*dabs on Thanos*
*dabs on Thanos*
William Nguyen
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtube.com
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Andrew Baker
That's not how lasers work.
Henry Green
Those aren't lasers.
>Darkseid gets his power from an energy called the Omega Effect. This energy allows him to emit Omega Beams which are powerful bio-electric energy beams that can be concentrated, and fired from his eyes which can lock into a target to ensure it never misses and disintegrate a selected target, however anything Darkseid destroys with them can be recreated with a thought.
Kevin Stewart
Kek. besides beating DC to the punch with Darkseid, they just announced they're kicking off the multiverse in the next Spidey flick! blahahhahaaa!!!
STOLEN RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER FLASHPOINT!!! boy that's gotta hurt!! I wish DC had more good ideas to steal, but looks like they only had the two.
Brayden Young
Why are his lasers zigzaggy? Its like he has tourette's
Jose Myers
>"Hee hee haw haw haw...Pathetic minds that consider themselves important. Ha ha ha..."
Kevin Torres
DC has already done the Multiverse
also
>time travel plot stolen from BvS
Lucas Foster
That's why I love being a Marvelchad, we do everything first, and we do it better - we just keep winning!
Michael Rogers
>He actually thinks Mysterio is from another universe
Nicholas Miller
Ahem
Luke Williams
How do you know who was talking?!
Aaron Evans
>they're kicking off the multiverse in the next Spidey flick!
You realize Mysterio is lying, right? This is just another red herring like the skrulls.
Luis Rodriguez
Oh yeah, DC did time travel so well that it became a tumblr meme. Nice work faggot!
Face it Marvel takes DC's ideas, does them first, and does them better. When it comes to capeshit fandom, being a Marvel fan is basically like being a GOD.
Justin Morales
oh man, the fucking skrulls
>turns out they're poor oppressed jews
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jose Nguyen
Noah Fisher
Because Mr. Mind's laughter can't be matched by anyone on earth.
Aiden Campbell
>Face it Marvel takes DC's ideas, does them first
Luis King
based bait! Already half a dozen seething DCfags, cant wait to see the final tally! Idk how they are so easy to work, but they are.
Ian Myers
Capeshit is so fuckin retarded
Brody Morris
who's this guy
Adam White
>flashpoint
>multiverse
Cooper Martin
...
Gabriel Martinez
take your capeshit to Yea Forums faggots
Caleb Barnes
Lol. DC's multiverse is the ONLY interesting thing about their crossovers and Marvel stole it!
DC truly is dead now.
Ayden Gonzalez
>Darkseid wants the Anti-Life Equation so he can control the entire universe
>Thanos wants the Infinity Stones so he can destroy the universe.
Which plan is better?
Landon Collins
Capeshit is so fuckin retarded
Jackson Kelly
How did he pass through the grate? The holes seem too small.
Jacob Long
Only a possibility. The directors want to due a regular Flash story with him fighting criminals in Central City. Ezra Miller and Grant Morrison wants to do a multiverse story.
Henry Jones
>rips-off your rip-off
Tyler Morgan
That fuckin laugh
Brody Davis
Man, DCfags are getting destroyed left and right today, it's hilarious!
Lincoln Nelson
Josiah Thomas
Literally discount Thanos
Josiah Cox
>unironically reading books that were made strictly for children
the ultimate manchild
Brody Bell
Both Mongul and Thanos were created by Jim Starlin. Jim ripped off Jack Kirby with Thanos. But he did rip off himself with Mongul when working at DC.
Jeremiah Jenkins
One Piece did it first
Andrew Phillips
Darkseid's, Thanos' plan is pointless and only serves to impress a woman that's cucking him with a meme character
Jeremiah Morris
Why? Darkseid is in DCEU
Charles Myers
Is this real?
Jaxson Russell
hydrostatic skeleton
Alexander Ward
I thought the discount version is the one that was created later. Thanos would be a discount Darkseid, Aquaman is discount Namor, Dr Strange is discount Dr Fate, and Hawkeye is discount Green Arrow.
Brayden Moore
Wow. Superhero stuff is DEFINITELY just for kids. How embarrassing.
Easton Harris
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS TURN
Hudson Brooks
I actually think Zack Snyder would've done a good Darkseid. Because Darkseid is more a concept than a character.
