Alita: Battle Angel
Perfectly Ordinary Edition #500
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Let's try this again.
HAPPY 500!
eh
this is acceptable
>Yaow! 500 threads!
bless and heal me 500 times
What happened to the previous thread?
>is it safe here?
HAPPY 500 GUYS
OP here, I did not. The mods killed it. Let's see if this one survives.
What are you talking about nothing happened... This is 500 celebrate friend!
Honestly if the previous deletion was an OP prank then it's one of the funniest set-ups out. If it's the end then I'm happy to have shared this all with you and I'll be back when the BD drops for some more discussion. Cheers for everything.
Bless this thread
Happy #500, /ALITA/!
Are we settled now? TK Burgers at 5 PM on the 25th?
The mods nuked it. They may nuke this one too. I hope they don't though.
There was no previous threads
Blessings all around everybody!
ACTUAL THREAD 500 YEET
CURRENT MEETUP PLANS:
HUNTINGTON BEACH
25TH, 5PM AT TK BURGER (unless y'all have a better place in mind)
WE GET FOOD
THEN CHILL ON BEACH AT FIREPIT
VA GONNA BRING CUPCAKES
DENNY'S AFTER
SOME PEOPLE MAY SMOKE
SMOKE PEOPLE MAY DRINK
PEOPLE DON'T WANNA MAKE YOU UNCOMFY THOUGH SO WE'LL ALL PLAY IT BY EAR
I will protect you
exactly
HAPPY #500
Denver user are you in here
>tfw got to make /ALITA/ #500
>tfw got to do it twice
Thanks mods, feels good.
is alita good
should I watch it
Mfw I check the catalogue at work just in time. Cheers to 500. Cheers to June 25.
Why not the pier?
We crossed the #500 threshold just like we crossed the $400m threshold.
Twice.
Alita is a genuine sci fi movie with great performances and top-tier effects. You really, really should watch it user. We wouldn't have made 500 generals if it wasn't worth it.
YES
cheers user glad you could make it
do what you want, user. It is good but why do you need our endorsement? You're either curious or you're not.
>99
blessed digits and checked
hold up
the meetup is on June 25th or may?
btfo
>We crossed the #500 threshold just like we crossed the $400m threshold.
You're not wrong.
This thread couldn't happen at a worst hour
it's memorial day weeked, pier is gonna be packed
May 25th, user
It doesn't matter. What's going on sucks. No point in posting.
why?
Alita is a vegan!
man Yea Forums is going nuts huh
Yeah, catalog is extremely garbage right now. I think there's MAYBE three legit threads right now, including this one.
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
THIS IS THREAD #500
me on the right
Bluray is supposedly June 25th. Which also probably calls for its own meatup.
hails, soldier.
>thread gets nuked
>shitposters getting vaporized instantaneously
I don't know what's going on so here's a big woo!
Now this is some special OC thanks Todd!
THIS IMAGE ALWAYS MAKES THREAD MAN HAPPY
THANK YOU user
I was legit worried for a sec but I think things are all fine now
Who else loves Alita?
BLESSED WELCOME TO 500!
does James Cameron even like the manga?
you're welcome thread man
"Cameron and Rodriguez have hinted that the film could lead to multiple sequels.[115] On February 6, 2019, they announced that they have plans for Alita: Battle Angel 2 in the future. The casting of Edward Norton in a non-speaking role as Nova in this film was intended to be a setup for the sequel.[12]
In an interview with BBC Radio 1, James Cameron explained the reason for rearranging the film title from the initial source material, allowing the possibilities of sequel titles, "It's Alita, colon, Battle Angel. Because the next one will be "Alita: Fallen Angel" and then Alita... you know "Avenging Angel" and then Alita whatever. I mean, that's assuming we make some money"
>jannies working overtime tonight
>Does Cameron like the manga
he drew the top one back in '05
> * BEEP BEEP*
> hop in user! We’re going to jack off cyborgs!
checked
>buys exclusive rights to it in late 90s
>writes out a gigantic script for it
>sits on it until tech can realize his vision
>photos of him with Gunnm shirt while shooting Avatar
I guess he thinks it's okay I guess
powerful thread man OC
The fact that they had plans for sequels even with the absolutely garbage predictions is really positive.
