Wake up

i wouldnt want to ruin his career and life with my brain

go on a hunger strike until the snydercut is released

Play world of Warcraft so much it destroys my career, body and mental state.

Dodge the light coming from mirror like he dodged steppenwolf. Become my normal self again

>open pc
>open chrome
>www.4channel.org/tv

I'd tell Armie how i really feel and kiss

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Call my agent and tell them to fuck DC off and get me in to Marvel.

i'd be mad because i'm now less attractive than i i used to be, but i'd learn to deal with it since atleast i'm a little taller.

GODDAMMIT

>wat do?
fina + rogain

Have sex.

You'd still be a beta pussy at heart. You still would not have the balls to approach any girl and would still be a self loathing faggot.

Honestly I'd find my body because I can only assume he's in it now and no one else deserves that.

But I check his peepee out first no homo.

You need to use your powers more wisely.

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Bang all black women and colonize them

make lonely and horny posts with picture of ryan gosling on tv/

This except no Gal Gadot

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Immediately upload a video of me saying "Nigger" over and over for an hour straight.

Personally I'd stare Henry Cavill. It will take a while given his size. But I'd make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that British bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Kal. Yes, I will have ensured Henry Cavill greedily gobbled up the flesh of his beloved dog that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his dog. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his hinds and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that meathead. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his dog being raped by a midget, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile smug prick.

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A daring synthesis

This, but genuinely

Have sex with mammario until I die

>tfw women will never look at you like that as you walk away
Shit sucks, dude.

Call up my agent and say I want a Man from U.N.C.L.E Sequel

Also call up Debicki if she wants to return, we'll say her character survived

Call BRAD Bird and Grant Morrison up and get to work on new Superman movie

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buy a huge expensive dog and spoil the shit out of it as a masculine superstar

Get Gina Carano back and start breeding an army of godchildren.

What a good group of lads

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this

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based

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>wake up in bed
>henry is next to you
wat do?

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Mutt, Jew tranny, alcoholic Bostonian, dindu, and Bong. Burn them all?

I'd have sex

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Call myself at home, of course.

isn't it obvious?

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Make more The Tudors kino.

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What did he mean by this

Cringe, those our /ourlads/ you pleb.

Pray to god, jesus fuck im finally white

BASED DChads

Oh no, trust me, I do approach women, single or in a relationship, and hook up with them, but because I'm not so good looking it takes me more time to do it.

With Cavill's or Hemsworth's looks it would be easier.

Imagine it being this easy. Damn.

Gotta respect the guy.

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is that real lol

This is how Justice League should have been: all these broken fellows having a good time, with some BBQ, beers and doing silly stuff. Then they could proceed to fight some aliens and then go back home to party more.

that roast bitch needs to get the FUCK away from my husbando so help me god

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Check and see how big my peepee is

Why do women ruining everything, bros?

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oh its for sure real he doesn't take pictures with woman unless there little girls

Would be absolute kinography

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I liked it.

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I haven’t a clue. There’s lots of legal issues involved with it. I’d have to find him in my old body but then he’d most likely want his old life back even in my body which is easily doable but me getting my old life back can’t happen now that I’m a famous celebrity. I’d have restart college to get my degree. I’d have to get a new place. I guess I could just take like 150k for myself to help me out while I get my things in order

Henry is one of the most based and likeable people alive. He's also objectively the most handsome man alive.
He's a good guy, supports charities and stuff, is cool to all his fans, isn't a dick about his fame.
I seriously wish I was gay so I could be open about being in love with hi

based sensible user.

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I'd ride his body until the heart died. I'd kick ass and crush pussy until I'd dropped dead

god they need to fuck

so many option, but I know exactly where to start

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Is he wearing a sailors uniform?

It's a martial arts uniform, I think he does Jiu Jitsu.

Masturbate in front of a mirror.

Probably cry, I don't like the idea of not being me

Mamoa is such a bro. Too bad he's a pedophile

Have sex with his wife probably... I'm sure'd she'd be disappointed in my performance, but at least I'd know what a vagina feels like.

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if he ended up being a fag like Madden there's totally something wrong with this world

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Furiously masturbate to myself.

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You mean there's totally something RIGHT about this shit world after all.

Go out and fuck the first 8 to 10/10 I stumble upon.

Go to a tailor and buy multiple proper fitting suit sfor my massive frame, like I had when I was slimmer.

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What is that LL cool j doing there?

I'll date some 16 year old girls

He's an actor these days, has been for a while.

haha SO 2015

Order $500 worth of Propecia and Rogaine through Amazon Prime.

