Ever meet anyone famouse?

3 guys I played college football with are in the NFL now. One is super famous. I met a legend who played at my school 30 years ago and is a coked up alcoholic now. That's all I got.

I saw Ben Stein walking through the mall with McDonald's once. Later, I saw him walk into the fast-food place I was working at and I took his order and shook his hand. He flirted with a Hispanic woman saying she looked "so exotic" and left his food in a huge mess at his table. Saw him at the grocery store one last time wearing the exact same outfit as he always did and walking around talking nonsense to some woman. Surprised he wasn't eating Del Taco at the same time. Guy seems to like his fast food.

I met Bob Einstein while working at the grocery store. He was super nice. I told him how much I loved Curb Your Enthusiasm and he told me to watch the new season and clapped me on the back. I just looked him up and he died right after New Years :( RIP Funkhouser

Saw this guy walking down the street with some lady. I yelled, "i love your show", h e yelled back thanks

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Have fun

met joel mchale a few weeks ago at a restaurant i stoged at. he eats a fuck ton, probably because hes perma stoned. super chill nice guy too. has the face of a douchebag but the heart of gold

Nice stories

One more for you

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I saw Kevin Hart getting take out at olive gardens once

I've met a lot but didn't take faggot ass pictures with them.

HAHA Balding manlet faggot. You're supposed to look like a european model to post here.

I saw Jeff Garlin at a graduation ceremony in 2014. We clearly recognized each other but didn’t want to say anything. Haven’t seen him since

CeeLo was based
Met him before a gig
He asked me not to take pictures but I said please and he was such a nice guy he accepted
I would never normally bother them but just thought it was OK this time

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back in, hmm it was either '99 or '00 i was in a shitty little airport in pensacola hung over like a mother fucker checking in for a flight. i happened to look up and there was nature boy. my bloodshot eyes locked with his bleeding eyes. gave each other a nod and went about our business.

I have a famous relative. Won't say who. VIP family treatment and limos rides were cool. Gave me $100 every time we'd visit concerts when he was in town. He's retired from doing shows now though due to age.

Because some mother fucker was trying to take pictures with him while he was just trying to buy some carrots.

I bumped into Adam Driver maybe a little too aggressively at a gas station in Wichita. He was checking out sunflower seeds and our encounter made him drop a bag of Dill Pickle.
I had been driving 8 hours straight and wasn't fully lucid. He said "Watch it."
Important to note that my lack of sleep also made me irritable. So I barked "watch what? Your faggy Star Wars movies?"
He was stunned.
I paid for my gas and leaved. Couple miles down I pulled over at a gap between some tall corn rows.
I saw his Prius go pass and hit the gas. It was dark and my headlights were turned off. I kept honking and swerving around him to get him scared. Even bumped and scraped into the back end of his car and sidedoors. My car's paint is still scratched to hell from all those near-collisions.
Watch that, faggot.

kek

lmao

i want to believe

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I know exactly which whole foods this is

I bumped into Robert Downey Jr. maybe a little too aggressively at a gas station in Wichita. He was checking out sunflower seeds and our encounter made him drop a bag of Dill Pickle.
I had been driving 8 hours straight and wasn't fully lucid. He said "Watch it."
Important to note that my lack of sleep also made me irritable. So I barked "watch what? Your faggy superhero movies?"
He was stunned.
I paid for my gas and leaved. Couple miles down I pulled over at a gap between some tall corn rows.
I saw his Prius go pass and hit the gas. It was dark and my headlights were turned off. I kept honking and swerving around him to get him scared. Even bumped and scraped into the back end of his car and sidedoors. My car's paint is still scratched to hell from all those near-collisions.
Watch that, faggot.

>not a pasta
>yet

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It wasn’t

Why would you just pull a number out of your ass, when the information is readily available.

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