Your favorite movie. Your religion

Robocop. why do you need to know about the second one?

Me : Dumb & Dumber : buddhist

Found the muslim

The Unknown Soldier
Tengrism

Speed racer
Pagan

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LOTR. Pantheist. Yeah I'm counting all three as one movie just as the three books are really one.

American Psycho
Coptic Orthodox
Also OP you're probably fucking 9 years old

The Fountain
Pantheist

>Also OP you're probably fucking 9 year old boys
ftfy since he's Catholic

Leon - non religious

the only reason there's lots of rapes with priests is because 40% of priests are gay

>the human species has survived by being driven to procreate above all other drives
>Catholics try to force humans to not procreate
>"they rape cos they're gay lmao"
End yourself.

>But gay men probably make up at least 30 to 40 percent of the American Catholic clergy, according to dozens of estimates from gay priests themselves and researchers. Some priests say the number is closer to 75 percent. One priest in Wisconsin said he assumed every priest was gay unless he knows for a fact he is not. A priest in Florida put it this way: “A third are gay, a third are straight and a third don’t know what the hell they are.”
nytimes.com/2019/02/17/us/it-is-not-a-closet-it-is-a-cage-gay-catholic-priests-speak-out.html
>“You’re so attractive,” he said. “You’re in great shape and you have beautiful clothes. Come on, you must know that everyone is staring at you all the time. You know full well that every guy here including the priests and even the bishop would f*ck you if they had the chance.”
theamericanconservative.com/dreher/gay-catholic-inside-the-seminary-closet/

>Chaos Magician
Kill yourself.

Br 2049
Jehovah’s Witness

I’m not supposed to browsing this shit hole. I was told that 10 years ago. Yup vicious cycle alright.

The Emperor's Club
/toy/

>dont listen to anything they tell
>just leave it all bro

Did I deny that any of them were gay? You said 40% were gay, that leaves 60% that could be child molesters but not gay. Stats on how many Catholic Priests that molested children were actually gay?

funny how boys are always molested

You can't stop being a JW that easily. They are largely an insular community where 80% of your friends will also be JWs. Once you leave the church you are excommunicated and 80% of your friends disown you, friends you depend on for support, or your job. Your brothers, sisters, and parents (even your children if you have any) are banned from talking to you. If you become an apostate you are socially destroyed. This is why I hate religion, believe in whatever fairy tales you want, but don't join any kind of cult, they're all insane.

Crash by David Cronenberg
Orthodox Christian

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Girls were molested too.

>The abused include mostly boys but also girls, some as young as three years old, with the majority between the ages of 11 and 14

>t. wikipedia

Nuns raped girls as well. You just can't force people to not be sexually active, it doesn't work.

You can guess it.

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Donnie Darko
Setian

One of the Star Wars movies idk (definitely not the Disney ones), Messianic ((Them))ism

The House that Jack built
Catholic

Antichrist. Mormon

Kimi no na wa (Your Name). Hindu.

Testament of Dr. Mabuse
protestant (euro not anglo)

>superlatives
>organized religion

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A Clockwork Orange
Celtic Paganism

I said that OP is 9 because Dumb and Dumber is his favourite film

>religion
>2019
this is a joke right

astonishingly same

>fav. movie
Can't decide but maybe Brotherhood of the Wolf or Akira or maybe Time Bandits

>Religion
Hermetic

JW is a cult and not the fun kind breh same goes for the rest of you Catholicucks itt

Catholics are literally pagans LARPing as Christians but most don't realize it