A CIS lord?

Shitskin.

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Henceforth, you shall be known as... Rebecca

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>I've brought peace and prosperity to my new gender
>YOUR new gender?

>Don't make metoo you

a cis pilot on MY BRIDGE?

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lmao

>"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Chad the Wise?"
>"No..."
>"I thought not. It's not a story the Gays would tell you. It is a Cis legend. Darth Chad was a Straight Lord of the Cis, so powerful and so wise he use his genitalia to copulate with others and create... life. He had such a knowledge of biology, he could even keep the ones he cared about from... transitioning."
>"He could actually prevent others from feeling dysphoria?"
>"The Straight Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities most consider to be completely natural."
>"What happened to him?"
>"He became so manly, the only thing he was afraid of was losing was his masculinity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice emasculated him in his sleep. Ironic... he could save others from mutilation, but not himself."
>"Is it possible to learn this power?"
>"... Not from a Gaylord."

>Holdo also enjoyed studying Astrology
>Astrology in a galaxy where every planet, moon, star and fucking solar system are already known and mapped out
whats the fucking point

the Geydi fear the CIS, they blame the CIS for not having using their correct jenders

have you heard of the great CIS lords? Darth CISIOUS, and Darth Tearsuranus? They where nothing compared to Darth Trannyslaver

/pol/cels
have sex

Palpatine: His knowledge of the CIS side was so great, he could even make the ones he cared about... multiply.

Anakin: He could actually... make himself a family?

Palpatine: The CIS side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... natural.

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THE CIS LORDS WILL ROASTPUBLIC, THE THOTATE IS USELESS

Astrology is horoscopes and shit.
You're thinking of astronomy.

>you were supposed to destroy the mentally ill, not join them!

>getting angry at a meme thread

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Margot Honecker-looking bitch

>a woman in charge?

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>MALES! BE QUIET AND SUBSERVIENT TO MY EVERY WHIM, QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR YOU WILL BE EJECTED VIA AIRLOCK WHITE GENOCIDERS

Based, Palpy did nothing wrong

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MOMMY

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>okay we have this plan to go to this planet in plain sight
>let me not tell my crew about it and be a prick to our best pilot who is known for being a hothead and is respected by our crew for his feats
>what why did they throw a mutiny
>oh no the fleet I'm responsible for is being picked off like fish in a barrel
>let me do absolutely nothing for like 20min then do a maneuver that completely destroys the previous movies in hindsight
I feel like Rian went out of his way to make Holdo look as incompetent as possible
I've never seen someone fuck up this much this constantly

Loved those books

>is physically incapable of intercourse
>tells others to have sex

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> it's real
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Amilyn_Holdo

holy shit

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Not to mention going up the ranks of a hierarchy that favors humans over other species, because he's that talented.

So we can all agree thet he did nothing wrong, right?

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Well yeah, had he not disobeyed Leia and went through with the original plan to destroy the Dreadnought, the fleet would have been dead once Snoke's fleet tracked them through hyperspace
Literally the only character whose actions benefitted The Reb-- Resistance in that movie, everyone else fucked up majorly
And he was punished for it

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What the fuck is with women and astrology? They're atheist to the last cell but don't lose an opportunity to tell us their sign.

sorry wrong thread

Remember when the evacuation ships all started getting shot down, after he was told they'd all be cloaked and no one would notice? At that point, Poe didn't know that Finn and Rose had fucked up and tipped the Empire off. He would just think that Holdo's plan was stupid and was getting all of his friends killed.

Everyone in this movie seems to know everything that's going on. I believe that's part of the definition of autism.

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Always two there are of CIS lords. A male and female.

>did nothing wrong
He had an escape pod with faster than light travel but was too retarded to figure out how to evacuate the ship.
His plan was to find one person who could be anywhere on a planet, sneak them on an enemy flagship in the middle of a battle, navigate a city sized ship to find a top secret area, and shutdown technology they know nothing about.

Based and as God intendedpilled

Thrawn is so fucking handsome

He did that cringe phone joke. He deserved to watch all his friends die.

Christ

A Confederate of Independent Systems lord?

I literally rejected a woman on the basis of her being really into astrology. Holy shit is it stupid. I could never bear dating a woman like that, who tells me every day that some stupid horseshit is happening because of the month you were born. Cringe as fuck.

MMMMMM *smooch*

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Astrology is just racism for women

>Toy reviews
What the fucking shit

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Chinese counterfeiters aren't even going to bother with that

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>ethnicity
Just say mutt and be done with it

when i met you i was but a sissy. now i. am. a tranny.

Out of curiosity, is there no brig onboard? Given the importance of this plan, why didn't Holdo throw dissenters into the brig until evac time?

fucking hell

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oh shit, so I am

>Expressed herself by dying her hair vibrant colors
Good Lord who wrote this

Based femchad

Just read the wiki description on her home planet.

got a link? I don't want to give search results to that thing.

Holy shit. It's like it was written by a 3'rd grader

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He didn't mutiny sooner, like when it was obvious several minutes after her introduction she was incompetent

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Women want to be controlled and led. They will not admit it but that's the way it works.

Based and what God intendedpilled

>a galaxy where every planet, moon, star and fucking solar system are already known and mapped out
that's not true though, even the shitty disney canon has the unknown regions

I've never wanted the Death Star to destroy a planet so much as this one