what was the best film that Kate Upton appeared in?
What was the best film that Kate Upton appeared in?
Andrew Roberts
Zachary Allen
The film where she comforts me with her boobies after a stressful day of NEETing ;_;
Jose Butler
the film where I titfuck her
we will release it soon
Henry Jackson
The Three Stooges movie really wasn't that bad
Blake Collins
the film where she and Mammario have a breast-Off
Chase Scott
>Upton
>Up-ton
is that their weight?
Thomas Brooks
My wet dream
Jayden Wilson
She's a misproportioned, saggy, skinny-fat whore, relying purely on angles and make-up to hide her plentiful inadequacies.
Aaron Hall
Just throw a baseball super fast guys
Jaxon Nelson
remember like five years ago when her nudes leaked and there was a picture of her with her boyfriend (a baseball player or something, I think) and his ass was bigger than hers?
how can a bitch be like 30 pounds overweight but still have a pancake ass?
Sebastian Stewart
I agree tbqh. For a reboot of the Three Stooges it managed to be a decent homage to that style of slapstick and they didn't modernize the gags at all
Grayson Richardson
>ywn be her 10 year older husband who knocks her up and suckles on her engorged veiny tits.
Just kill me.
Jaxon Edwards
>Kate Upton will never donate her body to science to be cloned as the first braindead sex-robot
Logan Martin
>ywn be Verlander
Life's not fair man
John Mitchell
This disgusting fridge is a stain on the fabric of bikini models everywhere.
She has no curves. She's a fucking rectangle with big floppy tits. She has no definition. No graceful feminine curves.
She's some flabby fridge that was somehow shilled into being an elite model by (((someone))).
Sebastian Miller
It annoys me that there is this movie that she is supposedly in, where she is depicted in revealing clothing on the cover, that doesn't seem to actually exist.
This came out two years ago and yet no one has seen it?
>elite model
All she does is sports illustrated. Guys like her tits, she's not "shilled into" anything. If she was constantly doing runway shows I'd agree with you but she does like 1 thing a year.
Ian Wood
Imagine being this homosexual and bragging about it online
Isaac Reyes
Just let me complain about kikes I'm not insane
Jaxon Sanchez
This, she might be the definition of fridge.
Logan Howard
Refusing to eat flabby and fatty meat doesn't make you a vegan.
Luke Bennett
Go on, lad.
Ryan Myers
I don't want to sound like an "elbow too pointy" but she's got that fridge body going on for her.
Jonathan Howard
Those preg pictures were just...
Josiah Evans
Because her hip bone reaches almost up to her ribcage. Great for having triplets, I guess.
Brandon Perry
A fridge but an iconic fridge. Just happened to be in the right Terry photoshoot at the right time I suppose. Now that people are so used to her, she's familiar and comforting, like a happy meal on the way home from school.
Michael Smith
I don't remember any other film than the one with her and Daddario
Whether you think Upton is hotter than Daddario aside, it was kinda hot to see Daddario out-sized for a change
Joseph Evans
OP just keep posting
Newer stuff if you got it
Charles Cruz
Xavier Cox
This movie deserved more lesbian
Jack Bell
Eeeh. Eeeh. I feel like a scared little boy ;_;
Dylan Ramirez
...
Tyler Gutierrez
Yeah definitely. Tfw no scene of two oiled up titcows sucking on each other's tits. All in all it was really Missed Opportunities: The Movie. Not even a topless scene.
Anthony Evans
Where is this from?
Benjamin Carter
At least a make out scene
And keep posting frens
Wyatt Campbell
Watching through it at 2x speed hoping to find material to .webm was quite the bore. There is one scene where they're on the plan and Kate is moaning in imitation of the "I'll have what she's having" scene that I'm surprised no one mentions.
zishy
Parker Long
oh my god, have sex. just have sex, sweeties, just. just do it. go have sex.
Isaac Evans
I only quickly skimmed through the movie with no sound on desu
Luis Martinez
and YOU have sex. And YOU have sex!!!
Aiden Allen
sports illustrated this year is
>2-4 hot black or mullato girls
>40% generic amateurs
>40% freakshow inclusions
>only "celebrity" they got was Tyra Banks
ffs they try going more in with the size inclusion stuff but then they only get that disgusting Hunter pig. There are tons of hot "plus-size" models. Iskra Lawrence for instance they have some how never featured.
Liam Gray
they went as tad too far
Ryan Cook
>her milkers have GROWN from being pregnant
HNNNNG
Colton Martinez
I imagine what it's like if you're 15 and pic related and look like 10 while in a class with Wtf is wrong with nature, how are those the same age?
Brayden Campbell
what's upton?
Ayden Bailey
Dominic Brooks
Yeah wtf I wanna see Iskra on there. That other plus size model they have is not hot, she's just fat
Give me some big fucking girls who are hot
At least there's not trannies
Joshua Perry
she looking cute today at an SI event
Gavin Ross
She's so big brehs
Nathan Gutierrez
15 is a wide range
Elijah Perry
Seriously, why isn't Kate Upton in more films?
Julian Rivera
>Only have to work once per week
>Get paid hundreds of millions of dollars to throw a ball, literally nothing else
>Come home to this
Zachary Reed
guess her tits are still growing. shame about that ass and the fridge though. the beard isnt helping either.
Nathan Nguyen
she is too busy being a titty cow for her husband also she just recently had a kid so i doubt she will be wanting to work soon
Jace Allen
She got really big from pregnancy
Sebastian Evans
any pics of her pregnant tits?
David Gomez
>15
Dear god
comfy qt
Nathan Thomas
see
Hudson Long
some sleazy photo guy in his late 40s went ham on that 15yo pussy
Isaiah Miller
good fucking lord...
