YMS reviews Hot Tub Cinema

Suburban America, we've had them for years.

What's there policy on dogs?

Looks pretty based desu, it's a decent way to socialise in a sexual way under the pretense of watching a film

No doubt the fat incels here will have a problem with it

>his local kinoplex doesn't have hot tub seats
you are missing a lot user

Imagine all the poo and braps and bacteria and grool that's getting mixed into that water. Just imagine the toxic soup that you'd be sitting in.

"Hot Tub Cinema sucks dog balls. Take it from someone who knows!"

They banned pitophiles.

sign me the fuck up

>4:13
I know you are reading this Adam
fuck you

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I wonder if they guy who used to make videos with him posts here

Have sex, schizo

Did you know fecal matter particles are airborne and you are literally breathing them in right now behind your computer? Think on that for a moment you madman.

>Yo Lil Donny...

this

i literally just finished watching that vid then see this thread. nice

seems like it would be a fun event if done right and you went with your friends desu

>Hey user, what movie's that again?
>Why don't you take your shirt off user? Haha

we are all doing the exact same fucking things at the same time at this point.

>your friends

chlorine makes it harmless

you only need 5 people to fill the hot tub

>user
>Having 4 friends

>20 posters itt
you have 19 friends right here

Why do women hate movies so much?

Whats wrong with his voice?

>21 posters
>5 are behind 4 proxies
>there are actually only two real people ITT

Alright then, let's all go to a bathtub together

lel
There is probably less bacteria in the water in those pools than the soda you chugged down earlier.

he's gay

he sucks off dogs

doesnt this guy fuck dogs? how does he have an audience?

CANINE VIOLATING

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Since when ?

Angry dog owners, mostly. We're waiting for him to address the allegations.

He's Canadian

dog owners are known to fuck dogs tho

All dog fuckers own dogs, but not all dog owners fuck dogs

did she not say "what is the film?" as in they were sittng there not even knowing what they were there to see?

GOOD BOY PERFORATING

By the end of a 2 hour screening the tubs would be full of butter and crab shells . No thanks

I do have sex, tranny. Real sex with real vaginas
I'm in front of my computer
I don't drink soda

don't worry they clean it between screenings

Nothing but ugly fucks attend hot tub cinemas

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can I bring my dog and fuck it during the movie?

DOGGY DICKIN'

>show up alone
>"Sir, we are out of single pools. However, there's a party of five using a six-person pool. Let's go ask them if you can join."
>"N-n-no, that's okay..."
>"Oh it's no problem, follow me."
>pool with 2 chads and 3 hotties
>"Hello. Pardon us, but I wanted to know if..."
>she looks at you for your name
>"H-Harold..."
>"Pardon me? I couldn't hear you. Did you say Gerald?"
>"S-sure..."
>"I wanted to know if Gerald here could join you guys. He came to the Hot Tub Cinema alone and there's no other place for him to sit."
>the group in the pool all glance at one another
>one of the girls whispers into the other's ear and she giggles, avoiding eye contact
>one of the chads says "Uhh.... I guess. Why are you alone, boss? Your date cancel on you or what?"
>everyone laughs, including the theater employee
>"N-no..."
>"Hey, I'm just fucking with you, chief. I guess he can sit here if he has to."
>"Great! I appreciate you guys being so accommodating."
>only open spot is between two of the girls
>"Wow Stacy, looks like you have a date after all!"
>everyone laughs again
>you step into the pool. everyone scoots away from you
>you try to sit down without spilling your Taco Bell Party Pack Supreme Meal
>one of your tacos falls into the water
>"Eww!" says Stacy. She scoots further away from you
>using one of your hands you try to scoop the taco out of the pool, splashing water and disintegrated taco all over the ground (and your shoes)
>one of the girls asks "Are you going to keep your shirt on during the movie? I mean, we are in a hot tub."

>4 you
Epic Yea Forums reference, I clapped!

What's all this about fucking dogs?

>movie finally starts
>decide to Chad up and talk to Stacy
>"So, uh, you like hot water?"
>Stacy just pretends she didn't hear you
>decide to check your facebook
>remember you're in your shorts and left the phone in the changing room
>you don't even have a smartphone anyway
>fuck it, today is pound day and you're not letting that girl get away with it
>let's try to be casual about this
>decide to pretend you have to reach for your drink behind you, allowing you to make contact as your turn around and your face languorously finds itself centimeters away from hers, furious sparks of passion whizzing away between your two bodies
>let's go boys.
>you swing the whole weight of your body, hitting Stacy in the ribs with your elbow, making her lean forward in pain
>too late to stop now, your face is already in full momentum
>end up nearly knocking her teeth out with your forehead
>"S-sorry.. I just wanted to grab my drink"
>You can hear the chads standing up while the other Stacy says "What the fuck..."
>Quickly. medics rush to the scene as Stacy #1 is clenching her bloodied face
>you rush out of the building without bothering to change
>didn't even take to Taco Bell Party Pack with you

the youtuber is a confirmed dog fucker I have no idea why people post his shit on here he's a tremendous faggot who does nothing but make internet videos for a living between sessions with his dog

Simply horrifying

youtube.com/watch?v=lSJHJNYnGDY

Mans's best friend......Is about to.........Get a lesson from his owner......How it's like........To have no thumbs......While playing funny games in the hot tub......Can be a real pain in the ass......Starring...CRUCK ADAM......OTIS THE PUG.....AND THE ZOO CREW.......