Joshua Ramirez
I think it is from the 90s DC/Marvel cross over. There is one where the DC universe and Marvel universe has fused together.
Angel Brooks
rips-off your rip-off of a rip-off
Camden Hernandez
The Thanos image is from the mid 20's JLA vs. Avengers, not the Amalgam crossover.
Eli Edwards
Nah, the discount version is the shittier one. Same like dr pepper is older than coca cola, but it's still just a discount coke
Oliver Bennett
How is Darkseid shittier than Thanos?
Nicholas Price
Jaxon Parker
LOOK AT THIS GAY SHIT
Austin Sanders
What's bad about the Anti-Life Equation?
Daniel Hughes
sure but flashpoint isn't a multiverse story like the stupid marvelfag thinks it is
Landon Stewart
Liam Harris
Kek wtf. This actually looks fun
Benjamin Williams
This is cooler than any glowing space rock.
Robert Brown
Does it count as a Dab if no one watches?
Brody Price
who are all of these nobodies fighting the avengers
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Brayden Long
Its lame
Benjamin Watson
Warner Bros must be fucking seething because if they ever do Darkseid, everyone will be calling him a Thanos rip off.
That's what they deserve for giving the keys to their franchise to an autistic hack though.
Charles Johnson
only amusing thing about this crossover is William Mar-Vell
Hudson Watson
Most recently, he got infected with a corrupted version of the anti-life equation and blew up Apokolips when he committed suicide.
Jonathan Ross
bet you can name all the DC characters but not all the Marvel characters in the picture, MCUfag
Austin Lee
One of Mysterio's famous stories is him inserting himself in other universes.
Mason Gonzalez
BUT WHAT IS HIS TAX POLI-
Kevin Stewart
Bentley Russell
DC is already dead.
You're literally pissing on their grave at this point.
John Thomas
Levi Long
Darkseid is like this ultra-giga-turbo-mega God, even more OP than Thanos and he just jobs to solo Batman...
DC's level of batman-wank is the worst
John Sanders
Jaxon King
Here's your Darkseid bro.
Jonathan Scott
Alexander Reed
Isn't Apokolips the size of a universe or something?
Angel Price
nigga quantum realm time travel was already a thing
Michael Taylor
>some autist spamming comic book pages like anyone here gives a fuck about it
John Reed
Darkseid sucks. All he does is stand around with his hands behind is back and shoots are lasers. Everybody has kicked his ass solo in the past. Orion even Supergirl has beat him down.
His character is boring and just "grrrr I'm evil and want to rule everyone"
Thanos is Darkseid improved 1000%.
Just because the Ford model T came out before a 2020 Lamborghini doesn't mean the Ford model T is better.
Christopher Jenkins
But they have missed multiple times. Even Batman made them miss before!
Luke White
>Flash vs. Quiksilver
>Hawkeye vs. Green Arrow
>Black Panther vs. Blue Beetle
>Captain America vs. Batman
>Atom vs. ???
>She-Hulk vs. Aquaman
>??? vs. Plastic Man
>Red Tornado vs. ???
>Firestorm vs. ???
>Ms. Marvel vs. Hawkman
>Superman vs. Thor
>??? vs. Zatanna
>Scarlet Witch vs. Captain Atom
>??? vs. Martian Manhunter
>Wonder Woman vs. Hercules
>??? vs. Steel
>Iron Man vs. Green Lantern
Luke Garcia
Ryan Anderson
it wasn't
Kayden Hill
Thanos is literally "RRRREEEEEE kill everything because muh dick!"
Levi James
wait, it's actually Vision vs. Captain Atom and Zatanna vs. Scarlet Witch
Eli Evans
Oliver Sanchez
It's just a planet. Jack Kirby's plan for Thor when he was still at Marvel was to end the Thor comics by killing off all the characters with a story line called Ragnarok and rebooting it with New Genesis and Apokolips. Marvel didn't let him do it, so he got to use his idea for New Genesis and Apokolips when he started working at DC.
Jacob Turner
LOL Hawkman vs. Captain Marvel. Is this a joke?
Jeremiah Campbell
They wouldn't do Flashpoint anyway. China forbids movies about using time travel to change the past.
