Post your most kino scene

literal actual American Dream kino

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webm thread? webm thread.

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Someone post literally any scene from The Handmaiden

youtube.com/watch?v=fUvSc9QkzXw

It's polled from 846 critics and academics

only kino webms

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God, you're stupid.

This movie was so fucking stupid and should've had its own title.
Why even adapt a comic at all if your script has not a goddamned thing to do with it?

She deserved to get BTFO at the end. He was /ourguy/.

I've got over 4gb of webms and they are all kino.

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I don't like Tom Hanks much but this movie was great

The last season of Orange Is The New Black was dark as fuck

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Done

Now thread can end

Anyone have WebMs from Seven Samurai?

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Can you actually curve a bullet like this

Yes, if you have enough motivation

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why the fuck amy adams look so ugly in this

Amy Adams is gross.

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She's 44 and not wearing makeup.

Lol why did she shoot him haha Asians haha

delet.

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Literally one of the worst films ever made

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Is this the jokers origin story?

youtube.com/watch?v=6lmGg8llb-M

what movie is this

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absolute fucking kino, i've never felt more tension from a movie scene than this one

Clancy Brown is the all time greatest

Charlie Wilson's War

Amy Adams in general is just grim. People mistake Enchanted for her entire career before Enchanted or since

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Why does the bartender pour the beer like a retard?

she bloated up in order to look like an alcoholic and they put aging make up on her

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>not leaving in the part where the other kid comes in and slaps her in the fucking face for being an idiot by firing off the gun

what movie is that, jeez

i love this woman

It's Egypt during WW2. He is muslim and doesn't know better

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jesus fuck Yea Forums is a shithole

Romeo and Juliet

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bro so quirky and asiann xdddd

great expectations, that's pip and estella

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Are you okay?

it's a shame that Elysium's fight scenes were shaky as fuck, the sound in the movie was fantastic

tfw no wet russkie dance gf

name a better scene

pro-tip: you cannot

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Men like this don't exist anymore.

>scream at alien to do it
>he does it
>if you had told him to reconsider he;d have done that too

Rorshack a retard

surprised they didnt make the kid black

I can't help but love Matt Damon. I have a problem.

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depends on the gravity of the situation

this webm gave me a semi

Burger king is so gross. It's the worst fast food option by far

The Bourne Trilogy gets a lot of retroactive flak for shaky cam but the action scenes actually have short breaks of "long" shots that establish what is happening. I think it looks perfectly fine. Everyone clearly understands whats happening here.

Burger King is kino

KINO

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Dan Stevens should do a Bourne film. Couldn't be any worse than when Jeremy Renner did it.

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Rorschach and dr manhatten were acted so well in this movie

The great battle scene ever put to film
> Prove me wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=x5fbYJMEyes

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is that the one with the niq'uilles ?

He needs to be Bond first.

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Ligma balls

>2019 I am...forgotten

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>be Brazzers intern
>recommend asking Yea Forums for porno ideas
>Danny D goes for it
>they say you should make BANE? the porno
>actually make it
>it's a huge success
>continue to make meme porn forever

CIA lives

what is dead may never die

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DESPITE AN INTERRACIAL THREESOME

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pew pew pew

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pew

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I don't get this movie.

> they began to date after that slap

I liked it.

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This is actually commercial that was aired in Czech TV. It was campaign for parents to keep their kids from late night movies and shit. I remember talking about it with my friends.

"> have you seen that girl dancing in metro on TV?"
"> yea that was hot!"
"> eeehm, I mean if she was older..."

Good times

based czechs

What movie

what the fuck I love burgers now

barry lyndon you fool

barry lyndon newfag

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>we should stop kids from seeing adult shit at night
>a kid giving some other kid a lapdance is the perfect solution
>Czechia you are of genius

why the FUCK are you trying to quote and greentext at the same fucking time?
why the FUCK are you putting space after the memearrow?
why the FUCK are you reddit spacing?
underage phoneposting sack of shit, get out of here

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>if its long its kino!
I think this is the understanding among dumbfuck redditors and the like

Unironically this
youtu.be/WI0mSEzttx8

just a bunch of lads, having fun together

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it's why they all love dogshit like lav diaz and satantango

sup reddit

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love how they just let him reload a double-action shotgun

youtu.be/lW0tbvYamQ0

The alligator entering the swamp from the very first scene of The Thin Red Line is as KINO as it gets

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what is this from

What did she expect when she sat so close to the designated kinoplex molester?

