Does Yea Forums watch Fashion shows?

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guys I really really want a gf and want to have sex what do I do? :(

>those jiggle physics
BREHS

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> all the seething roastes
based

Looks like armor from a video game.

WTF is this outfit? Yeah it's hot and all but when is someone actually gonna wear it?

They don't, it's literally all just for show.

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just be yourself

why do women get so fucking salty when they see another attractive women? Men don't do that, we usually admit right away when other men look Chad as fuck. We are bros about it.

BLACK

Gee i wonder who the organizers of this event could be

>fake tits

gross

It does feel great, condom sucks

get off m board volcel

Dunno, probably during the second boss fight. Kinda hard to see what the stats are.

because they want to be the center of attention

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(OP)
Be 10/10 goddess
date this

WTF am i doing wrong beside being on Yea Forums

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Sauce

hey that's my edit

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It's alright, but overrated.

>10/10
Bruh lmao

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We all have asses though

fashion shows was my first boner

>bragging while pretending to be upset
women...

they invented "swimsuit" fashion shows for all the hoes

1-quit Yea Forums and vidya
2-join a gym and maximize your looks (dress well, groom well)
3-get some hobbies that make you leave your house (ie: trekking, taking group courses, whatever)
4-talk to every woman you find attractive, until you git gud at talking to women and find one that likes you

fucking whore

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>Man, imagine actually putting the dick inside a woman, it must feel great

I've heard really good things about that, but they might be trolling me.

catwalk fashions are not usually designed for functionality, basically anything goes

yeah, you can just feel the bank accounts emptying into them

I no rite? Why do we hafta talk to them first? That's not right, right?

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It does but it takes some adjusting to if you've been death-gripping your dick for a decade. It's different.

namae wa?

Im going to edc next week. Women will dress like this and sluttier.

God damn I kek'd hard. This has got to be Yea Forumss new meme. I'm in.

>white women

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30s: still has his hair. Good jawline, nice teeth, in good shape, probably has money. If he just took 2 seconds to shave the little goateee he would be fine.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK ANONS FUCK I JUST WANNA PUT MY COCK IN SOMEONE

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Why is she wearing armor?

what kind of clothing is that?

It's really easy, gay bottoms will let anyone fuck them. Just download grindr

>theBLACKEDtapeproject

kys autistic newfag

m-more?
please

wtf are you on about retard?

he probably takes her places and makes her laugh
that's pretty much all you need if you're decent looking and not a manlet

>men need to stop objectifying women!!!
>literally women every time that dress eachother like sluts
why must women blame men for everything, they also blame men for make up

Go on amazon and look up for masturbators
I own one, i had sex before the silicone masturbators feel exactly the same

Jesus fucking christ, what a sexy whore.
she needs a proper rimming.

sauce on the bae?

it's called "wanting the cake and also eating it"
they want to live love and laugh and ride the cock/coke carousel but also be treated like princesses
flipping the genders it's as if you were a man who played vidya all day and expected your woman to treat you like a king

I actually nutted

I'm only interested in twinks.
Not some hairy faggot who is balding.

>when is someone actually gonna wear it?
Sheeet. I lost my sense of time too. She did wear it.

L O N D O N

Go outside and have sex Yea Forums

Stay indoors and have chex Yea Forums

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How? Do you just ask strangers in the street for sex?

test

Dios Mio...

yes

>no ass shot
fucking gay

based

u can put it in me :3

HOLY FUCK I CAN CUT DIAMONDS

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