And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast...

Bravo fatman, truly a literary genius

I read excerpts from 50 shades of grey and laugh. But I do understand that it's getting someone off.

Are you sure you don't mean Nazi or alt-right bullshit?

I was so fucking mad when this fat idiot lived through winterfell

Why was he actually even involved in the battle much less on the front lines? Like literally what has he ever done to qualify him being out there other than accidentally kill a white walker through blind luck?

His only value is his intelligence/autistic ability to store information. So why the fuck would they not just put him in the crypts with the other incompetents.

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Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

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I know someone who looks exactly like Sam's actor. It's weird.

Not enough rape for women to like, I call bullshit, this is just GRRM's self insert sex.

just got pussy last night lads
I was terrible

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Pretty sure most Americans look just like that.

Never read 50 shades, I've heard its pretty bad. I think that's more for conservative soccer moms who want the most vanilla fetish shit possible.

Nah, BBC is nice but I don't crave it like you do.

Show tits plus timestamp or get the fuck off this board, roastie

>BBC is nice

What race are you?

I would like to know more

I'm white.

Women need to be gassed.

White

Why are you roleplaying as me?

L O N D O N

>It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed
I have never been ashamed of or thought my erect cock looked "silly". Are incels really like this?

this guy gets it

I've had sex once before, same experience
I was drunk, could barely get it up, fucked a bit, then my dick got limp without getting off, although there was cume in my condom afterwards
I don't think it's completely fucked though, she said it was alright, and she was the one who proposed meeting next week, so I think it'll be alright
One day I'd like to fuck without getting drunk, I'm really afraid I got death grip from jacking off too much, so I don't know if it's the alcohol, or if I'm just fucked

>dat grrm quote seething that fangirls want to fuck The Mountain before they want to fuck Sam

I have never met a single person, man or woman, who enjoys Sam as a character.

the hound* even

Hot, you dirty little BBC slut. Hope you choke on nigger dick. ;)

>I'm really afraid I got death grip from jacking off too much, so I don't know if it's the alcohol, or if I'm just fucked
Probably fucked from death grip fapping. Truth is, pussy doesn’t feel nearly as tight as death grip and you realize how exhausting sex is when it’s your whole body and not just one arm

sex is massively overrated, I've had it a few times and I never got off.

I think his acting is alright
The scene where he gets told about his father and brother was pretty good, in my opinion
As a character though? Yeah, he's pretty weak

Get out normie

The thing is IRL people like Sam hate themselves too. They are inherently unlikable, annoying, useless cunts.

Life is massively overrated, in general.

it is, although the problem still with lies with us. Normalfags have something we don't and I don't know what it is, but it's what allows them to power through without a care in the world.

I sorta agree. I like the intimacy though, it was nice to cuddle afterwards
Yeah, I guess. I'm not in terrible shape, but I don't have the impression that I've jacked off more than most teenagers / people in their 20s
I know people get porn addictions, which I don't have, so I'm holding out hope
If I stop masturbating, can I still "recover", or am I just fucked?
Thanks

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The only thing you truly own in this world is your consciousness. Pondering the inherent meaningless of life, is waste of this consciousness, when your consciousness still has the ability to feel feelings. Striving for this, the feelings, is what I suppose powers people through life.

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Short answer: yes. Probably.

If you want to fix it you really have to stop watching porn. Especially the weirder shit that you're personally into. Hell we all have our thing.

>never got off
Guess that's your problem, you weren't doing it right or were too insecure to enjoy it. Cumming from sex is like at least 5 times better than cumming from masturbation. Plus you feel way more satisfied and content after.

Wait a sec, who is the voice in this excerpt?

>I'm better than these people because my sexual perversions are rarer

white people are fucked up...

It depends on who you are though. Some people find fulfillment with logical pursuits, some with emotional, some with physical etc. Do whatever makes you happy, content and fulfilled.

literally me. I never knew there was a way of fapping other than death gripping and was completely surprised by the lame handjob, lame blowjob and lame sex I got when I finally got it

the funny thing is this doesn't make me want sex less. I realize it's shit but I still want it

are you both circumcised, by any chance?

