Your favorite movie. Your virginity status

Return of the king. Non virgin

Seriously have sex all of you

>pitch black
undeniably based

the great debate

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Place Beyond the Pines
Virgin

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master and commander
volcel

Depends on the genre
Been a not-virgin for longer than I've been a virgin

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Let the right one in
Not virgin

Zombieland
Not virgin

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29 year old virgin here, get my wizard powers in less than a month

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The Tree of Life
2 relationships, current one has lasted 5 years

Conan the Barbarian
I wish I was still a virgin

Blade Runner 2049, very cool virgin

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Ten Days That Shook the World
(1) sex

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Fellowship of the Ring or ROTK.
Comfy gf of 8 years non virg

big trouble in little china
not a virgin

Enter The Void
Virgin 4 life, chaste til' I die

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starship troopers, pretty much a male thot. currently in a monogamous relationship with gf i think i'll marry.

Bane
Aye

Mulholland drive
Kiss less virgin

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that poster is pretty based

Alita: Battle Angel

Have had two partners. The second one hardly counts because it was only one night, but not a one-night stand. I have never had a gf who lived in the same city.

Goodfellas
not virgin
>master and commander
Excellent taste.

Anyone older than 28 and still a virgin here? Legit want to kill myself sometimes.

BR2049
kissless hugless virgin

Slacker
unvirgin

No, luckily I'm only a 27 year old virgin.

I don't understand how dudes who get some woman pregnant and have to divide their child's time up between the parents don't consider themselves an absolute failure and want to kill themselves. I just cannot fucking imagine a woman who's not my utterly loyal and submissive wife having any kind of say over my kid.

why not hire a hooker? Did you try online dating?

O Brother Where Art Thou
Not a virgin.

I don't know if I have a favourite, so I'll list a few
>American Psycho
>Nightcrawler
>300
>The Prestige

Virginity status:
>non-virgin
>but haven't had sex in almost 2 weeks (tfw no gf [anymore])

normie gtfo

Avengers: End Game
Have sex with multiple woman every night

Why not just hire a whore and get it over with?

>>but haven't had sex in almost 2 weeks (tfw no gf [anymore])
Since my divorce it's been a few months here... Send help, I'm literally thirsty all the fucking time.

Or better yet. Install grindr.

godfather
non virgin, but havent had sex since i was 16

What do you think I am.
I don't associate with whores.
Begone, pleb.

I've passed on 99% of my opportunities to have sex. If the girl ends up pregnant she has to be worth the risk/trouble.

cope

Wall*E
Fucked 28 girls in total + 5 or 6 escorts

collateral
not a virgin

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>Have had two partners. The second one hardly counts because it was only one night, but not a one-night stand. I have never had a gf who lived in the same city.
Same here down to every detail, that's weird.

Jurassic Park

Me too but I deeply regret them and just wish I hadn't been such a pussy

>collateral
my man. Favorite Cruise movie

Secret Window. I liked it a lot as a kid, nowadays I may have watched better movies, but I'm too dead inside to feel any sort of connection.

Kissless virgin.

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Mars Needs Moms, never had sex

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The Matrix

1 gf (2 sexes), 1 whore (1), 1 one-night-stand (1), 1 friend with benefits (~20)

I had my first time sex with a prostitute at age 18 because I thought "If I didn't get laid at 18 years old I might as well go to a hooker".

I've had 6 girlfriends since then and I'm now 25. The biggest tip I can give you is to find female friends. And I don't mean you seeing those girls as potential romances I mean see them as genuine friends and your equal. Because 90% of her friends will be female and you'll be invited to house parties and events where 90% of attendants will be women. Most of those women are just like the guys on Yea Forums. They almost never leave their home and only have a couple of (same sex) friends. When you give them a little bit of attention at the party of her female friend she'll immediately fall in love with you since she is so very sheltered. Those are the best girlfriend to have.

But yeah you need to actually build a social network to get those. Again try to find a female friend through work/uni/hobbies first. It's almost impossible to get a girlfriend without doing it like this and most of the normies also get a girlfriend this way (through friends and social circles).

I have the idea that most incels think that normies just go to a bar and take out a girl to smash and then she becomes his girlfriend or something. This is not the case for the majority.

