/got/

Very amusing.

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you'd think qyburn would be good at counting

>7 seasons of character development
>He finally gets the courage and leaves Cersei
>lolno
>goes back to KL and dies anyways

It's all so tiresome.

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aaggghhh

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you'd think there's a delay because i'm uploading an image
faggio

ARRGGGHHHH DAVOS

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King Joffrey, what Westeros needs.

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I pronounce his name like "quibburn".

Aggghhhhh

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>Euron forgot about the conversation happening

Better than the show's go-to threat:

>If you do commit X act of defiance... you'll wish you hadn't!!

based

Given how most characters have turned out, I appreciate Joffrey much more than I used to

>X act of defiance
based ESLposter

>they made a doggo feel bad just to try and make a meme
That's just wrong

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yeah, who gives a fuck, the most important question is: does it subvert your expectations?

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>Jon goes to kill Dany
>this happens

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>Doggo
How do I upvote on 4channel?

>Ah, Lord Tyrion. I see you have returned, have you come to offer your unconditional surrender?
>As you can see, I have made some minor improvements to our city's defenses. The moon shall also serve as temporary living quarters for our queen, until this conflict has been resolved.
>Resistance is quite futile, my Lord.

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AGGGHHH SANSA

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fuck off 9gag

How did the Mountain know that she didn't really mean it?

Is he /ourguy/?

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>he thinks doggo is reddit
you probably think puppers are reddit, too. lurk moar

nice samefag

Fucking assholes, doggos have souls, hopes and dreams!

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>Cersei's last episode
bros... I'm not ready for this...

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Honestly thinking back the dragon pit episode in season 7 is so retarded now. I mean it was always dumb as fuck but all those fucking reunions eat up half the time and they all just happen again in season 8.

Come to think of it I bet rewatching episode 2 of season 8 is pure AIDs now thanks to episode 3 fucking everything up and nobody important dying.

>How did the Mountain know that she didn't really mean it?
He seems to be bonded to her in some way. He just knows when and how to move to carry out her will... he's not just a dumb lunk. Of course, that's just me excusing lazy writing, but it's the only way I can lampshade it.

I would have preferred Jaime dying in ep3 as opposed to going back to get cucked by Cersei one last time.

saved. based doggo/pupper poster

How many times do you think Robert absolutely destroyed her when he was still in his Chad phase

AAAARRRGGGHHHH SAVE ME QYBURN

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Jaime finally realising that he is not a good man and going back to Cersei is kino.

We need AAAGHHH JON from Dany as he kills her.

No that does seem to be the case, they are often times he does her will when she does not say a word to the guy. It is just baffling how Qyburn could do any of that, especially without Cersei being present for his creation

Dabid, go to bed.

Never, they hated each other and the only times they fucked he was too drunk to finish

Jaime stabs Cersei in the back 100% guaranteed

He isn't a mindless zombie and he served Lannisters his whole life.

>writers forgot about the plot lines
Like pottery

Hit the shit out of her regardless

You're just jealous of my idea crayons. You. Can't. Have. Them.

>Night King was trying to destroy humanity's memory
>he actually succeeded

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Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb high-born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword I knocked him down with a hammer, Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted ‘Wait! Wait!’.

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>muh reunions
When the hype over the swerves evaporates and people all know how it ends, this is going to be the big criticism of S7 and S8 i think, along with teleporting.
>so... here we are, old friend
>so... here we are, guy i've heard about...
They really went overboard with them, to the point that S8E2 is literally an entire episode of this expository shit back-to-back-to-back. the zombie hunt north of the wall is full of both >muh reunion and >muh teleporting in one episode

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Obligatory

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Any spoilers for tonight's episode?

yeah

it's gonna suck shit and people will mostly be disappointed

It's literally a shaggy dog story.

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Episode 2 was pure AIDS the first time watching it

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>and moonboy for all I know

OMG right? I don't usually feel bad for humans but with animals is difrnt and shit I GET ANGRY
Upboated btw direct to the frontpage bestest of doggos!!!!

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I'm not a mindless zombie either, and I wouldn't be able to figure out what that crazy bitch wants due to inconsistent writing.

Yes, it's gonna be great.

I would stand up and clap

>lol take the dog idgaf
How can people defend Jon after this scene?

Stannis' return

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it felt like the end of a fucking bioware game, I can't believe people actually like that shit. nobody dying makes it 100x worse though

Because he's going to put down Dany.

