cunt punt edition
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Ian Powell
Michael Diaz
Menwhile EVERYONE loves based Jon. The wildlings, the northmen, even the fucking Vale. They all follow him. Dany on the other hand? No one likes her. She's a cunt. She has no personality. She has no friends. And yet she still has the audacity to talk shit about Jon. He's the only person who even genuinely likes you, you stupid whore.
I genuinely hope not only Dany, but Emilia Clarke herself, dies an extremely painful death. How based would it be to turn on the news one day and hear Emilia Clarke burned alive in her house. No Kit Harington to save her. I bet Kit hates that bitch. He only likes her because he gets paid for it. Jon could do leagues better. She hit the wall 5 years ago. Jon's just entering his prime. Stupid bitch thinks she can be picky with men when she's got the face of an AARP member. Fuck you whore.
I reiterate, fuck Dany, fuck Danyfags, fuck Emilia Clarke, fuck all roasties, and fuck anyone who doubts based Jon
James Harris
STOP THE BELLS JON!! STOP THE BELLS OHHH I HATE THEM I HATE THEM STOP THE BELLS JON JONNNN MAKE THE BELLS STOPPP ARRHGGG *SCRUNCHES UP FACE IN ANGER AND SQUINTS EYES* ARRHHGG GOD I HATE THE BELLY WELLIES STOP IT STOP IT MAKE THE JINGLE JANGLE STOP. I DON'T LIKE THE JINGLY JANGLY ANYMORE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. BELLS BELLS GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY! I HATE THE BELLS! THE BELLS MAKE THE NOISEY WOISEY WHICH MAKES MY EARIES DO THE HURTY WURTIES. I HATE BELLS BELLS BELLS!!! AHHHHHHH! JON PLEASE STOP THE BELLS! THAT'S IT!!!! THAT'S IT!! DrongLong. DrongLong. DRONGLONG. *rings her own smaller bell to summon DrongLong* AHHH I HATE THIS SMALLER BELL BUT IT'S NESSESARY TO SUMMON DrongLong. AHHHH MAKE THE BELLS STOP!!! I HATE IT HATE IT I HATE IT!! DrongLong, WE'RE GOING TO STOP THE BELLS BECAUSE I HATE THEM IT HURTS!!! IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HURTS!!! I HATE IT. I HATE THOSE BELLS AHHHH STOP, STOP STOP STOP STOP MAKE THE BELLS STOP. DrongLong I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE BELLS STOP PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP. ANYTHING, BURN IT, STOMP IT, EAT IT, CRUSH IT, MAKE THE BELLIES THAT MAKE THE SOUNDIES DO THE NO NOISE DANCE. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE DrongLong PLEASE. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING I HATE IT I HATE IT HATE IT HATEHATEHATE IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO MORE BELLS. NO MORE BELLS. NO MORE BELLS FOR ME. BREAKER OF CHAINS? MORE LIKE CAN WE PLEASE BREAK THOSE BELLS? PLEASE? DrongLong DO ME THIS LAST ACT OF SERVICE, EVEN IF YOU DIE, JUST PLEASE MAKE THE BELLS THAT MAKE THE SOUND OF HELLS STOPPY WOPPY. PLEASE. PLEASE NO MORE BELLS. NO. MORE. BELLS. BELLS. BELLS. BELLS. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cut to credits*
AND WHO... ARE YOU
Gavin Jenkins
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
Luke Peterson
NO RIGHT WING POLITICS OR SJW FALSE FLAGGING THIS THREAD
FUCK OFF ALT-RIGHT TRUMP SUPPORTERS - NO BODY LIKES YOU
Blake Wood
T A L L E R
Joshua Harris
CERSEI
yes dude
KILL THE DRAGON. LOOK AT ME. KILL THE DRAGON. SHES LITTERALLY GETTING ON IT, AS WE SPEAK. SHE LITTERALLY GETTING ON IT-- LETS LITT-- CERSEI. KILL THE DRAGON NOW. PLEASE. KILL IT. ORDER THE MEN TO FIRE -- SHES FLYING AT US. CERSEI. SHE IS FLYING THE FUCKING DRAGON AT-- CERSEI.
nobody fire
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-- WHY? OH FUCK. OH FUCK OH CHRIST IT FLEW OVER-- SHES LITTERALLY BURNING DOWN KINGS LANDING. CERSEI. FIRE NOW. SURELY, FIRE NOW. FIRE THE BALLISTAS, THE LITTERAL WALL OF THEM, AT THE DRAGON-- SHE'S KILLING THE CHILDREN
nobody fire
WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU DUMB CUNT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. SHE IS LITTERAL--
*the screams of children burning alive are heard*
SHES LEGIT-- NO, LOOK AT ME, LEGIT, SHE JUST GOING TO SPECIFIC NURSERIES IN KINGS LANDING, JUST THE NURSERIES AND BURNING THEM DOWN. FIRE NOW, WE NEED TO FIRE IT RIGHT NOW
ok fine fire
THANK YOU
on the small army of unsullied
WHAT THE FUC-- NO. FUCK THE UNSULLIED, NO-- THE DRAGON-- CERSEI. THE DRAGON. CERSEI. THE FUCKING DRAGON, IT'S KILLING EVERYBODY, SHES LITTERALLY KILLING EVERYBODY, THERE COULDN'T BE MORE DEATH. THERE COULDN'T BE MORE DEATH THAN WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. KINGS LANDING IS ON ACTUAL FIRE. THATS IT, SOLDIERS, FIRE ON THE DRAGON
we don't fire unless cersei tells us
kek based
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BASED? YOU BLONDE CUNT YOU DU-- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BASED? THEY'RE-- SHES KILLING EVERYBODY, SHES LITTERALLY AS WE SPEAK, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
*cersei pulls out a giant cup from starbucks, takes a sip* yummy yummy, makes me tummy do the funny funny tingle feelings
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
you want some dude?
...CERSEI
*game of throne theme starts playing*
Hudson Carter
In the ultimate subversion will it turn out that there is no final episode and instead there's an hour long video of Dabid struggling to take a shit before wiping his ass with pages of the Winds of Winter manuscript?
Gabriel Clark
>*ting ting ting*
Ah yes yes, thank you very much for attending this gala gentleman, I do very much hope you've had an exquisite time
>yes yes, we have, we have!
Ah, very good, glad to hear. Now before you leave I'd just like to say a few words to all of you, the coughposters and the Stannischads, the Jamiefags and Radmureposters and Qyburnanons, to every single one of you esteemed /got/bros I'd like to say
>*AHEM*
FUCK Dany
Fuck trannies
and FUCK jannies
Jayden Reyes
BASED