Gf says we can't have sex while watching the movie

>tfw she's coming on to me but now I want to watch the kino

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Pull out and cum on her face, what is she going to do?

Clockwise rub over the clit.
You got this
Here’s rootin for you

the one im with no is a total prude as well but im slowly corrupting.

Based

>Pulling our and ruining your orgasm

Yikes and cringepilled my dudes

PIV ejaculation while passionate kissing and impregnation fantasising master race here

I would user but my financial status isn't strong enough to handle the afterwards parts.

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>Every girl I've been with loved watching it spurt from my unit
big if true

t. never had sex before

>this thread
Fuuuuck me....

>be 18
>get the guts to ask a girl on a date (we had been grouped up in a project and so I was basically forced to talk to her, the only girl I spoke to during my entire time at university)
>she accepts
>go to restaurant
>accidentally accept waiter's offer of bottled, expensive water
>girl tells me that was a mistake, get embarrassed
>hand is literally shaking a I pour the water into the glasses
>hand continues to shake uncontrollably for the rest of the dinner
>also become unable to bend my neck (?)
>to drink, I have to take minute sips contort my neck slightly
>girl is just politely making conversation that I'm barely following
>finish half my meal (a lasagna), get the cheque, leave
>extremely uncomfortable atmosphere, barely make eye contact
>say goodbye, no hug or anything
>avoid her from then on
>slowly transition from that, to just being on hi terms, to just being on nodding terms, to ignoring each other
didn't have another date, let alone get anywhere with any woman, for another 8 years. I also believe now that, considering how I presented myself back then (ill-fitting clothes, uncut hair, traces of acne, lame glasses, all from a "I don't care how I look" attitude), that the girl only accepted to go out to a meal with me on the assumption that I couldn't possibly be asking her on an actual date, and that she thought I was just trying to be friends or something. Most likely, though, is that she just pitied me.

Why do girls never really watch the movie?

Too busy texting Tyrone.

no dude you probably actually had a chance

Tyrone here, can confirm this

Stacy here, can confirm this

Spoiler: All girls are different.

The same way some of you like loli, and some of you like milfs. The same way some of you want to be cucked and the rest of us think youre gay. Hell, the way some of you are gay and some of you arent.

Some girls like cum. some girls are undateable.

what is a reasonable post doing on this website in the year two thousand and nineteen?

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>she's not on birth control

Stop banging thots and penniless whores you fucking degenerate

I used to kind of understand this absolute social awkwardness, but growing up I suddenly don't anymore. Your next and most important life goal is to figure out who you are and what you want, then stop making it your life's mission to pander to others because the only strength you'll ever need is already there. Stop stifling it. Conquer the universe or die alone, you have my permission to pick only one of these you neurotic spazoid.

but they still all like to get raped right?

>Meet qt girl, seemingly wholesome
>Go on a couple of dates, take things kind of slow
>Eventually after a few dates get drunk together and end up in her bed
>She has a personal supply of condoms

Nope.mp3 and 720 out of there

max larp thread

Good call, but I think it depends on the size of her supply. If she's got a single strip of them maybe she's just being safe, "just in case". If it's more than that then 1480 and walk away

I went on a date with a girl and then when I got back to hers she had a leaflet/wallchart with all the different condom varieties durex made tacked onto her bedroom wall.

normies out

Unironically have sex

>not having sex in the missionary position with your lawfully wedded wife
You're all going to hell.

>gf says we can't have sex before marriage
>rape her and dump her
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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What plan? Raping her?

>he uses condoms
Lmao fucking cuck

I can't until Georgia repeals their anti-abortion bill. Damn you, Cleetus

most girls have a few condoms just in case, because then if they like a guy and he doesn't have a condom they don't want to be in the situation where he doesn't want to let it cool off while he goes to the store and he just pressures her to take it raw.

Heroes like BTK and the Toybox Killer are examples why you shouldn't waste time doing that when you can get sex for free at anytime you want.

BTK is fucking reddit incarnate.
>"heheh i'm so smart and epic i'll just tie you up heheh no one catch me too smart and deranged XD"
>sends bad poetry to newspapers but they don't even publish it
>uses a floppy to send the police a message after they ask for one
>traced back to his church and then him
>tries to pretend he's still the epic deranged psycho and everyone laughs at him

BASED

my criend once... it was degrading for her, i was so disgusted that she cried, its only cum you fucking whore, thank god we are not together anymore

>facials are degrading

I can't wait for this meme to die.

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