>jannies working overtime
I have no idea what a mess these threads would look like sometimes without them
Post comfy Alitas
Yea Forums is completely under control and you didn't see any other threads!
>I'm a cyborg...
>Do you
>Do you want to jack me off?
Jannies get the kissu.
FACE LIKE AN ANGEL
BODY BUILT FOR BATTLE
MIND OF A FUCKING SCIENTIST
Peaking of old OC here's some bona fide Peaches stuff from /abag/. I think I'm the only one who saved these.
THICCC
James Cameron doesn't do anything without going big
Checked.
Bless you, as well, user.
?alita/ will heal us all, and happy 500.
MOAR
I mean, isn't it virtually confirmed by now that alita received some kind of media hit job treatment?
the critic reviews of the movie - terrible, while the audience reviews are amazing. Literally 40% discrepancy
analyst predictions - terrible, even though it smashed opening weekend projections
people in power / media companies and critics just WANTED to hate the movie
> no but you can get kissus
Think again!
do I get a kissu?
youtu.be
>that music
>that announcer
>that upload date
Even FOX wanted to kill this movie.
They also said it would be a box office BOMB that only makes 200 million. It made over twice that.
Everyone gets the kissu
post your favorite alita pic
I need to grow my alita folder
Thread 500
does he get it
>thread 500
>still boop
This outfit is so fucking good.
see or pic related
don't make me pic just one!
>Sukku
Glad we got this settled!
Happy #500, frens!
I use this reaction pic way more than I should.
God bless VA for making this
manga reaction panels are underrated
another one
if you're using it to be positive then you're using it the right amount.
>namefag worship
And now I regret posting it.
A classic
(you)
I am glad the janitors are deleting all the posts that bother us even if they are acceptable by Yea Forums's standards. Its nice to have a our thread be what we want it to be. Whats the point of having to read posts that bother us to find the comfy ones?
chill out, doofus. Don't be a stick in the mud.
It's pretty hard to go past this desu. It got posted SO much in the early days.
Okay, grumpy
If it bothers you and you did actually post it then go and delete it.
>#500 is just an image dump
You guys are taking the meaning of "imageboard" a bit too literally.
That darn smush never gets old.
Interlinked
Let's not hit the image limit too quickly guys
K DON'T DO IT
I wish the newer rip had come out back then, even the version before the audio got fixed is way better without those godawful ads
Stealing this for when I finally finish the voicework
She is a replicant
>dont get up Ali
>all this random censorship
Well you win Janny, wouldn't want to ruin this meaningful conversation happening in this thread.
This is surprisingly good.
You've been working on that for a little while now haven't you
I genuinely think that Yea Forums is melting down so hard that they're just reflex pruning reported things. It'll settle down soon and the jannies tend to do good by us so I give them the benefit of the doubt.
Little annoying but small price to pay for still having a thread- I was worried there for a sec
It's gonna be something when we finally get our hands on an HD rip. Still keeping all the old shit for nostalgia value.
There are more then reflex pruning user. What is happening is out of hand.
I think the shitty cam rip works well for meme usage, it's like one level removed from the film so I will still be able to enjoy it when I see it in HD
>K, wait...dont do it
>I may not be a real girl but I still love you
Script's been done for ages but after the last meetup I got super sick. Still just a hair of "sickvoice" going on, so I haven't been able to record. Feels Bad.
We're gonna have such a good time for it.
Yeah I agree here I'll pay that cost.
New fags wont get it
Dozens of this thread's posts being deleted into oblivion without just cause is not a small price to pay.
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY JANNY
she needs the credits...
It's better than threads being nuked. We saw one and it's not something I want to see again.
*AHEM*
>Kutty takes possession, one point.
>Zariki is in hot pursuit.
>Wipeout, Zariki!
BITCH
>free spirit rebelling against her father
it kinda works
Underrated my russbro
I disagree. I would rather have no thread then a controlled conversation. What's the point of a controlled conversation? There may as well just be bots dropping posts every minute.
Goodnight frens
Clean your fucking desk
Obviously haters are reporting as much as they can because they know it’s thread 500. It’ll go back to normal aspie hate levels after this.
>yeow
Sleep well, fren. Alitaposting bright and early tomorrow!
Night night, fren
No way. The posts removed from this thread were perfectly inline with Yea Forums guidelines. Some janitor went on a personal crusade and pruned everything they felt like on a whim.
>CIA | abuse . com
Peak disgusting normie meme well done
>tfw could only write 300ish words today
>then deleted it because it was all bad
Ugh...
Watch your mouth or the jannies will sweep your post for not being comfy.
It isnt normie,is leeta
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
This took me fucking 500 days to make.
Shit sucks, man. But it'll pass, and you'll be cranking out the good stuff again before you know it.
Based Keean Johnson is extremely handsome poster
this rules dude
Noice
also just realized my retarded Helga Alita-shrine oc got in. It's a good feel.
Way to go user this is sick
That reminds me... I bought a pack and I haven't had one yet...
I love you guys so much.
not as handsome as Ed Skrein
>tfw my rarest OC made it in to the pic
Happy 500!
It is written: at the posting of the 500th thread, Factory coins shall rain from the heavens.
Nice work user. Is that the first /ABAG/ OP next to the drawing guy's head?
This is perfect!
Based and blessed thank you for this user.
Keep at it friend. Even in writing the wrong things you still learn!
You know it.
Hugging the mushroom for 500 threads
>so today we have? Shit, I ready forgot the bush babby's name
>I-Its Alita
>that sounds like a pet name. Like a cat. Except people like cats
>you look young, why are you here huh? You into crazy stuff? We get a lot of girls like that
>I n-need the credits to go to Zalam
>yoink
I stopped hugging the mushroom for a little while after the movie came out, it just felt wrong
a lot of people did honestly.
>this morning: someone complains that we scared off lewdposters
>tonight: mayli/alita crossover
Now this is Alitaposting
lewdposters will never be scared off. I'm glad it doesn't totally derail threads anymore but they're still here.
THEY'RE GETTING ANGRY
Just finished reading the manga mini series that explains novas backstory. Very interesting. I wonder if Tyler Durden is going to make a cameo in the Alita sequel
The narrator would have been dead for over 500 years by then so no
: (
>this is my face rn but I don't look as handsome
Well shit. Time to off myself.
and not a single one was good
You know people talk about the fact that Alita's hair should have been floofier but honestly this gif shows how much hair volume she actually has.
I dunno. 1-99 of /ABAG/ was alright. Its been shit ever since. Mods should have nuked these generals after #99.
Dark circles? Get a little stick of concealer
Absolutely based crossover
*yawn* seems rather generic
>hangs out in 400 threads enough to know what they contained
>hated all of them
Why are you here?
Norton's kinda normal looking honestly. He just has an intense presence.
>just wear makeup
No fuck off.
her hair floof was just a product of Kishiro not knowing how to draw hair really. He flat out says this in volume 1 I think.
Also it's noticeable when it gets wet
My Little Alita: Autism is Embarassing
people are petty losers who get a hollow joy in making the world smaller for others because that's all they see.
Sometimes the limitations we have provide the grounds for great things in artistic works.
to each their own. All Alitas are cute. I just prefer this look is all.
Are you sure you want to go in there? This place's a leather bar, it's just for hardcore BDSM scene folks.
C'mon. Ido did say that I'm drawn to latex.
Whar brings you in here, sweets? Come to see the leatherheads up close?
Not really.
Oh my, cupcake here's a kinkster! So you registered your Fetlife account, you posted some selfies with a spiked collar and now you're one of us, right?
