Predictions for tomorrow?

No more income tax after Cersei nationalizes the banking system and adopts a sound currency backed by gold.

>TREATING CAPITAL GAINS THE SAME AS ORDINARY INCOME?!

you got me

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>dany magically has an entire army again

this show is so fucking retarded I just want it to be over, this writing is below capeshit

Why wouldnt Cersei order them to open fire and kill all of them?

>tons of wasted seconds
>irrational decisions by key characters
>emphasis on EMOTIONAL scenes like titties and beheadings
>third grade dialogue spoken "confidently"

And yes, i will be watching in HD

there will be no graphite in the area

Have gay sex.

So is Game of Thrones going to be hated by the general audiences in 24 hours?

Cersei, Jaime, Dany, Euron, and the Mountain will die, at the least. The battle will be stupid and poorly done, but most of the CG budget will have gone into a few dragon shots which will look really nice. Expect it to be unsatisfying.

Pretty much.

>implying it hasn't already
even normies started to say it's shit

Because the eagles didn't want to interfere in human affairs.

>jaime arrives while the battle is raging
>using his knowledge of the city is able to sneak into the castle
>gets to cercei's bedroom where she is drinking wine half naked like the whore that she is
>jaime has a knife and is fully prepared to kill her
>without turning around she says, "so you've returned to me."
>jaime notices the wine and says, "you shouldn't be drinking that."
>cercei stifles a laugh. "what? because of the child in my womb? the one you put there yourself with your cock? (the word cock is naturally emphasized) how can you care about that when you're here to kill me?"
>jaime has no response
>cercei walks up to him while monologuing, her words getting progressively angrier as she gets closer to him
>"you betrayed me. you betrayed our love. you betrayed our child. and now you want to kill me? well then, do it. do it before that foreign whore has a chance."
>jaime draws his knife but can't bear to lift it up or look at cercei, "i didn't mean for it to be this way."
>cercei reaches him, lifts up head and kisses him
>suddenly euron shows up outta nowhere and stabs jaime in the back
>cercei and euron proceed to have sex

He said predictions, not certainties

Varyis gets roasted for treason, eurons fleet gets roasted but he magically survives.
Episode ends on a cliffhanger just as smaug is about to burn down the town

What the fuck is Davos even doing there? Why hasn't he gone Oddysseus on His wife already?

So, why exactly arent the cannon ballistas blowing up the other army.

What even is his character arc? He was an friend of Stannis but he's dead so why is he still following everyone around like a sixth wheel

This so fucking stupid and underwhelming that it's totally going to happen.

>Predictions for tomorrow?
Its gonna be so bad D&D have actually gone into witness protection program

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DANYFAG TEARS

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>Dany paints herself blue
>runs at supersonic speeds across kings landing
>her feet are so fast and she is moving so quickly that kings landing ignites from the friction
>she's burnt down the whole city but can't stop running, now westeros is threatened
>Jon uses the Dragon the track her down and finds her
>He jumps from it while flying. He impales her with longclaw and she stops he instantly.
>Jon asks her why she burnt it all to the ground
>Dany replies while dying "Gotta go *coughs* Gotta go *coughs up blood* fa---"
>Jon screams "no" but the Darth Vader episode 3 "Noooo" is dubbed over it

>This song plays while the credits roll: youtube.com/watch?v=rNkwKR04tPQ

>Dany's army attacks KL at night
>super dark so you can't tell what's going on
>it progressively gets more dark to the point where it's a black screen with screaming noises
>credits

remember how much people hated the ending of Battle Star Galactica? this would be as bad, maybe worse. Expectations are too high.

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You’re delusional

AND I SEE FIRE

she will push him out a window

These plus:
>quips followed by smug looks of self assurance
>at least one Jon Snow height joke

"Your Grace, may I present you my latest innovation of war developed to fight the Targaryen usurper."

