Improving Yea Forums

When did this shit become an acceptable reply ?

How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema for once not the status of ones virginity

seriously. I've been here a day after a long break and have seen this cancerous comment several times

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partake in intercourse

Have sex

you can improve Yea Forums by posting more sneed

have sex

have it

It triggers the incels perfectly.

Word filtering it would fix the issue like they did with t b h

There's no going back to the way things were
Accept it or find a better board

have sex

fuck me

imma tell you something, Yea Forums has been really slow lately

It's not the lack of sex that hurts so much as the feeling of knowing that I will probably die never knowing what it feels like to be loved by someone.

Eat assholes

It's no different than *tips fedora*
once the mexican teens from facebook find something new to spam it'll stop

Finna

have SNEED

have sex

have gay sex

>haha trolling is so funny
>wtf stop trolling me!
based and polpilled

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Dude seriously, have sex.

Is there a way to automatically ignore all replies with these 2 words?

Whores don't count.

Easy. Report any "have sex" for being off topic or spam, hide that shit and any replies to it, and watch it slowly die.
It's literally attempting to be another version of sneedposting.

delete Yea Forums create /cel/ (celebrities) and /kino/

>This tranny has had sex and I haven't

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get sucked and fucked

Extensive moderation. Yea Forums is the best example.

seething
cope
based
t. discord tranny
t. reddit

For you

based

containment boards do not get fixed, nor do they require it

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Yea Forums isn't a containment board
it's a marketing board

It's reaching the other boards, we have korean and chinese shills on Yea Forums

a is the worst board

Because?

engage in sexual activity with a woman

your incel is showing

H,S

get laid nerd

more SNEED posting

Virgins have shit taste in film. Their lack of sex clouds their judgement. Either have it or stop posting.

Gain carnal knowledge

Commence copulation

get your dick wet

because have sex

Carry out coitus

do fuck

if they world filter s o y they should world filter have sex

should I have sex?

Perform pussy penetration

If you arent having dayly sex your opinion on tv and film is usless, please do not post..

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I don't understand why people keep using this kind of response to literally everything. I have received this kind of answer to any type of posts, seemingly at random. Criticism of a certain film? Have sex. Praise of a certain TV series? Have sex. Questions and thoughts of a certain media genre? Have sex. It just looks more like spamming than actual commenting.
That anons that post these kinds of comments are triggered that Yea Forums actually talks about TV shows and cinema. At least Sneedposters and Baneposters attempt to include their spam within a certain context they believe is appropriate.

it didn't, it's all just ironic shitposting

I love this reply but I've had sex so

Fuck

>announcing reports

calf flex

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Cringe
Seething
Cope
Based
Sneed
Have Sex
Dilate
Rent free
Discord Tranny
/pol/tard

habere sexus

swaglord is in cahoots with the discord trannies, that's why all tranny, faggot threads stay up now.

>announcing reports
Y I K E S

Perfect response to an incel /pol/ virgin.

Filter all of these except /pol/tard

sneed

Normie plebbit tier shit cancer meme
I have had sex, you shits need JESUS
So get off my Yea Forums

what did he mean by this?
recomend me films with this aesthetic

sex is only fulfilling when shared with someone you love

begin boning

This is 4channel nigger

Why is söy censored and not this have sex shit?

>I have had sex
When did it all go downhill?

Hiro wants Yea Forums to be reddit, why do you think he's let the discord trannies take over so many boards?

*dabs*

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hurdur I was here before you, newfig

This desu

>Complaining about "have sex"
>When one-word "SNEED" replies have apparently been allowed on this shitty board for years

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Kill yourself discord tranny

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It'll never happen but I guess actually discussing movies and TV instead of real life lolis and American politics, /r9k/ shit would help. Like I said it will never happen here.