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Why does Yea Forums shit itself everyday at this exact same time of day for the past several days?

I'm sure /ourguy/burn is supposed to be some sort of necromancer on top of being a ex-Maester steeped in the rational sciences. The again, Maester Luwin mentions he got his Valyrian Steel merit badge for studying the "higher mysteries" so maybe they all know how to re-animated dead people and bind their souls in thrall to a master, but it's forbidden.

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Ghost is the best character of the season and show, prove me wrong
pro tip:you can't

I PISSED MYSELF Yea Forums, WHY DIDN'T YOU POST LEAKS?

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Wrong, they fucked a bit. In the books Cersei says that he once got her pregnant, but she drank moon tea (medieval abortion potion).

>Why?

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LEAK THAT GODDAMN EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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It's official! Night King is the greatest villain in TV history.

Brienne just wasn't good in the sack user....

?

DAENERYS KILLS THE MOUNTAIN

chop cerse leg

Shaggy Dog went to live on Shaggos, the island of Shaddy Doggos. I choose to believe this and not the grimderp of the show.

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In his defense, Brienne is pretty gross.

PAJEET, LEAK THE EPISODE ALREADY

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when pointing-out GRRM's stock phrases, you have to do it with grease dripping down your chin or it doesn't count.

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I'm glad she made it this far, she always was my favorite.

>
Trebutchets on the wall firing wildfire pots.

Russian Twitter is saying that the leak will be out in a couple hours.

I mean I hated it but you had so many reviews sucking it off as OH MAN THIS IS IT THE BREATHER BEFORE THE BIG BATTLE, SAYING GOODBYE TO A LOT OF THESE FACES

And then nobody fucking died. I wish Jaime had died honestly, because now he's getting fucking ruined. Imagine him actually going out like a fucking champ against the dead.

maymays aside she's the best looking bitch in the show by far even at 45

Bros she already knows that, you just shouldnt mention it or make her think about it

Thats what upset her, because when Jaime leaves shes all thinking "Im never good enough for anyone am i?" Which makes her upset because all her life its been true

Nutter said it was more powerful this way.

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Based russians

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But they fucked multiple times.

I can't remember anything that happened in E2 other than Brienne getting knighted. The entire thing was filler and should've been part of E1

He wanted to give her a chance.

they should've just had brienne and jaime die in each other's arms instead of pretending that jaime would downgrade from cersei to brienne of fucking tarth

Pod sang

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Oh right they had to ripoff LOTR as hard as they could

>Downgrade

You mean upgrade

only because she almost never smiles. She's one of those rarest of women who is attractive, but has a legitimately ugly smile that isn't teeth-related. She was born to play a hateful woman.

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this is a level of damage control i did not think was possible

>people have a problem with mary sues
>but no problem with Pod, the infalliable and infinitely loyal ladies' man with a huge cock

>but no problem with Pod
You haven't been paying attention.

he's also not a protagonist. mary sues don't matter when they aren't the ones making the decisions.

A DIREWOLF HAS NO PLACE IN THE SOUTH

AND

A LION HAS NO PLACE IN THE NORTH

BY WHAT RIGHT?

BY WHAT RIGHT?

KINGSLAYER!!!!!!!

jaime....my name is jaime......

The biggest damage control is definitely the lighting shit in Episode 3.

>In an interview with Wired alongside episode director Miguel Sapochnik, Wagner placed the blame away from the production team onto viewers’ home devices, which he says aren’t fit for the show’s cinematic filming.

>“A lot of the problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to tune their TVs properly,” he said. “A lot of people also unfortunately watch it on small iPads, which in no way can do justice to a show like that anyway.”

>He continued, “Personally I don’t have to always see what’s going on because it’s more about the emotional impact…’Game of Thrones’ is a cinematic show and therefore you have to watch it like you’re at a cinema: in a darkened room. If you watch a night scene in a brightly-lit room then that won’t help you see the image properly.”

>LOL U DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT TO GET THE IMPACT GUYS!!!!

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I can honestly say I have always hated Pod and I hated that we were supposed to cheer for him as an underage character getting forced into sex with whores in the same show where we're supposed to feel horrified at Sansa getting forced into sex.