>jane asher deep end

pls read filenames.

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>closing both your eyes while shooting
is this boy retarded

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true. it's funny how many rubes fall for the liquid smoke meme

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The atmosphere and setting of Elysium was pure kino, it's a shame the plot of the second half was mostly garbage.

yeah but it's the only fast food in my area that offers a veggie burger so it has that going for it

needs two seconds more but(t)

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its like they turned troll logic into a feature length film

yes except the chicken sandwiches. The most expensive one, not the long cafeteria food one

that poor stuntman

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holy shit that's metal

>youtube.com/watch?v=joqX0_llyWE

The scene from Signs when they're throwing around the radio on top of the car is pretty good too.

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tora tora tora, very good film

I was a stunt scene gone wrong I believe.

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Yang really understood women

but rises again

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What the actual fuck. Throughout all these years this webm is posted around I thought it was the actor that played Carl in the Walking dead.

that one guy got yeeted

You couldn't tell that the webm is obviously a movie from the 70's at the latest? You're silly.

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cheating

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I thought they changed the style and added fake analog effects, kinda like they did in the First man.

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>Bat signal is visibly redirected into Wayne manor.
Gee, I wonder who the Batman really is.

Based Locke

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His hideout/mansion is out of the way.

youtube.com/watch?v=QnVl_TXhoZs

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>for some ungodly reason
The director couldn't figure out what to cut so he just left it all in.

The assassination of jesse james also has a 4 hour cut.

The beautiful overlap 1:53 into IW+Endgame.

me on the right

>youtube.com/watch?v=QnVl_TXhoZs

K I N O

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The rest of the show was a bit of a slog but this scene had a certain magic to it.

>barry lyndon
no bullets move in arch and only way to do that have
a. some serious wind > 75mph probably
b. the round having have to be guided ie "like a missile"

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Walking Dead: Directors Cut

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Brighter Summer Day
--And every Taiwanese movie ever--
is only considered good because their actress looks different from what we are used to

This and Theodon's last ride ending the batte of Helm's Deep

>mfw I look up liquid smoke
>it's real

Fuck I used to get the neck shakes too when in a social situation, absolutely horrible sensation

Dick status: Muh

this made me fucking thirsty

it only really got obnoxious in the third film honestly.

>double-action
double-barrel*

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just wanna appreciate a quality thread on Yea Forums. good shit boys

true patrician

how do I get a sward loving gf like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=uIFpeBwfvbc

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It just does not get better than this.
youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI

for fuck's sake
you're that british chinese neet scum that leeches off of his folks from the tokyo thread earlier
can you get a fucking grip?

AHHHH NO PLEASE NOT HER

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based

>"Are ya winning, Uht?"

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absolutely shit-tier shoelaces

no new IP, why are you fucking obsessed with the chinks?

I disagree wholeheartedly. Their chicken is so much better than McDonalds. The best fast food joints are your local/regional family owned restaurants. Like Burger Time here in the upper-midwest or In n Out on the west coast.

>There's only one person who has seen this acclaimed film that's nearly 30 years old! It must be him, the anonymous man I think about!
Yeah, he definitely needs to get a grip. Not you, though.

>t. Alyssa Milano

kino

any other similar movies like Naked and Pi that involve paranoia/conspiracies with bible/religions?

There's only one person that posts obscure bugmen kino for the past 2 days. His manner of posting is the same as well. It's him.

Holy fucking milkers

I make Yang and HHH threads every few months and I'm a fucking spic, schizo faggot

Not an argument.
Die in a fire.

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I sure will stop posting now because of your autistic posts, retarded bitch

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the irony

You will never have a soul. Fucking bugmen.

I smell haparage. I'm so sorry bro.

Why would a hapa hate asians?

>aging make up
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=l5ngCHUcR5g

Clickbait title, but good video

sucks that jackie is a complete asshole in real life and a mouthpiece for the chinese government

I think the director has great understanding of sci fi and futuristic settings, but his movies are always somewhat mediocre
pretty entertaining visually tho
I have hopes he makes something great

I have always avoided bourne movies
are they any good?