"The SS-27, or as I have nicknamed it, 'the Sickle', is a cold-launched, three-stage, solid-propellant, silo-based or road-mobile intercontinental ballistic missile. The missile's length is 22.7 m and the first stage has a body diameter of 1.9 m. The mass at launch is 47,200 kg, including the 1,200 kg payload. It carries a single warhead with an 800 kt yield but the design is compatible with MIRV warheads. The missile can carry four to six warheads along with decoys. Its minimum range is estimated to be 2,000 km and the maximum range 10,500 km. It has three solid rocket stages with inertial, autonomous flight control utilizing an onboard GLONASS receiver. It is reputed to have the highest accuracy in the Seven Kingdoms, with a CEP of 200m. The body of the rocket is made by winding Valyrian fiber."

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REPEAL THE LOOPHOLES, NOT EXPLOIT THEM!

>I'll take five thousand

THEY'RE OUTSIDE THEIR WALLS AGAIN EPIC

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PRÖÖÖÖÖH :DDD

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Eagles would have stolen the ring half way there. Besides, no one could destroy the ring, if they even it made it there they would be captured

More shitty writing that is more for shock value than actual story.

Dany falls off her dragon and dies, Jamie kills Cersei, Jon becomes king.

Dany will get retarded and fly Drogon within arrow range and he'll get killed.

QUEEEEEN SLAAAAAAYYYYSSSS and Burns thousands of little blonde white children alive in Kings Landing all to the cheer of the Burlington Bar as they deserve to burn painful, horrific deaths because their Yaaassss Queeeen offended the other Yaaaasss Queeeeeeeeeen by Slaaaaaayyyyyyyiiiinnnnnggggg her frizzy haired negress mochachino adviser/translator

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more trash

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I'm just hoping for more coughing man. He's gonna fucking die tomorrow

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>Predictions for tomorrow?

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underrated

10% flat tax and invest in kings landing zoo

>Predictions for tomorrow?
For me, just the usual, a lot of crying in corner.

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pure trash

Bessie's fat tits

Spyro the Dragon drops and kills everyone.

Westeros becomes Ancap

MODSSSSSSSSSS

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>blond white children
Implying they’re not all Baratheon bastards or sons of Baratheon bastards

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Why are you upset? It's just a prediction.

It will be shit but at least there will be cleganebowl.

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>Euron then says into Jamie's ear "ICE to meet you kingslayer" as he stabs him in the back

STOP IT, WHY DO YOU RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE

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HBO makes more money

This because when the bells ring Dany goes apeshit, Jon puts her down. Jon either goes north dies or both in ep 6. Bran or some council are in charge. The end.

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Kys incel.

Everyone I know has heard and expects the bell ending and the only ones who don't think it's shit still think it's shit but that it will be funny. But since everyone already knows about it, even the shitstorm will be a letdown because it's already quietly happened.

Hound fast travels to King's Landing and confronts the mountain. Fight ensues but the Hound is beaten by his brother. Arya teleports behind Mountain and kills him with catspaw. Burlington bar whoops with approval.

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Reminder that we could have got something like pic related with Jon and Sam vs the Night King but we get el goblino backstab

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Euron gets toasted by dragon

Is Davos a stand in for Stannis? Hes so fucking third wheel, imagine Stannis in OP's pic versus Davos.
"Aye. If she lives, she's the true queen. She named me heir, she stated she is barren. Hard think to lie about, don't you think?"

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>"MORE SALT!"
>"It's empty, your /got/..."
>"What do you mean?"
>"There's no more salt..."
>"IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS? So get MOAR!"

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Watch them deny us even that by having the Mountain die to dragonfire.

A wild Daria Naharis reappears

user, I...

>tyrion
>tony stark
>both quippy smart guys

But the only quip GoT's writers can come up with is the same dick joke. Despite being passed around by guys like Joss Whedon Iron Man was actually better and more consistently written from beginning to end.

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Cersei threatens to curb stomp Warwick Davis. He threatens to get his legal team involved via Twitter.

A battle.
Plot contrivances.
Cock jokes.
Plot armor.
Red shirts.
Disappointment.

Missandei's head is recovered by assholes from Fleabottom who take it back to a tavern and drunkenly skull-fuck it. They later sell it to Qyburn who sews it on the Mountain's body.

