Give me your pitch for cinematic universe

Because you're fat...

Fastfood mascot cinematic universe.

I don't get it

aubrey kate > natalie mars

>been a loser all my life
>finally get a good job with authority, some confidence, etc
>girls seem to flock to me now
>but the sex is always just okay, have to force myself to finish
>meanwhile fapping to trannies takes like 30 seconds and feels even better

Modern male problems cinematic universe when

Cunny Cinematic Universe.

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WRONG

*vaginal

>theyve never done a seen together

fuckkk

underrated

lol her pussy is so weird haha wow how strange

what's wrong with her dick?

>Missile launchers haunt ya in your nightmares
>It ain't quite fair, little tykes ain't prepared
>They got your wife naked bare in the subway for some thug play

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This but all the girls have dicks

That's the universe we're in right now. Is this gonna be a series of documentaries?

what the fuck, that’s a dude? I just fucking saved his wendy pics on to my computer

>Fastfood mascot cinematic universe.

This.

Fag

The gay cunt discord mod leaves this thread up.

Seething hetero faggot

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who is she?
I'd pound her pusy and get her pregnant

Girls like the one in front shouldn't be allowed to exist. It should be illegal to make an underage girl look like that and take a picture of her

Tough call. It would require the marrying of many different franchises. That's not easy to do. But I guess I'd like that Gorillaz/Powerpuff Girls. Throw in whatever other material they got.

Gentle femdom cinematic universe where gender roles are switched. All superheroes, police and military are sexy girls. No feminism, just fetish fuel.

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For me, it's Lianna

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what why?

god i wish that were me

Twink Cinematic Universe
It's just all twink actors being sluts and showing their holes

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can't fap to traps unless they have a girly voice

>she
>pussy
>pregnant
Mate, I...

The softboy epidemic

god i wish that nigger loving skank would die of aids already

just fuck trannies then dumbass

I know, how can a man live on with the knowledge that a girl like that exists and is completely out of his grasp?

Steven King cinematic universe.

It doesn't even really need to be a tight one. I just can't believe they had a Dark Tower movie come out right around the same time as an IT remake and didn't at all have themes crossover. Absolutely wasted potential.

Kill yourself faggot scum

Is it gay if I want to be barebacked by a shemale with a massive cock Cinematic Universe.

kek

people actually watch porn with sound on?

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Kill yourself faggot scum

Kill yourself aids kike poster

*ahem*

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Kill yourself queer enabler

Those of us that don't live with our parents, sure.

Have sex

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Natalie has never appeared with a single black male in a scene.

GIVE ME WINONA

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who is the evil mastermind, daddy?

A movie for each of the 13 clans, with a final movie dedicated to Gehenna

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VR?

What the fuck?

Who is thus cutiepie?

What's her name bros?

name of this beautiful woman? note that I said woman, please

Just lock your door and put on headphones.
If the PC isn't in your room, then it's time to buy your own, champ. And if you share a room, then it's time to plan how you're going to move out.

The guys voice in straight porn always ruins it for me

rollin

...

Warhammer 40,000 Cinematic Universe.
First movie is Guardsmen movie which takes you from the depths of a Hive City to battlefields involving billions culminating in a Space Marine assault saving the day.
You'd follow this guardsman as he fights various xenos in other movies and grows in rank, getting new equipment and what not.
Alongside this series you'll have a cheaper series based on the Eisenhorn novels with all that inquisitor shit.

Kill yourself faggot scum

Musician cinematic universe. The biopics could be a set up for crossovers, and we'll see Varg and Freddie Mercury beating the shit out of each other

Milk and cheese fighting against evil almond and söÿ-curd.

Every time some Cuck posits a Warhammer movie focusing on IG I shit myself in fury. I'd say leave the hobby but thinking IG aren't less then the most meaningless and uninteresting thing about that world means you aren't even into 40k.

Bet you'd want a Metroid movie where Samus cracks-wise and has a furry animal companion.

People pick Imperial Guard for the movies because they're CHEAPER to do.
Plus you get across how terrifyingly strong Xenos are and that makes Space Muhrines look better.
Better for a first movie.

Top left is the only attractive one, all the rest are repulsive or manlets.

Looney Toons cinematic universe.
The entire theme of the universe goes back to the idea of peak Looney Toons and what they did in the original cartoons. It fully embraces the zaninous and offensiveness from the old.
Like irony, parody, and satire. It takes shots at almost everything from pop culture, politics, lifestyles, etc. It's all in good fun though.

Stylistically, the movies will be a live action/animation hybrid like Roger Rabbit, which the film takes a great deal of inspiration from. Characters designs are based on their most popular incarnation. But the toons can change tgeir own artstyle on the fly, usually based on their mood.

Cont. in next post.

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>implying manlets aren't the cutest

A Warcraft universe could be done and done well.

