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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: An obsessed scientist assembles a living being from parts of exhumed corpses.

IMDB RATING: 7.9/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 87% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
NOTICE
>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

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Tonight's Movie: Bride of Frankenstein
Year: 1935
Director: James Whale
Writers: Mary Shelley, William Hurlbut


Description: Dr. Frankenstein is forced to tempt fate once again by creating a suitable mate for his monster.

FEATURING:

Boris Karloff ... The Monster (as Karloff)
Colin Clive ... Henry Frankenstein
Valerie Hobson ... Elizabeth
Ernest Thesiger ... Doctor Pretorius
Elsa Lanchester ... Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley / The Monster's Mate
Gavin Gordon ... Lord Byron
Douglas Walton ... Percy Bysshe Shelley
Una O'Connor ... Minnie
E.E. Clive ... Burgomaster
Lucien Prival ... Butler - Albert
O.P. Heggie ... Hermit
Dwight Frye ... Karl Glutz
Reginald Barlow ... Hans
Mary Gordon ... Hans' Wife
Anne Darling ... Shepherdess (as Ann Darling)

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 15 min
Format: 35mm Spherical
Ratio: 1.37:1
Color: Black & White

MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!!!!

What are my fellow Svenbros drinking tonight? Pic related for me.

>forgot the Subject in the OP
>forgot to upload a Bride of Frankenstein Poster

I think I've had too much already, bros.

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Is metv stream any good?

FUCK METV
FUCK ALL OF YOU ANONS
FUCK THIS THREAD

Ahem. For some reason MeTV here is like behind because Svengoolie doesn't come on til much later. So I never get to watch and shitpost with my bros.

Good shit op, I need to go and find my svengoolie Berwyn t-shirt.

I need to find my checkbook

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Im not hitting it tonight, drank way too much last night.

CLEAR THE AIR LINES!!
CLEAR THE FUCKING BOWLING LANES!!!!!

But is the Bride's?

I miss Wolfman Mac, bros.

>Ranch Dressing flavored Soda

Finna BARF to be honest

kino tonight boys

look at these wenches

bump for channel 26 the U

Kek

Dump her ass down

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Una's reaction to the monster always makes me laugh.

First legit lol I've had in so long, thanks user.

Sven based Ghostbusters... Willing to sell my soul for that

What's that guys name again???

MY EYES ARE READY FOR TACTICAL HD OPS VISION MILITARY GRADE

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he likes the gin

Is that a... Gin mummy?

I see what you did there.

I have an incredibly strong urge to put one of the female miniature people in my butthole

LOL
TINY DANCER

poor frankie

Seinfeld jokes, very fitting for Sven.

KICK OUT THE JAMS!!!!!!!!!!

Poor hermit, would he be an incel these days?

Nah, he actually had more social skills than most of us

MGTOW, most likely

>IMDB RATING: 7.9/10

That's all? For this excellent classic kino? Fucking imdb zoomers

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That doesn't look like Julia Roberts

That’s fair.
I like it, believable.

The monster reminds me of my dating life... Girls running away screaming...

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Not nearly bitter or violent enough. The angry village people who want to destroy the monster are ironically, closer to incel mentality.

he is a peepin tom

How much did this kino cost adjusted for inflation?
These sets are incredibly vast and elaborate

NO FUCKING CHECKS!!!!!!!!!

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So... yes?

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The monster.... Just got.... Roofed??? This show is nuts for 1930s

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he is fucking shit up

Is "SHE'S ALIVE" the earliest meme in a movie, it's clearly in there because it was such a popular part of the first movie

the first quip

See you next week, friends

NOO I DIDN'T KNOW THESE THREADS WERE A THING!!!
I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME SHIT POSTING ON /k/ AND I MISSED EVERY THING!!

Till the next Saturday!

We're here every Saturday. Drop by next week and be sure to bring your checkbook.

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get it