. It's just not how tomatoes work
lmgtfy.com/?q=caramelized tomatoes

nah

Now you made me curious. I will try it tomorrow.

In America, we usually just call our variants a 'country breakfast' no matter what minor variations you have with them. Typically some combination of: thick-cut ham, bacon, sausage, steaks, chicken-fried steak, eggs, biscuits, waffles, english mufins, muffin-muffins, french toast, normal toast, mushrooms, tomato slices, mushrooms, cottage chease. Served with juice and coffee.
Never any goddamned beans.

nope. It's legitimately good.

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Rate my breakfast

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Just fucking try it. It sounds retarded.
Also, the Amish invented it.

europeans are such faggots.
just the way the food is on the plate is enough to tell your a yurocuck queer.

kill yourself, limp wristed faggot.

Poverty is a terrible thing. Won't make fun of you.

Tomatos are fruits, you fucking retard. Of course they can be caramelized. Literally what are you talking about?

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What are the red, brown and white things? And is the white tub or container mayonnaise?

You intergeanbly talk about sauter, grill, caramelizing in an oven or slow cooking
You're all over the place you stupid nigger, pick one and stick to it, stop changing your entire argument each time you get btfo ffs
Who am I kidding anyway, you're just yet another mentally ill moron, who gives a fuck.

I wouldn't mind adding beans to the list though. The bean sauce would be good for soaking up with toast and with all the meat

>Tomatos are fruits, you fucking retard.
They literally aren't. Fruits are by definition sweet.

b-but how did you know

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Literally what are (you) talking about? You're the retard with heavy vocabulary issues, stop changing what you do to these poor tomatoes every 5 seconds.
I'm done wasting time with mentally ill retards

Sure, but in America, it would be American baked beans more likely than not. And I don't want that with my breakfast.

maybe this bread is more your taste

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>battered fish
Why would anyone torture the poor fish before cooking it?

there just not ripe enough m8 like how others fruits are

>frothing at the mouth screaming about grilled tomatoes
>no one talking about grilled tomatoes
>You're all over the place you stupid nigger, pick one and stick to it
>stop changing your entire argument each time you get btfo
You can't even refute the point that you're completely fucking wrong about tomatoes not being able to caramelize. They're a fruit, you dumbass.
>Who am I kidding anyway, you're just yet another mentally ill moron, who gives a fuck.
Fucking kek, the sweet delicious cope. Feed me your tears, retard.

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lmao literally seething
Seek help, I'm done with your stupid shit

It might be filthy mexican food, but chilliquilles is kino.

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>completely fucking wrong about tomatoes not being able to caramelize.
They aren't sweet. They have no fucking sugar, they can't caramelize you retard. Go try to caramelize a carrot you mong.

>they are by definition sweet
>Americans don't know what fruit is
Holy fucking shit.

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Яate my luиcн Yea Forums

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It's very easy to carmelize a carrot. They have a ton of sugar.

What the flying fuck. I'm an amateur cook, but even trying to contend that there isn't a difference between sauteeing and grilling is retarded beyond belief.

Stop talking shit.

Where's the vitamin C

Tomatoes ARE sweet as shit, you americunt. They just have a lot of acidity to them as well.

A lot of retards don't know that 'grilling' and 'griddling' are two different words, which is probably his fuck up.

>I'm done with your stupid shit
How many captchas have you filled out at this point just to be completely wrong about everything and then cope like a bitch?
lmgtfy.com/?q=tomato sugar content

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He's a muslim, he mistook it for his wife.

Now you're just pretending to be retarded.

First result
>Tomatoes may taste sweet, but they're not a high-sugar food.
DDDUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR

Of fucking course there is, you should be able to explain it easily but TIL that sauter implied low heat and slow cooking apparently, according to the moron I'm talking with
Of course using a fucking grill and a fucking oiled pan are two different things but the result with tomatoes is pretty similar and guess what, it's shit.

>literally comparing a fruit to a vegetable
Yeah dude you're an idiot.

>big ass chunks of raw onion
Jesus christ
Also what is the sliced fish?

Have you never cooked in your life? Carrots are remarkably easy to caramelise. They're high in sugar.

>Also what is the sliced fish?
Its salo, cured pork fat.

