Because I refuse to watch this click bait shit:

this
the 2nd fixes most problems
you're fucked against Freddy though, but then again pretty much everyone is.

"No!"

Call in the boys

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>grab freddy out of dream world
>restrain, not kill him with group of friends
>ensure he can't kill himself
>call police department who are very likely aware of freddy's shenanigans
Can't be reborn if you aren't killed.

The answer to both Jason and Myers is park a large car or truck on his chest and if need be cut head off after

Just shoot him in the head. He's literally a normal guy, albeit with tard strength.

Why not just shoot him or grab a chainsaw/long sword and cut him up? doubt he could do shit against someone with a bigger knife then him

shoot him center mass with a high powered shotgun then continue to shoot at his head and torso until he's nothing more than a puddle

That wouldnt kill him

alright you’re gonna need a bunch of spiders to make a lot of silk, a bunch of marbles, and a bamboo spike pit. First, cover the stairs (you’ll need stairs) with the silk to slow him down when he’s chasing you up them. Next, pour out the box (or bucket) of marbles while he’s walkimg up the stairs so he trips. Make sure the bamboo spike pit is at the bottom of the stairs and he lands in it. If it fails just try again

I would just trap him in a pit, and leave him.

This would work for 90% of slow walking serial killers that cant die.

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He never dies so maybe just dismemberment and hoping he doesn't have some ace in the hole up his sleeve for when he gets mangled like how Jason just takes over someone else's body.

I can't believe I've seen and enjoyed all of these 80s B horror movies, I have such shit taste.

I love it. Throw in some paint cans tied to strings and it's bulletproof.

1) Wear a "light suit" so he can't creep up on me from the shadows
2) Strap my long sword to my hip since guns are ineffective
3) Hack n slash

>you're fucked against Freddy though
Bullshit. I mastered lucid dreaming in grade school. Every dream I have now is the worlds greatest sandbox game. Freddy will have to play by my rules and since he's undead he will take bonus damage from my dreamworld paladin self.

He's a man, not a wendigo.

>I mastered lucid dreaming in grade school. Every dream I have now is the worlds greatest sandbox game

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Trap him in a magic lamp

seething linear dreamer detected

>you're retarded for not believing in my made up bullshit

give him the ol hisashi ouchi special, ie extreme exposure to radiation

I would suspend him from a roof using my crane powered rope trap and then try to remove his mask.

Beat him with a stick

Do you think lucid dreaming is astral projection or something? It's literally just being able to control your dream. Nothing magical or mystical about it.

>muh false equivalency

Tell him to fuck off.

Suck him off

Call him an incel and tell him to have sex.

this would probably be the most likely thing to kill him tbqhwy

Literally just shoot him. A lot

I don't lucid dream always, but even my normal dream self is insanely powerful and unbeatable in fights, and has mastered save states which he can reload from multiple time lines. I don't even need to lucid dream because it just does it automatically.
The last dream I can remember was a plot where I had to prevent a character from turning evil and wasn't going to kill him because he was still technically a good guy, and I don't kill good guys. It showed the limits to my save state ability because no matter how often I'd travel back in time I couldn't figure out a way to prevent him from turning evil. This plot was never resolved because I woke up.

I wouldn't. I would just run away at the first sighting at him. He doesn't even target people, he just kills the people who happen to be in his way

Walk away at a brisk pace?

holy shit, you guys are fucking retarded

>tfw was the badguy in one of my dreams
Gave myself DBZ powers and started blowing up cars on the interstate with some buddies. Then one of our friends who legit tried turning Super Saiyan in a mirror like those meme videos showed up and trounced us with his Broly-like berserk Super Saiyan powers. Only time I lost a fight innadream.
dreamlet is still seething

lock him down and get him hooked to heroin then release the motherfucker

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lost
fucking checked 'n' kekd

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dibs on this guy

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Michael can run, have you seen Halloween 6?

age is a motherfucker though

Shoot him and drive away
The only reason he ever kills anyone is because they either
>Don't know he's there
>Don't know he's immortal
>Are trapped in an enclosed space for some reason
>All of the above
He's just a crazy guy with a knife, and depending on the movie he doesn't actually have a target that he goes after, he just likes to murder. If you can incapacitate him for a few seconds and leave, you're in the clear

a bigger knife or weapon would not help

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lol, why didn't she run away when he was killing the guy?