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>dany flys in
>dragon gets kill
>dany stuck in KL on foot
>attacked by common folk

>jon enters castle, kills cersei to find dany has been kill

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Yara rapes a woman

Everyone already knows this and that Jon isn't on the throne either. Those are the few things that are unironically "fucking confirmed": Dany is killed by Jon, Jon does not take the Throne. Really common in leaks but not actually confirmed are Bran or democracy leading, Jaime sacrificing his life for Cersei, Jon taking the black again, and Tyrion maybe being executed.

G-go on...

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Shitty writing is basically the bread and butter of this season.

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Post Qyburn.

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Ban would be a perfect king endowed acting as a bridge between earth and the supernatural. Would the greatest subversion of the series be the single most traditional reactionary view of kingship winning out?

These new Qyburn upgrades memes are my shit. Keep them coming.

Man this show is so fucking bad, I cant fucking believe it, the most matched tv show in fucking history going downflames and spoiling the ending to ASOIAF.

who cares? I'm /rbmk/ now

Does anyone else think there is some weird "time is a flat circle" shit going on here if Bran is king? Bran is Bran the builder, and will rebuild the wall to prepare for the Night King's coming again in 8000 years. Meanwhile, the 7 kingdoms degenerate into the First Men because of overreliance on greenseeing.

Daenerys purchases Bethesda's Dragon Armor DLC. There's an amusing scene where Gendry is shitting his pants as he fits it on Drogon.

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Only retards think the Bran leak is real

like lmao

why would greenseeing regresses civilization into cavemen?

You mean Ara-I mean Jon and the armies of Midd-Westeros distracting the Sau-Night King so Fro-Arya can kill him?

Is that the land around King's Landing??

Euron kills Paarthurnax

The only good part will be the legendary sjw meltdown on twitter

kys

Because there aren't 10ft tall giants to aim the scorpions downward.

Normalfags pretending to enjoy it while watching it at 2x speed on their phones during lunch break

Do wagies really do this?

The dick joke was truly the beginning of the end

Can confirmed; salaried not hourly but 80 -90 hours workweeks doesn't leave much time for anything else, and that's pretty standard in my industry (in U.S.) and for lots of career as opposed to McJobs.

I'd just kill myself, for real

holy fuck I genuinely laughed out loud
gj dude

>80-90 hours
how

Jon pours molten gold on Dany's head

>Predictions for tomorrow?
A thousand gay threads about either womeme or Yea Forums getting BTFO
Either a lot of screencaps of twitter salt or a lot of passive aggressiveness on the board

>or a lot of passive aggressiveness on the board
drop the passive part, bring out the pitchforks run D&D out of the town

We now have a very good idea of how sadly limited your life is, experientially.

Have you been under a fucking rock for the last two years? Even the most diehard boomers are hating on the show now.

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jaime kills cersei, jon kills dany, then jon and jamie also die.

dabid and dabid will go for the "lovers die together" meme.

Qyburn disappears in episode 5, reappears later in 6 to introduce things like plasma cannons, beam rifles, liquid armor and shields etc.
Kills Dany, Jon, Jaime and Cersei with a vibrosword and sits on the Iron Throne

And it would still be a better ending than what we're gonna get.

>Predictions for tomorrow?
The piece of shit midge faggot dies horrifically. Also, as this appears to be a Game of Thrones topic, Tyrion gets killed.

>plasma cannons

Can confirm. Screencap this.

I didn't see any leak mention how Qyburn dies. I wonder if he has some weird shit hidden away and dies using it

no cleganebowl, anime arya will kill one.

>could have killed the last dragon just standing there right then and there and basically guaranteed a victory
>didn't
every episode this season is somehow more retarded than the last

>I wonder if he has some weird shit hidden away and dies using it
Like, "shit, time to break out the fentanyl"?

Your Grace, I present you my latest invention...the 2K22 Tunguska. The missile (NATO designation SA-19 Grison) has semi-automatic radar command to line-of-sight guidance, weighs 40kg with a 9kg warhead. It is 2.5m long with a diameter of 1.7m and wingspan of 2.2m. The missile’s maximum speed is 900m/s and can engage targets travelling at speeds up to 500m/s. Range is from 15 to 6,000m for ground targets and 15 to 10,000m for air targets. Two twin-barrel 30mm anti-aircraft guns are mounted on the vehicle. These guns have a maximum firing rate of 5,000 rounds per minute and a range of 3,000m against air targets. This extends to 4,000m against ground targets. It is designed to provide day and night protection for infantry and armored regiments against low-flying aircraft, helicopters, cruise missiles and of course, dragons, in all weather conditions. He is a good friend.