Tomatoes are fruits but in culinary usage they're considered vegetables.

He's just fucking with us. He has to be.

>They're high in sugar.
Retards everywhere
>they're not a high-sugar food.
Go look up carb content of tomato, hint - sugar is a carb

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>not high sugar
>one cup of sliced tomatoes has four grams of sugar
>>They have no fucking sugar
Feed me your sweet tears omg. You complete fucking idiot. You're so desperate to be right about something after you've wasted your time talking out of your asshole.

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Not him, but you must be. No one in their right mind would attempt to caramelize tomatoes or carrots without adding anything to them.

who here /eatsvomitforbreakfast/

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>4 grams a cup is totally enough to have an acceptable caramelization guise
Said no one ever.
Also I'm pretty sure that there are several people arguing with y

>one cup of sliced tomatoes has four grams of sugar
And one cup of tomatoes is like 400 grams you retard. Thats 1% at most. You would find more sugar in an ice cube.

You just said they have no fucking sugar, you gas huffing retard. And now you're saying carrots can't be caramelized HAHA
C O P E
O
P
E

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>carb is sugar guise
Sure, but we're talking about caramelizing tomatoes.
How do carbs help achieve a satisfying caramelizing again?
I swear you retards will argue anything just to avoid losing face.

>HURRRRRRR I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED DUR DUR DUR

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I'm not pro-tomato caremlizing. But you can damned well carmelize a carrot. You just have to cook them until soft first, after that it's very easy.
And what you're thinking of is glazing carrots, which isn't done to soft carrots, so yes you have to add honey/maple/sugar and butter to them first.

>I am completely illiterate and everyone is the same person
Mental illness.

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>he fell for the olive oil meme
no wonder you burgers are so fat

what even is this shit?

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You have to do this with any type of carrot. Otherwise it just ends up burnt or with a shitty soggy texture at best and a lot of wasted flavor in both cases. Stop arguing for the sake of arguing, no one in their right mind will do this shit.

Eggplants are fruits.

>NO
>YOU
Uncarmelized, unsautéed, the unequivocally raw cope of these two posts, my God.

Well, they live on this weird long-ass Island, so like the bongs, I give them some leeway for the shitty food they traditionally eat.

>still unable to use words properly
You were disqualified to talk about anything cooking related the moment you defined a sauté as a slow cooking low heat process. Cope harder.

It's not that anyone would do it, it's that you can do it. Those are two different things.
It takes a long time to cook a carrot in mush. To get it that way before it starts to form caremel on the outside, you'd have to be steaming them or cooking them very, very, very low.

I want to try natto some time but the stringy slime seems annoying

>eating food

Just when I thought Yea Forums couldnt get more cringe.

aesthetic and healthy, nips are ahead of the rest

I agree, raw tomatoes sprinkled with salt are the best breakfast tomatoes.

Healthy food. Something you obviously do not recognize.

You cannot caramelize carrots without adding brown sugar

t. chef

Yeah, but it's gross. Who the fuck wants to start their day with that shit?
I bet you defend kippers.

Awful. Breakfast should ALWAYS be brown, yellow and orange in color. Not this rabbit food trash. 2 nukes weren't enough, not by a country mile.

>Yea Forums - tomatoes and vegetables

>Who the fuck wants to start their day with that shit?
Healthy non-obese people.

I'm not exactly svelte, but I'm nowhere near obese. I don't want fish and broth with my fucking breakfast. If you're eating this and not a Nip yourself, you're a retard Weab.

>still coping

shut up nigger
die of a heart attack by 40 already

you can caramelize carrots using all sorts of sugar or honey, even jams or syrups
t. a better chef

No, it's pretty normal in America. Nobody eats cooked tomatoes as a side here. In Shakshuka, sure. As part of salsa, sure. But not as a fucking side. That shit is gross.

>Healthy non-obese people.

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commit sudoku by 25 first

I'm actually surprised he can grow a decent beard.

There is no need to argue with the mentally ill because he cannot understand what you are trying to say

See

cherry tomatoes are sweet enough on their own

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Typical undernourished reply from a hippie faggot.