Connor Bell
Fugg what size are these? Probably mog Hendricks with these
>tfw ywn get to these two in kino
Gavin Mitchell
I fucking wish...
Wyatt Green
Me on the right.
Kayden Ortiz
>Stressful day of not doing anything.
Just neck yourself you useless piece of shit.
Joseph Parker
>there's a baby out there that gets to suck on these every day
Juan Hall
>thanks for dating me out on a date user
David Mitchell
I lost my shit when that lion got hit in the nuts. Somebody post the webm.
Daniel Myers
Sebastian Johnson
me at back left
Benjamin Brown
How the fuck did he do it?
He's disgusting.
Bentley Stewart
Her tits must be two or three times that size now
Alexander Hall
that's a big ass
Adam White
that's an odd thing to say
Christopher Ramirez
is this post-pregnant?
Henry Thomas
yes
Eli Cook
>that baby isn't me
Samuel Bennett
I'm certain he's famous and that's how.
Nevertheless, he's far from bad looking.
Levi Morris
Yeah these are from yesterday
Noah Nelson
That ass was fat
Christian Jenkins
Just one suck...need milk
Robert Butler
It would be too much for muh dick
Owen Howard
it's hard to see how she was the big titted SI model when she was 18, she's extremely moderate in those old pics compared to those G's or whatever this is
Levi Stewart
whose her porn lookalike?
katy jayne?
no bad fakes pls
Connor Cook
Mia Melano is good
Isaac Murphy
she has a crappy body and her tits were nothing special. it was literally just that one gif and then the usual media circus happened.
Luke Miller
SOMEONE POST MOAR OF THIS SET
Ian Miller
Why isn't there a yearly competition among female celebrities where they meet to measure each other out to see who's the years biggest
Like, how am I supposed to know who's the queen titcow of each year
Leo Martinez
why are blondes with big boobs so kino?
Lincoln Johnson
because its what you as a man is programmed to think is the female beauty standard since like the 1930s. Sad really
Austin Flores
blue eyes black hair big tits is the best combo
Jason Hall
There are times where I think being a almost 30 year old virgin isn't so bad but when I think about never going to fuck a girl with huge cans I just feel this pain deep inside me.
Adam Anderson
Yes this man here is based and redpilled
Fuck I’m gonna dump in the /he/ thread tomorrow
Jonathan Smith
BIG
Henry Harris
>blue
>not green
Julian Thomas
You first anti depressant popping faggot wage slave enjoy your life time of debt
Matthew Jackson
He's one of the best baseball players of his generation (Upton is a big baseball fan), and on top of that he's stupidly rich, Houston is paying him like $35 million per year.
Gabriel Hughes
/hr/*
Unironicaly get a whore. There is no way I’m gonna fugg a women like this might as well pay and get to experience than to sit and regret it
Wyatt Turner
Will we ever get big titty kino of this caliber ever again?
Jack Ortiz
>implying those aren't chestlet roasties coping
Gavin Brown
Yeah, don't waste your time interacting with wagies, they're miserable, bitter cunts who want to drag the rest of us down with them.
Cameron Martin
>ass
Negro
Kevin Sanchez
>limiting your pleasures of the flesh
Matthew Bell
>make neet friend irl/here
>the instant they start waging they turn into fucking dull boring morons and even more depressed/insane then they where before
and what do they do then? Have kids doped out of their mind on (anti depressants) instead of getting themselves right first
Fuck it
Jayden Rodriguez
>IMAGINE getting to be their titty slave
Michael Torres
I'm my mums booby bra and I love it
Happy mummies day
Jace Morales
I'll be honest with you. Her only appeals are her tits. And that's pretty much it. She doesn't know how to act.
Wyatt Kelly
Imagine getting slapped around by a pair of big tits
Matthew Long
>a model doesn't know how to act
where have I seen this before
Oliver Allen
haha can you imagine if they put their differences aside and decided to share him, and Upton had to give Daddario helpful tips on blowing a guy and then Daddario helped Upton with anal for the first time haha wow imagine how weird that would be
Adam Johnson
This
Venus type is so much better
Xavier Price
model turned actress gee i wonder
Chase Mitchell
Her tits are her biggest (haha) appeal. But if I'm being honest I also really like her cute smile too
Aiden Jones
jesus she got even bigger
Zachary Kelly
wasn't her only scene in that movie cut though? I remember it in the trailer and then I heard that scene wasn't even in the film
Angel Robinson
I don't have to my mum loves breast play and is thicc as fuck
And not the other way around
T. Fabio
Levi Cruz
>model
lol, being a cumrag for some sleazy photographer doesnt make her a model
John Campbell
In my carefully studied opinion she is rocking somewhere in the neighborhood of 34G-34GG at current size.
Angel Turner
It's true, she has a symmetric hyperfeminine face and a happy vibe that's attractive.
Men get a hard-on from happy girls (pic related, also >inb4 >girl)
It's also sort of a cuckery: Women can make men cum faster by moaning. People get off of experiencing their partner has pleasure an men in particular fetishize making women happy. Slave gender, really.
Adam Phillips
yeah im really concerned with her pleasure while im balls deep in her ass and she bites the pillow
Liam Cruz
>not wanting a happy booby gf
I hate overly happy girls
Give melancholy mummy now
Carter Hernandez
That's what I'm saying.
Also, findom thots.
David Young
She needs to get fatter i reckon to even everything out, plus her boobs will get even bigger too. She could become a kino titcow
Luke Wilson
The actress on the left looks possessed.
Her whole face is so fucked up, scary ass teeth too
James Roberts
>butthurt chestlet
Jordan Hill
Exactly. We need to enter the timeline where Upton gains enough weight to grow an ass.