That's complete dogshit. He's so kind, giving and respectful he's close to sainthood status. He's still human though so whatever bullshit you're thinking of can't even compare.

The first three are very good yes.

np.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/35fyl8/my_favorite_jackie_chan_story/cr47urw/

I was wondering what the fuck I was watching the whole time, the first time I got Lynched, I don't have anything to say about that movie.

now the dinner scene at the back of the alley was absolutely fucking great. it's fucking brilliant
but I have no idea what the fuck has to do with anything.
fuck lynch man

holy fucking shit nigger, that's incredible
how do you even film this

>how do you even film this
accidentally

>reddit
Kys

Patrick Fischler is the most based "that guy" actor ever.

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god damn son

that's beautiful
sauce me the name of this kino

The difference is the assassination of jesse james is actually good.

>He is also known as an extremely strict parent. As in "punching your child" strict, not that it really stopped his son from being arrested in Beijing on drug charges (weed, which may or may not change your opinion of the charges depending on your views on recreational drugs). He is very cold to his child. During the above arrest instead of support he basically completely ignored Jaycee(no visit during custody, refused to appear in the trial as proof of character). Instead Jackie seemed more interested in addressing the press about how disappointed he was in him, constantly setting up press conferences to apologize for his son's actions(which, what the fuck, you don't apologize on behalf of a grown-ass 30-something adult).~~ He has also gone on public record to say that he will not be leaving Jaycee anything after he dies. Personally I think expecting your child to make his own fortune is one thing, but publicly saying that you are afraid he will just waste your money is another.~~ Basically, he constantly feels the need to establish how fair and just a person he is to the public at the expense of his own bastard child.

>His biggest criticisms come from his political leanings, though. The records are out there, so feel free to google it if you are interested in further reading. He consistently acts as one of the more prolific mouthpieces for the Chinese Communist Party (NOT China, see below). His statements are always incredibly inflammatory ("People's freedom should be restricted" etc.), poorly-supported, very heavily propagandized, and not to mention reductionist and biased. There is no logical or reason at play in most of his political rants. His entire strategy towards commenting on any political issue is basically "I'm famous so fuck you. Hail the Party."

youtube.com/watch?v=eilDS0IKhLE

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>reddit post as proof
> stories that are purely anecdotal and rumour-based
> personal bullshit from his family that nobody has any business knowing about
> His biggest criticisms come from his political leanings, though.
Like I've said, complete dogshit. Jackie Chan is one of those extremely rare scenarios where a successful worldwide known person has used his power and influence to give something good and positive back. Who the fuck cares if he's strict with his child? Such a fucking chinese thing to gossip about, jesus christ.

>As a result of these things his image has really gradually transformed into something of a punchline in local communities. The many memes that you might see of him when visiting Chinese websites are mostly done in derision.

>Some of the posters in this thread have already pointed out that it's hard for someone to turn against your countrymen and all that, but I would like to note that his support isn't for China and its people, but for the oppressive single-party government regime that actively suppresses humanitarian efforts or democratic processes that attempt to return political power to the people by creating arbitrary laws to imprison human rights lawyers, or hold people indefinitely with trial (there is literally a law against "causing trouble and picking quarrels", which is so vague and poorly-defined that it allows the arrest of basically anyone for anything and yes, it pretty much is exclusively used to target political activists).

>He is also fiercely anti-American, which can come off as hypocritical considering that he made a considerable part of his fortune in America.

>I would like to stress that I'm not trying to discredit his cinematic achievements. That is a part of his life that is completely unrelated to who is he outside of the screen, and in it he is definitely an unparalleled legend who deserves the respect for being such.

>But at the same time, he is also a global, public figure who personally comes across as being very callous about the consequences of his actions and words. And that, I think, is worrying. He basically acts like he can do and say whatever he wants, for the pleasure of his own benefits, regardless of who and how many it hurts. It's how a lot of people behave, but as a public figure his ethics should be placed under more scrutiny.

that guy was great in dinotopia

It used to be good, but yes in the past years it has become god awful

Say what you will about the film, watching that last half hour in a crowded theater was fucking incredible.

>0 sources on every statement
>doesn't actually list who has Jackie Chan hurt exactly and how

have you read his autobiography? his early life and training was fucking brutal

It had good sound design.