That's basically what I can grow and it's pretty shit tbqh
Sure the fact that everyone and their mothers now has a beard might make it appear decent compared to the worst offenders but it's shit
If that's all you can grow, shave instead, it will look cleaner.

It enhances the flavour.

For me, it's hungry man dinners

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Wrong
See

this triggers trump supporters

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Stop concerning yourself with taking pictures of your shitty meals and start working on making them edible.

I love this shithole. How did we go from kino rec, To fucking arguing over goddamn tomatoes

>no mushrooms, no fried potato, no rashers of bacon, NO GOD DAMNED BEANS, Joe Rogan style eggs
Yeah thats gonna be a naw from me dawg

I would eat this tbqh. The effects of soi are way overstated

>you're only cooking raw ingredients for a picture
???
Nigger, looks like you already got btfo. This is pathetic.

>decent beard
he looks like a hobo, like all people with beards

Looks pretty good, to be desu

Because it's either this, shitty memes, capeshit or pseudo intellectuals and mentally ill tripfags. So why not tomatoes after all.

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> The effects of soi are way overstated
that whole thing is a fucking meme. When I used to hang out with fitfags and gym types they all drank that shit.

best breakfast coming through

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Explain how grilling or cooking a tomato in any way, shape or form, makes it taste better as a side than fresh
Pro-tip you literally can't.

>The effects of soi are way overstated
The correlation between its consumption and massive faggots is simply too high to ignore.

best thread on Yea Forums for months based /ck/ autists

>2019
>eating red meat

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Stop posting, you're retarded.

Isn't eating this many eggs unhealthy

one thing I don't understand is the layout of hifi on that shelf

>equalizer
>power amplifier
>preamp
>cd player
>cassette/radio deck

also all that shit laying on a thin piece of tempered glass...

correct order would be:

>power amplifier
>equalizer
>preamp
>cd/cassette/radio it doesn't matter which is the bottom one

right now that equalizer is blocking all the convection cutouts on the amplifier. nice way to fry that shit

>says the mentally ill retard who got his ass perforated repeatedly ITT
Why do you even bother?

There are white nationalists posting here that hate the full English breakfast, makes me want to bash their melon in with a fist sized stone desu

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>2019
>Unironically letting your s/o sleep with other men
I want your kind to be snapped our of existence.

>no black pudding
>still with the fucking sausages
>sauteed tomatoes
>no vinegar or salt
6/10

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

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>everyone who replies to me is the same person
You've been here too long. Stop posting.

Oops meant forStill drunk lads, sorry bout thar

it has a lot of salt in it, so not really that healthy, just non-fat

Who else here doesn't eat any vegtables at all apart from potato

is it degenerate if I get a big uber eats breakfast delivered?

depends what's in it

Someone photoshop his face on Sunny Emmerich

Uncooked cherry tomatoes are the fedora of food. Retards put them on everything thinking it's a shortcut to make them look sophicated and stylish when to everyone else it's just cringe.

>I-I'm totally not the same guy despite having the exact same posting style and the exact same absolute lack of arguments
lol

Based and truth pilled

black puddings an extra 50p mate

Fucking unforgivable

I eat a shitload brocoli and asparagus (makes your piss stink horribly but it's good for you)

I have two slices toast slapped with a generous helping of nutella and then have a bowl of choco snaps.

>t. actual schizoposter

>Cooking cherry tomatoes
ISHYGDDT

based belgium nogs

>t. retard

t. actual schizo
Only explanation for you being a seething retard bent on insulting everyone who disagrees with him without any good reason whatsoever.

you aint shitting for a month after that

Who are you quadruple niggers quoting?

>imagine being so far gone you start thinking shit like this unironically
lmao

based diabetes promoter

cringe onions addict

aren't you bongs rich?

>t. retard
>t. retard

based obsessed with s.o.y boys poster

>I can't lose face about tomatoes, I have to keep posting!!!
lmao, get help, have sex, anything man.

things getting heated in the brekkie vedge fandom

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those are for the dips behind you, you dumb bitch

I'm gonna pretend it's all just bantz and no one here is actually as unabashedly autistic as the posters in this thread.

>>I can't lose face about tomatoes, I have to keep posting!!!
>lmao, get help, have sex, anything man.