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>bran takes throne but is actually the new night king

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ARYA DIES.

He made a zombie, then was given a literal hand of a zombie and its corpse. It would be lame if after all this time he does nothing

i dont care what happens as long as a bunch of people are upset after its over

Qyburn is smart but he's the kind of guy that would die from autoerotic asphyxiation

The thought of Danys blue painted barefoot feet slamming into the dirty streets of king's landing arouses the shit out of me.

>Yea Forums did this

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If everybody is upset, than nobody is

Where did they get all these people? One minute we are in the north and now boom Kingslanding. The time skipping in this shit has GOTten ridiculous.

Your Grace, I'd like to present to you our armories latest creation... The Zorg ZF-1. It's been designed as lightly as our smith's can allow and is fully adjustable to our soldier's preferred combat stance. It can also be broken down into four separate components to discourage forgeries and incantations, making it ideal for invasions or covert actions. Now a word regarding it's firepower. It house a self reloading, 3000 count valyrian steel pellet launcher capable of firing in rapid succession. It also contains a self-guiding, explosive tipped bolt launcher. A poisonous arrow launcher, which is considerably practical. The famous Lannister net cannon. The always efficient Wyldfire Sprayer, which I must confess is my personal favorite. And finally, something the artisans have told me is called The Ice Cube System.

Please do not inquire as to the function of the small crimson button.
Now somebody make us a shoop.

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Branilet question. Does Mellisandre want KL to burn or was she just doing her version of Queen Slay for Dani

GoT spam will last another month and then disappear forever.

>the main villain is the Night King!
>*sudden Arya backstab*
>Uuuh well that was anticlimactic the main villain is Daenerys!
>*sudden Jon backstab*
>Uh
>The main villain is life, monarchy, and politics peace out
>the end

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probably what happens

Cersei blows up Kings landing with everyone in it including Drogon

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They'll make spin offs though, so it'll come back eventually

>bran is crowned king
>ending scene is him opening his eyes and they are blue like a white walker
>screen cuts to black
Imagine the outrage

>Bran sits on the iron throne
>His eyes are closed
>suddenly he slowly, dramaticaly stands up
>open his eyes
>blue white walker's eyes

Jews hate monarchies so expect this.

>There aren't 10 foot giants
How tall is the mountain?

Even better twist
cercei defeats them with some rail gun laser guided green fire mini nuke invented by the old man meme. They don't even make it to the throne room

I've been expecting this for a while now. This show has become geared towards dismantling European traditions while masking it with dragons and dick jokes.

Since the series will bviously end with the destruction of the monarchy, what governmental system will replace it?

Democracy with Bran / John / Tyrion elected president?
Feudalism with the 7 kingdoms separating back into independent states again?
Republicanism with a senate of representatives from the different kingdoms?

Has someone been playing Ikit Claw?

barrys going to be fun

>monarchy
>european tradition
God, I hope you get gassed.

Fuck off Frog or commie Slav, you're not the real Europe.

>Fuck off Frog or commie Slav, you're not the real Europe.
And you're a subhuman that doesn't even know European history. Unironically get cancer and die along with the rest of your subhuman maggot relatives.

You mean Missandei. She probably hadn’t thought about it too much. She was about to be executed, she was angrat and afraid. My interpretation is it was basically “avenge me”. “Light these fuckers up, yo”. I’m down for it.

>It doesn't stretch back before the ice age therefore it's not a tradition
Retard.

>It doesn't stretch back before the ice age therefore it's not a tradition
Which is unironically why the God of Abraham is the one true God.

How are monarchies not a defining feature of European traditions you spacker?

Don't know what that is. I'll google it now

Holy shit i wish i had your imagination lol

>mfw i look at the top left

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wait is the next episode the last episode?

Why do people think Dany is dying in this episode, that's clearly not happening until episode 6

Dornish Caliphate

In the end John goes back north to rebuild the night watch and comes across Tormun and company and Ghost torn to pieces in a circle on the ground

Fade to black

My 4 years old prediction of Aya raping Gendy right before the battle came true and confirmed my theory that a Gendry costume and nerf war hammer is just the thing to get my hands on the tiny tight and tender Arya cosplayers

I will be Gendry Bonerathian the Hammer of the Hymens

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Kino

Only cuckolds and monarchs love monarchies, and I don't see a fucking crown on your head, mate.

what in tarnation!

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>Tyrion set to be executed, gets saved by Bronn, Varys and Jaime
>Jon vs Dany begins regarding how to handle KL and Cersei, Dany wants to burn them all, Jon wants diplomacy and turn the ppl against cersei. Their newfound antagonism comes to fruition in final episode.
>Arya infiltrates KL, stalks Cersei, witnesses Jaime kills Cersei, Euron kill Jaime
>Yara later kills Euron
>Clegane Bowl, hound dies

You can have the hideously tall red haired Sansa Sasquatch cosplayers

C I A
I
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i remember u and ur prediction.

>I will be doing genderswapped arya.

I'll be drunk and high and without sleep because I've been fucking all night.

arya has ridden many horses, likely her hymen was long gone way before that

HAHA BENIS :D

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Cersei introduces a progressive income tax and vat on non-food items

>Me Karl fookin Tanner...fucking the skull of Missandei of Naath

Arya comes to Gendry the night before the final battle and says she doesn't want to die as an anal virgin.

Then finger in bum.

> 79 minutes in, The Battle finally starts.

> Jon is promptly knocked out

> When he regains conscious, he sees the Fellowship of the Dragon gathered around him.

> Tyrion says, "Good to have you awake again --- your Majesty."

> Everyone kneels

> Goose the Space Cat moonwalks across the screen.

> Fade out

she deserves better ;_;

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The Iron Bank institutes a policy of quantitative easing to improve the Westros economy.

Game of Bums

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80-90'hours? unless youre a fireman, i would kill myself

this sadly seems plausible

i unironically want to fuck the fat one.

can someone post that image from reddit that includes leaks?

have sex

Jon, Sam, and Edd tag teaming against the NK would have been the greatest possible kino
>and D&D stole it from us to subvert our expectations

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who gives a shit? Iodine QT is back on Mondoy BOYE

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>suddenly euron shows up outta nowhere and sticks his finger in Jaime's bum

ftfy

>Negative, I have the gun. Good luck, Your Grace.

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Dr strange appears and reverses time to episode 1 and warns sean bean of his beheading. He has joffrey killed. Game of thrones marvel spin off show happens

Why does that look so odd? Why would the golden company come out of the city? WTF?

The night is short and full of terrible writing.

It already is

Two years, and that's the line they went with.

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more threads hidden/filtered, then last week

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire United States Marine Corps. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. What are you waiting for, come on, it's Christmas now. Is that too much to ask? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the SEALs. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.

"My friends, I have a terrible disease, and I'm going to kill you all. You think you are safe in this country. I will shit fury all over you, both inside and outside this country, and you are all going to die because of me. Make no mistake, I will shit you all to death, and I will not hesitate to use the full might of my army of digital goons against you. My task to you will be simple, prepare yourselves for what is about to transpire. One by one."

What did Stannis mean by this?

wait what the fuck is lannister's army positioned outside the fucking walls again

Gay Empire of Rickon and Dickon

>death are comming
>put your army outside because fuck you
>send dothraki niggers to die
>everybody except jaime brienne and the fat guy are killed in the last stand inside the courtyard.
>next day: "we still have half of our forces"
>go to KL
>Lannisters form outside the fuckin walls again

Everything is so stupid at this point...