Man who cares about how women feel? If you busted a nut it was a good night

Hot
Thicc gilly willie

based GRRM. Love his sex scenes.

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no. I bet circumcised penises can't even be death gripped properly

>be circumcised
>require lube just to masturbate

Still sounds better than what happens to me

>meet girl
>ED massively, cut off all contact with her out of shame
>meet another girl like a whole year after
>take Viagra and shit before
>still ED, cut off all contact with her out of shame
I am literally cucked by nature in every step of the way. Even when I bypass every obstacle God has thrown at me, I still get blocked at the end. I'm so done with this shit.

No, I'm just less conservative about sex compared to people who think 50 shades of grey is OH SO RISQUE. Why do I get the feeling that you're just assblasted about women expressing opinions in general, though?

they do get off to certain things in gurm's writing, but certainly not fucking sam lol

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I'm circumcised and jacking off is a massive pain in the ass. Most of my penis is dull, so I have to focus the jerking to specific parts of the penis around the glans to get off. It takes very long to get hard and then even longer to cum. It can be exhausting. And when girls try to jerk me, I go soft instantly because they use foreskin technique.

This lol. A ex ho I used to fuck once told me in an argument that she faked an orgasm with me. I just lold and said I couldn't care less one way or another, I still got my nut off.

>less conservative
You mean more whorish than most people. Don't beat around the bush here. A whore is a whore.

Speak for yourself. After sex I only feel unclean and regretful. That's why I've stopped having it.

Was just wondering. I'm uncut too but have never seen the appeal of death gripping.

That’s right. They get off the thought of the Hound raping Sansa.

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Relax man, it gets better. Sex gets good with practice.

post yfw you realize death gripping permanently damages the nerves and you can never ever enjoy normal sex. It's over bros, those first few bad experiences will continue the rest of your life.

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I mean to be fair anyone who has had sex once is more whorish than you.

This.

>Written as a fat, helpless loser that gets put in castle black by circumstance
>Great, now we're going to see that famous realism in game of thrones where useless incompetent and stupid people get rekt and don't have plot armor!
>JK he's actually really SMART? And has plot armor?

>feel unclean and regretful
Fair enough, to each their own. I've only experienced this with masturbating to porn, and the occasional fat whale I've fucked after a long dry spell. As long as the girl is kinda cute I feel amazing.

Do you actually like BBC or is it just a meme?

what the fuck is this from

Is this a way to cope with being a degenerate whore? The ol' virgin card?

Most women don't like niggers you retard. Even in porn, the women generally don't like fucking niggers. There's a huge controversy over it since jewish investors insist on it.

fake news it's not the nerves damaged, it's just neuro-chemical imbalance which will eventually equalize if you stop polishing your sword 3 times daily

>be you
>be disdainful towards people who are not uniquely sexually perverse, conflate these disdained people with conservatives
>experience pushback
>"Why do I get the feeling that you're an incel misogynist bigot?"

Is that how incels are coping now? Everyone who isn't a virgin is a whore?

livejournal

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All you little turds talk about is sex. Its painfully obvious none of you get any. Please just have sex and stop talking about it.

t. 20 women and counting

But you explicitly stated you were more of a whore than the average "conservative" person. How do you expect us to interpret that?

Also I know a lot of virgins that are also complete degenerates.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches into the fold of his overhanging belly

How old are you?

>But you explicitly stated you were more of a whore than the average "conservative" person.
Nope, you're just illiterate. Less conservative about sex means that I don't faint like a frail lily at the very mention of the act, dumbass.

>women want the hound to rape arya
hot

>I don't faint like a frail lily at the very mention of the act,
And somehow "conservative" people do? Most normal people can talk about sex just fine. Get over yourself. You're not nearly as badass as you think. Also

Have sex
with me
pls

>And somehow "conservative" people do?
Yup, you must be very sheltered or very young. Or you just never formed relationships with other older women. All are likely.

You HAVE to post this.

'Incel' loses all meaning if you use it to describe people who think women might not want to fuck fat harry babies.