Let me introduce you to some of your sexual colleagues.
Here we have master Clive Lee of the Bloodstained Hook. He's done over two hundred suspension sessions.
207.
And here we have Screwhead... one of our most flexible fetish models.
Then there's McTeague, the dog master. He's in a polyamorous -and- cross-species relationship.
And then there's me, Zapan. Bearer of the fabled Bronco Shaft. Swollen to a gargantuan size by my mastery of tantric capillary control, it smashes pussy like the fist of an angry god.
>my simple text edit of a screenshot I took of this panel made it to an OP
>with coloring as well
Please don’t
Not really
I will attack any flop-kun tho.
> Another happy thread
For sure they're all great.
Once again, I remind you that a new Terminator is coming out that was produced by James Cameron and stars Linda Hamilton
this is only slightly related but I never have a chance to post it so it's now or never
cHECK'D And kek'd
Checked
I love when you have content that you think you'll never get to use but eventually you find the perfect time to post it
Bless your digits
I love crossovers
> Alita: try not to do anything cute
> Bucky: How can I? You’re taking all the cute with you
Denver user are you in here
truth. I have so much now but a lot of it would be very out of context now than when we had a fairly small pool of OC to go through.
Cuute
Alita is Anakin Skywalker confirmed which I guess makes Hugo Padme
I enjoyed this one. Here is another edit that was used for an OP.
Hugo is totally Padme
BIG GENERATOR
Yeah a lot of my stuff is only usable internally for these threads
HANDS UPON THE WHEEL
so we know Alita will be a bit more bleak and sad but will she be vengeful and murderous like Anakin becomes?
Yes, but it'll be a good story and she'll come back to the light properly.
>And the action will kick ass.
>We might even get to see the Twin Bunnies.
Fuck me, I missed thread 499. Happy 500 though!
This is awesome, glad someone did a mashup for 500 threads! I'll do one for the three month anniversary.
You missed the drama of us wondering if the jannies were actually gonna nuke us after all
Put me in the mashup please.
blast from the past, thread #99
I love how she looks down at her heart before she holds it out to Hugo. It's an affirmative "Yes, I want to do this" look.
Look how far we've come. God I love you people
I'm just gonna be waiting for glimmers of the goofy side that's buried in there to come out.
if only we had it when #500 actually began lol
we made it to #99, we can make it to #999
It's not three months yet though
We had two threads going and both got nuked, that was concerning
>we will never have another #99 thread
>never
>ever
Love you too user, glad to be here with all of you
It will be in 5 days.
I meant the 500 Days of Alita post.
I suppose we should start discussing something given that we're almost at image limit. Any ideas?
but we'll have 999!
I love you guys
Sure. At which point it it become acceptable for Janny to personally monitor the thread and sterilize anything that has the audacity of not being circlejerk?
so since FA is probably going to focus more on Motorball... How are they going to still keep Nova/Zapan tied to the plot and how will Alita develop a rivalry with Jasugan?
This movie wasn't good, why does it deserve 500 threads???
Love you too fren
>concerned_alita .jpg
>It won't be the same user. Our #99 was something very special. It will always be very special.
It doesn't.
I think that Zapan in a new body can still work. I don't think he'll get the Berserker but he might get some kind of shady deal or communication from Nova. The Jashugan rivalry is easy though it's just part of her racing right? Also note that Jashugan probably has a good counter to Alita's sword with his gauntlets
There are barely people left here. Real people. Only automatons dumping pictures because reaching the image limit is the goal of every thread.
Just because something was special in a certain way doesn't mean something else can't be equally special even though it's different
Someone needs to make more Wizard of OZ shoops
Nova/Wizard is too perfect to pass up
"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WATCHER BEHIND THE EYES!"