Pod is routinely fucked-with by Bronn, who likes him and is only trying to help him, genuinely giving him good advice. Pod is not the center of attention. He's literally invisible to most people, most of the time, as a squire should be. This would not happen to a Marty Stu. Pod has some sue traits, to be sure, but a lot of characters have some sue traits. You seem to act like its somehow wrong to give characters idealized male traits in a superlative way, or that to do so somehow excuses females who are literal Mary Sues.

He's not underage though. Brienne mentions he's old for a squire

jon's nigger targ genes kicked in hard.

>tertiary character
>mary sue
Pick one.

Same reason people defend Stannis, a character ruined by showrunners.

I wish

pod only lives because the actor he plays is a massive soiboi, bitches about getting "groped" and defends trash d&d writing. meanwhile barry selmy actor bitches about the books not being properly adapted and gets killed by these kikes....

That's because squires are super young.

I've thought for the longest time that one of the most interesting and truly subversive plot twists would be that through Branvision or something it would be revealed that Joffery was Robert's son after all. A lot of arbitrary explanations and retcons would have to take place but I kind of like the idea that the whole war of the 5 kings was all for nothing and what kind of a petty squabble it all was, based on reasonable suspicion for sure and Joffery would have been as Tyrion said, worse than the Mad King.

Joff was a solid, consistent character(probably because he died before the books ran out) and even showed signs of growing up and stop being a spoiled retard after Cersei loses influence over him.

At this point I'm wondering what was the point of introducing time travel into the series.

Wait untill you see what he did to casterly rock. Those dumb unsullied attacked a random castle, as the true castle has moved itself

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i basically argue the shit out of anything attacking my milfu but you're right and this subverted my expectations instantly went down 4-5 points with that abomination of a smile.

Soon.

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I dont want the Emilia's acting webm.

>sits in a chair and watches TV all day
yep

>GAME OF ANIMALS
>WOLF IS THE WINNER
BASED

Based Qyburn

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Based Qyburn.

Be sure to head over to iMDB and give this next episode a low score. Even though the episode hasn't aired yet, ratings for it are open.

i mean you know it's going to be shit anyway so why bother waiting for it

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He finished, he was just too drunk to realise he wasn't inside her and she was giving him a loose handy.

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So did they forget that it was still winter? Or are they pulling some bullshit that killing the NK ended the winter and now its back to being summer?

If we were going to get another 3ER paternity reveal, i'd rather it be Gendry as the child Cersei mentions they lost waaaaay back in S1E2 when she goes to see Bran and Kat. Gendry himself mentions his mom's "yellow hair" later that season when he's introduced. It was probably another misdirection / "false prophecy" and after the scene with Danny legitimizing him, it will almost certainly not happen, but i kinda wanted to see it.

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Daily reminder wh*toids can't fight.

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They did and he was rough with her, Cersei develops a power fetish.

Thats not what lost means in that context.

What did he mean by this Yea Forums?

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He was someone you would love to hate, a proper villain.
Cersei? Who gives a fuck.

one has to wonder how much goofing off on set there was and general mismanagement of time and funds...shoulden't someone inform HBO or something?

Varys is so wasted.

>50% of Dothraki survived
How?

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*ahem*
Lads, gather round if you would, this includes:

Stannisfags
Robertfags
Nowytendsfags
Radmurefags
Coughfags
Arrgghfags
Qyburnfags
Littlefingerfags
Jamiefags
and that one Podrickfag

I would like to take a moment to just say,

FUCK Dany
FUCK Danyfags
and FUCK roasties

Thank you! Thank you!

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Could someone post the Qyburn/Tunguska pic?

saved, and I'm a fucking cat person

Pod was fun in season 2 with his interactions with Tyrion and Bronn. Since then he's been in the background doing absolutely nothing of note

Varys will literally be wasted in this next episode, say your goodbyes lads

DO WE HAVE A PLOT LEAK FOR THIS WEEKS EPISODE LADS???

Cheers

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They had a son together
youtube.com/watch?v=tRfbMLEieg8

BY WHAT RIGHT DOES THE REDDITOR JUDGE THE 4CHANNER, BY WHAT RIGHT??

Something about bells, and the ding dong of death.

The Virgin White Walkers' 8 Seasons Worth Of Build Up

vs

THE CHAD DOTHRAKI TWO SEASONS BUILDUP

nice, you forgot cersifags but i agree

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Dany forgot about that half of the Dothraki

damn, now i feel bad about it. Here, in this one she kinda gets close.

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Did somebody say Radmure thread?

