Instead of that I'll buy 15 captain marvel tickets

americans can generally afford to

This picture makes me really sick, fuck jews for this degeneration

>people who act like their dogs are their children

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Too much effort to shield your child from all the degenerate shit these days.

>old enough to drive a car at 16
>old enough to sign up for the military and possibly get killed at 18
>old enough to drink at 21
Weird country.

Because they can.

>people who are more attached to "muh dog" or "muh cat" than actual people

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>generic fuckboy zoomer doesn't understand economies of scale

The number thing is funny but wrong

Because they have to. Americans don't know how to build cities for shit and their infrastructure is garbage.

You can drink it, you just can't buy it you dumb Eurotrash.

Lol, you jew. No they don't. Fucking credit using pieces of shit.

What does infrastructure have to do with buying a car, dumb dumb? Not everyone wants to ride a bus with niggers.

My brothers and I shared a car, we didn’t each get one

>buying your kids cars at 16
DO Americans really do this?

Because deep down, they know they were spoiled little shits and don't want somebody to do it to them. Then idiots like climatechangers give them the perfect excuse to continue to be irresponsible children.

>t. hovel-dwelling european who has to use public transport or ride a bike like a cuck

COPE

Public transport in big cities that were designed for it is literally the better option.

*ting ting*
AHEM

I do not like to talk to women. I only buy them as prostitutes. I would buy them as property too if it was legal.

>Amerigoy who will voluntarily sell himself to the jew so that he could "own europoors with a car".

yeah but only faggots live in big cities

>t. seething
cringe and a big yikes, euromutt.

yeah better to pile on that debt while posting about how hard "adulting" is on reddit as you bitch about your lack of money

Except our cities have a bunch of retarded niggers who do stupid shit and get into fights on the trains so nah.

As if you're one to talk, dumb European fuck.

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>m-muh strawman... y-you're reddit...
We can afford to buy cars with cash here, yuropoor. My parents bought me my first car and I'm debt-free.

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yeah, just watch that that unexpected $500 expense doesn't jump you in a back alley or something

depending on your state and city public transportation is not an option. a 2 hour commute to work would be considered normal for a lot of people. yes it's insane

They are so poor they have to buy houses milles out of the city so the only way they can get ANYWHERE is car.

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Its always in these threads. Crying about wasteful spending even though they won't see a second comma in their bank balances their entire lives. It's funny until their kids inherit ash in their mouths. Americans have no object permanence and don't know how to accurately discount the future. Literally they're all niggers at this point

fox & grapes
it's like how everyone you know talks about how they wouldn't waste their money on $30,000 champagne if they were rich.They aren't so they act like they're above the concept to avoid confronting their lack of agency

you typically don't want to live in the city you mong

this is literally just a /pol/ thread

if you ironically, or unironically, made a /pol/ post in this thread it is certainly because you are an idiot.Hang yourselves, none of you are worth anything to anyone on this entire earth.

>inb4 meaningless /pol/ retort

mhm

You typiccally dont want to spend more than 15minutes to get to work, you retard.

>Americans have to may for their own medical, college and often have car payments and mortgages
>They STILL have less debt than over half the countries following the Nordic Meme
I think I'll be fine with my unexpected expenses, but you make sure that the debt collector doesn't come and take whatever you wasted all those loans on. Fucking kek.

>thinking that he uses them to fuck his asshole
>not realizing that he licked them clean
the lube is used as a distraction

>t. dogfucker

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nice cope lol

Explain how having to do all that he says for one child wouldn't be cheaper?

she looks like she fucks black men

I want to put my dick inside the wife.

>6 human weeds, it's so wonderful
This is in Britain, isn't it? :-/

O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D

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>buying your kids a car
Do Americans really do this?

what world do we live in where a mother tweets this
this has to be fake

>i-it didn't work the f-first time, let me t-t-try it again
YIKES

>buy
youre retarded

Because they hate themselves and are jealous.

this

you do if it means not living in the fucking city you mong

clown world

What the fuck are you even talking about you shizo

only the rich ones

Fuck you, i imagined it and now i'm hard

>proms
Why is this such a big thing in Burgerland?

>6 phone bills
You're too young to have phones, I didn't until I was in university
>6 wardrobes
lol just go to goodwill
>6 mf's to feed at night
Whip up them grits, bitch
>6 cars at 16
lol fuck no. Buy your own when you get a damn job
>6 college tuitions
loans exist

Is there any reason to like children? People have kids because you're supposed to, no one actually enjoys it.

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>tfw I found out my brother was gay when he threw out the boxes his buttplug and lube came in, on my day to take out the trash, and made no effort to shove them down in so they were just sitting on top in full view
>2 years later comes out and acts surprised when I already knew he was a shit tickler
Fucking retard.

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RIP Euromutt
He never stood a chance.

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Unironically agree with imsadlol, aside from the part where he gives away his upper middle class fuck privilege by believing everyone must get a free car and free college

Have as many kids as you can afford and properly invest in. 6 is too much for most

you mad lol

All race mixers must die

lol, someone has parents who hate him.... sorry user.

Because they are cute, because they are the future, because our species only continues on the condition of them thriving I dunno pick one

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Very based.
Very cringe.

>reddit spacing
>is a redditor
Like pottery

>yfw
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings user. I'll stop.

embarrassing. why are euromutts such failures?

>Is there any reason to like food? Poeple eat food because you're supposed to, no one actually enjoys it.