I think Jashugan's brain hasn't been augmented by Nova yet so he'll do that to keep Alita from becoming final champion
She’ll have to beat Joshugan to become final champion to get to zalem. My bet is joshugan is going to fuck her up, and zapan is going full revenge when she’s down. Zapan will kill Mcteague while he’s trying to help Alita. Mcteague will give her the gun parts out of his arm to help stop zapan because for some reason she’ll need it. Kills zapan, but gets sentenced to termination by the factory for using a firearm. She’ll get picked up by TUNED at the very end.
I was there for it fren. It was fun but it was over so quick. Don't live in the past.
Some threads hit image limit early and some don't. 499 and 500 were milestone threads so it's not a surprise that a lot of people were excited to post stuff.
They could have Jashugan make a deal with Nova to make him Grand Champion, especially if Alita is giving him trouble. This would keep Nova relevant to the plot and allow him to keep tabs on Alita. In the manga Jashugan has dealings with Nova.
I would agree with this. #99 was the fastest thread ever. It was absolute chaos. It flew by in minutes. Nothing will be like riding the #99 high again.
Its like this thread.
>woohoo #500
>same old same old
>thread drones on
>image limit reached
>yawn
I am glad to be here but this #500 is kind of meh. Its just a mile marker.
>McT will give her the gun parts out of his arm
That's kind of genius actually
Tell that to a virgin that tosses away their virginity to a jerk.
Real excited to report every post and have them cleaned up by Janny too. What, you're going to frame this thread and put it above your bed? Can't have anything taint the picture? This place is a worse hugbox than Reddit.
I couldn't do it fast enough. By the time I had thought of the idea, #499 was nearly done. Hence my "this took 500 days" joke. Sorry I failed you. ;__;
Until the sequel announcement you mean.
Zapan getting a berzerker (Alita's original??) body would be interesting but idk how it would mesh with him. I guess it can be chalked up to 'Nova studied it for 300 years' I guess.
you mean he'll rig the game in his favor to keep Alita out of Zalem?
if this happens it's going to an even faster paced movie than the one we have now.
This is a neat way to do it I'm a fan.
The TUNED thing will be really interesting we'll have to see how they deal with it. I do hope we get Lou at some point she was great.
I don't live in the past. I do remember epic moments. Nothing is gonna be like #99 again because it took us #98 hard fought threads to get there and had special meaning outside of just a number on Alita's shoulder or a mile marker.
better to have something than nothing fren. You did good.
Why are the mods so adamant at protecting these threads?
I really just want that whole western Alita barjack arc. Big dick kino right there.
If we get the Barjack charge with O Fortuna or even anything close I'll lost my mind
The sequels aren't happening user, if Genisys couldn't get one, this surely won't either
Nova had already messed with Jash's brain by the start of the manga, but with Alita in the picture this time he has a reason to do it other than just for karma research. This way Nova can be the one to keep Jashugan's brain working and then Ido can help Alita instead.
Again, there is a new Terminator coming out that is produced by Cameron and starring Linda Hamilton. Better than any sequel to Genisys would have been.
There is something to be said about this but it still won't be all that out of the ordinary. Its been 500 threads now that we have considered the day when the sequel gets announced. There are now set patterns in these threads. So the sequel gets announced and what? Nothing all that exciting will occur.really outside of of possibly a slightly faster thread or two. Maybe when the sequel is in theaters a surge large enough in these threads wil happen but still, set patterns will effect it. /ABAG/ didn't have those set patterns. Hell we didn't even have our thread numbers right. #99 was actually #100. We celebrated both at once then BAM!
/ABAG/ ended.
/ALITA/ began.
Everything has been standardised since.
t. Pacific rim and edge of tomorrow
Okay but the actual sequels to Genisys were scrapped, therefore it will also happen to Alita
Also the reason /abag/ was so active was at least partially the influx of new users. We'll get this again once we get the BD and people watch it and want to talk about it. Change always happens.
>poncholitamoonsaga.gif
The fact that this thread slowed down to a scroll after hitting image limit is telling. Once the automatons are done spamming their shitty deviantart all you have left are 3 mangafags wishful thinking. I'm starting to doubt you guys can push this to #999.
