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Oh Jesus Christ. Here we go.

Is she okay guys her art is dark
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M O O N E Y B O Y S

It's time for a bad actress and even worse musical guest.

TRUMP!!

The Jonas Brothers...I get the feeling one of those fuckers just REFUSES to not be famous.

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I don't watch meet the press. this guy looks like tom green.

>it's a let's slap some prosthetics on Kate and make her do every impression episode

You're thinking of Kevin. He's a father now and just kind of doing his own thing.

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP

TRUMP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This one is pretty grotesque desu

SNL sucks since its been taken over by SJW faggots and women. the last golden era was when Norm was still there.

based

So which one refuses to let his fifteen minutes end? The one who had that DNCE group, I bet. Couldn't get a second hit with them, so he forced his brothers to sing with him again.

Mindy Kaling cameo tonight

AHAHAHAHAHA DRUMPF IS FINISHED!!!!!

HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?????

Alright so, Joe Jonas just got married to Sophie Turner (still making music), Nick Jonas is married to Prianka Chopra (still making music). Kevin on the other hand has been busy with reality shows. Kevin is also the oldest.

Emma Thompson isn’t even in my top five Emmas

Should I know who this is?

she's aged badly

Emma really leaning into the Tilda Swinton look.

I forgot Kenan's last name is Thompson too. Holy shit.

Must be Kevin. Infected by the reality show fame virus.

Fuck, I thought Emma Stone was hosting. I got my Emmas mixed up.

>feel asleep
>wake up
>SNL on
>haven't seen it in literally decades
>opening scene
>notice how obvious the laugh track is
Was it always this obvious or just me?

I just left the room.

A wild Tina and Amy appears!

Oh hey, its them. Maybe they'll help do Weekend Update.

Tina and Amy!

>TINA FUCKING FEY
[full body sweat ensues]

They all have

God I love Tina Fey

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I'd still do things with Amy Pohler. I don't know what it is about her.

This is fucking awful

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Amy can't even fake a Boston accent any more.

>laugh track
stupid zoomer

how do you not notice it?

he means there's a live audience not a recorded laugh track

OH SHIT BOYS getting a commercia for the Jonas Brothers "Happiness Begins" tour coming to my area this summer!!!!! Sounds like some concertkino is on the menu.

wtf am i watching

That came outta nowhere.

This is enjoyable.

take that harambe

I'm cumming.

Just got here. What'd I miss?

theyre finally giving the audience what they want

i know there is, but there's definitely either mic'd plants in there forcing laughs at every timed joke, or somebody at a board supplementing it
years ago sometimes jokes would completely bomb with no laughs, quite frequently, but watching it now that just doesn't happen anymore

>This is enjoyable

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harambe getting her ass whipped

Is Capsbro die?

countdown to twitter outrage about how racist this sketch was

the last joke in the cold open literally just bombed and no one laughed, you're a fucking idiot

I think we found Leslie's niche.

possibly

gotta screencap that huge gorilla face

My dad just left the European Union

It's a punchline. There's a reason there's only one per joke.

And White face Harambe is a cultural appropriation.

that was a terrible fucking sketch, why didn't they do a Nanny Mcphee joke?

good sketch

He's rollerblading with the gay niggers from the biktarvy and then having Stouffer's lasagna with his black coach

HUG YOUR FUCKING MOTHER TOMORROW

And having more fun than he did on here.

Paul Rudd should be decent.

happy mother's day, Yea Forums :)

I ate so much McDonald's today I'm not sure how much more I can take. I'm going to eat 10 more nuggets though, I ain't no worthless midge fucking piece of shit.

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>Paul Rudd
Member that sketch with Vanessa dancing to a Fleetwood Mac song?

Didn't they already have Khaled a few weeks back?

Sandler should’ve been the season finale

But she’s dead

>dj khaled for the final music guest
jesus christ lorne, no more money?

*Khalid

>DJ Khaled instead of Tyler the Creator

Great personality and the mom bod is serving her well

I have two dads

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De'Whats up with that

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I heard Tyler is busy being gay

this sketch sucks

The only time Tyler could’ve hosted was after Flower Boy

not exactly a good episode

Your mother is a 25 oz Natty Daddy? Well, God bless her!

This is a poor followup sketch.

Just imagine how well he would have done if he actually had talent.

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I missed the end of livepd for this?

It’s a “the only good part of the sketch is Keenan” sketch

I haven’t eaten a vegetable in 17 years

I LOVE MELISSA

wth???? you cant eat a kitten!

How very cartoon-y.

I wish capsbro was here to get us some HD Melissa caps

this is a good sketch, im a fan

How disgusted is Melissa when she is forced to hug a nigger?

You can when it is on a bun!

that chopped sketch needed some m$$ney

This episode sucks

they're going weird tonight

Next season needs to be all lesbian women of color.

>when I was choking on a hard candy this woman sucked it out through my ass
at least pretend to try when you're writing the show, fuck

>eat dirt
Pretty sure that catchphrase is from somewhere else

ALL OF MY THIS.

>boys
Aren't these guys like 30 by now

Its working.

This but unironically

Watching this show for the first time, holy shit this is anti funny. That judge skit was incredible.

I fucking hate this episode. It's about mommies and their good boys.

Elton John biopic could be pretty cool

POWER
CORRUPTION
LIES

My dad clapped when he saw the Rocketman trailer

Earthworm Jim?

Who wants to bet the straight writer of Elton John's music won't get any credit in the movie?

I don't believe you.

Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight

Jonas Brothers make me want to die.