Endgame dodged it by making it about alternate timelines and bringing the Infinity Stones to the present, but Flashpoint kinda' hinges on Flash going back, fucking it up and having to go back to fix it.
Adrian Wright
She's not that strong in the comics.
Evan Jackson
Zatanna would get Fucking wrecked!
Colton Nguyen
that's not Captain Marvel, that's Ms. Cunt
Thomas Howard
Sounds like something you made up when you were a kid and you had to find something even more OP than that other kid to beat it in pretend fights.
Leo Peterson
Well what do you mean?
Thomas Thomas
Still Carol Danvers.
Isaiah Hernandez
I know it's a planet, but it's really BIG planet. If every New God is approximately the size of a star on New Genesis/Apokolips. Than at minimum Apokolips is the size of a galaxy or even greater.
If we take the size into context this is an impressive feat.
Luis Rogers
She regularly gets stomped by Hulk and Thor level beings in the comics.
Landon Bell
people think the MCU peaked with Endgame but the truth is the next culmination of 10 years will be Marvel vs. DC crossover
Isaiah Lewis
that's why it's Thor fighting Superman
but in the MCU it would some stupid shit like Captain Marvel vs. Superman, or Iron Man vs. Superman, or Captain America vs. Superman
Jayden Evans
>this entire post
dork
Aaron Gonzalez
Apologize, wh*te boys.
Nolan Carter
It's almost like DC wants to fail. Everything they make is garbage. Might as well sell the whole thing to marvel people at disney at this point.
Angel Rivera
>not comparing it to the superior eureka 7
pleb
Brandon Reyes
death isn't a woman faggot cunt. She's a loli and we all know everyone on this board would do the same for some sweet dead loli cunny faggot bitch cunt whore
David Sanchez
Just take some of the few interesting DC heroes(Batman, Question, Jaime, maybe Booster and GL) and ditch the rest.
Jack Nelson
His name is Darkside and he lives on the planet Apokalypse. What a stupid shit DC comics is
Brandon Brooks
Why does china ban that specifically?
Bentley Cook
hot take: Justice League sucks, but it's as good as Avengers (2012)
Jason Lee
It's pealed open
Look at the bottom left of your picture
Isaiah Brooks
damn
he strong
Angel Foster
Omega Beams do not affect Galactus
Jack Powell
Noah Turner
nice thread Yea Forums
Alexander Davis
Ain't dabbing on shit boy.
DC cancelled the extended universe explicitly stating "no more team up films".
>No team ups = No Dorkseid
Marvel wins again and they didn't even have to throw a punch, DC is killing themselves!!!
Camden Davis
Thanos vs. Galactus
Thomas Bell
He made them miss by getting one of Dakseid's minions in the way.
Dakseid didn't bother to resurrect his minion.
Nicholas Wood
>hammer isn't cocked
lol
Jose James
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Andrew Perez
Looks like Galactus is hungry
Jackson Diaz
>he doesn't have a double-action Colt Single-Action Army
heh, nothing personnel kid.
Jonathan Fisher
It's a Dragoon. 25% chance it won't even fire.
Ethan Campbell
/sci/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Jeremiah Garcia
>not having a single-action SAA
Grayson Cooper
It wasn't exactly in the way...
Ryan Garcia
Thanos just want absolute power to get some pussy. That's the only way he can get laid.
It reminds me a lot of the incels from Yea Forums.
Hunter Barnes
that's beyond overpowered
Jack Ross
Cant let citizens imagine a china without Mao.
Mason Smith
They tend to fail against sufficiently plot armored or just strong individuals. Also they've missed before.
Xavier Gonzalez
DC sucks shit and is balding
Alexander Allen
I miss Reeves
Aaron Gray
Even if you meant Reeve instead of Reeves you're old as fuck.
Jackson Ward
if that's balding then i am fucked, lads
Wyatt Flores
He gets plenty of pussy, he just wants the ultimate pussy.
Brayden Roberts
Fuck you cuckfag.
Bentley Cook
Reminder
Parker Price
No, DC doesn't want to fail. But the WB execs are honest to god retarded. Only reason Green Lantern was made was because some exec really liked fighter jets and Top Gun and wanted a super hero jet pilot to compete with Iron Man and the budding MCU.