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tom cruise should play villains more often, he is absolutely menacing as vincent

Goodfellas
not virgin

>Goodfellas
>not virgin
LITERALLY ME
EXTREMELY BASED

>Most of those women are just like the guys on Yea Forums. They almost never leave their home and only have a couple of (same sex) friends. When you give them a little bit of attention at the party of her female friend she'll immediately fall in love with you since she is so very sheltered. Those are the best girlfriend to have.
I want to believe

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non virgin
tinker tailor soldier spy

he's probably too worried about his image to show his powerlevel regularly

>Secret Window
underated Depp kino desu

>most of the normies also get a girlfriend this way (through friends and social circles).
True, that actually works

Last Crusade. Not a virgin. Haven't had sex in years.

God I wish I could be straight

Boogie Nights
Lost it at 15

Robocop (1987)
Have sex about 2-4 times a week with my wife

Alitashitters really do deserve to be executed

Me: same as op
Virginity status: lost it at 20 now have healthy sex life

A Clockwork Orange
Not a virgin but tempcel

been there, done that. good advice for average looking people but not uggos like me. you can talk to all the girls, make them enjoy the conversation with you and everything but at the end of the day you need to surpass a certain level of attractiveness to get them actually flirt with you. on top of that, most girls already have a bf and the ones who stay single just have ridiculously high standards.
it is true that normies get lucky with this strategy from time to time though.

Revenge of the Sith. Virgin, but I have kissed a girl. Once

American Psycho
Virgin

out with you, normie scum

Me: Same as these gentlemen
Virginity Status: Lost it at 18 to my first serious girlfriend. Been having regular sex with my current gf ever since

the passion of the christ
non-virgin

Dirty Harry
lost it at 16
try it, it’s fun!

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Ratatouille, not a virgin

Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
Virgin

have sex
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Apocalypse Now
Kissed 4 girls and had sex with 1 many times (gf)
although its been two years and i am now becoming a wizard

become celibate

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Lawrence of Arabia
Virgin
20

>have friends
lol

Shocking

Clerks
Married with a kid, my wallet is hurting today.

Big Trouble in Little China, not a virgin

based

bend over*20

Avengers Infinity War
Lost virginity decades ago

Married, both virgins before we married.

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Mac & Devin Go To High School
Done pretty much everything except actual penis in vagina sex

Enjoy burning in hell.

Alita: Battle Angel
Virgin

Blade Runner 2049
Have sex all the time

Das boot
Kisseless virgin

Blade runner
Fucks on the reg

What a surprise!

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>All these virgins
Have sex.

The Princess Bride - not a virgin

>Have sex.
how? you keep telling me to have sex but HOW

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Tell them to bend over

Lotr
Not virgin, gonna get it sucked in 10 min.

The Thing
Virgin

Install grindr

Pirates of the Caribbean
Not a virgin

LoTR

Kissless Virgin
Never held a girl's hand.
Never been on a date.

The nice guys
not a virgin

Conan the Barbarian (1982 release), not a virgin, though I could be an honorary one considering I haven't fucked anything since 1999.

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Fight Club
not virgin

Lethal Weapon
Married with two kids, get sex on the reg

Normies such as you dont belong here in Yea Forums. Begone

Kung Pow!
Pound my GFs pussy twice most days (not virgin)

Hara-kiri, not a virgin since 2011

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The Fellowship of the Ring
Virginity: Lost

So what's your theory then? I think mine is that I want sex to be meaningful. I want to be in love and that's not really how you start a relationship with a woman in the same city. That repels them, makes me seem needy. I'd literally have more success if I just walked up to women and said I wanted to fuck them. Is that what a stronger man would do? Am I weak for wanting to feel the strength that being in love gives me? There's really nobody worth that kind of love, though, and I hate turning cynical, so I just don't look anymore or do anything. I watch TV.

Maybe I'll kill someone someday.

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Apocalypse Now.

Lost virginity at age 15 in 2004.

300
not virgin

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>Your favorite movie
The Aviator
>Your virginity status
(Friendless) KHV
>Your favorite show (Bonus)
Mad Men

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With the kids?