The trailer opens with him writing Your Song
Laughed my fucking ass off

IMA SUCKA FOR YOUUUUUU

They're guitars aren't even fucking plugged in

that lipsync
fucking faggots

10 years and they still suck

they're older, but still garbage

That's it I'm putting Deadliest Catch back on and watching My 600 Pound Life clips

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So, just like the studio.

My dad just walked out of the room

are they even playing the guitars, or is it just the dude in the back

i just ate an entire bag of doritos

based dad

It's the dudes in the background playing

I'm with your dad. Bail on this night.

My dad just walked into the room

They weren't playing, it was the backing band.

That was some of the worst fake guitar playing I've ever seen.

they're hooked to wireless boxes
jonas guitars looked like they were either turned off or turned way down though

Based contrarian post.

weekend update
> let's talk about trump

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMMMMPPPPPPPPPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fatass

McConnell's looks. Still hilarious. I can still hear Jon Stewart doing his hilarious turtle voice.

DROOOMPFFFF!!!!!!!!

I heard deductive pikachu is redpilled

TRUMP RALLY

seething

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>it's just a salt mine.
wtf what happened to weekend update? This entire segment?

this reaction image is so majestic

Bailey a shit. Them saggy cheeks.

i'd fuck her face so hard damn she is beautiful

it used to be so good now it's shit

Shitty character

Zzzzzz

I hate this character because it’s me as a kid

Remember Jebediah?

youtube.com/watch?v=jrB1IB7d0o8

Hit too close to home, huh?

Taran was so goddamn based

I member

god, shes ugly. and her character is annoying

I didn't get that Georgia joke...

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heidi gardner is terrible wtf how has the bar gotten so low for this fucking show?

watch more news

This applies to every SNL episode

They banned abortion and leaving the state to get an abortion.

Sold the stolen Henny. Used the money to buy Henny.

MY MAN PETE!

Hope we get a Chad episode later.

>OK

Why is this faggot so popular?

pls be in hyderabad

Pete "Laugh at how much I suck" Davidson

DRUMPHHHHHHHHH

also I'm not watching this.

Oh god enough of butthole eyes Davidson. I'm so tired of his schtick.

Sick jacket

Not a good ep to watch with my parents

pete's mom a cute. CUTE!

His mom is cute. She kind of looks like Olivia Colman.

>why is this successful game who is on TV every week so popular?

Are you really that stupid?

Can’t wait for rejected jokes next week

I thought the same thing when my sister rented Boogie Nights on tape

"I told my mom I was going to kill myself if she didn't come on!"
Then everyone laughed.

nope

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>She kind of looks like Olivia Colman.
A wop version

Why even try this? Nothing will ever top the Gerard Butler Beauty and the Beast sketch.

My room just left the dad

papa gotta get that juicy thigh meat

Even Keenan's powers are limited.

AIDS

That was a whole other level of terrible

your dad just flew over my house

I miss Joe Piscopo.

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Dad just hit my sister

Absolutely no one misses Joe Piscopo

High five him for me.

>Morrissey on Jimmy Fallon
lel

Moz on Fallon!

Why would I watch a movie if you’re just gonna tell me everything that happens?

Is this the first lead character Ego has played?

>Wants to fight Taylor Swift

Whats the problem here?

Is Melissa pregnant?

She is. She's a total bitch.

God, I wish

Remember when Kim K absolutely BTFO’d Tay-Tay?

Beyonce is a satanic lesbian

SHE DONT KNOW ME

?????

I liked that at the end. It was as if the sketch had some sort of payoff.

Is Jesse Watters related to John Waters?

>Bill Hader and John Waters
Good fucking week

Fuck who is this for? WHO ASKED FOR THIS?

How much did they spend on balloons?

This is some of the most obvious lip syncing I've ever seen on SNL

guitars not plugged in

IT’S
WIRELESS

ok this is based

Isn't this one of their songs from like 10 years ago?

He's not singing, either. Why is he even there?

this

Yes

>burning up
okay lets fucking go

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I didn't even know these guys were still around...

Year 3000 >

They weren’t, then they ran out of money.

As a 24 year old boomer I really appreciated that throwback tune. Really takes me back.

YOU DON’T
FUCKING
TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT

more like boybands are popular again, thanks brockhampton and BTS

I was hoping to see Amy and Tina again after the monologue

Sophie buys an ad. How nice of her.

Ha ha!

Who the fuck is funding this comeback?

The cute one should break off like JT did

>brockhampton
They’re a goddamn rap group

>Let's just shill for 7 Eleven for the last half hour.

White castle burgers are good though

Lt Corbis?

So this sketch is just a challenge to squeeze as much ad revenue as possible out of one sketch

>Brockhampton (stylized as BROCKHAMPTON) is an American musical collective formed in San Marcos, Texas, in 2015 and currently based in California. Led by Kevin Abstract, Brockhampton formed partially through the online forum "KanyeToThe", and define themselves as a boy band.
>and define themselves as a boy band.

>no Weinstein joke

awkward hugging time! good night everyone.

This. I can't stand this bullshit. That was the perfect cap to a waste of an episode.

Wow, two good episodes in a row. Would be great if they can stick the landing next week.

Sophie Jonas, not Soph the Earth Conquerer.

there it is

We don't go for that sarcasm stuff around here, mister.

>this was good
Braindead

Amy lookin THICC

Call my cynical, but that entire episode sucked huge dicks.

Jon Hamm?

Who’s sticking around for J E S U S?

Wait what sketch was Jon Hamm in?

He’s Tina Fey’s lover

/tv requires IDs like /pol. Can't be the only one tired of obvious samefagging.

why is he so cute bros?

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OK, season finale next week. Back then.