Asher Phillips
>That Warwick Davis' sized hat
It makes him look cute.
William Gray
Rdj has hair plugs you know.
Has also sucked the dick for crack.
faggot
Charles Johnson
Missing the point, the omega beams are supposed to represent Darkseid's will, and how they never miss because his will is absolute and inescapable.
It's not supposed to be like superman where he looks and something and it combusts, it's supposed to be Darkseid wants something destroyed, and it happens. In this case simply, comics are a visual medium so eye beams are a simple and recognizable way to represent what is happening. They just added in the odd angles and turns to them so that it would look different than a straight eye "laser" like superman has.
Anthony Cook
Sorry, I'll take the superior version
Matthew Wilson
>the omega beams are supposed to represent Darkseid's will
Thus why Galactus can survive them.
Robert Phillips
>Hellbat armor
Man, DC got a shiton of cool stories and gadgets, yet WB can manage to make them viable.
Normies would moist if they saw the fucking Hellbat armor, and its toy alone would make a lot of cash for toy companies.
Camden Butler
>Missing the point
I think he fully understand the point that it's stupid and childish.
Jack Diaz
Well, he surely plays the "Dark" part.
Robert Walker
HOW...HOW did WarnerBros fuck up the DCEU?
DC is so established, we couldve had a DC-infinity war with Justice League vs Darkseid by now.
When is the restart, this time PLAN for fuck sake?
Grayson Harris
Thanos is just a horny dude who always lose. What's interesting about that? He's not even interesting from a psychological point.
A good villain is not the one that has the most tragic background, or the more relatable, but the one who makes the hero suffer the most. Thanos has none of the three I mentioned.
Isaiah Fisher
Leave Darkseid to me
Lincoln Robinson
>but the one who makes the hero suffer the most
Nolan Miller
Fucking based.
Chase Torres
>tfw DCUO tech tier 1 armor looks like Hellbat
Josiah Price
He does have a daughter in the comics.
Samuel Robinson
>DC movies years ago
How did this happen?
Leo Brown
Jack made Darkseid brainlet
Carter Phillips
Because the Marvel/DC crossovers are just "my character can beat your character" without following any established rules. However, when Darkseid tried to use the gauntlet it didn't work because the rules are different in the DC universe for some reason.
Bentley King
Yeah Whedon really can't deliver. First Avengers sucked the dick. Don't see what they thought he could do with Josstice league
Leo Mitchell
>However, when Darkseid tried to use the gauntlet it didn't work because the rules are different in the DC universe for some reason.
Only works in its home universe.
Nicholas Scott
I never said Jack didn't make Darkseid. I said Jim ripped off Jack by copying Darkseid. Thanos is a ripoff of Darkseid and Metron.
Jose Brooks
>Darkseid is bald
>Thanos is bald
>Luthor too
What makes bald villains so evil?
Caleb Morris
Exactly. Could be the reason why the omega beams don't have the same effect on Galactus.
Samuel Moore
>El Hermano
>Evil
Eli Lewis
Why doesn't 4channel like Darkseid? He reads Mein Kampf.
Evan Williams
He doesn't rape aryans.
Hunter Torres
Is the cardassian design based on Darkseid?
Sebastian Stewart
kino power
Jayden Price
where's that from
Jack Jenkins
One of the many screenshots that Zack Snyder posts of his version of the movie that got rejected in favor of what Joss did to Justice League.
Mason Baker
>aw fuck
Ethan Cooper
I meant Snyder.
Whedon is a hack, but a witty hack, not a retarded one. Avengers was good, Ultron was a bloated mess, he would not have handled Thanos well.
Fuck off, pajeet.
Ayden Ortiz
Christian Brooks
Jews already did 2 and 3, and they certainly didn't do it for free.
Ian Diaz
Darkseid is as dated as Superman, etc. He just doesn't work on film in the modern era. If they even try putting him on screen, DC will fail again like they always do.
Wyatt Mitchell
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOO
NONONONONONONO
FUCKKKKKKKK FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Samuel Ross
This is even more retarded than Cyclops doesn't shoot lasers out of his eyes, his eyes are actually a portal to some demon energy world.