They're..... The Hot Dogs

>confirmed
Proofs?

It honestly seems like a decent event if they actually had a good venue and decent sized hot tubs but they don't.

At that point, just host a movie party at a place with a heated pool

youtuber is a first hand source just go read into his social media bullshit

PLUTO POUNDING

Thats when you go for broke and jerk off in the hot tub.

I have seen the film too bad he fucked the dog in the end. I don't why Roger Ebert gave It 1 out of 4 stars

He never said he fuck dogs

Nah, just Canadian.

That's what I said.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND MOUNTING

never in so few words but he definitely fucks dogs

Oh so it's nothing but slander against/ourguy/

/ourdogfucker/ you mean

I'm looking forward to it. Thanks for recommending it

Takes away attention that could be spent on themselves.

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He said fucking animals shouldn't be criminalised if killing them isn't. It's a dumb pointless thing to say and he only did it to make him sound really philosophical and smart but isn't really that wrong if you flesh it out a bit. People just react emotionally because they are afraid of the implications and dislike being exposed to their own hypocrisies. So they will go along with mob mentality and trade open mindedness for a witch hunt. No matter how much agency think they have and how free thinking they are, most people are controlled by their emotions and go along with what the majority says.

I like YMS because he finds that sweet spot between patrician film taste and explicit lust for dog cock.

>That is almost word for word what he said in that video
Took your sweet time to get here this time, Adam. Reminder what you are doing is against the law of man and nature.

Woah, Dude! When is this flick coming out?

>skin gets really dry even after a 10 minute shower
>will never experience hot tub kkkino with the Yea Forumsros

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>He said fucking animals shouldn't be criminalised if killing them isn't.
He's right tho

Tell me why

>glorified kiddy pools are "hottubs"
>sitting in one squished with other "adults"
You millennials are fucking killing me ROFLMAO

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Jfc I'm dying over here

If it's wrong to fuck them because it hurts or harms them, why is it not wrong to kill and eat then when it warms and hurts even more? And vice-versa

>Fucking people is not wrong
>why is it wrong to eat people then
This what brainlets think passes for critical thinking.

It's the opposite memeflag. When it comes to the hierarchy of harm killing is worse than fucking, thus if killing is allowed, so is fucking, which in no way implies the opposite. Basic logic user.
Now try to explain to us why is it ok to kill an animal but not fuck it because "it hurts it". Come on

>washed out shit screen in daylight
>most people are not even turned to face the screen

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Based fren

Thanks for expanding on your stupidity.

>acting like he has me cornered
>buzzword over fallacy and a fantasized hierarchy of harm
>defends fucking dogs
>us
>a fucking vegan no doubt
Nope. Not gonna touch this with a ten foot pole.

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Use your brain instead of menepostung newfag. Why oh why would be it be more harmful to the animal to kill it instead of fuck it? No m mes, no excuses, proper arguments.

>he keeps going

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>Use your brain instead
You first.

>No m mes, no excuses, proper arguments.
You don't want memes, excuses, or proper arguments?

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>Memeflag
Jesus Christ kys retard

yeah he still does, hes a genuinely cool guy to be honest

>memeflag
Nice slip, /pol/tard. You know where to go.

>4:14

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Dogfucker.

You have to go back.

>calls others memeflags outside of /pol/
>probably had no idea what it meant until now
>or perhaps he's just that retarded
>tells others to go back
Lad, you just have to go, period.

hot tub canine machine

It’s just a meme, YMS was arguing that if you eat certain meats you’re not allowed to criticize fucking dogs, because these meats involve some fucked up artificial insemination. He’s against both things and does recognize that it’s disgusting that someone would have sex with an animal. He is a furry though, but he doesn’t make that big a deal of it. He was abused as a kid and had drug problems and thinks that this is partially what resulted in him being a furry.

Hey Stranger. Nice trailer you got there. Just hope the guy in the leading role dosen't thouch that pug in the private parts.

My thoughts? Honestly, I'd like to fuck a doggy in one of those hot tubs. Now, this is a hypothetical situation you fucking mongoloids. It's just a THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

>this is incels trying to grasp philosophical reflection