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damn user you've got a wild imagination haha, that crazy sh*t would IMMEDIATELY redeem the show for me... bum bum finger poo lol

poo butt fuck fuck

I came here from reddit btw

stannis comeback

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how the fuck is dany going to take an extremely fortified position with less men thsn cersei? a dragon cant make up for that.

because the show writers realised that the "turn your brain off" audience is the majority of who now watch the show.

because once again dumb and dumber put the defending forces outside the walls to be killed somehow either by "muh dragoons" or by some forced asspull, leaving the city open for the good guys

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only amusing character left
I genuinely enjoy his scenes

no, I habe not read ze books

The Hound will kill The Mountain and then fuck Sansa.

I predict more ham-fisted illogical contrivances and general hackery

Screenshot this post

wow, you really went far out there.
surely this is too much for the fans to take

Was Davos' family killed? Why is he still fucking around with kings and queens?

His son was killed by Tyrion's green fire.

Don't tell me Jon magically appears next episode? Fuck sake. This teleportation is getting out of hand.

...

He's still got a wife and other kids

The attack begins, in the rain of balista arrows the bolde bitch gets killed but the dragon don't somehow.
Jon is out for revenge the woman he loves gets on the dragon and starts the masacre, as he was brought back to life without his consent and lost his bitch kamikazes ito the keep only to hit the green fire secretly stocked there.
Nuclear mushroom, most of heroes die in the blast
Some unimportant characters that nobody expect or love survive
Oh shit What are we going to do now?
Some one line try to be edgy/smart
The credits

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Nothing happens, they do nothing and save it all till the last episode

youtube.com/watch?v=uD0dulcy2Q4

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A white male as king? This will backfire so badly, I can't wait

Ah, the height of roastie feminist humor...

Have a rare one.

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>You didn't actshually think I died, did you Shansha?

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What wrong with Jon smile he always does this face

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Not really, in both the books and the show she's an awful character. When I read chapters I'm always left wondering if GRRM has ever actually spoken with a woman ever in his life.

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>bran is king
>is revealed that he was NK all along
>NK just wants peace and harmony
>mfw nk was the good guy
>mfw subversion
>mfw final scene is grrm explaining nk's tax policy

I’ve been wondering this since season 6. He hasn’t seen his wife in 7 years lmao

It's going to be underwhelming shite, some characters will die a pretty lame death.

Little finger comes back

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King's Landing falls
Unsullied go rampage because grey worm is DEY KILLED MUH WAIFU
Last dragon burns the fleet and Hawke- Euron because RAWRRR I AM DRAGON U KILL MUH BROTHER
Hound and Mountain kill each other because I WILL KILL MUH BROTHER VERY HYPE MUCH CLEGANEBOWL
Cersei dies with Jamie because I LUV MUH SISTER/BROTHER [cue banjos]
Dany kills Varys (and maybe Tyrion) and sacks King's Landing because I AM CRAZY, CRAZY LIKE A TARGARYEN
Jon kills Dany because OH NO I MUST STOP CRAZY LADY WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH SO DRAMA VERY PLOT MUCH DEEP WRITING

-fin- because who gives a fuck anymore

where did all those unsullied come from? they got swamped at winterfell and left behind on the far side of the fire trench.

the unsullied kinda forgot they existed

Hello dragon!
youtube.com/watch?v=mr3QSva89jo
Good bye dragon!

God King Bran who will rule for 10,000 years

Tomorrow? What about predictions when the series end?

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How the fuck did only half of them die up north. Grey Worm doomed like all of them when he pulled that lever in the battle

Well they managed to insert some feminist shit into Chernobyl, but at least they won't be mad enough to insert non-whites. yeah yeah implying russian steppe-niggers are white

basically pic related

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>dismantling European traditions
which is necessary because so many people crave monarchy? anyway, you got our (you), now run with it.

>but muh atheens!

So Cersei killed Missandei even though Qyburn was still in front of Dany & co. He's going to get killed. Why am I the only one to think about that ?

I actually mostly agree. What a non-Baratheon or Targe king would need is legitimacy more than anything. An all-seeing oracle of the old gods would probably be the best bet.

The last giant died at the BotB.

but everyone worships the seven

the old gods are heathens

How long will that last when other gods have actual magical representatives?
I never got how the LoL didn't have like a billion followers once her witches started running around performing miracles.