Wouldn't it be more interesting if Dany uses her army to attack Cersei's army to distract them while Bran uses crows to lead Arya to assassinate Cersei? Seen as how they have a trained assassin that wiped out the entire Frey house and a time travelling tree boy on their team

They were late to the battle because they were operating under Dothraki people time.

why did they stick Theon way the fuck over there with the Lannisters? Should have put him with the Starks

youtube.com/watch?v=OOEGD197CQ8
Family, Duty, Waves

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lol obviously, I mean she sent him away because she wanted the heir to be one of her and Jamie's but because he was her child, she still couldn't kill him, so she told Robert he died.

Why do you fags love burlington bar so much

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Thanks user, you're a good man.

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>*Cough spit into Cuckorah ear*
>women are shit and inferior

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Dany regroups with the marching army
She wants everyone dead
Greyworm wants everyone dead
Dany needs to hit up Dragonstone while the army marches
Euron's fleet is sent to Dragonstone
It's wiped out
Drogon has armor
Arya tries to assassinate Cersei
Mountain cuts her in half in a heartbeat (dexfags eternally btfo)
Hound rushes to avenge her death. Cleganebowl. Sandor btfo.
Jamie is caught by Dany's forces
Jamie plans to kill Cersei
Tyrion frees him
Varys tries to talk reason into Dany. She feeds him to Drogon.
Tyrion is put in shackles for freeing Jamie
Massacre in King's Landing. Raping of Nan King.
Jon kills Dany
He pulls his sword out and it's on fire
Jon leads the forces into the Red Keep, killing enemies, sparing peons who look on at the flaming sword in awe
Jamie is at Cersei
She manipulates him
Jon tells Jamie to stand aside
Jamie refuses
Jamie kills Cersei
Jon says he doesn't want the throne
Gendry is the king
Tyrion, Bran are advisors
Hint of dragon eggs scattered around previously visited locations
Bran says that because fire still exists, so will ice. The night kill will return.
End.

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>sssh.. Ian Glen.
>It'll all be over soon.
>soon I'll be able to grow hair and you'll be able to... play an old Batman or something.

YOU RAPED HER

we need more edits of the faggots in Burlington Bar. I remember seeing a good one of them clapping and celebrating Missandei's death, made me kek

Fuck niggets fuck kikes fuck trannies fuck dykes

Good night

YOU DESTROYED HER CHARACTER ARC

F

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People defending the show, I raise you this

If D&D wrote endgame the fight with thanos would’ve been over when they went to his house and decapitated him, then the rest of the movie is the avengers fighting the government

If you're referring to the Starbucks cup, it was almost certainly intentional, just like using the George W. Bush prop head in S2. In the cup scene, the camera is between both David and Dan who were in character for their cameos at the time. They can be seen in the foreground flanking the shot and would be looking directly at where the cup is, off to their right.

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based

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But they denied that it was a Starbucks cup.

Honestly if they hadn't fucked around with their dumb easter egg shit they probably would have spotted it.

here is the opposing shot in the same scene showing Dabid and Dan as wildlings. The camera for the "cup" shot would be in between their heads just behind them.

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*could easily block cersei path but not because of plot*

Could have been multiple takes, user.

When was this scene? I don't remember it.

Those woldlings look like dirty scheming rabbis

nice one

Cheers

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Why are libcucks so easy to trigger? Is it their low IQ or femininity?

GRRM cameo when?

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you have to go back

>Sssshhhhh let it happen

Upvoted for epin r*ddit quips amd conservitard pwnage

maybe. but unless David and Dan used extras and peaced out for the "cup" shot, it's irrelevant. My point is that regardless how many takes, when the cup was captured in frame, both David and Dan were nearly looking right at it, as the second pic shows, since their heads can be seen in the cup shot as the dark shadows on either side. The POV of the viewers is the white haired guy standing behind D&D

All that tells me is that they're incompetent because the cup was clearly a goof. They wiped it and denied it was a Starbucks cup.

>Falling for obvious bait

The End of Varys: You Can(not) Coughpost

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Now that the dust is about to settle. which arcs and lore pieces ended up being completely pointless and a waste of time to have spent episode minutes on?

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He was kept around 4 seasons doing nothing so we could coughpost in the end.

>even showed signs of growing up and stop being a spoiled retard
Do you even remember his behaviour literally 3 minutes before his death?

For starters, bringing Benjen back only for him to be a deus-ex-machina TWICE and tell us jackshit. What the fuck was the point in all that nonsense?