So you're saying what he recommended won't stop Myers?

easy peazy lick some cheezy
>hire a nigger to pick some cotton
>after that delay for 02 days until the sun is almost set
>go for the other war around and wait yourself
>Turn off any scapegoat matter
>Kill Michael Mayers and throw him in a vat full of corrosive acid
>he's imortal and can't die so boo boos will never end
>Released cacophony could feel millions

But Hey, it's just a theory
A FILM THEORY!!!

Thanks for watching.
*trailler for FNAF 13

tatical nuke straight to the face

Round up some friends and do what the gang did to Murphy in Robocop. Overcome whatever serial killer endurance he has through sheer volume of firepower. Then cremate the remains and give him a proper burial to avoid some contrived 'Ghost Micheal' sequel shit.
Nuke him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Not really practical.

How would you shot it? It requires mroe

To everyone suggesting shooting him to a pulp:
How would know it's him though? What if he swapped costumes with someone or someone wore something similar, like in 2,4 and 6?

Trap him in the gender spectrum.

He canonically died in 2. They blew him the fuck up.

They didn't want to make another sloppy slasher cash grab but the studio execs like money and keep making garbage.

Based and dreampilled

I hate 2 for introducing the bullshit sister angle, I'm glad they erased it in the new timeline
Like if you retroactively say "oh uh he wanted to kill you specifically the whole time because you're his sister" you need to explain why he bullshitted around with randos across the street the whole night

Hit him with a car repeatedly

Someone post sneed edit

Lava moat

How do we know they won’t kill him?
I’m not big on Freddy lore but are we sure he’s not black under that charred skin?

Have you never had a lucid dream?
In fact, everything with Freddy is bullshit. Dreams are way more whacky of a concept than we portray them. It’s literally just your brain having unconnected thoughts that it tries to piece together, and then retrospectively fills in the blanks to make something more stable when you “remember” them.
Nightmare on Elm street is still a really cool idea though

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>caring about the sequels to halloween other than 3

Woodchipper

This
The thing is though that people “lucid dream” way more often than they think. As a term we associate lucid dreaming with controlling the dream but it is more about realizing and going along with the fact that you’re in a dream. People who “control” their dreams aren’t actually truly in control or creating a sandbox world or whatever but are just steering their thoughts. I’ve only done that a few times at random and it’s been a lot of fun, but there’s a lot of people who act like it’s something it’s not. 9/10 times I realize I’m dreaming I just wake up. There’s no “dreamworld” you control, there’s just varying degrees of internal realization that you are asleep. The amount of times I’ve cut university anxiety dreams short by remembering that I haven’t been to school in 5 years is crazy.

All in all, not sure where I’m going here, but tipsy after a night with some friends. Lucid dreaming exists and it is partially what people make it out to be but there’s a lot of faggots that want it to be more mystical than it is or feels some crazy spiritual connection just because they can steer their thoughts. I’d rape Freddy

Dude I was so stoked for the new one just based on the premise of a competent protagonist in a horror movie arming up and fighting against THE boogeyman of slasher films and it was the most disappointing thing I’ve seen in a while.
I’m glad Carpenter didn’t direct, frankly.

I’d shoot him in the fucking head. Not much that can take 12ga, and he is human after all. I doubt the mask is gonna do much to prevent a solid shot

Lure him into a volcano, then trigger the volcano activity to blast him into space.

imagine dying and the last thing you see is Tony Stark's obese twin brother smirking at you as he cocks his shotgun

I love how few horror films that deal with slashers take place in the American south.
If anything the horror films we get in the south are either spooky animals or city v country shit like wrong turn and chainsaw massacre.

In the case of city v country there’s an implication that the country is stronger, and in the mister animal jaws ripoffs it’s just an indestructible animal.

Mike Meyers wouldn’t last a day in South Carolina. And I say that as a liberal Jew Yorker. You can’t make slasher films that take place in a state where everyone is armed to the teeth watching the sky for black helicopters flying over their compounds.

Yikes

They killed him in the most recent sequel-reboot. Until the camera cut away and then cut back and he wasn't there. But he couldn't escape where he was anyway so he's dead as far as I am concerned.

Call him antisemitic

It sounds like a solid plan, but riddle me this: what would happen if he went to sleep? Would he be back in his dream state?

That didn't kill him in 4

Ask him to make a Wayne's World 3.

Put him in a freezer
Then break him into pieces
Then take all that and throw it into lava
Then grab all the lava and throw it in the sea
And I guess that's all

I like the way you think

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