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Based Sharpe

buzzfeednews.com/article/kevintang/jackie-chan-offends-chinese-netizen

msn.com/en-xl/asia/life-arts/exclusive-jackie-chan-calls-himself-a-real-bard-and-admits-hes-slept-with-scores-of-prostitutes-never-signed-his-black-amex-card-because-he-cant-write-and-threw-his-toddler-son-across-the-room-in-a-rage-in-explosive-memoir/ar-BBQn5QK?li=BBJGCka

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I remember this article. Are you really going to say you have never done stupid shit when you were young? The fact of the matter is the only reason any of this is known is because he opened up about it. There's shit in my life I'll never tell a fucking soul.

doesnt excuse him from being an asshole though

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what is this from

youtu.be/jRK1S7HIvzk

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based.

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scenes women cannot understand

Wait, is Tom cruise/ethan a leftie? Never noticed that before

It's funny because it's true.

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the mirror (1975)

Is the 4 hour version of Jesse James good?

That CG is awful. Holy fuck.

Nuclear kino

youtube.com/watch?v=nemYBeT4aQY

no one knows besides the people who were at that premiere. Supposedly it was excellent :(

thank you, I'll look it up
it looks like, it looks like some of the guys were really running for their lives

kino

i would fuck both jane fonda and michael douglas circa 1978

is that the creature from Cloverfield? I haven"t watched the Godzilla movies

Reminder that the plane was supposed to crash onto the runway, not run into the extras who are honestly running for their lives.

Tora! Tora! Tora! is one of the greatest war movies of all time.

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made for zoomers

That entire article reads like the director wrote it himself. I have no clue how it hasn't been moderated.

Most of that movie was god awful but that one scene where the Lady of the Lake pulls Arthur into a puddle was really close to kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=nySRdsNyvtc

that guy is talented, did his best for the role but the flick still is shit, and I agree with you only from 0:44

When I ate it a lot from 13-18 I thought it was fine for its burgers. Apparently it's really hit or miss now. I don't really vibe with the majority's opinion on fast food because they think KFC, Taco Bell, Carl's Jrs (Hardy's) and Wendy's is super good!

Foodies are also not even human and should be shot for thinking a place being "local" somehow means its food is top tier. I know you like to pretend you're Bojack Horseman sitting at your local hole in a wall to spend the afternoon working on that movie script you been throwing around, but that's not reality.

Also for the love of god stop comparing $3 dollar fast food burgers to $10 burger dinners. Why do all of you do this?

spacing goddamn it.

No, the people in the story are special, it's like a psychic power.

>blushing and smiling like a retard at a girl
deserved it not gonna lie

well, it's fantasy

>"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"
>"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
Also, Morpheus breaking the handcuffs.

I can't believe these movies were ever acceptable, nay popular.

Jack Nicholson was a fucking terrible Joker.

I agree, only the bit starting from 0:44, and the vision shit nearly ruins the scene. I would have much preferred if the Lady of the Lake remained silent and offered no visions, if she just stared at him while silently putting the sword back in his hand.

cringe, the opinion

jackie chan

go back to your nolan flicks, you fucking pleb

He knew he had to die because he wouldn't comprise his code and go along with the lie, he was going to expose Ozymandias even if it wasn't the smart thing to do.

>Jack Nicholson was a fucking terrible Joker.

delet.

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Whole movie was highly underrated when it came out, it perfectly encapsulated the source material.

this is what all women are going to do to you incels

Source?

At the end of this clip I just want to stand up and yell "GET FUCKED".

this, that guy can handle scenes, he is underrated af

>no trigger discipline
absolute filth

>Absolutely no recoil
ruined

that prime JB scene

As if Tark wasn't cheating as well.
Got the dream sequence with the mother?

>implying there's something as non-prime JB

>curculio
neat that i understand that now

What is this from? I've seen it all over

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I'd take The Dark Knight over every Tim Burton movie ever made.
Fite me boomer.

Kino that neither women or people that don't sail will ever understand

Very true.

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makes me want to bomb argies

This scene is kino from Shin Godzilla.

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youtu.be/iwEdvXKFRJQ

frankly nauseating. just launch the nukes and end everyone.

She looks like James Mcavoy

it's about the socially detached youths, somewhat like Akira, but in a historical non-sci-fi setting

The Strain, except it's edited.