Aunt May probably calls Uncle Ben her "Daddy".
Aunt May probably calls Uncle Ben her "Daddy"
What does she call Peter?
Whatever it is, im jealous
an incel virgin who needs to have sex
>you will never smell aunt mays dirty panties
Penis Parker
Did Aunt May get snapped or was she alone for 5 years?
Nephew, obviously. Right before begging him to cum inside and make her Mommy May
Probably snapped, that's why Tony Stark had a baby with Gwyneth Paltrow instead
More like Deady.
Because he's dead.
Anglo boy has a Italian Aunt???
>Peter, get down on your knees and worship my sweaty cunt. Lick up every last drop
boy that was a weird line
I bet the MCU Uncle Ben was a real chad, and that's why that virgin Parker doesn't like talking about him.
> I've been so lonely since your Uncle passed away. A woman has needs, Peter...
All this subverting expectations and going woke at Disney has me worried.
What if they don't talk much about Uncle Ben because it's rude to use a transgender person's deadname? And Aunt May IS Uncle Ben, post-op???
I’m Anglo with an Italian aunt, happened through two different generations of marriage on my Mum’s side.
>You know... I'm not your BLOOD aunt...
What did she mean by this?
Peter and Aunt May are not blood related.
PP, short for Peter Parker.
#SexStrike
Aunt May? More like aunt BAE
AYOOOOOOOOO
>Peter... that thing we did last night?...I want you to know I really liked it
Cool, I like to solve jigsaw pazzles too.
shota-kun
>Peter is this dress too short for your old Aunt May?
Not nephew
>why yes I am excited Peter, how could you tell?
i want to live in there. shrink me down
Why wasn't she cast as Mary Jane though. Why was she instead cast as a character she doesn't look like at all.