>Because they are cute
subjective
>because they are the future
As I said just out of necessity, you're supposed to do it.
No one would willingly wageslave for their entire life for the benefit of an ungrateful kid if it wasn't necessary.
Nice projection, I'm just looking at it objectively

>your post: singles
>my post: dubs
god has decided

They're poor and angry about it. Just give them a moment's pity and move on.

Same reason why they hate cars,they will never have them so they pretend they hate it.

>this person doesn’t want to have soccer team sized family that they would be barely able to take properly care of therefore they don’t want children

Seriously though. What happened to the days of kids being seen and not heard?

You asked for any reason. Subjective reasons therefore count, dipshit.

three new niggers

Coping mechanism initiated

4 daughters to molest

I hate half-breed children.

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low test and stunted manhood.
True wealth for a man is having a large family. It's the only thing he will leave behind in this world

internet

Based

It's times like this when a good mother will quietly take care of it without scaring her son for life and realize that pubescent boys do some fucked up shit, not post it on social media like a dumb fucking whore

I don't like or dislike children in general but continuing the family line does strike my fancy. And my own kid is different than children in general of course. Dogs however fuck dogs, they smell, they are disgusting, they make noise, they jump up at you, they wreck your stuff. Yea I know a baby in the beginning is like that too but eventually they grow up and you can talk and interact with them like they are your successor. Pets are like perpetual babies for people that like perpetual babies.

Kids are horrible, annoying and expensive.

How does she know it isn't his?

Having a child is 1/2 risk of getting a daughter.
And we know that the cuckiest thing is raising a daughter

Because it's hers obviously.

If you dislike children you are a incel

Its not gay! it just feels good!

IMAGINE BEING SUCH A LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH KEK THAT HAVING CHILDREN SCARES YOU
JUST IMAGINE THAT
IMAGINE HATING THE THOUGHT OF BREEDING A WOMAN OVER AND OVER - FUCKING HER AND JIZZING DEEP INSIDE HER EVERY NIGHT
IMAGINE HATING THE THOUGHT OF HER TITTIES AND STOMACH SWELLING UP AS YOUR CHILD GESTATES INSIDE HER
IMAGINE HATING THE THOUGHT OF A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR BABY AND WATCHING HER BREASTFEED IT
IMAGINE HATING THE THOUGHT OF HAVING A LITTLE SMILING FACE CALLING YOU DADDY
ALL SO YOU CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND WHACK OFF TO GAY PORN

PEAK FUCKING SOIBOI ZOOMER CULTURE
>THEY LITERALLY ERASE THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL TO COLLECT STAR WARS FUNKO POPS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I just don't want liberals to ruin my kid's life

i work at a animal centre
this so fucking much. its always stunty women with plucked eyebrows and they always have untrained labs or huskys. always.

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>6 cars at 16
>6 college tuitions
not happening bruh

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I actually have sex, I just cant stand children.

>buying your kid a car at 16
Yeah fuck that...

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>muh dogs
Does it bother you when you realize your worthless dog doesn't care about you and is incapable of feeling complex emotions and is no different than a pet rock?
How about when you know in the back of your mind how much of a cuck you are feeding this dumb animal everyday getting nothing in return? Literally picking up it's shit?
Both dog owners and cat owners are idiots and are completely cucked by their respective animals. They waste time and money providing for an animal that has basically no benefit personally or on a societal level.
It's even more disgusting when you realize the scale of it in western countries and the US.
Dogs and cats in the vast vast majority of cases (sorry but you're a not a blind farmer), are pure luxuries and not needed. The push by the pet industry and pet evangelists to normalize pet fetishization and seeing the pet as family member is disgusting and needs to be stopped. We have people think of dog as family member and on level of human, why is this okay? It's like normal person version of waifus, except they have even more cognitive dissonance and it has much worse impacts on our lives. Waifus are mostly harmless. Compare to dogs which average has carbon footprint of two SUVs and there are about 80 million dogs in the US alone. Why should accept this? All this waste just so some sad fucks can delude themselves into thinking their brainless pet "loves" them?
How retarded is the idea of no kill shelters? We have an epidemic of stray dogs that are useless and a drain on system at best. So what do pet lovers do? They campaign so that they cannot be killed and instead we have to waste money and time caring for these dogs that do nothing and will simply die eventually. Strays should simply be killed on the spot and it should be legal for any one to kill one. Similar to population control for deer.

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If you have no children you are a child yourself. FACT.

Delivery was cringe but message was redpilled
Based

implying that all of them will make it past highschool

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Loud, messy, and expensive.

We're sorry you have to live with your bad decisions user, but there's no need to take it out on us.

Because they are overgrown children

my dog is dead

you're an idiot, the guy literally used only one reason to do it, and you repeat it.

Anyone can have children

Literally anyone, even the most fucked up sickos on earth.

This is only the first time they have a easily accessible forum to the whole world to share these insane thoughts and events with the rest of the world instead of it being a secret taken to the grave like most of history.

>t. shitskin turd worlder

Very based

Isn't a dog the perfect example for a NPC animal?

Ive always wanted to have a big family (6-8 kids) thats why i work hard so in the future i can give them a good roof. But i am 22 years old with a good paying job ( can probably support a family with two children) with no girlfriend or any relationship with a girl since birth. Is it too late for me to achieve that big family that i wanted?

It is unfortunately not so simple. If you let your kids go to school in crappy clothes with holes in them you'll probably get audited for child neglect.

This kind of attitude is why the white race is getting bred into extinction though.

>snotty little shits that make noise
>cute
Get the fuck out

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I can't. No female wants to mate with me