This is my favorite /r/freefolk meme

*aaaagggghhhhs in aaagggghhh*

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Theon

KINGSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEER GET IN HERE

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And on that note, does anyone have more /coughposting/ memes? I quite enjoy them.

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Remember Locke?

/r/ Radmure shooting down Drogon

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POST THE EPISODE LINK BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

Shit, I meant Rhaegal

Sounds too good to be true

So when everyone hates the ending, you think D&D will throw GRRM under the bus like they did with the Shireen burning?

There is a bizarre real life equivalent of this, when one time the russian army arrived late at a battle because they and the austrians they were allied with used different calendars

>Arya tries to assassinate Cersei
>Mountain cuts her in half in a heartbeat
Oh god, please let this be true

of course and then GURM will release his version and btfo dabid (posthumously of course)

>old leak
kek

Arya will kill the mountain after Sandor dies, then she will kill Cersei and Jamie and Tyrion and qyburn and euron and Strickland and every Lannister alive

>GRRM releases ADOS
>dies the day after
How would you react?

Well, obviously the show is going to be saved before it's over.

So how is it going to happen?

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Why did people need 70 episodes to realize that got has bad writing? This season is as trash as the previous seasons. Why is it suddenly a problem?

>Careful now ladies
>Once you set that monster free
>There's no caging him again
You had one job. You forgot Radmure's line he utters when being carried off to the bedding ceremony. He says this to summon his coitus powers from the god of the Red Fork.

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Would literally save the show for me
Also brain damage queen getting impaled by Jon's sword

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Would be very happy

I'd easily put that in my top-10 of most badass lines in kino ever

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Normalfags don’t care about writing, most people here figured it out 5 years ago

The party died as soon as I left

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Locke replaced Vargo Hoat to get Jaime mutilated, then got his role extended and it led to Bran's first human warging experience, including making Hodor do something 'bad' against his will.

So now that the show ending is finally being accepted as shit by the normalist of the normalfags let's talk about how you think the books arrived at the end state that's leaked.
I always figured the 7 kingdoms would be in the middle of an inconclusive war between Stannis in the north and Cersei in the south which would in turn enable Danny to easily conquer (or at least a get a foothold) a pre-divided kingdom. I'll admit I didn't really have a bead on where the night king story was heading.

daily reminder that dany doesn't die

Because the ones affected are "their" characters. No one gave a fuck when it was Qhorin, Renly, Loras, etc. except a small minority. Plus, there's a threshold. You can forgive small writing issues if the show itself is consistent and solid. Season 2 had some issues with this already, but overall it was decent, so it wasn't too bad. Season 4 already started to add stupid things, but it was overshadowed by many good events and good dialogue. With season 5, the amount of idiocy multiplied and it just went downhill from there.

>Bran's first human warging experience
on the show, it's at the windmill when Hodor wont stop hodoring because of the thunder and they're about to be found by the wildlings

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Your Grace

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Between Cersei and her role in Dredd, Lena Headley is so good as playing nasty and mean she makes me think she's ugly beyond looks.

>at the windmill
You're right actually, I forgot that this happens at the show too. When did Bran warg into Hodor to kill someone in the books then?

What did he mean by this?

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Any episode leak year? I'm one of those poor bastards that will only be able to see it Monday night, if a leak is not released sooner.

Just like the last sunday right?

can anyone explain to me what jon wants at this point in the show? what is his motivation? why is he here?

Why did Cersei kill Missandei?

Cersei put lots of civilians in the Red Keep specifically to discourage Daenerys from using her dragon on the Keep, killing Cersei. Keeping Missandei there would further discourage Daenerys.

What possible reason does Cersei have to not only kill Missandei, but to kill Missandei IN FRONT OF Daenerys, provoking her to use the dragon?

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God this was so cringey

I don't remember, honestly. Definitely first in the show, though.

>Lena Headley is so good as playing nasty and mean she makes me think she's ugly beyond looks.
She's ugly -beneath- her looks, which the smile and lack of clothing showing unfortunate tats reveals. -Beyond- her looks, she's just crazy. Like most actresses, she's quite good at managing her typical -surface- looks, which are pleasant. She fake smiles very well. It's just her candid smiles that are upturned, snarling, and off-putting.