When I had sex

>Open thread
>ctrl+f have
>29 results
Out of 79 posts that's actually a lot lower than I expected

If it offends the left it must go and since all the mods are from reddit and tumblr

> mfw i had sex

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someone answer this question honestly

what's the point of filtering/banning the use of certain trendy buzzwords on Yea Forums? sure it'll probably curb the use of it (s o y, for example) but it'll eventually get replaced with the next meme word/phrase. cuck used to be the staple reply to just about everything on Yea Forums back in 2015. it got played out and replaced by s o y and BLACKED which got replaced by "have sex" which will eventually get replaced by the next phrase that elicits an even faster response. why not just let these memephrases run their course? banning s o y did nothing to improve the quality of this board so what makes you think banning 'have sex' will?

Jokes on you I'm a 4channel originalfag

on Yea Forums you insmells could get away with it, but here on 4channel (or as our good friend Hiro has taken to calling it, 4trannel) you opinion becomes invalid and you are likely to get banned for making a post that reeks of incel tears and pent-up, bitter blue balls.

So sorry incel, but you’d better shut up and HAVE SEX

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Its your reddit nigger ilk that started that shit

First I think you should begin with the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.

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There's no saving this dump jefe. The mods and jannies eat this shit up, those fucking faggots might as well actively encourage it. We lost man. We aren't getting this place back. It's been lost to twitter users, urbanites, neoliberals, homosexuals, and an unholy amalgamation of all four. Fuck this place.

>having sex

use a filter you newfag fuck

>How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema
Oh nonononononono

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Have sex

Have sex

H4V3 S3X

only a reddit nigger filters

havsex

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there have been tons of peoplle who never get that reply
what does that tell you, op?

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Hiro here. I need ideas to automatically replace the "have sex" phrase just like I did with t b h and f a m.
What does Yea Forums suggest?

engage in ejaculation in utero

> How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema
go back to r/truefilm

you guys are just kidding about being virgins, right? you're going along with the joke? because getting laid is easy and if you can't get laid then your opinion really doesn't actually matter unless you're isaac newton.

Hey Hiro, I suggest the phrase “Trump 2020”

obviously not or he wouldn't be bitching about it
learn to think, shithead

mods need to start actually enforcing global rule 3. Literally 90% of the cancer ruining Yea Forums is already against the rules, the mods just have to get off their asses and enforce them

It's the new sneed

h4ve s3x
also reported btw

"remember to stay hydrated"

>How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema

>Thinks that ever happened

>Being this new to Yea Forums

>he comes to actually discuss film and not just shitpost
Holy shit mate, you're a fucking retard.

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Obviously he's as new as you are cock sucker

incel here, can confirm am triggered

Time to Dilate

have sex

never have sex

The moderstion team was infiltrated years ago, they only delete what they dont like

You would know incel

engage in fornication

bend over

*imitates OP in a high pitched voice*
wheen diid thiis become ann acceptablle weepwie a bloo bloo bloo

when you /pol/fags took over. It was a long time coming.

Go suck on your vape

>have serious discussions

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>How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema
oh nonono hahahhah

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you make lazy shit posts you get lazy responses back, simple really

NO MODS BAN THE MEAN PHRASE AHHHHHHGGHHH

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F P B P

Fuck mods. AT LEAST REPLACE THE FUCKING ACRONYM INSTEAD OF WARNING LIKE FAGGOTS

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Have sex

first time i have ever wrote this

oyvey, create more worker drones

>ctrl+F Have Sex
>23 matches.
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>serious discussions of cinema

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This board will never be good until /pol/ is deleted and /pol/tards are banned from this site.

don't have sex

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lost

Yea Forums is where reddit comes to wipe it's ass and discord trannies spam their propoganda

have sex

have sex

>people still don't understand that /pol/ basically is Yea Forums
And that includes 4channel.

Obtain intercourse

the FINAL solution:
GET LITTY as a word filter

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its the opposite of cuck. spawned by politics, adopted by trolls, spammed too often. surprised its not filtered yet

i'd be cool with that. positive message

Yeah, and that's why current Yea Forums is putrid fucking garbage.

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dont spam

do the horizontal bop

have sex

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GET. LITTY.