Lucas Morgan
sneed
Easton White
>frieza
>reluctant
I havent watched dragonball in 15 years, explain how frieza is reluctant to kill and gain power
Christopher Scott
so darkseid can only fire once at a target? weird rule to give him. guess he'll just have to try zapping batman next week.
Brody King
>NINGEN
>just evil or lusting for power
Henry Long
DARKSEID!
Nolan Davis
Where is the rest of plastic man?
Grayson James
*dabs on DC and marvel*
Nothing personnel
Gabriel Hall
Oh Yea Forums, oh nono oh no, tsk tsk tsk.
Like ever cape thread posted on this board we will get unironic "ironic unironic mcu" shitposters and the like.
Though not all but many anons here think capes and comics are for children to i say yes for capes and no for comics.
Comics is a supreme form of art that is underrated due to cape comics.
Movies are nothing but picture books in motion played out by actors reading out dialog like a mother reads to her children at night from a script written by the writer.
Movies leave out imagination, movies like pulp fiction that have or done some that leaves people guessing isn't imagination it's just overthinking.
Books are the highest point of imagination true but i said art form
Comics are a combination of writing and art, co-op or by one person.
Books leave you up to your own imagination but comics is the opposite, comics leave you with the imagination of the people who worked on it instead to see thier point of view.
Movies doesnt take much effort to make with cgi and all that while comics are hand drawn by talented people
In a way comics are movies for the brain since your imagination is filling in the gaps.
Cape movies aren't created to show the vision of the comic creator(s) they're created because some jew corp who has the rights to the movie hired some person direct the said movie to try to appeal to the masses not create the art that attracted its audience in the first place.
My balls are swollen so im going not larp as a incel here instead im going to get my gf to suck the juice of life thats swelling up my balls and read my comics because movies are for brailet incels.
David Martin
Current Frieza is more or less a joke. Whenever he's brought back for a movie in the past like Fusion Reborn or GT, he was one-shotted thanks to being nowhere as strong as the protagonists. Then came a RoF movie were he trained until he's actually stronger than the protagonists but died anyway. Personally, I'm not the only one who thought he was barely a threat in his own comeback film. He was brought back afterwards to ally with the protagonists in a tournament where Jiren, Toppo & Dyspo, new characters, kicked his ass extremely hard. Afterwards, Frieza isn't even very villainous anymore. He legit wants to gather the Dragon Balls to be TALLER. Not even immortality or world domination. He also spends a sizable portion of the newest film getting his ass kicked by the villain. He's two seconds from joining the heroes as another Vegeta.
Daniel Bell
>reddit spacing
Adam Ross
>Flashpoint is about the multiverse
Oliver Diaz
I almost wanna say that Thanos snapping life away is the same as Darkseid's anti-life equation (in that they both serve a similar function/purpose).
Forget the visual similarities, cause I'm pretty sure Marvel simply did Darkseid (and not Thanos whose main goal was to win over the cosmic entity Death). Which is hilarious, cause even though we'll never see Darkseid in the DCEU at this point, if they even tried it, everyone would bust on DC for ripping off Thanos.
And that my friend, is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled off.
Juan Russell
Brainlet if you cant counter my argument then go back to watching Seinfeld and Arrow, you know brainlet shows.
Nicholas Cruz
Since this is a semi-DC thread, I just wanna say I’m looking forward to WW 1984
>Cheetah
>Steve Trevor coming back
>Soviets as the possible villains
Jonathan Lewis
>trevor back
how
just to die again so she can remain miserable? he's still dead in the future
Sebastian Reyes
>calls me a brainlet
>in that giant wall of reddit spaced text you misspelled numerous words along with horrible grammar
Brayden Jones
Nah. WW2 just sounds like a retread of WW1. It'll be plagued by all the faults seen in previous capeshit sequels (aka the sophomore slump).
This may be a DC thread, but you don't have to act like a DC faggot beating off to every DC property that comes out. Buy a brain and form your own opinion, shill.
Connor Brown
No need to resort to namecalling, user. And barely know anything about it, jsit that Cheetah is in it and that it takes place in 1984.
Matthew Lewis
always thought he was called Darkside
Blake Powell
You just got confused because there isn't enough space between the sentences.
Sebastian Perry
Sorry if you misunderstood what I wrote. I really "Wu'd" that up.
