Films Women Will Never Understand

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every single one

What a ridiculous premise

this
absolutely preposterous
how can a living person be a virgin past the age of 16 and not an hero

LMAO imagine being a 40yo virgin, it would be truly hilarious haha

I lost my virginity at 22 and it wasnt that special

Haha imagine life without le sex XD

I'm a 27 khv professional who doesn't even have time to meet women due to how much work I do, I'm at a point it doesn't even bother me that much. There comes a point when you can't miss what you never had.

You're where he was at the start, resigned and pushing down the bitterness.

>lost it at 15
>21
>Haven't had sex since

Worse than being a virgin desu

40 Days & 40 Nights > 40 Year Old Virgin

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>HAVE SEX THE FILM

Wow is this even legal??

Honestly at that point the only sliver of self-esteem I have is how uncommon losers like me are

I mean sure he's a harmless weirdo, but for every one of him there's a dozen violent incels just waiting to post their manifesto and take revenge against women or some shit.

Virginity is dangerous in the current era because losers have weaponised their own shame.

Eh, I'd say it's the exact opposite. Most incels are just sad, pathetic fucks.

>thinking a movie can accurately portray what a virgin is feeling when everyone in Hollywood lost theirs to directors and their uncles when they were 14.

I could easily kick your ass sex haver.

>who doesn't even have time to meet women due to how much work I do
yet here you are on a Vietnamese weed whacking forum

But you forget the point where you can miss what you could have had and when you could have had it.

Imagine when you get an open schedule and start meeting people and look back and realize that you could have enjoyed your youth with someone instead of finding someone in your 40s

Until something sets them off, most are bitter and vengeful but equally impotent in this regard as they are socially and sexually.

I like movies.

>You think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?
>Well they've got a very good bass section mind. But no top tenors, that's for sure

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This.
I lost my virginity at age 30, and I am filled with so many regrets. I speny the best years of my life spending thousands of dollars on videogames and working. Convinced myself that's what was best, and now it just bothers me.

I'm married now, happily at that, but there's a huge chunk of my life and life experiences that's missing.
I am the best at what I do, and I know everything about basically every videogame released before 2008 though. So I guess thete's that...

Did you marry the woman you lost your virginity to?

Kek. I'm 27 and couldn't care less. Whores are insufferable and porn is superior.

>I know everything about basically every videogame released before 2008

Oh really now. List your five favorite TG-16 games.

Lost mine at 20, right when it became apparent what was about to happen I freaked out and tried too get out of it. she asked if I had condoms, I lied and said no and then she was just fine with having sex anyway.

Never in a million years would I have pictured that moment before it happened. Virginity is basically a mental illness because it makes you irrational and act against your own self interests.

I'm 34, I'm pretty sure I'm going to reach the 40 easily

holy shit 40 days & 40 nights actually has the main guy getting raped and it's played like it's his fault.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

My brother from another mother.

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!!

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We're going to win, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but some day we will win, and they'll pay for what they've done to us

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LOOK AT THIS LOSER HE'S RIDING A BIKE LMAO

I'm 26 years old and I feel like even if I do lose my v-card, I'm going to feel like I've missed out on so fucking much. So many romantic experiences, so much sex, etc.

My hope is to find someone who's an 8 at least, who has a killer body and is willing to do a lot of kinky stuff with me, as a switch, who also shares my interests (vidya, comics, reading, music). Race literally does not matter. I can worship a goddess of any race.

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