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dont spam

thats a shitty idea, you really need to get litty

FUCKING HAVE SEX ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING INCEL. JUST DO IT ALREADY. FOR FUCKS SAKE
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"I don't agree with your opinion, but it's okay to be who you are"

R3ddit ruins everything. They take their shitty meme words and spam them non stop and think its funny. Have sex are r3ddit memes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah sure

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who else here #havingsex?

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solution: instead of captcha Yea Forums does a penis hymen inspection to ensure the user isn’t a virgin. problem solved

You're free to leave.
Also I've been here since 2007 and it's pretty much the fucking same.

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/pol/ arent a problem, redditor faggots like you are.

steven seagal had sex with this

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone saying "Have sex" were willing to have sex with lonely anons.

This

No it isnt. Pol are hilarious. Its redditor faggots who spam things like have sex and incel that ruin the site

>Have sex
Obviously discord trannies. Where trannies are narcissistic, mentally ill, psychopaths (literally- they don't have empathy), willing to destroy their families all because they have a sick fetish and make their whole identity revolve around sex and actually identify as their sexual fetish, and their whole life revolves around their sexual preference. That is how you know a tranny came up with that reply- because it is dealing with sexual intercourse- all those perverts think about.

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Most of the opinions here are warped by the fact that the users are suicidal permavirgins. Have sex is good advice for improving the quality of discussions

..he typed, and after pausing for the briefest of moments, hit the submit button.
He sighed deeply. After staring at his keyboard for what seemed a very long time, he took a moment to look around his modestly sized attic "apartment."
He allowed his eyes to wander past the detritus and partially eaten food littering his desk, to the cunny pictures adorning each wall. Mother never came up here anymore, so he could be as open about his fetish as he wanted, safe in his womb-like sanctuary.
Finally, his gaze returned to his computer. His finger hovered above the mouse button for what seemed an eternity, and then...
Click.
The window was closed. Yea Forums was gone.
"It's been a good run," he said aloud. His voice cracked from emotion and disuse.
He stood slowly, plump legs quivering with the effort. After pouring himself a glass of boxed wine, he took his fedora off of its rack in the corner of the room and raised a toast to himself.
"To the future," he said, a single tear running down his pimpled, greasy cheek.

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>How do we fix this board so we can actually have serious discussions of cinema for once not the status of ones virginity
you cant. in the old days cp and gore would be posted to drive out the faggot normies from r*ddit. now you get banned if you don't spoiler tag your children's movie spoilers. good work gook moot

will be stealing this

it's overrated, "free" sex isn't worth the drama involved, but for some reason the incels are devastated by the meme.

they are too busy getting litty with anons siters

get litty

cope and meet a girl

In less than 47 minutes you discovered Yea Forums has terminal cancer.

Go back

Yaaasss once this board is only passive aggressive woke queenz we will finally be able to have true discussion. Basically white men need to be fucking canceled.

>better board
That's the problem, there isn't one

This is it

If you don't fight for it, you'll have nothing

Based and rapepilled!

please don't suggest that there's anything redeeming at all about sneedposting

>but for some reason the incels are devastated by the meme.
I really don't think anyone is.

get pregnant

>mods filter soyy boy, soyy and cuck (in all caps)
>leave have sex and incel
The last two are spammed and abused way more than the soyy meme ever was. Just filter these words, they are literally from r3ddit.

>using the Television and Film while being a virgin
Having sex and being sociable are necessary for truly understanding films. If you're an incel, you're not a true connoiseur, period.

>act passive aggressive when calling others passive aggressive
High IQ /pol/ posting

This lol

>wahhhh i need a safe space
Hang yourself discord tranny. /pol/ is everywhere. This board is our colony and you cant do anything about it except suicide.

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>goes to the one place on the internet with uncensored commentary on race, religion,sex,etc.to whine like a 17 year old white girl
Please go back to tumblr/facebook/resetera/reddit/every other website that spouts liberal fag shit all day.