26

Have sex

Mmm not terrible but if you wanna be a true pussy hound you gotta step your game up. Aim for one a month at least.

he probably means the hound

jesus christ this is sad. sorry cutbro. idk why your parents would mutilate you like that

Post your smut for reading

That’s actually truth. We like beautiful alphas like Jaime and Rhaegar

T. Femanon

Same here, I get off to Spider-Man/Venom type stuff, and it has to be non con or rough. Normie stuff does nothing for me.

Source? That sounds hilarious. The Hound is top tier. I wish he would finally get with Sansa.

Stop projecting, you greasy incel

There is no place for your kind here

He self inserts a lot, and he has a fetish for brown nipples and sloppy pussies.

Arya is a potato face, they want him to rape Sansa.

Yes we are, but so are you. I always laugh at that black girl who posted on Twitter that 12 Years a Slave made her wet. And Jewish people and shit, Jenny Slate’s obsession with her own shit made me realise how widespread that fetish is among them.

Uhm.

Fuck an ugly girl, you won’t feel so pressured and she will go like a tornado on your dick.

Factually incorrect. Sam is probably in my top 5 most fantasized over GoT characters. Personally I've never been aroused in the slightest by Jon or Jamie or Drogo.

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Fucking this. Why do writers think we champion ugly bitches like Arya? Or diversity tokens who need unnatural empowerment? Fiction is supposed to be an escape from RL! I demand beauty, danger, genuine raw erotica p, no PC shit. Most women are the same I think. I wish studios would listen to us for once.

At least they touched hands in the last episode r-right guys. That's something.

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It depends on how much effort you put in and if theyve been drinking enough water.

I prefer it to not be soaking wet because it feels kind of like fucking a puddle and the pussy juice gets onto the thighs where it gets cold

That kind of shit just makes me harder

Why is it always "we" with cucks like you?

>shit just makes me harder

me too user, george missed an opportunity there. asoiaf is poorer with coprophagia left unexplored

bullshit, fat neckbearded dudes writing sex scenes for women to jerk off to is a historic tradition going back several decades, a lot of the harlequin imprint paperbacks were ghostwritten by males. for some reason women get off to text bullshit more often than men, which is why such things thrive to this day and why fanfic sites are packed with teenage girls shipping various pop culture figures together

Fuck off shill

I think that user meant that girls don't often get off to the Sam-type characters, not that they don't get off to fanfics/erotic novels

Enjoying shit is so reddit. You guys would rather whinge.

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Anything but thick white gruul of pre and post period is fine by me

they do, there is a genre of this called "unlikely couples" where le heroic woman insert saves some loser, usually an ugly guy who's also out of shape. he becomes chad by the end though.

Any chance the MPD's would help to leaks?

l3edvwdclclp01.secure.footprint.net/B72731706HD_11EWVMD10C/B72731706HD_11EWVMD10C_m7.mpd

clclarovideo.akamaized.net/multimediav81/plataforma_vod/MP4/201810/MAS001611_full/MAS001611_full_MA_WV_DASH.ism/.mpd

I’m the opposite of a cuck, I’m not the one pretending to enjoy ugly, mediocre offerings. You’re the lowest common denominator whose shit taste is ruining film and tv.

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Post your literotica account

Probably because we enjoy using our imaginations to paint a picture of what's happening.

There's a great MST3K episode based on one of his books. He's a total loony who thinks women would be happier as sex slaves.

You're a weak, whiny cuck who can't stand on his own feet even when using an anonymous imageboard.

I'm tempted but its probably too deviant for you guys and I haven't posted anything there in ages. Plus I'd prefer not to get my email spammed. If you look up TF smut you'll probably find it, its all rated pretty highly.

Tf?
Does that mean trans female?

You're not a femanon. Don't lie.

Transformation. Like turning into a catgirl and kept as a pet.

Yea Forums is really naive about how many women come to Yea Forums. You guys should leave your echo chamber sometime and go to other boards.

Is tf a femanon fetish? A lot of femoids seem to be into it.

>He's a total loony who thinks women would be happier as sex slaves.
>Implying that isn’t true.

I really can't say, its a pretty broad fetish. But I know other women who like it, and there always seems to be content related to it in just about everything. I'm currently practicing drawing too, so hopefully I'll soon be posting my stuff on Furaffinity.

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Because GRRM's wife loves Arya and is always like "put her in more scenes!!!!!!!!!"