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>Night King was enjoying himself so much he forgot to get his White Walkers out of Sleep Mode

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The episode was leaked. Just that it wasn't an open leak

>It's just her candid smiles that are upturned, snarling, and off-putting.
down-turned i meant.

i want varys memes back

If its not an open leak it may as well not be a leak

>big, dark nipples

LANCEL, FETCH ME TYREK

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The fact that she and Jerome Flynn can't even be in the same room and that's in the contract is a massive red flag.

>coughposting
>qyburnposting
This season has been great for memes so far

Wyher are my leeks rn?
I refuse to pay these kikes

She wants her to act recklessly so she can kill the last dragon, as if Drogon falls Danerys has fuck all hope of taking King's Landing.

Of course she always could've just slaughtered her at the fucking parley with ease but d&d fucked that up as usual.

This guy has best doggo content and is great at guitar. It's pretty much just a man and his guitar with his doggo.

youtube.com/watch?v=8LU-kq19V3Y

will the Iron back hold Ser Davos liable for the det Stannis owed?

Brainlet here. Can anyone tell me why Robert married Cersei in the first place? Cut the bit about Lyanna pls

>She wants her to act recklessly so she can kill the last dragon
So her objective is to get her to attack the red keep? In that case, why did she bother putting civilians in there?

Idk maybe tip her off so she rushes in, both jeopardizing any siege tattic and getting the people to hate her.
I'm guessing she is confident in her victory. Those ballistas proved pretty effective against dragons, and she still has a huge ass army.

D & D completely ruined Hot Pie. What a waste of a great character. They clearly had no idea what to do with him after they passed all the book material. Instead of giving him a clear end game, they instead just had him double down on his "Making food for Arya" bullshit and have him make stupid dishes that really didn't lead anywhere. The culinary mastermind from the earlier seasons (and probably the one truly great pastry chef of the series, along with the white walkers) completely disappeared and was transformed into a chubby little bastard whose end goal was to bang Arya to get back at her for not appreciating food. The man that fed the whole series hot pies, did it just to get a revenge bang.

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someone pls explain jons' complete lack of apparent motivation, the more I think about it the less sense it makes

He wants Starks to rule all seven kingdoms

>and getting the people to hate her.
If Daenerys roasts the Red Keep, if doesn't matter to Cersei what people think of her, because Cersei will be dead.

So either way it made absolutely no sense for Cersei to kill Missandei.

Political marriage, marrying the new king to the most influential/rich house is a smart move
And this was advised by Jon Arryn IIRC

His entire plotline and motivation since Season 1 was resolved in one episode, mans got no motivation anymore beyond what D&D deign to give him

I was with you until you implied the white walkers are great pastry chefs. Omit that shit and put in a reference to not giving up on the gravy like "they gave up on him, but he'ld never give up on the gravy".

6/10 pasta. Revise and resubmit.

Jon Arryn and Tywin both arranged the marriage.

Best option at the time. Lannisters were with the Targs until the final bits of the war. Marriage to Cersei secured Lannister loyalty, Lannister gold, and (they hoped) an heir.

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Thousands saw the power of the Red God in action during the battle. Does that mean that many will convert to his faith in the North?

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the only way they can hope to mine a little kino out of this is if Cersei tries to burn them all and Jaime ganks her, then Brienne writes the heroic deeds of the Queenslayer in the book of the kingsguard

Starks are the most influential/rich house in all seven kingdoms.

*ring ring ring*

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>undoes 8 seasons worth of character development

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They just saw massive flying lizards fight ice wights. They saw their comrades awake from the dead with blue eyes and try to kill them. I'm sure they have no idea what to believe at this point and are just trying to C O P E

dogma is for later.

And what was the status of all the Stark bachelorettes at the time?

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so he's just risking his life for the woman who wants him to live a lie, then. even though that ship has already completely sailed.

what did they mean by this?

>Hot Pie
>Dry pie
>Frey pie
>pie is at the center (the crossroads) of Westeros

There's something going on here...

I can't think of the name hot pie and the fact that he's fat without thinking of hot farts

Surely there must have been at least one female Stark who could become queen? Marrying into house Lannister who fought against team Baratheon until the very end of the war was a weak and naive move.

I'm late, can someone explain the bells meme?

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Nothing, they're shit writers and it's a shit show

What was Jon's motivation again?

Didn't he just go immediately to the wall and take the pledge because he thought it was cool?

if they kill dany i'll kill myself

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There was one. The one that got kidnapped and died. All the other important Starks were men. Marrying Cersei to Robert was the best political option at the time.