Ways to make it interesting:

>Dany is killed by Varys, so Drogon goes nuts
>Cersei gets killed by Euron with a dagger up the bum, who then proclaims himself king
>Hound chokes on a chicken bone and never makes it to KL
>Goblin tries the NK trick on Gregor but the dagger just gets stuck and he doesn't even flinch, then kills her

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I doubt that, your post is too based.

He's too cool to die, also they have dozens of ballistas and archers sitting on the wall.

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*BRAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAP*

Imagine if this was how the show ended. Imagine episode 3 didn't happen and this happened instead.

>the long night begins and the battle against the dead
>the episode has just as dark lighting as the real one
>the battle rages and some main characters dies but no conclusion yet and no dead night king
>next episode, even darker lighting
>the battle continues and they make some headway and manage to beat back the undead a bit
>end of the episode it all crumbles and they get overwhelmed
>last episode is even darker and gets progressively darker as the battle rages on
>as the last episode closes to an end there is no victory in sight
>eventually its completely black with just screams and undead roars, you cant see anything
>completely black screen as all noise fades away
>credits, no music

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> Miller High Life

What, is PBR not ironic enough anymore?

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They already planning the escape from the angry mob of feminist whales when they kill KellyC

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They'll hang out with Rian Johnson and succumb to a batch of bad drugs. Watch the news, it's gonna happen.

It took me about 30 seconds to get KellyC. But I got it. I fucking got it!

Reminder that the leaker leaked real episodes 1-4 stuff with fake 5 & 6 stuff to throw us off.

They're going to have a sex change and move to the Bahamas.

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>Bonerathian
Gave me a giggle m8

except King David

>what is a rearguard

Did you not see a bunch of them retreating into the castle whilst the rearguard held the swarm back?

Better question is how did so many survive when the inside of the castle literally showed about 5 people fighting.

Well its a battle episode so we will probably see some ridiculously bad battle tactics compiled with cringe battle formations for the sake of making spectacle and shocking normies...

Why cant they do battle right, Lotr did it, kindom of heaven did it, but GoT has to be full retard on this why?

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They barricaded themselves into a room behind a mountain of corpses.

Ham fisted narrative and super cringey dialogue.

>Tyrion explodes the reactor
>Dany is in denial, sends Varys up to the roof to look into the core
>jon gets 20 years in prison, jacks off into a tissue

dario will bring elephants to fight cersei

New total war warhammer DLC that broke the game by letting you shoot green shit across the map and use nukes.
It's pretty great.

I believe every fucking leak I read no matter how fucking rediculous

The writing is clownshoes

>spearmen forming a shield wall against charging cavalry
>bad battle tactics

You're in shock

Rock in the pool
So nice and cool
So juicy sweet!
Now we wish
To catch a fish
So juicy sweet!

If 2 rows of sprearmen can stop a cavarly charge makes you wonder why people would bother to invent pikes

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>God of Abraham
>Shitting on monarchy and European traditions
You're showing too much of your hand.

Why didn't they just use archers against pikes and then flank them with cavalry should the pies advance on the archers?

I've been consistently irritated that they don't use pikes in the show. It's established that the setting is based off of the late middle ages but they are still using essentially iron age battle tactics.

warfare is ultimately numbers game, nobody could stop Romans on the open field, first defeats they suffered were 500 years later when people stopped mindlessly charging their columns and avoid fighting superior enemy on their terms.

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Horse archers, basically.

Thank god for Bessie!

They are not interested in logic or history, just spectacles. They are making it for the common denominator who couldnt care less about it.

Even in Hobbit they had some sense of troop defensive formation and how to stop charging enemy.

But these movie too was a victim of "lets make illogical spectacle for the sake of it" when elves would jump over it and got themselvs between hammer and the anvil 5 seconds latter for no reason other than, "LETS INSERT SOMETHING COOL xD"

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"Lord Greyjoy, I am honored to present to you my latest invention. No longer shall you fear the Usurper's Eastern fleets."