>Cumming from sex is like at least 5 times better than cumming from masturbation
kek

r e l a x

Seriously just chill the fuck out and you'll be fine.

>Yea Forums is really naive about how many women come to Yea Forums
This. Even 100% normie girls I know have frequented a board for a period at one point in their life. Yea Forums is as well known as reddit at this point

>father and brother tortured him his entire life
>father disinherited him basically sent off to die
>father said he was going to plot to kill him
>NNNNNNGHHHH DAENERYS Y U KILL MY BELOVED FAMILY I WILL SCHEME AGAINST YOU NOW
fat ungrateful cunt

I thought his brother was nice to him though. I can't remember.

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t.neckbeard

>tfw you will never massage sam's prostate with your cock while stroking his little fat pink mast

why life so unfair bros?

>the Hound raping Sansa
has this happened in the show?
can you tell me the episode number

I fucking wish.

pls be my smut peddler gf

The fuck? I'm cut too and I don't have even remotely as much of a problem as you do.

then again i'm greasy and disgustingly fat so the precum and heat alone does the job

It's most likely a guy larping. Stop being pathetic. Theres plenty of timestamped sluts posting nudes over at

wypipo be wildin bruh!

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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In the books his brother literally causes the only woman who ever loved him to be gangraped.

>“You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you.”
>He thrusts his finger inside me, and I cry out as he does it again and again. He palms my clitoris, and I cry out once more. He pushes inside me harder and harder still. I groan.
>Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow… He reaches over to his bedside table and grabs a foil packet, and then he moves between my legs, spreading them further apart.
>He kneels up and pulls a condom on to his considerable length. Oh no…Will it? How?
>“Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine, “The fire rises.”
>He leans down, his hands on either side of my head, so he’s hovering over me, staring down into my eyes, his jaw clenched, eyes burning. It’s only now that I register he’s still wearing his mask.
>“You're a big guy” I beg.
>“For you,” he orders softly, and I’m quick to obey. “I’m going to crash this plane, CIA man,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “With no survivors,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
>“Aargh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity. He stills, gazing down at me, his eyes bright with ecstatic triumph.

I have a bf

Why are you so mad? How do you handle making it through the day without spazzing out?

Inb4 this pasta is taken seriously

his brother never plotted to kill him or was mean to him.

She has a sex dream about him in the book. In “Blackwater” the Hound visits her bedroom during the siege of KL to rape her, but he can’t go through with it.

Bro just shut the fuck up and leave the lady alone. Its people like you that turn this board into a total sausage fest. You wonder why most of us on here dont have a girlfriend, its because of sods like you scaring all of them away

lmao

Have sex

possess gender

Link nigga!

Has GRRM copulated?

Hey baby how r u

Post the dogone you fucking cunt

Just like in my shad cartoons

Based diarrhea poster

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No. That's a woman writing.

>all these replies

it's a fucking tranny you retards

This sounds like a psychological issue, not a physical one. You've elevated sex and women to such a high pedestal that you feel under immense pressure to perform. The reality is that nobody fucking cares. Even if you're bad at it you shouldn't care because you got to fuck and who cares what she thinks as long as she's not in your inner circle so she'll tell all her friends. If it's some random chick literally nobody cares

Tell them about hiw Sam sucked on her nipples and literally drank her milk
>tfw you steal your future infant step sons dinner

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Why was that Bronn sex scene the only nudity in s8 so far?

Tee hee guys I am a girl too!
Shower me with (you)s and maaaaybe I'll post my boobies!

No, they want Sansa and him make love.

If you stop watching porn and don’t touch your dick for just a few months it will go back to normal man.

this, the hound is tailor-made for classic, wholesome female fantasies. Big, strong and handsome (but in an unusual way), a cynical loner, dangerous yet protective, bad but redeemable.

tranny fruit, not a femanon

>actually wanting girls on 4channel or Yea Forums

KYS

>:(

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>Never aroused by Jamie
Bait

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>Femanon smut writer here, I have literally never gotten aroused reading anything in ASOIAF. That said I really did enjoy the Jon/Ygritte romance, it was sweet and sad.

As a straight female, what are your biggest turn ons and turn offs that men do?

Maesters BTFO

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