To Think...I Hesitated
To Think...I Hesitated
Do I look like someone who cares about (You)s?
What is today's agenda? Ah, yes. Evisceration.
Man, feels like there's been a lot of Hellraiser threads. Don't mind, though. Just seems pretty random.
Why was Drax in Hellraiser?
Stop posting this bullshit. This is the EXACT moment the series went to shit. The absolute second he got a hose in his head the entire franchise shifted from okay horror film to trash cartoony bullshit.
This one autist fanboy has been spamming them since Cinema Snob reviewed the first one
>all those medical puns
Dr Channard was based
THE N-WORD. YOU SAID IT.
WE CAME.
>"It's just a word!"
OH "NO!", IT IS A MEANS TO SUMMON US.
>"Who are you?"
JANITORS IN THE FURTHEST REGIONS OF 4CHANNEL.
CRINGE TO SOME, BASED TO OTHERS.
>"It was a mistake! I didn't mean it! It was a mistake!. You can go to hell!"
WE CAN'T, WE DO IT FOR FREE.
YOU SAID THE N-WORD, WE CAME.
AND NOW YOU MUST COME GET BANNED
TASTE OUR HOTPOCKETS.
THE N-WORD. YOU SAID IT.
WE CAME.
>"It's just a word!"
OH "NO!", IT IS A MEANS TO SUMMON US.
>"Who are you?"
JANITORS IN THE FURTHEST REGIONS OF 4CHANNEL.
CRINGE TO SOME, BASED TO OTHERS.
>"It was a mistake! I didn't mean it! It was a mistake!. You can go to hell!"
WE CAN'T, WE DO IT FOR FREE.
YOU SAID THE N-WORD, WE CAME.
AND NOW YOU MUST COME GET BANNED
TASTE OUR HOTPOCKETS.
epic, simply epic
Leviathan should have put his demon tentacle up his bum rather than back of the skull, debate me.
would have been worth it to see Channard sneering, and then suddenly his eyes go wide in shock.
Clive would probably approve
*crack* hellraiser? now that was a movie, everything after is shit though *sip*
eric, simply eric
How do i give gold to a comment on here?
I’m taking over this operation
The doctor is in. I recommend amputation
Time. To play, senpai desu
>continuous shattering fart noise
what did he mean by this?
>what is California?
I don't get it.
What are the best films to watch after the first and second ones?
i liked the new one. fight me. it was nice to see someone who had a passion for the series and wanted to try something new, instead of pulling another shelved Lifetime movie down to shoehorn in Pinhead the last twenty minutes.
plus The Auditor was based.
Bloodline is fine, unfortunately there is a better cut we will never see. Newest one, Judgement, is worth a watch.
There are no others.
Best depiction of hell in cinema
>Tfw you discover Cenobites are made on the same machine that makes iphones
lol try again
is it worth watching any but the first 2?
are they on blu ray?
I think 3 and 4 are entertaining trash. Anything beyond that is just torture.
new one is good
is it meant to be THE hell though? i always interpreted it as a hellish alternate dimension but not exactly HELL hell. isnt that why pinhead said that the cenobytes were "demons to some, angels to others"
Tbf the cranial drill permanently tearing into his skull probably sounded a lot more based on paper
yeah I never got the impression it was a heaven and hell scenario with the Cenobites. they seem to be on an entirely different level.
I never liked that the Leviathan was just a giant diamond.
I feel like the god of hedonism should be some really obscene and kinky shit
i dont know, but it sure was more interesting than the typical hellfire and brimstone setting
I kinda liked it. I think the filmmakers realized there was no way they could visualize something as monstrous and beyond comprehension as Leviathan in all its glory, especially since the sfx were already getting hokey just trying to show Channard. So they went the completely abstract route. Not really satisfying but definitely a unique choice. Still the most disturbing diamond I've ever seen.
which one?
Judgement
don't expect much but it's leagues ahead of everything past 2 and the writer/direct actually is passionate about the franchise. you can tell production was rushed and a bit of a mess.
but it's entertaining, especially aesthetically, and he tosses around a few good ideas.
>Best depiction of hell in cinema
Hell is actually being forced to live with your mother
Wrong
There's really no arguing the first two are the only ones worth watching. The rest are garbage.
Lol imagine being so butthurt. I haven't watched any hr movie past the second and don't even know nor care about ops post