Aunt May probably calls Uncle Ben her "Daddy"

Aunt May probably calls Uncle Ben her "Daddy".

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What does she call Peter?

Whatever it is, im jealous

an incel virgin who needs to have sex

>you will never smell aunt mays dirty panties

Penis Parker

Did Aunt May get snapped or was she alone for 5 years?

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Nephew, obviously. Right before begging him to cum inside and make her Mommy May

Probably snapped, that's why Tony Stark had a baby with Gwyneth Paltrow instead

More like Deady.

Because he's dead.

Anglo boy has a Italian Aunt???

>Peter, get down on your knees and worship my sweaty cunt. Lick up every last drop
boy that was a weird line

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I bet the MCU Uncle Ben was a real chad, and that's why that virgin Parker doesn't like talking about him.

> I've been so lonely since your Uncle passed away. A woman has needs, Peter...

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All this subverting expectations and going woke at Disney has me worried.

What if they don't talk much about Uncle Ben because it's rude to use a transgender person's deadname? And Aunt May IS Uncle Ben, post-op???

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I’m Anglo with an Italian aunt, happened through two different generations of marriage on my Mum’s side.

>You know... I'm not your BLOOD aunt...
What did she mean by this?

Peter and Aunt May are not blood related.

PP, short for Peter Parker.

#SexStrike

Aunt May? More like aunt BAE
AYOOOOOOOOO

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>Peter... that thing we did last night?...I want you to know I really liked it

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Cool, I like to solve jigsaw pazzles too.

shota-kun

>Peter is this dress too short for your old Aunt May?

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Not nephew

>why yes I am excited Peter, how could you tell?

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i want to live in there. shrink me down

Why wasn't she cast as Mary Jane though. Why was she instead cast as a character she doesn't look like at all.