Ran
Payed for it before 30 hit

The thin Red Line

lost it last month, am 25

how do i get rid of deathgrip syndrome and restore sensitivity to my circumcised mushroom tip brehs?

Go nofap for 6 months

For the love of God please have sex.

Shame
Not a virgin, but only sexxed once and not for coming up on 4 years

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Based. Lost mine a few months ago at 23 after a horrible existential crisis. And based movie.

5th element

not a virgin but still a loser. 3 year dry spell

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

V

Akira (the non-annoying dub). Not a virgin.

Drive
Non-Virgin

Jurassic Park, Virgin

In Bruges.
Started having sex consistently after 23

Indiana Jones, lost virginity at 18 4 years later still have have regular sex 3 days a week with same gf.
My dick has very thin skin tho, so I always cum in 5 secs first time then wait for 15 minutes for the second 30 min sex but its not so fun since I don't really feel anything. Still boosts my ego tho...

Try a month

The End of Evangelion.

Lost my virginity at 17. 6 girls since then (22 now).

Pathetic

Alita

Lost it at 23

what did he meme by this

Infinity Wars
lost virginity at 22

Women just fuck anything they want on tinder from age 15 now. Where the fuck have you been?

they are only looking for chads on tinder

Cowboy Bebop

Virgin

I read it as day not year lel

Lost my virginity a year ago at age 27. Been with 5 girls since then. Favourite movie: Home Alone.

Is it really that bad in america? I'm from eu and I don't know anyone with tinder installed, i'm in uni with mostly girls around and most of them are virgins or looking for a guy traditional way.

>The biggest tip I can give you is to find female friends

Confirming this as pure wisdom.

damn i wish

this but not a virgin

Seven Samurai

virgin

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If your favorite movie has ryan gosling in it you are virgin even if you are not.

Das Boot
KHHHV

the fifth element
married with a kid on the way

how many layers are we in?

>all of the virgins have good taste in kinos
>all the non virgins don't
really makes me go hmmmm

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I am a proud virgin that I am not.

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The Lord of The Rings - Virgin

Apocalypse Now
Married with Children

Good choice user. 2049 is actually much more superior to the original than the faggots on here like to realize.

Matrix
mega virgin.

Favorite movie: Drive (unironically)
Virginity: Body Count of 17 and graduating college with a decent job

Captain Marvel
I have five kids, three with women I wasn't married to

also, re: all other posters in this thread. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(gasp)
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t2 probably

non

The Passion of the Christ
Virgin until I give birth this December

Alita: Battle Angel
Not a virgin, but it's been 6 years since my last time.

Cherish (2002)
Virgin but I don't want to have sex, it's probably disgusting

Nice.

hmm what did she mean by this?

Kissless handholdless virgin here.
They are both extremely good and whoever thinks either one is bad is a certified mental midget.

>retarded
>5 kids

Checks out.

Alien
I have only ever fucked one girl but after 9 years, i'm still fucking her

Kung Fu Hustle
Raped when I was 4 and I honestly haven't handled it well so anytime a women tries to get physical with me I freak out

Based.

Chungking Express
I wish I was a virgin

Captain Marvel
Had lots of sex recently

I hope it gets better user.
Was forced to watch hardcore porn when I was 5 still have random panic attacks when I have sex and I'm 27

retarded and still better then you

Beasts of no nation
Non-virgin lost it at 18

Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut.
Non-virgin. Also sex is overrated as fuck, but you need to have it to understand

*than

Captain Marvel
Endless sex

It's overrated but I want more
Comfy movie

wut? what's wrong with having sex? Anyone can do it haha, just go to a bar or something and talk to a girl, guarantee you can get her back to yours in under 20 mins if you play your cards right

liars

Buy a fleshlight and use that instead of hands

Will help with endurance and get used to regular sex feeling and ostop deathgrip

>get her back to yours
haha

Rashamon
Slay Count: 3 including a brappawg milf that i picked up from Applebee's

A History of Violence
had sex 3 weeks ago

Kill Bill vol.1
Virgines virgin

what, you still live with your parents or something? I guess when I was a teen we used to do it in secluded places, or at a party, but I guess it would be pretty weird to suggest it for a one-night stand. Just ask for her place instead or something

Blade runner 2049, virgin.

