how many more mediocre live-action remakes will Disney continue to shit out?
How many more mediocre live-action remakes will Disney continue to shit out?
Kayden Miller
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Thomas Turner
All of them.
Michael Young
Let's just be grateful they cancelled plans on The Little Mermaid.
Sebastian Peterson
I think the biggest problem with Aladdin is that Jafar doesn't sound or look menacing enough and Will Smith won't be as good as Robin Williams.
Liam Jackson
what the fuck is up with her pants
James Davis
>I think the biggest problem with Aladdin is that Jafar doesn't sound or look menacing enough
He reminds me of a call center manager ordering his lunch on the phone.
Samuel Ramirez
>Will Smith won't be as good as Robin Williams.
what will we do without those dated 1980-1990 pop culture references shitting up the place
I'm a boomer and this shit made me cringe even the first time
Noah Gomez
That's only because Disney couldn't figure out a logical way to cover up Ariel's body in mermaid form.
Lucas Rivera
WHERE IS MY LIVE ACTION HERCULES REMAKE?
REEEEEEE
Michael Gutierrez
Fuck you don't give them ideas. Last thing we need is an 80% black olympus
Jace Russell
I'd like to see a live action Mulan, just because we don't get enough things set in ancient china.
Also because the Chinese government would go ballistic.
Adrian Mitchell
>He reminds me of a call center manager ordering his lunch on the phone.
What an oddly specific reference.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Black Hercules would be based though.
Daniel Hill
It comes out next year
Cooper Jones
I predict China declares WW3 the day after this releases.
They are DESPERATELY attempting to erase all history.
Ryan Collins
>need someone to play jasmine
>get the most blank dull expressionless bimbo not worth putting up in a wax museum
John Morris
>Not having a brap saddle on your pants
Joseph Sanders
Nolan Morris
is this gf
Jaxson Rogers
What was wrong with the shell bra?
Honestly I'm surprised they backed off on TLM, it's their last big classic they haven't live-actioned yet. Honestly I think these movies could have been way bigger than they were if they just treated them with the respect they deserve in the sense of A. making it good and b. publicizing it like it's a new star wars, something of that magnitude. These are famous, important movies they're adapting. Felt like they treated that stupid feminist jolie maleficient movie with more respect.
Jackson Lopez
Shut the fuck up, zoomer.
Zachary Wright
Idris Elba
Jeremiah Allen
You know what really needs a live action remake?
Aiden Baker
As long as braindead audiences keep giving them fucking money for them
Ethan James
That’s fucking creepy as shit and I’m a 6’3” male
William Lewis
How old were you when you watched Aladdin?
Nathan Harris
this will be the last one
Evan Sanders
I'm genuinely interested in the Lilo and Stitch remake just to see how they translate the designs into CG, and the movie based entirely on the Bald Mountain short from Fantasia. Knowing Disney it's going to be changed to hell to appeal to families. I honestly think they should just go back to making movies based on Disneyland attractions. An ExtraTerrorestial movie would be cool
Lucas Mitchell
I have a friend who knows a guy at Disney. He says that because of the notoriety of the Notre Damme fire, they're in talks for a Hunchback of Notre Damme adaptation and they're eyeing Mark Ruffalo for the Quasimoto role.
I'm dead serious, this isn't a troll post.
Levi Bailey
old enough to cringe
like seriously it's supposed to be a timeless disney movie and you have him doing the fucking Arsenio Hall woo woo woo thing
Benjamin Edwards
gonna watch it for pooqt and the setting desu
Daniel Edwards
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
Julian Wright
>Fuck you don't give them ideas. Last thing we need is an 80% black olympus
That entire movie had a black vibe though with the black soul sisters singing throughout the entire film.
William Johnson
really nice and wonderful actress. really nice husband too.
Liam Thompson
So you're alright with them giving the role to a guy who has been doing the same comedy act since the 90's?
Gavin Edwards
KEK
Jose Roberts
Really hope they start bombing already. Dumbo was a good start.
Aaron Baker
The bald mountain one will be chernabog trying to be a stand up comedian...God help us.
Connor Cruz
I personally can't wait for them to do CGI remakes of the live action remakes. Then they can do animated remakes of the cgi remakes and the circle will be complete.
We are one in the body of the Mouse
Brayden Cooper
That sounds far too tasteless and opportunistic for you to have made it up.