>Gondor calls for economic aid.
Gondor calls for economic aid
Should have invested better
FILE, YOU FOOLS!
WE AIN'T HAD NO RETURNS FOR THREE STINKIN' PERIODS
TAXATION!
YOU KNOW, FILE EM, SORT EM SEND-EM-TO-A-JEW?
what's rohan's tax policy?
Do you think Gondor gave Mordor a Marshall Plan post-war, or did they deconstruct and ship out all of its industry ala the Soviet method?
They have a cave toll
What can men do against such reckless borrowing?
why should we bail out gondor when they would not bail us out in our hour of need
Where was Gondor when the market crashed yadda yadda I don't know shit about taxes and investment
>Recession? Yes it affects us all.
>So much bankruptcy, What can men do against such reckless spending?
But spending is good for the economy
>And Rohan will loan
>Finest interest rates in the Southfarthing
>rohan awards exactly as much aid as it would take to defend themselves against sauron
>They're going to the harbour beyond the Twin Towers. To the Tax Havens.
>They're thieving Middle Earth.
>Never to tax return.
>I don't know why, but it makes me mad.
RIDE TO FINANCIAL RUIN, AND THE WESTERN WORLD'S CAPITALIST MODEL'S END !
DEEEEBT !
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take. The 1% interest of this ISA rolls back, and all cryptos moon, and then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?
Gandalf: Premium Bonds. A tax-free investment with limitless returns and no losses.
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.
Can't taxpost because I'm retarded.
>the dark loan can be defeated by no mere man
should have bought Bitcoin
why is this so fucking funny
What was his economic policy?
I personally think it was an unholy mix of communism and capitalism. Something akin to modern China.
Gondor calls for aid?
Dump it
> They have a cave toll
>My accounts are spent. My profit has ended. Rohan Inc has bankrupted us. Theoden's liquidated me. Abandon your stocks! Sell, sell for your lives!
AND MY ASSETS!
It’s quarters you ducking mong
BITCOIN!
Okay I admit I laughed.
NOBODY TAXES A DWARF
put sanctions on mordor and isengard
aghhh!!
*kicks helmet-shaped tax plan*
They have taken the office, and the second condo. We have launched an appeal but cannot hold them for long. The premise loses value. Bills, Bills in the deep. We cannot pay. A bailiff lurks in the dark... We cannot pay. We cannot pay. They are coming.