He fucked her. He swore an oath to her. He's trying to do right by her and reconcile that with everything he's learned and witnessed. He won't act until he has an "out" vis-a-vis his honor, and it'll likely be well past when he's started to annoying the wah-men and the various "game players" with his stubbornness and "stupid" code of honor

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>dany wrecks cerseis shit
>lannister men ring the bells of surrender
>this suddenly triggers danys mad queen switch and she goes insane and starts ordering her men to rape and murder innocents as she burns kings landing to the ground
Its a leak from a very reputable leddit leaker

Some leak said that Daenerys' army is beating the Golden Company&Lannister army hard, so Cersei has the bells toll to signal that they surrender. Somehow the bells "break" Daenerys and she goes ballistic, with her army starting to slaughter everything in their pass. There's some artist who has seen all the episodes and has spoilerish images and one of them has Drogon destroying a bell. That artist also has Drogon burning Varys in Dragonstone, which we know it's happening.

She dies in childbirth. Sansa becomes queen married to Jon and helps raise Daenerys doggo.

Jon Arryn was the most powerful man in Westeros before his death.
>effectively started Robert's Rebellion when he declared war on House Targaryen
>Hand of the King (effictively ruling the kingdom since Robert never did anything)
>formed a strong political alliance between his house, House Stark, House Tully and House Baratheon as well as commanding the respect of all those houses

*rides into a giant*

There were no female Starks after Lyanna death. Only Ned, his brother Benjen and the newborn Robb. Also apparently they dident have gorillions of cousins like the Lannisters have, despite being a millenial old dynasty

He was 14 years old and had plenty of time to be groomed to a proper ruler by Tywin

what the fuck does reputation matter when the show is ending? people need to realize that none of these "trusted" leakers have a vested interest in telling the truth at this point

I hope queen dany has him beheaded, that would really subvert my expectations

291th for dany

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Where do whores go?

Kys

too bad he was a cuck who let littlefinger style all over him

I mean just last week he leaked both the death of messandi and rheagal

Looks like Illyrio from unaired pilot.

>Also apparently they dident have gorillions of cousins like the Lannisters have, despite being a millenial old dynasty
A consequence of GRRM's selective autism. It's maddening to get into The World of Ice and Fire, Fire & Blood, and listen to this boomer asshat prattle on about Tax Policy, only to see him drop the ball in obvious ways. I feel the same way about his map making skills, too.

Holy fuck can't wait

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yeah thanks for House Tully man, that's some great genes going into Ned's dumb children

He should have died at the long night with the fucking quickness. He's a faggot squire in a heavy coat, as if he would survive

>wake up
>no leaks
I'VE BEEN SITTIN' HERE FOR DAYS

new:

>no leaks
>we've had the entire rest of the series leaked since monday
GODS WHAT A STUPID BOY

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I could have accept some rule that remove from the family siblings too far from the ruler of the house, like in the historical Japanese Imperial clan, could have solved some of those kind of problems for Martin

and that fat fuck Sam rolling around on the ground for 45 minutes

so does euron downing rhaegal fullfill lodos's bs about the drowned god rising up and killing aegon?

Tormund is alive dude

Dude what

reminds of JK Rowlings libertine use of "swimmingly"

you would have no character development if you had a hot sister too

As meat shields

sorry can someone spoonfeed me, how long until the next ep? the countdown sites are all different and idk the timezone shit, i'm in australia

>Its a leak from a very reputable leddit leaker

who has nothing this year so he latched on to some cunt who has a few details right from a post 9 months ago and proceeded to spit fecal coated bile out his mouth cause why not. He has nothing

Mind that this was posted 15th April.

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Precisely 13 hours and 54 minutes from now.

will that help her against dragonfire? because that's why she put them there. to discourage daenerys from burning her (as she would have to burn civilians too)

i swear to god, reading these threads makes me realize most humans are genuinely fucking retarded. how do you misunderstand such basic things

ty fren

why is drogon naked?

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Not Illyrio, but yeah, that is from unaired pilot.

My latest invention, your Grace. I call them ray bans

i agree, dogs=gods

>Arya right in the center.
Guess it all makes sense now.

the thing about impact is dumb but he's right otherwise, ep 3 looked great on my screen

based as fuck Qyburn

DELET THIS

>Ser Jorah leading the Dothraki to their death to keep Westeros white

based

based