Done right could be good

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Starts with a Bugs Bunny movie. Story takes place in current year. (Yes he comes a portal into the real world.) With him coming to terms that the wider public thinks he's outdated. He's fully aware of all of his media appearances since his inception. At first he doesn't believe that world has forgotten why they dell in love with him, but it becomes apparent that the world would rather go see a certain mouse and has forgotten about him. He does various things to get people's attention, and even does his own superhero blockbuster. Scene takes the piss out of current capeshit tropes. (Super Rabbit cameo) It's shot in the style of Zack Snyder, but is clearly based on the MCU. Again, it doesn't gross as much as a certain superhero team up and is considered a flop. Bugs loses faith in himself as an animation icon, and retires. The rest of the film is about Bugs and a secondary rediscovering what made him a special character in the first place and improving himself.

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The other two other than Holland are just gross, I don't get the fascination.

Chalamet is rat-like and creepy-looking but Miller is handsome, he has alpha canthal tilt eyes and sharp striking features while also being manly/hairy and having a fit body

Probably something video game related will be the next shot at it. Like a Nintendo cinematic universe in an attempt to cash in on the twitch/streamer shit.

Kill yourself faggot scum

Titcow Cinematic Universe.

Cast only actresses from this list imdb.com/list/ls073294265/?ref_=rltls_73 and make a show or movie based around their titties and how a chosen few womens' tits expand on the night of a comet passing overhead and give them superpowers. Just take a bunch of Public Domain superheroes and use them for the characters. Pic related can be the Nick Fury and recruit the rest of the titcows.

Or set it in Medieval times and ripoff Game of Thrones, who cares, I just want to see more titfus represented in movies.

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And then aliens steal the talent of Steph Curry, James Harden, and Lebron James and he enlists the help of Kobe Bryant to win it back in a game of basketball.

THEM TITTIES. But that face...

BUT THEM TITTIES.

What's wrong with the face?
Her sons will be gigachads.

Next film is a Daffy Duck action movie, still in the sane style as the previous, but based on the Duck Dodgers cartoon. Co-starring Porky. Main villain is Marvin the Martian. Martian Queen is in the film. By the end of the film Daffy retires the Duck Dodgers persona in favor of rediscovering his roots as a zanny character instead of this stoic action hero.

The next film is a Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck crossover. Daffy wants to get back in touch with his old self, and Bugs thinks unironically thinks making this movie would help. And it's a classic Looney Tunes plot. Bugs and Daffy get lost in some forsest and it's survival kind of thing. Bugs is having no problem adapting because he has embraced his zanniness, but Daffy is failing at every corner. There's a band of hunters and hollywood execs on their trail, both trying to hunt to them down for essentially money. but they don't know which is which so they fuck with both. There's a joke where the poachers have them captured and they try and value both Daffy and Bugs. But they also have captured a ceratin mouse. And the mouse is considered to be worth more than both combined. It even includes the "Duck Season" and "Rabbit Season" bit. Main antagonist is Elmer Fudd, with secondary antagonist being Taz who serves as the more convincing threat, but he eventually teams up with Bugs and Daffy. This entry plays a typical movie though.

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Janny Cinematic Universe

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This would be in the montage where Bugs tries to win the public back. It's him at his most desperate.

That already exists friend

>gigachads
shut the fuck up gay cunt

What's gay about wanting your son to be a chad?

>tfw no high-fantasy steampunk cinematic universe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why not delete the thread?

Mythverse with Kratos as their Thanos

Because in this day and age it's more likely that you will have a daughter who will get railed and take another man's name. You will never have a son to pass your bloodline on to.

Its under the protection of the discord tranny alliance

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It's not fair bros

Oddly specific situation there, tough guy. Got something you want to admit?

> There's a band of hunters and hollywood execs on their trail, both trying to hunt to them down for essentially money.

There's a meta narrative here

>tough guy
how fucking feminised are you?

Greek Heroic Age.

Phase 1: Origins of the Greek Gods, the Titan-Olympian wars.
Phase 2: Perseus, Theseus, Calydonian Boar Hunt. Perseus and Theseus might get more than 1 movie.
Phase 3: Hercules (gets probably 2-3 movies) and the Argonauts.
Phase 4: There's Oedipus and the 7 against Thebes but see followup note.
Phase 5: Iliad. Trojan war is 2 movies (1st is leadup to death of Patroclus or Hektor, 2nd is to the fall of troy).
Phase 6: Aftermath. The Odyssey, Aeneid, Heraclidae and the aftermath for those who returned (Orestes and Electra and such). Odyssey or Aeneid could easily be split into 2 movies.

The continuity of the Gods provides a constant fixture to solve concerns of the audience not liking how until you get to the Iliad characters don't stick around (perseus is gone after Phase 2, Hercules is gone after phase 3). So the real star-power and big-budget salaries would be targeted to the Gods themselves. Aesthetics would be more of that exotic bronze age feel than just lol classical greece.

Now that I look at it you can have phase 5 just be the Iliad & aftermath so about 4 or 5 movies (War part 1 and 2, Orestes/Electra, Odyssey. Heracleidae too I guess).

Fuck off reddit nigger

All female fantastic four, Leslie Jones can play the rock

I'd fund this if Brie Larson was the lead.

Fox Animation
The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, American Dad, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Formerly Guy, Allen Gregory, The PJs, etc.