I like Cheetah. Who plays her, someone hot and sexy?!!
Christopher Taylor
>Who plays her
Kristen Wiig. I’d imagine they’ll CGI the shit out of her, though, due to Cheetah’s physical design.
Ryder Torres
>China forbids movies about using time travel to change the past.
you realize Endgame came out there right?
Liam Nguyen
>"Dark-/side/"
>"Dark-/seed/"
>"Dark-/say-d/"
CHOOSE ONE AND OBVIOUSLY DARKSEED
Carson Edwards
>I’d imagine they’ll CGI the shit out of her, though, due to Cheetah’s physical design.
Yeah, that's what capeshit studios are doing nowadays, purposefully miscasting ugly women then cgi their proportions for accuracy
lmao
Brody Allen
Hmm... high risk, high reward. I think she can look hot. But age is no woman's friend. And let's face it, Cheetah is pure sex.
They didn't nigger-fy the character, so that's why I'm giving her a chance.
Elijah Baker
DARKSNEED
Jayden Torres
>Those lines
Damn, Darkseid is one classy motherfucker. He seems charismatic.
Too bad we'll never get him in the movies, and if we do, hes gonna be a "hurr durr destroy" brainlet, like in JL War.
Logan Thomas
I wish I shared your blind optimism. But an SNL actress on the wrong side of 45 is NOT who shoulda been cast as Cheetah.
DC has a history of casting the WRONG actors for all their parts. From a flaming homosexual Flash to a samoan mexican Aquaman. The only actors they got right, QUIT!
That's why Marvel will ALWAYS be on top, always be the best. Do you know how many Academy Award winning actors they have? From Robert Redford to Anthony Hopkins to Kate Blanchett. They have 20+ acting awards (and that's not counting 45+ actor nominations!).
Marvel does all that, and DC casts unemployed former Saturday Night Live comedians. DC is such a dumpster fire and Marvel is unstoppable. Facts are facts!
Oliver Perez
Based truther
Xavier James
Real talk. Darkseid will never make a live action appearance. DCEU is going the no continuity route. Superman movies are basically out and there is no Justice League to build with anymore.
DC films will now just be smaller closed stories with no big multi film build up available to reach Darkseid.
Easton Williams
>No Batman vs Darkseid
Asher Robinson
the truth hurts but needs to be said
maybe in 20 years Dc can get their shit together and start again
Nathan Cox
that's a natural widow's peak
but it's funny that you try to start to make fun of somebody 100x more attractive than you
like /fit/ says, post body or stfu
Robert Sanders
The worst thing to happen to DC was the success of Aquaman.
Without that they coulda did this Wonder Woman flick and started a reboot before Marvel reloads with XMen and F4. But now, they're screwed.
And don't get it twisted, having a connected universe could (should) still stay on the back burner. Focus on one film at a time and maybe down the road have a team up. You don't need to build up to it, you can just do it (especially since every Justice League origin story always has them team up out of nowhere, usually meeting for the first time).
Noah Gutierrez
Thanos beats Darkside easily, i'ts just like Batman versus superman.
A fucking epic clash of the titans nonetheless.
Gofundme anyone?
Justin Cooper
Nobody wants to see a Darkseid film dude. Have you ever seen his universe. He lives on some gay ass planet name Apokalypse and fights we these technicolor queers named the New Gods.
His main rival is literally Zodac from He-Man. A flying homo in a space wheelchair.
Andrew Allen
literally
>chad thanos rocking the space stones and then chillin on the farm
vs
>autistis virgin darskide with math
Daniel Walker
I don't remember if he was hungry or not but in the next panel he was back (without his helmet which was impressive for Thanos) and nearly oneshot Thanos though he stated that he had to put some effort out if he wanted to fully break the shields.
Tyler Harris
Sounds like lasers
John Collins
that game is still running, senpai, last time it was aquaman wankfest with atlantis, mera and shit
Nolan Peterson
Fun Fact: Not sure if it was this DC/Marvel Crossover you posted but one major crossover of the two they flipped coins to decide which character from which company would win for each fight and wrote around the result.
Nathaniel Walker
>Nobody wants to see a Darkseid film dude.
Speak for youself. I'd pay to see him and Hulk mud wrestle.