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Not an obsession, just an observation
What kind of moron would scream diabetes or each time someone mentions something not perfectly balanced?
Inactive onions addled wrecks, that's who.

>Those strategically taped boobs
Such a tease

I unironically am, it pisses me off to no end that anyone could pretend that grilled tomatoes are a good thing.

>screams
are you drunk s.o.y boy?

t. retard :^)
A real pleasure arguing with hypocritical faggots as always

>taped
no girls use hair spray they spray it on their breasts and it makes the dress stick to it

>t. retard :^)
>A real pleasure arguing with hypocritical faggots as always

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No, are you? Some guy talks about his breakfast and the only thing that comes to your mind is diabetes?

But the results are different. If you grill tomatoes on high heat, be it on an actual grill or under a salamander, you get a charred surface and watery insides. If you were to sauté tomatoes instead, you wouldn't get as much of the char, due to less heat from the pan, and the inside of the tomato (depending on the cooking time) would be less watery.

if thats your regular breakfast then you are heading for type 2 fast fatboy, try eggs and toast, or anything without sugar really

>niggers cant eat toast

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>nutella toast, and chocolate "cereal"
is his regular breakfast, yea diabetes is what comes to mind

absolute masterclass right here

>nigger can't cook a fucking tomato
Third world shitholers, please stay in your lane.

>too dumb to make civilization
>too weak to eat cooked bread
Blacks can't do anything right

KYS, user. not him, but I like toast as fuck, negga

Only two eggs? If you ain't eating at least a dozen eggs then you are a pathetic excuse for a man. Also, I hope those sausages are home-made or at least not store-bought since those are complete shit.
But otherwise, not too bad

It is ticking indeed. Fortunately, it is sunday and I enjoy trigerring mentally ill retards on sunday afternoons.
While enjoying a nice bowl of fresh cherry tomatoes ;)

Jesus, what is this thread?

>that random antipolice slogan

Why is it always the fat fucks who can't confirm that they still have toes without having to stretch their necks out over the guts who think they'll be the ones to face down the patriarchy? Nigga, I don't care how pussy the Bri'ish pigs are, they'll fucking roll your round ass down the street if you try some shit.

no toast made from real bread you stupid nigger, not the 90% sugar shit you eat

>gets btfo twice more
>still coping

Unironically the best thread on Yea Forums presently.
Probably a statement on the quality of the board more than anything.

> Fortunately, it is sunday and I enjoy trigerring mentally ill retards on sunday afternoons. While enjoying a nice bowl of fresh cherry tomatoes ;)
This is you

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kino

yea im sure that hamburger bun you put in the microwave counts as toast darkie

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>Implying I would EVER knowingly injest any large quantity of sugar like some child.
I am not the one

No. Only way to make it vaguely acceptable is to empty the tomato first. Even then, it's not pepper, the texture will always be a soggy mess at best (great for certain sauces though), and charred shit at worst. Literally can't beat fresh tomatoes period.

>im not offended let me make a comic about how not offended i am please look at how not offended you make me

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who here /eattolive/

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you eat white bread don't you? and you eat a lot of it right?

This is also you, sadly. Same old shit with hypocrites.

Nope. Not if I can help it.

ood man, stay sane

I don't think you understand what btfo means Mr. 'my sautés are slow cooked on low heat'

I fully intend to

cope

;)

Incredible, inedible

cope

you need 2 minute noodles stat fren

ITT: tomatocels

>sautéed
ftfy

K Y S

tomatoes are fruit anyway

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What the fuck are we even supposed to be 'coping'. You're just spouting retarded memes,

>we
>implying there are any tomato autists that aren't you
I recommend killing yourself as soon as possible.

No, you're just using it to supplement real food. What makes us think you're all tards is when you try to subsist on this shit alone, because then it's all your body has and you end up a lentil.

That's a flaw in his grooming habits, not his actual ability to grow a beard. I guarantee that, if he trims it at all, he trims it wet.

This is the most retarded thing you guys have ever tried to label 'white nationalist'.

Tomatoes are the virgins of the vegtable world

...
There are no words. You at least take a men's daily or something?

No but it does take me like half an hour to poop sometimes but apart from that its all good

Tomatoes are not vegetables, they're fruit. They grow on trees and have seeds.