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The Town
Virgin, but reasonably confident I'll lose it soon just like i've been for the past 5 or 6 years

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>Just ask for her place instead or something
hey there m'lady, might I say that you're looking mighty fine today, would be great if you would want to have sexual intercourse with me this very night, oh and I hope you have your own residence where we could proceed thank you

Don't watch movies anymorem practically all the Hollywood film-making of today is stooping to cheap salacious pornography in a crazy bastardization of a great art to compete for the 'patronage' of deviates and masturbators.

I've had tons of girlfriends and I have never inserted myself into a social circle or tried to be friends with girls

This "tip" is completely unnecessary

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, not a virgin

Jesus dude, do you have autism?
Just mess around with her, make her laugh, ask her to get some air, say it's pretty chilly or something, then let's go to yours. Literally that easy

JUST NO.

This

The big short
Not virgin, obviously

Contact, I have a kid

This is just shitposting, right? This isn't /r9k/, there can't possibly be this many virgins on the board.

>go to yours
haha x2

just b urself dude

Alien
No sex in 2 yrs

Protip: Every single board on this site is and was just /r9k/ + a hobby/interest.
You can make a kissless virgin thread on any board you want and you'll get +200 replies almost everytime.

You would be aware of this if you weren't such a flaming tourist newfaggot

? I don't get it. What exactly is the issue?

where do you think you are?

the dude you're replying to is a virgin, and knows everyone else are virgins, including you, but said that in order to get low IQ replies, meaning you.

Gran Torino
Not virgin

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2049
Not a virgin.

Everyone here should go and post in the /soc/ Tinder general threads

Help keep them alive, and also get laid

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I live with my parents. Epic I know.

surely your parents wouldnt mind you getting a little action haha

why don't you move out? That's the best way to get laid, cos no girl is gonna want to suck your dick in the toilet of a club

Taxi Driver
Not a virgin (only cause I paid for a hooker)

fuck I just got PRANKED

Man, imagine actually putting the dick inside a woman. It must feel great!

and regardless, not everything has to be a one-night lay. Just ask a girl out on a couple dates, plan for when your parents arent home or hers. Literally, after 3 dates it's completely normal to say lets go to yours

Network
Virgin

>surely your parents wouldnt mind you getting a little action haha
It would be weird if I even brought a "friend" home, let alone a girl
>why don't you move out?
Poorfag

The Thing (1982)
The Lion King
Old Boy

Non-vingin.

The Thing
Not a virgin

what, you dont have friends?

>Just ask a girl out
Which girl? Where? How?

Not really, at best they could be called acquaintances.

Tinder is good, but Bumble is more for relationships, so perhaps you may wanna try that. Or ask one of the girls in your friendship group, or ask a friend to set you up, or meet someone at a local thing/hobby you do?
ditto above

It's ungodly easy to get laid.

I'm a fat, man titted, balding, manlet, shitty job, suspended license, alcoholic loser, for all intents and purposes, and I have slept with 100 girls.

Go on POF, project an image of """"maturity"""" but hipness.
>Dont party, do drugs but likes snowboarding or offroading or whatever

Go after single mothers. Give an illusion that you will be their new daddy to their child.
Similiar to the beginning of the Zac Efron Ted Bundy flick.

You will get your dick sucked and be drowning in a dozen pussies within 24 hours.

Or simply go after the ugliest permavirgin females, they are easy to find, and extremely tight.

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POF really works?
When I tried it, got the impression that it was some sort of scam app that no one actually uses, or that only works if you throw $ at it

this

>go to /soc/ for the first time in my life out of curiosity
>filled with normalfags and autists trying to be normalfags, also people who just want to see boobs
grand, will never be going there again

No debate for me, it's Ana

Some of us don't want to get laid

Good Will Hunting, Manchester by the Sea
Virgin

I will not die a virgin
I will figure this out and become normal

12 Angry Men
Father of one

Point break
I had sex 5 hours ago

Avatar
Non-virgin, have gf of 2-1/3 years

Jurassic Park
"Lost" virginity is high school at age 17 to my first gf but it was just me giving her the ol in and out for a few seconds before we decided to stop. Lost it for real at age 22 to a hot yet slutty girl a couple years older than me. I am 29 now in a 3 year relationship.

