Letter reply to Warwick Davis

I'm going to breed your midget daughter

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

midget fuck

Tell him that he should be the bigger man and let it go, we've all got high hopes for him.

shit

I was at Star Wars Celebration recently because my girlfriend loves this gay shit and we took a picture with this guy. What's Yea Forums's beef with him?

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

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check em

Let the transformer write one instead.

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have sex, midgecel

short stack

You'll never be 3'0 ft

you wh*Toid

You made the worst season of Idiot Abroad, in fact, everything you are in is pure shit

and furthermore, you are very stupid

uhh...

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Quite frankly he needs to get off his high horse.

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Willow was shit

this reads like a real breakup letter you'd find at a library in a poor area

But you dream Warwick! Your simplicity long ended when you took midge mistresses and children and you thickened your holdings with Willow and Star Wars... Because you have fallen in love with all the things in life that destroy midges! Do you not see? And you, as well as I, know, that as the years decline, and the memories stale, and all your great victories fade, it will always be remembered, you left your career in Yea Forums! Because I will go on...with my dwarves

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((((THEM))))

Oompa loompa midgety moo
I've got a little height chair for you
Oompa loompa waddledy wee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you fuck with Yea Forums
Crying as much as a little man can
What do you do, getting terribly mad
This will end with you getting sad
And I like the look of it

Oompa loompa midgety moo
You're getting greedy; you won't go far
You will live in misery too
Like the oompa loompa midgety moo
Midgety moo
Oompa loompa midgety moo

I've got another big guy for you
Oompa loompa midgety mee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me...

I love you Warwick. You are my second favourite midget.
Verne's The Absolute Legend. Rest in peace tiny soldier.

nananananananaa

come on guys lets write a short paragraph

smol

he should take the high ground and be the bigger man

Seriously.

I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, in parallel with boxing for 7 years, I could beat him easily.

Also body-building for 4 years, 6'2" for 190lbs

I have crazy speed, and reflexes same as my speed. All I have to do is wait for him to charge me dodge him and give him big wallops in the head. I won't give him any break the slightest mistake the bitch is done. You'll always have some virgins here to say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and 2) you'll never achieve anything with your coward physique.

Any man with enough training can beat Warlock David with a knife. Barehanded is not necessarily more complicated it only demands some skill.

>hard mode: fight the entire midge family at once.

sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks

Your daughter scares kids on Dumping Ground get her off

too short for this ride

that would be beneath him

gods mistake

i shouted midge at warrick and he chased me all round the carnival that he lives in so i just got on the rollercoaster and he wasn't allowed to follow me.

The only thing that would be hard about that would be my average sized penis.

I bet I could throw a midget over my house. Give me a minute with Warwick and I can prove it!

blender

as a gamer

Dear Warwick Davis, I often find myself fantasizing about you and your daughter. I imagine kidnapping you and your beautiful daughter, and bringing you to my own private torture chamber. This fantasy of mine always plays out exactly the same. I you're strapped to the chair screaming, while your daughter.....your lovely little tight daughter, i penetrate her little virgin pussy, and i pound her in front of you. Yes, Warwick, i pound her BALLS deep. She's bleeding all over herself and my cock. In and out, harder, faster, stronger, i RAPE HER. I RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE HOLDING HER IN A FULL NELSON, I DESTROY HER VIRGIN PUSSY, AND THEN I SQUEEZE ON HER SKULL UNTIL HER LITTLE MIDGE HEAD EXPLODES. HER BRAIN MATTER AND SKULL FRAGMENTS BLAST ALL OVER THE ROOM AND ONTO US. MY COCK IS NEVER AS SO FUCKING HARD AS IT IS WHEN I IMAGINE ME RAPING YOUR DAUGHTER TO DEATH, DAVIS.

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midget

steel-toed boot

i dindu nuffin

little bear in star wars

Bernie 2020

There's a lot of posts about raping his daughter, yet no one has posted about raping him. That's pretty gay.

Ashens

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lil nigga

his wife or whoever that is, is cute. midgets are based, they're like an IRL fantasy race having their own midget thoughts and whatnot. it'd be cool if they lived in midget communities with small doors but too bad they just live in normal sized houses

Dear Warwick Davis, I often find myself fantasizing about you. I imagine kidnapping you, and locking you into my sex dungeon. The first few days i just leave you in your cell. as you begin to become aquainted to your new life in my dungeon, i then start my sexual conquest onto you. I strap you to a chair and shave all your bodyt hair. your arms, chest, legs, ass, pubhic, and the hair around your cute puckered ass hole. i take your clothes and give you an option. Roam in your cell naked, or put on the cute panties and the frilly pink dress i hand to you. of course he refuses. he's still a man, although a shave man, a man. That will change soon enough.

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What a charming young man you are

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Why would you breed?

2 MONTHS LATER

After a few months of secretly putting hrt into his food and water you think he might finally be ready for the next step. You decide to test him. All his body hair has regrown. You give him access to a shower, shaving cream, and a razor. You watch him as he carefully studies it. he knows what you want him to do. He follow you to the shower, ready to shave off his body hair again, and hopefully even wear the cute girl clothes you picked out for him, suddenly HE'S ON YOUR BACK SWINGING AROUND YOUR NECK LIKE A CHIMP! HE'S GOT THE RAZOR AND HE'S TRYING TO SLICE OFF YOUR FACE! You manage to pry him off of you, thrown him onto the ground, and kick him in his head.you knocked him out cold in one punch. As he's lying on the ground, you grab him by the ankles, swing him back into his cell, and lock him up. looks like he still needs a few more months of feminization before you try that again.