My first girlfriend ate cherry and grape tomaties covered in hummus and not much else.

Sautées you dumbfuck

Even the mexicunts have the decency to serve refried beans instead of that bong vomit.

>What makes us think you're all tards is when you try to subsist on this shit alone
aka random boogiemen

You should start with eating that gun.

If I worked all day on set and craft services provided nothing but this shit, I'd be pissed too.

grilling is not the same as a sautee
would you sautee a briscuit? yeah, didn't think so fucking idiot

What? I mean, I lived with a girl who used flour instead of talcum in her hair, and even she wasn't that fucking retarded. She just used tape.

no its sautéed, fuckwit

right
wrong

dumb bitch, use hairspray

At least cereal is fortified. Some of you sons of bitches are going to get scurvy or anemia.

>this image triggers the /pol/cel

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thats what the sautéed toms are for

friendly reminder refined wheat is better for you than whole wheat. whole wheat is a meme that fucks up your insides so you turn celiac

t. Literal child

It actually is incredibly annoying. The taste with the onions sauce and mustard and a side of rice is good though.

Bitch, I'm immortal, unlike tomato-cooking hobbits.

>wrong about literally everything
>trying to play it off as a joke
cringe

It's not just the fiber, it's the vitamins. Salads are good for pooping, or bran.

Says a dude who rants about incels and white nationalists all day.

I don't eat it, but some of the people here are definitely going to die of a vitamin deficiency. I eat eggs, bacon, tomatoes and cottage cheese most mornings.

Damn Daniel... That looks tasty man!!

Have you ever considered the thought that all of these results are simply because you're a kitchen retard who can't cook?

>oil pan
>low heat
>dice an onion, throw it in
>cook until semi brown
>throw in cherry tomatoes
>cook until plump but not bursting
>throw in chopped broccoli florets
>throw in handful of spinach and arrugula salad
>season with salt and pepper
Goat cheese and lemon zest to make it real sexy. My 'sweaty veggies', niggas.

I really hope we're both joking and that neither of us really gives a shit how other people eat their tomatoes.
Perhaps I've met a genuine autist.

Nevermind, you seem based.

cope

just eat a bunch of steamed broccali or carrots or both every week, you will literally start craving it if you haven't had fresh greens in a while, and if you don't crave it after 1/2 a week of meat and bread then their is something seriously fucked up with you and you should seek help

aka random boogieman
do you not see what you're doing when you do this?

>throw in chopped broccoli florets
>throw in handful of spinach and arrugula salad
Too bad I don’t eat this. Otherwise sounds good

Okay buddy, deny that crazies exist on your side.
Ever read a liberal blog? Conservatives don't make those people rant crazily about how everyone who disagrees with them is a crazy racist.

This. I thought we're all just having some fun on Yea Forums for a change.

Why not, user?

wheres the meat, that sounds disgusting, a bit of bacon or grilled chicken, steak anything added would improve that shit 10x

You bring raw tomatoes up in my face I'll punch your fucking lights out, kid.

It's a side dish, you heart diseased nigger.

a raw tom with a some rock salt shards and vinegar is maybe one of the greatest things god ever put on this earth, if you don't like it you have problems, still not for breakfast tho

>Not even a single kino recommended

sure it is, having a tofu steak on the side? fgt

>t. nigger

>Okay buddy, deny that crazies exist on your side.
there are no sides. You're all by yourself. Everyone is.
>Ever read a liberal blog?
who fucking cares about blogs? how many fucking blogs do you read? Read less blogs. Why not just read random faggot's diaries?
>Conservatives don't make those people rant crazily about how everyone who disagrees with them is a crazy racist.
You can interact with "crazy racist" conservatives ALL DAY OTB. What the fuck are you talking about? We have people talking about publicly executing opinion bloggers for saying things like "clap back."

And reminder that this conversation is in response to "drinking söylent" and you're talking to me like I'm your fucking boogieman you've been radicalizing against for the last 2 years. It's just a pretty legit meal substitute.

No reason to be upsetti spaghetti about a drink lol.

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>penny dreadful
>taboo
>sharpe
now fuck off their is a serious discussion about tomatoes going on here

cherry tomatoes
>sautéed = god tier
>raw = incel pleb tier dogshit