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Casino. Lost my virginity at 16 like a normal boy.

Green Room
Virgin

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>Tinder
>Bumble
No one uses those in my country, and the ones that do use it merely to collect attention points, no one meets with almost anyone.
>Or ask one of the girls in your friendship group
Don't have a "friendship group"
>or ask a friend to set you up
Don't have someone like that
>meet someone at a local thing/hobby you do
Not much 3D model rendering meet ups out there as far as I'm aware of

based

Tremors
Not virgin (banged a married chick)

It works. You can tell which profiles are fake because the girl will be too attractive, and no bio information.

Real bios girls write paragraphs about me, pose with their kids or dogs, etc.

Its easy to pick out the real ones.

Also my advice also is have first dates in a relatively non-expensive but fun location. By a river walk. Coffee shop. There are girls that will go on serial dates for free food. Make it hard on them by going somewhere that doesnt occur.

Also dont be pushy on first date, if there is chemistry she will call you, if not oh well. Socializing.

Normality is overrated.
I tried the whole shtick.
Got gf, an office job, wide circle of friends, even threw huge parties (+100 people) at my home for my birthday.

It gets old really fast. Little by little I'm reverting to my old antisocial ways.

It's A Wonderful Life

Non virgin but not confident enough to fuck hot women

Try a new sport, or a different hobby. Im sure you dont spend all your evenings 3d model rendering

Mad Max : Fury Road
Non-Virgin

Apocalypse Now
Non-virgin

What honestly went through your head when writing the bluepilled diatribe?

i don't really have a favorite either, but you like a lot of my favs (the rest of the thread too)
>american psycho
>bronson
>drive
>gladiator
>300

non-virgin, but havent fucked regularly since like 2014 (had sex exactly twice, once with a hooker)

What's POF?

so who has the better taste? virgins or non-virgins?

ordet
virgin

Plenty of Fish

Dating site/app from before Tinder became ubiquitous

Mishima
virgin

Virgins, because non-virgins care less about entertainment, have normie taste

The Godfather
Non-Virgin

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Avengers Endgame
Lost my virginity in the theater when I told the 10/10 girl beside me that captain Marvel is the best character.

Least surprising one in the thread. You alitafaggots are the new bronies

>posting lies on the internet

Same here bro divorce just became official and broke up with the girl I was seeing... so fucking thirsty...

Only God Forgives

Virgin

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Freddy got Fingered
Not a virgin, have been in 5 or 6 relationships and never had casual sex before. Recently divorced and only 26. Tried to do the tinder thing but the idea of casually hooking up on a dating app is wierd for me plus I only get 6/10 philipinos and uggos who match with me. I consider myself to be somewhat attractive and I'm 6'1 and skinny so I don't know what I am doing wrong.

Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

First of all, anatomy - no, virgin girls are not tighter and non-virgins, unless they've given birth. No, your tiny dick is not going to change their vaginal structure.

Second, because it is obvious you don't respect women. Women will not have sex with you if you don't respect them and treat them as human beings. As such, I can conclude you've never interacted with a woman.

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>13% of the pop
lmao

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Women will definitely have sex with you even if you disrespect them, in most cases more so.

And yes virgins are tighter. Women who have sex regularly have looser vaginas. Although some virgins have loose vag from abusing monster sex toys.

This is how I know you are a virgin.

Its always the same shit
>I-I'm ugly and I get laid tons!
No you probably aren't. Normalfags are highly insecure and always rate their looks lower than they actually are. I don't know what you expect trying to """""advise""""" adult virgins. Once you are in your mid 20s you have basically missed out on a decade's worth of sexual experience. You are woefully behind and will never catch up. A decade's worth of memories, life-affirming moments, confidence-building, life lessons that will shape your adulthood and basically make you more of a man.

For many thats not even where it begins, for many its the years leading into being a teenager that sets the tone for your life to come. Bullying, divorced parents, handicap, or god forbid all, can have a serious detrimental effect on your social growth and self-worth. Normalfags always like to say "how can you love somebody when you can't even love yourself." I hate that but there is a grain of truth in there. How indeed can you succeed sexually or financially when all your life you've been beaten down, told you aren't good enough, and then really, truly believe you aren't.