Noah Peterson
>the omega beams are supposed to represent Darkseid's will
sooooo green lanterns can easily overpowerd darkseid then? they are masters of the will (well hal is iirc) xp
Jace Reyes
Boring ass character with white bread powers.
Julian Reyes
>stands around and shoots shitty anti-superman lazers out of your eyes and literally does nothing.
>Goes out and conquers the universe.
Yeah real good job you kirby reject.
Luke Perez
Joseph Ortiz
>big bad of the universe
>his main goal in life is learning a math equation
LMAO
Lincoln Lopez
I guess. White Lanterns are literally the Life-Equation so probably.
Grayson Stewart
When they eventually show him everyone will assume he is a thanos MCU rip off lol
Camden Harris
>proceed to literally never work like that
Jeremiah Adams
>DC: Crisis on Crisis Crisis Earth Crisis
Robert Gonzalez
>A mortal being's will versus Darkseid's will
There's apparently one green lantern out there who has enough willpower to change the course of entire planets, but I don't think even that would be a contest for Darkseid.
Nicholas Diaz
Steppenwolf CGI was so awful, there's never gonna be a Darkseid. Period. DC learned their lesson and will only use human actors from now on (it will help them save money when their films flop like Shazam).
Brandon Hall
Honestly, are people even going to keep watching superhero movies of any company now that Endgame has come and gone?
James Watson
Batman is pretty much the only mortal that got an ounce of respect from Darkseid
Austin Young
Reminder that Batman killed Darkseid.
Carter Thomas
looks like garfield
Adrian Perez
Movies will have to keep doing Shazam numbers, but I think had it opened distanced from being sandwiched between Captain Marvel and Endgame, it may have done better. I don't think any of these Marvel movies will fail anymore, they'll spend too much on advertising them.
Nathaniel Bennett
Kek. I'd take Zodak over Orion any day!
Cooper Gray
Genuinely curious to see what Snyder would've done with him.
Kevin Smith
Sounds like some bullshit character I made up in 5th grade. Based.
Hudson Campbell
Does anyone else find eyebeams in general extremely fucking retarded?
Like why the eyes? And can you even see when shit is flying out of your eyeballs? Or is it just all red and you're blind? So dumb.
Alexander Hughes
Just finished watching the new Shazam torrent/stream. I don't think the release date mattered. It's decidedly not actual capeshit. It's capeshit adjacent, a film aimed at kids. You cannot put it on the level of Cap Marvel or Aquaman, etc. And it wasn't budgeted to compete with actual capeshit anyways.
I will say this, with all the cross promotion of Batman and Superman, the producers musta felt a swift kick in the nuts when DC exec's announced there was no longer going to be team up films.
The movie literally built to a Superman cameo at the end and them not even being able to show his face was the ultimate letdown. What an absolute shitty way to end the movie. It's not their fault as I said above, but holy shit did they fuck that up.
DC is a fucking joke!
Wyatt Richardson
>Endgame still stuck at 2.3 billion
Oh SNAP
Ian Morris
No, he can fire multiple times. He is limited only by plot.
Ian Hernandez
i'm pretty sure the reason they didn't s how his face is that its not caville and dc doesn't have an official replacement yet.
Ian Sanders
>Globally, the Marvel Studios’ blockbuster has also surpassed Titantic, released in 1997, as the second highest-grossing movie of all time, making US$2.3 billion.
Marvel makes the 2nd highest grossing film of all time. DCfags consider this a failure. Top kek!
And I saw you DCfags championing Last Jedi earlier today - you're even so desperate you've become literal Mouseshills. Double kek!
Evan Garcia
>Avatar 2 coming 2020
Cameron is looking trough the window again
Michael Morgan
*BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPLP
Easton Jackson
Darksneed
Ryder Cook
based darkseid claims what he wants
Hunter Morgan
Female lead movies
Wonder Woman > Captain Marvel
Bentley Powell
Looking like a total fag in a skirt and knee high boots
Aaron Howard
Darkseid has yet to exist to do this
Brody Ramirez
What a surprise.
I never thought Batman would ever be the only-one that cuold do shit that strong meta humans can't do
Jayden Ward
Taken out of context.
Galactus proceeds to curbstomp the shit out of Thanos right after that
James Baker
What did Darkseid mean by this?