>wake up
>look in the mirror
>you're now henry cavill
LOOK AT THE TOP OF MAH HEAD
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Females have joined the thread.

more like jealous incels

>screaming_Goose.png

You know you're manly as fuck when you can pull off a receding hairline into part of your style.

More like bitchy queers, they care about hairlines as much as females do

I would probably go to an event of some kind and try to fuck every single women there. Literally fuck one in the bathroom, walk out and pick up another one. Ugly, beautiful, average - you name it, I am fucking them. Just completely cleaning out the crowd.

>receding hairline

You spend too much time on /fit/ if you think that prevents anyone from getting laid

assuming he's also me i would wait a year or so until he gets me /fit/ and then seek him out to swap back

fuck 14 year olds

>>you're now henry cavill
>wat do?

Make love to myself for starters. I'm not even gay and I accept that he is a beautiful man, as if a god had a baby with an olympian.

find the best twink I can find, preferably Timothée Chalamet, and exert the size difference power by plowing him mercilessly

Buy a wig

It's called a hairpiece for a man you tranny lmao.

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He's still shorter than Ben Affleck.

rape all women

ben affleck doesn't have as good facial aesthetics and if you are already 6'1 you don't need anymore height. Its already perfect.

uh borg life?

Yes, and?

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play World of Warcraft or The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

Ben Affleck is 6'3" Henry Cavill is Manlet 6'0" helped out by superman lifts. Will manlets ever learn?

So be just like Henry Cavill.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Stop bullying Henry.

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Cavill is top tier daddy, the hairline just adds to his charm. Add in some graying and a beard and bitches will flood the fucking streets when he walks by. The real problem is thinning hair and a bald spot at the top of your head, receding hairline like that only benefits you if it doesn't go overboard.

Measure his dick

Double coat pockets....compensating for something.

I already look like a Henry Cavil but I’m 6’7” AMA

GOD--

DAMMIIIIITTTTTTTT

AAAAAAAA

Is that an american akita? those are my favourite breed.

>Finally ask her out.

Oooh the feeeellsssss....

>the hairline just adds to his charm.

He's more or less had the same hairline for at least 10 years, don't know why people are surprised. It's pretty standard whitey hairline.

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The point is that hairline is not the issue for men's attractiveness, thinning is. A bald spot always makes you look like a fucking creep but somewhat receded hairline just makes you look like a man instead of a boy.

The main thing for women is height. Beyond that you've got the likes of jawline and weight/muscle. Hairline is somewhat down the list as long as you have other features which pick up the slack.

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Masterbait, look at that man, I want to watch him cum.

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Robb Stark is a fag?

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based

kek

Henry better be the next Bond and Armie Felix Leiter

Look for my old self and rape him

His 'room mate' and best friend is Sam smiths ex- boyfriend

collect unemployment check

In an ideal world yes.

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Damnit...

>sam Smith
wouldn't mind being called a slut for the upgrade

This

Henry Cavill’s face is so perfect that if anything the receding hairline enhances it. It’s part of his hyper masculine look

Honestly, he might be "too good" for being James Bond.
Considering the current state of the UK, next James Bond will be brown or something

>hey guys its my first day on Yea Forums

Tbhfamalam is just wanna cuddle with him bc he’s so pretty and I actually believe he’s a nice dude.
>if I could rape him though I’d breed that ass as much as humanly possible

I would immediately ruin my own career by going directly into porn mocking batman v superman except play a cuck and have it be blackman vs cuckold man.

Why do these two always look so happy and full of life? Is it the receding hairlines?

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Film myself doing a bunch of illegal/immoral things and extort Cavill for millions of dollars.

drink some chocolate milk
jerk off

Get hair implants and bang as many 9/10s as I possibly can. When I finally get bored, I'll buy 4channel from hiro with my Hollywood money and fire all the jannies

You don't need hair implants when you're this good looking, you weirdo.

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Who is the turbofaggot on the right?

Why is Ben sitting with his legs crossed, the each guy next to him is spreading his legs like an alpha?

>wat do?
have sex

Very fast gay

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>finally be a 10/10 chad
>still sperg out because I have nothing to say to a woman

jesus christ literally every woman in that room is looking at him

>Why do these two always look so happy
because these two are gay

apologize to CHADZAM!!!

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Cock my gun arms and punch brie Larson

>Very fast gay

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Wonder how long I'll be training today (because I don't workout anywhere near as much).

kek

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