"Project 949A, or as I call it, the "Oscar," is a nuclear powered attack submarine. Completely undetectable by conventional vessels. Our main production model is more than one and a half jousting fields long (154 meters), and displaces 12,500 tons while surfaced. The Oscar’s primary purpose is to serve as a firing platform for twenty-four P-700 Granit missiles. The ten-meter long cruise missiles weigh almost eight tons each, and can be launched from underwater at surface targets nearly four hundred miles away. The missiles boost from their launch tubes using a rocket motor before switching to a ramjet to cruise at speeds as high as Mach 2.5, depending on altitude. They are guided to the target by a satellite system, which the Oscar can link with via an antenna. The Usurper's dragons will be hopeless against such firepower.
In addition to its four regular 533-millimeter tubes that can fire RPK-2 “Starfish” anti-submarine missiles, it has two 650-millimeter tubes that can fire extra-large SS-N-16 Stallion missiles, which can strike targets as far as sixty-three miles away. Both rocket-powered missiles can deploy either conventional torpedoes or nuclear depth charges. With the Oscar, my Lord, I assure you total naval supremacy."

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>parley
>Cersei whispers to someone
>eventually see runners moving along the wall
>parley keeps going
>mountain does a leonidas kick instead of chopping off missandei's head
>same time all the ballistae line up and shoot a volley at the grounded dragon
>easy pickings
>now can safely wait it out behind the walls
too bad it didn't happen and there'll be a bunch of retarded shit happening
also probably muh tunnels/secret entrances

Army abandons extremely useful advantage by leaving their amazing castle that would mean their 100% victory so they can fight in an open field where they lose

is sophie next to her?

That's not true, Carthage basically kept owning them by weakening their own line because the idiot Romans kept falling for Pincer maneuvers.

Did you write this from memory? Because it sucks ass and you butchered the fuck out of it

if you are not sure about your own statement why bother to put racist shit in first place?

Meh horse archery was invented by people of the steppes (Huns Mongols) and its purpose were to harass the enemy, the main idea of it that their only weakness were enemy archers, running them down with horses would be a waste since they are lighter than shock cavalry and they lacked precision that cant be achieved while being bumped on the horseback to aim into shield gaps.

They were never used to tackle formations directly because this would expose them to enemy fire, Their purpose was to harras backline and make enemy buckle and make gaps so they can be easily charged and broken

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Send this man to the infirmary

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>nobody could stop Romans on the open field, first defeats they suffered were 500 years later
R*mman boi, pls

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Everything you expect to happen will happen. Then retarded normalfags will scream in shock when it all comes to fruition

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I don't get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4y6agtVxWi8

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someone's goes poopy poo

Parthia was ultimaly Roman client state, no empire cant fight the wolrd and Rome was the world until it destroyed itself, their military system was a pefection since they implemented the rule that you are nobody and cant have any job that mattered until you did a service in the Legion, for a lowly public office title you had to serve 10 years as an equities,

Fuck off with that Soviet/Russian crap.

>credits finish
>cuts to boys play-fighting as their favourite knights
>it's clear some years have passed as it's summer again
>slowly pans out to reveal a street full of random peasants
>talking about daily business
>you get the sense they don't even know what King's Landing is let-alone who sits on the throne
>camera keeps zooming out, generic agriculture and industry noises of this small town
>keeps zooming out as it goes into the credit sequence style map as the theme music plays in

Monarchies are cucked

That was before Rome had professional army, after that they realized they cant relly on conscripts anymore and they had Marian reforms, what happend to Carthage then?

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Who is this?

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I read this in his voice.

Thats actually a pretty neat idea
shame we'd never get something unexpected like this

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>Predictions for tomorrow?
GoT threads don't slow down at all and continue on at this pace for the rest of the summer, and don't really slow down until after the New Year.

Are you retarded? Romans lost tons of battles.
Dacians, jews, middle eastern kingdoms etc.

>Cercei than removes mask, revealing Jami
>Euron pulls out
>"NANI"
>Jamie stabs Euron in the balls
>"Dracarys"
>Jamie sits on the iron throne
>eyes glow blue
>"You keep what you kill"
>winks

lmao, are suggesting to grrm to, unironically, have sex?

Its not the fire that kills you, its the smoke that makes you cough

>Parthia was ultimaly Roman client state
Seething

Absolute kino film

Bow down barbarians!

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>t. roastie critique

Pay tribute

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