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Don't fucking listen to this clown. Disrespecting women does not help you getting laid -- that is not to say you have to be sucking on their toes and holding the door open for them at every opportunity. Just be yourself and don't say any of the things you would say on here and you'll be fine; given you are putting yourself there for long enough.

The Thing / Predator - Had sex

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Indian Jones and the last crusade
Non-virgin and married

I've noticed that single men tend to favorite deep movies, and taken men favor simple ones.

>
>
>
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Alita bronies are fucking pathetic, who would have guessed?

Terminator 2
Lost virgin at 19

Man, the >have sex croud could have had a field day with this thread.

guess they were busy having sex

Finally, someone is acknowledging us. We are gamers and we won't be ignored.

favourite movie: falling down
virginity status: pic related

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Why do Americans misspell words like "fibre"? Baffling.

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Michael Clayton
Lost at 16

Good posts, I didn't even know what this movie was until maybe two days ago when I was regrettably made aware of these autists' existence because they spammed a load of garbage over James Cameron's tweet of congratulations towards Avengers: Endgame.

My new favorite is unironically Avengers Endgame
Kind of a virgin

Sunset Limited
9 girls

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They have a constant general on here where they talk about seeing the movie 20 times and building shrines to her. It's the most highly concentrated autism I have seen in almost 10 years.

fellowship of the ring
saw a lady sunbathing without a top once

>unironically Avengers Endgame

How/why?
I agree it's good, but it's not even the best MCU movie

Incels of the Galaxy vol 2

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Tree of Life
Kissless, hugless, handholdless, friendless 26 year old virgin who lives with his grandparents

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>male
>virgin
pick one

American Psycho
Married at 19, have probably had sex over a thousand times but with only one girl

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Drive, slept with 21 women never been in a relationship

The Winter Soldier was an all around good movie but the final battle in Endgame completely sold me.

kys

>thousand times but with only one girl

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Fantastic Mr.Fox
Not virgin, in relationship for 16 years now

based and well adjusted

It’s true. Even on /fit/ it’s true.
I wonder if Yea Forums are virgins though

>favorite movie
8 1/2 (so far)

>virginity
irl succubus stole it (repeatedly over the course of a year of increasingly freaky sex) along with my soul.

I wonder who even goes on Yea Forums anymore

exclusively horny posters, no gore or anything, just losers jacking off to sissyfication and shitty nudes.

>Even on /fit/ it’s true
ESPECIALLY on /fit/.

>movie
Mad Max: Fury Road

non-virgin; married, first and only partner for 8 years

>I wonder if Yea Forums are virgins though
getting sodomized by a tranny doesn't count

based

Good for you. That's what I've always wanted.

Instead I've slept with dozens of women and I hate them all and hate myself.
Gone 2years as a voluntary celibate in a couple of weeks, still holding out.

Also, Silence of the Lambs

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>Innocence [2004]
>Virgin
How fitting.

They haven't topped /mlp/ yet. One of them needs to put an alita figure in a jar and cum on it everyday for a month.

haha fag. never know the bounty of 100 different pussies.

>possession (1981)
non-virgin, twice married, multiple lovers, fucked two japs at the same time and a mother and daughter within a week of each other.

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28 days later
Technically not a virgin as I used a bad dragon when I was 18

i wish my brain worked and i could actually build lasting friends and relationships

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>fantastic mr fox
>lost virginiry at 19 to a atlest 300lb spic in a dark room, while rhcp and eight-legged freaks played loudly to drown out her fake moans
>i came in like 2 second
>married a less fat spic who was once a raging SJW, but after living with me fod nearly 5 years, became a /pol/ack
Shamefur dispray

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Gotta do what you gotta do, no shame in that other than the mutt babies but at least you are bleaching her.

A Brighter Summer Day. Non-virgin.

No Country for Old Men
Not a Virgin.

Jeez I remember that. Give My Little Alita another month and I'm sure they will do something more autistic and degenerate.

>Children of Men
>not a virgin