Mason Green
The next phase of the mcu, is just the blacked phase though. Telling me that is correct casting?
Jordan Hernandez
lmao, capeshit never fails to amaze.
Camden Lopez
the big gay of the universe
goal is socialism to impress waifu
waifu cucks him with memepool
Ahh that truly is peak reddit.
Joshua Hall
he is and its gonna turn out hes just an asshole and not a hero. leak bro confirmed it
Adam Morris
>dude its like dark side but the letters are switched around lmfao
Capeshit, everyone.
Justin White
Idk why people think knocking someone over is considered beating their ass.
Ayden Martin
I don't care how little sense they make - I will always fucking love Darkseid's weirdassed Omega Effect beams.
It's like the Macross missile circus effect. Doesn't have to be logical if it's fucking cool.
Wyatt Sullivan
Mongul is visually similar to Thanos and Darkseid, but he has enough of a distinctive personality that it works.
Thanos: sometimes reluctant genocidal madman obsessed with Death as a concept
Darkseid: cold, calculating dictator with zero empathy or room for negotiation
Mongul: genuinely gleeful sadist, and the only one of the three who truly enjoys his work.
Thanos is an ends, not means sort of thinker. Darkseid just believes that he is an inevitability in the universe. Mongul fucking loves his job and would do it for free even if he couldn't be a ruler.
Oliver Martinez
Funnny how the ripoff of the ripoff probably has the best single story out of the three of them. Nothing in the New Gods or Infinity Gauntlet comes even close to For the Man Who Has Everything.
Wyatt Wilson
>New Gods movie
>Scott and Barda flee to Earth
>Orion travels to Earth pursuing Anti-Life Equation research
>both plots converge in the third act
>their fights with their respective antagonists is interrupted by the appearance of the Justice League
And then in the Justice League movie that follows you have Darkseid
Cameron Davis
Are you fucking retarded or did you not read the second sentence?
Nolan Clark
Maybe I should read One Piece, this looks interesting
Xavier Brown
>nuh-uh, I had a force field!!!!
Jonathan Jackson
That is literally the worst example possible of you posting what you call Batwank. Batman is doing the unthinkable and breaking his no-guns code AND knowingly committing suicide to kill Darkseid with a New Gods created antigod bullet. And it doesn't even manage to kill Darkseid, because Darkseid will always revive and always return. Darkseid is an inevitability of the universe. Even God - the Christian one - wouldn't let the Spectre kill Darkseid when he decided to do it because Darkseid is a building block of the universe.
John Ramirez
>grown men reads shit like this for fun
peak soi
Josiah Hernandez
because its the Omega Sanction you fucking retard
Brody Smith
Obsessed.
Justin Powell
Fucking booger-eating nerds have to curse all over everyfuckingthing to show how "down" they are. I hate their mucus-filled voices. Faggots.
Jaxson Rogers
Marvel actually modeled Thanos after Darkseid, just another in the never ending list of heroes and villains that Stan Lee shamelessly stole and rebranded
Blake Jenkins
I like Darkseid’s cold conquest for power more than Thanos’s personality. He comes off as more implacable.
Carter Anderson
Based Mr. Mind.
John Baker
He’s squishy.
Jaxson Butler
I agree.
John Moore
DC has been making classic superhero movies since the 70s. Its hit rough patches before. Batman was "dead" before Nolan. The thing about having the most iconic characters is you have chances to recover
Dominic Torres
Do it. Its a pretty entertaining ride.
Carter Bell
Thanos is practically a Wojak
Thomas Nelson
I don’t disagree. It’s the complete lack of gravitas that makes it feel like such a letdown.
Jacob Murphy
He had such a kino voice
Nathan Ross
This is what we should have gotten since Disney’s too pussy to give us actual Death. Instead we get bullshit “muh resources” wank.
Thomas Jackson
Crises on Infinite Earths. What is the Marvel version?
Ian Ramirez
Mr. Mind is the least-hateable villain.
Cooper Rogers
She seems nice.
Lincoln Thomas
I guess I never miss, huh
Austin Mitchell
From the movie we deserve.
Andrew Murphy
Wherever he wants it to be.
Liam Martinez
Yes. I’m really looking forward to this.