ATTENTION: this is now a thread for Sneed general discussion
they do not stand by in the presence of evil
I don't think we're going to get any of that until the third movie
Hey, anons. Let's roast this dude with lines from the movie. I'll start.
"You don't have a winning attitude."
is that a challenge?
I know your just baiting but yah I don't see what the point is of looking towards #999 and mechanically posting our way there.
>becauseimsocute.jpg
Why not give him the berserker? Alita at the end of the movie has ditched it for a motorball body, probably because its power is way beyond the regulated limits for motorball bodies.
Jashugan didn't seem that tough at all in the movie, so Nova enhancing him and giving Zapan the berserker would make sense as a way to test Alita's limits.
“I do not stand by in the presence of nancies”
My best guess at how they'll do TUNED is that after creating berserker Zapan and causing mass destruction in Iron City, Nova gets expelled from Zalem, he goes out to the desert and allies with Barjack. Alita is sentenced to death for using a gun, saved by Zalem and becomes a Tuned agent.
She does not have a different motorball body, just extra armor on her berserker body. No one understands the arc plasma tech, remember?
Guys you know I've enjoyed posting with you all but I'm ready to die, who else is with me? We can do it together to celebrate 500 threads.
t. Jerome
This is why the rest of this website sees your kind as cancer. This right here. It's not just this movie general, either. All general threads are this level of cancer.
Please user, I'm dying
nicely done
>/ALITA/ general mass suicide
I'm down.
Not just an OP, user. OP #500. Twice.
It probably is for the likes of you. This thread was really shitty in comparison of #400 or #300 like you had something to prove to the haters. Look up the archives if you don't believe me. I'm not sticking around to see how much more it degenerates. This self-reinforcing clique mentality backed up by the janitors routinely wiping posts has soured my mood.
AKTUALLY IT WAS USED FOR #500 AND THIS THREAD WHICH IS TECHNIKLY #501
underrated
We can see parts inside her arms and other places that aren't there on the berserker. I think Ido could reverse-engineer the plasma emitter enough to make one that just works with the sword. In the manga there are regulations on the power output of motorball bodies to keep the game fair, I'd think it would be like that in the movie too.
Alita was allowed to use the berserker for the tryout because 1) it's not a recorded match so the standards are relaxed for newcomers and 2) Vector wanted her to play so he could have her killed, he wasn't going to turn her down for any reason.
The motorball body is completely different from the berserker body, it's just a plot hole that she generate plasma with it
So what number do we use for the next thread to stay official? Seems like it should be #502 to keep the numbers correct.
501 is the next thread.
Please Jerome, we know you'll be back. These threads are all you have.
But this thread is #501. We were like 100 posts into #500 and it 404ed for some reason. Then this thread happened.
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>I don't this post.
>It must be a troll.
Shut the fuck up asshole.
I think next thread should be #501, we didn't get to finish off the last one before it got nuked along with the side thread and everyone has been treating this one like #500
Early bake but OP is good so I 5give u
This seems a little bit like a troll
somebody post already so this can get archived
The first #500 was nuked at below 100 posts. This has an almost identical OP and has been celebrated as #500. Next thread is #501.
Don't tell me what to do!
Alita, we need to have a little talk.
Time to say the thread.
"I'm going to need you to step back."
"You don't have a winning attitude."
"What are you dreaming little angel?"
No, we had our talk! You didn't leave me another choice!
"Complete the mission: destroy Zalem."
>Thank you father
Jannies are too based
"I knew you wouldn't wait for fate to come find you, little flea."
FUCK YOUR MERCY
"Whose rules do I live by?"
>Well...
Zapan a
G O O D
B O Y
Zapan a BISH
i understand why zapan spent all of his money on his face, he is really handsome hugo is the bitch, zapan is the chad
will there be a sequel? ,just watched it recently and i actually liked the movie..hope so
We're all waiting on an announcement. We need to see how good Blu-Ray sales are.