Whats next for Dan Bilzerians acting career??

Imagine having tons of money and no friends, so you throw money at people to pretend to be your friend

trust fund babby that's only famous because of daddy's money, he's also Armenian

>no friends

Dan is friends with based Mel Gibson who has 3x more money. You are fucking delusional if you think that Dan isn't /our/guy.

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He should just stop trying to be an actor. Dude is living a dream life for most men already.

is he even trying though? he paid for a cameo in that mark wahlberg movie and what else?

sure thing Dan!

I guess tried would have been a better word. I think he's not trying anymore because he saw how easily they can fuck him.

hahahaha this faggot got kicked out of the seals for what he said was "beating up an instructor" but an actual seal chimed in and said a. thats what everyone claims but its always bullshit and b. he was dismissed after completing training because of a "weapons range safety violation" which he said was code for the seals thought he was a massive faggot and even though he completed training they made up a reason to kick him out lmao

Buying a small role in a shit tier movie as an unknown soldier with one unremarkable line causing people to google "who was X soldier in gay movie i just saw" because where do i know that guy from followed by an audible "oh yea, dan blitzerwhateverthefuck" and then a quick stop at micky D's for a 20 piece nuggies.

the Game of Thrones prequel series

lol i remember during the vegas shooting he ran up on a cop with a rifle, and was like "come on man let me get a shot im dan blizerian" and the cop was like "get out of here idk who you are"

they got a 2 for $5 right now famalam. ima get a royale with cheese and 10 piece nuggers :)

>getting this triggered by some random rich playboy

pretty pathetic desu

that cop was a fucking faggot though

doesnt matter. entitled idiot thinks a cops gonna let him shoot his rifle during a terror attack wtf lol

Aren't they in some foreign stem cell clinic in this pic? I would think that Mel would be against that sort of thing, but I might just not be up to date on stem cell tech.

im pretty sure every interaction with dan involves the other person going "get out of here idk who you are", hes probably been at his own birthday parties before and heard that

shoo shoo dan let law enforcement do their job

Why are Armenians so degenerate?

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This guy is annoying because he's obnoxious and we can't criticize him for it because having a ton of money and banging high(er) class prostitutes obviously fucking rules and we just come off as jealous.

>cops should give their weapons to random people who ask during active shooter situations

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there's non-baby killing ways of making stem cells nowadays fyi

Hopefully internment in an Ottoman concentration camp. Goddamn I wish all those armo fucks had been wiped out. No one can convince me otherwise in my opinion that the world would have been a better place if the Turks had finished the job.

So I wasn't up to date. Thank you.

youre welcome :)

a manlet. he's like 5'6"

Nothing, he's moving into the cannabis space to sucker other people.

50$ He pitches his story to Netflix and they relive his life including the Netflix documentary about Fyre Festival

>Because of his lavish lifestyle and heavy drug abuse, Bilzerian reportedly suffered two heart attacks before the age of 32
lmao

Has anyone who shapes their beard ever not been a massive copelord?

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Hopefully a heart attack

When are beards going to go back out of style? Shit's lame.

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>ITT: Virgin incels getting triggered by some manlet douche millionaire that fucks escorts

Like pottery

When female start finding boys more attractive than men (see never)

In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards.