>character is alone for a moment
>doesn't pick his nose
Character is alone for a moment
Isaac Murphy
Thomas Jones
>character is alone
>doesn't talk to himself
Isaiah Cook
>character is alone
>doesn't autistically break the fourth wall like he's in a movie
Chase Price
>character driving
>turns steering wheel back and forth slightly for no reason on a straight road
do Americans really do this?
Kayden Richardson
it's called strafing noob
Eli Jenkins
>character takes a pee
>doesn't foreskin balloon
Kayden Wilson
Americans don't have that
Jackson Sullivan
>character thinks
>therefore he is
Josiah Russell
>character is sitting at his computer
>he doesn't keep one hand in his pants
>not for any real reason, it's just comfy
Jackson Long
Oh yeah
Cameron Russell
>character is alone
>reads anons posts quietly to himself
>character is outside
>can't post pictures because hiro mass banned all the ips in his town to sell Yea Forums passes
Ryder Gutierrez
>all the characters leave the main character alone in the house by himself
>he doesnt immediately go to the nearest computer and start masturbating
Sebastian Morgan
>character eats a spicy meal
>doesn’t have diarrhea later
David Wilson
>character breathes in Star Ward
Daniel Brooks
It’s to avoid American potholes
Ryder Jenkins
Next you'll want to see the character wince in pain as he tries to squeeze out the chunk of iron that is his shit from not taking a dump for several days you weird fuck
Hudson Martinez
the fuck is he crying over now?
Parker Edwards
Fuck off leftist faggot
Ryder Scott
can't watch this fag without wanting to slay him
Bentley Butler
it's been a couple days, i'm not looking forward to it.
Easton Martin
same or I just wiggle my benis for no reason whatsoever
Jacob Bennett
>wants to fuck some numale Star Cuck fan
>calling somebody else a fag
kill yourself
Nicholas Morris
You have a fixation with touching your penis. It is a subconcious stimulation caused by too much porn.
Ian Martin
My brothers
Kayden Gray
> male character is alone
> doesn’t piss in sink
> doesn’t rub balls and smell hand
Tyler Thomas
>character is by himself
>doesn't start to feel reality losing its grip on him
Parker Russell
>character listening to radio in traffic
>doesn't sing along, replacing every other word with "retard, dick, nigger, shit, gay, etc."
why can't Hollywood write believable characters?
Thomas Myers
>Character is alone
>Character doesn't have at least one hand coupling his balls
Robert Murphy
>be sitting at a stop light
>person in car behind you starts picking their nose
>they start picking it more intently
>they take their finger out, look at it, and then eat it
>they keep doing this and just whispter "no" to yourself
Lucas Wilson
I do this too sometimes
Julian Morgan
No wonder you're all incels
Joseph Miller
>character picks his nose
>but he doesn't eat the thick'n'crusty boogies he digs out
What the fuck?
Leo Robinson
Too close to home
Samuel Brooks
Stop watching porn
Caleb Wood
>character doesn't scratch and sniff his balls