Can anyone explain why his daughter has those freakishly long legs, while the others look like normal midges. Also why does Peter Dinklage just look like a normal person but short while this misbegotten vile spawn have horrendous disjointed limbs like Lovecraft's worst nightmare?

You know, a well trained large dog could wrap Warwick at will. A simple command would suffice. You could even train Warwick to command the dog to fuck him!

4 MONTHS LATER

6 months of constant HRT above the highest daily dosage has had a visible effect on Davis' body. He has breasts, big enough to fill a B cup! He, or perhaps it's time to start referring to him as a woman now, because he's certainly not a man any more, has been extra good about staying clean shaven lately. Everyday she shaves her arms, chest, breasts, ass, legs, armpits, and balls. She loves wearing the cutest, girliest panties and dresses you give her to wear, and she loves practicing her makeup. You've even caught her playing with her asshole late one night, and since then you've made sure to drop her off a new dildo every week. You've made tremendous progress, now it's time for the payoff of this whole endeavor. Sex with that sissy formerly known as the man Warwick Davis.

Based tranny midge rape fantasist

Jesus Christ why would you subject a child to a lifetime of that shit? Should be illegal tbqh.

Any closing remarks anons? Is it time to sign off this letter?

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You knowingly brought poor souls into this world only to die and/or suffer
Internet bants should be the least of your problems

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Please giv me dubs

>Sincerely,
>Reddit.com/r/television

Holy fucking based... I salute you user. Fortunately I was phoneposting my Alexander pasta and won't get arrested like the rest of you.

Leave the poor man alone.

>based
>ellipses
>salute
>phoneposting
you are just a fucking miserable newfag, get the fuck out of here, go the fuck back to redit you sack of shit

Mr. Gucci Loafers

Looks like we have a finished letter anons.

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Maybe the Brits will be arrested. I live in a free country though.

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perfect.

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should we hand deliver this to him, and film his reaction?

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Yea Forums says suck it!

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iirc there is one in china

if you could do this, that would be great user
the only contact info on his website is the postal address of his agent, and a fax number

NIGGERS

But I am a bong. T-this is a joke right? I haven't bought my internet loisence for this month, I'll get arrested because of you cunts. If the police find my butter knives I'm finished.

What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

I would like to say this is the most BASED thread on the board right now
FUCK WARWICK "LITTLE GUY" DAVIS AND FUCK MIDGETS

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Warwick Davies shops in Sainsbury's?
He should shop in Tesco instead.
Every little helps.

kek

Their prices are a little too high for him.

Docmail co uk upload it and you get a free pound when you sign up so you can post it for free.

Hi Mr. Davis,

plz don't feed the trolls, u r awesome and shouldn't listen to what a bunch of friendless teenage edgelords rant about.

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Top shelf bants.

too late, frogfag. the letter of me raping his daughter to death has already been sent to him

yes but now he has read my post and disregarded your letter.

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Yea Forums hasn't been able to come up with a single true to the meme pasta worth reposting since he made that twitter post. The absolute state.

Warwick Davies:
>plz respond 4chin, before I has to take this further
Yea Forums:
>come at me, bro...we've hired bodyguards!!

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Dear Mr Davis

You are gay and short

Sincerely
The Yea Forums team

midge

He should shop at Lidl. (geddit?)
They have fun size trolleys. He's gonna love it!!

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>apologies, tfw no midget waifu
fucking shit

Hrrmm, tall order.

what is the next step in your masterplan?

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someone photoshop a midge into this

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Better be careful with how you all go about this. He's a UK citizen, and you get fined for owning a television in that hellhole. There's no telling what those beasts will charge you with.

>He's a UK citizen
Half at best. He's gonna need wee Jimmy Krankie to weigh in on his behalf if he wants to win damages.

Never has a thread been as based or so fucking chad as the dragon ball super threads on Yea Forums.
Keep at it you glorious bastards.

Yea Forums has Dragon Ball threads now?
Cringe. They used to be cool and elitist.

On the toilet the farting sickness leaped into our anuses, spurting and shitting in the hershey morning, turds in our throats. Most of the anus forms dried there in the humid fumes, big brown eye in "my butthole" brought the sickness from brown smell caves melting in my ass to hatch in the steaming turd lands shitting song of brown bursts in fart flesh, beyond the toilet, poo drains slope down to a dark brown dump and the ass-wind on each other, came to a sewer fed by greasy diarrhea. and slurped in shit heaps, sick butt shitting turd laugh, sound bubbling in anuses torn with the fart sickness, balls and asses covered with fart foam, asshole hair thru the bruised bowel flesh, sick shits twisting thru stomach, hot-tub music bubbling in butt baths, human assholes tentative squirt in and out of toilets. We waded into the soupy shit-water, anus hair and flesh off in screaming shits, stood bleeding anuses dripping with phosphorescent red-brown juices, soft tentative guts cut with anus wounds, ripping other hemorrhoids, teeth and tongues burping up the stink supper, nose melting pleasure smells in the warm poop. till our butts went and a brown wind of silence tickled ass cracks and cheeks. When we came out of the poop we had boners.

not bad user

Peter dinklage is a dwarf.
Warwick Davis and his wife have two different types of midgetism.
So their children are double midgets.
Hence their weird proportions.

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He really needs to keep going and have more children. Sure, half of them will die but think of the possibilities!

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What is this? It looks great

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he will write your names in the Great Book of Grudges so one day his midget ancestors will kill you in your sleep

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ancestors = descendants

No apologies

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is this a part of the official lore now?

and this

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