Here's why detective Pikachu flopped

That's because you're a beta male still going through puberty and have zero dick control. You'd say the same about 90% of the bitches posted on this board by fawning faggots like yourself.

does she take her shoes and/or socks off

they already planned making more

>not licking pussy and asshole
What are you? some kind of queer?

Yeah;
> Detective Pikachu 2
> Mewtwo Spin-off
> Red/Blue film
> Detective Pikachu 3
> Rumored Mystery Dungeon adaptation

youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg

For me she is the only reason to watch furfuckery Pokemon. Every shot of her in the trailer is very kawaiiiii.

She was cute enough that I could just shut my brain off whenever she spoke

wouldn't you?

>furfuckery
don't tell me you're one of those twats that actually wanted to see a plastic pikachu instead of a furry one.
pikachu is a mouse, mice are furry, ergo pikachu is furry. case closed faggot.

How are they making Detective Pikachu 2 if the Ryan Reynolds is no longer a Pikachu?

>thinking any given bitch DESERVES to have you pleasure her
kys you beta bitch.

Even in the ditto form

Notice she barely speaks in the trailers? There's a reason for that

Lmaooo you sound like some virgin neckbeard with a crush hahahaha.. that or a fag lol maybe both!! Haha! Don't talk this kid's girlfriend guys

I watched the movie dubbed in my language, so her voice was performed by a good actress

Mew, Arceus, fucking Shaymin don't know dude get a random magic pokémon who inserts Ryan Reynolds mind in Pikachu againnand then had he jocking of the absurd of the situation while resolving the mistery.
Also give it to other Nigger who doesn't know the Pikachu is a human.

Were any of the main actors not shit though? Tim or whatever is name was, is easily the worst actor in the movie.
I can understand why the yellow rat was the main focus of the promotions and why they showed the human characters to a minimum.

ME on the left

>virgin neckbeards
Whiteknight for fawning faggots like the OP in hopes that some chick will throw them a mercy fuck their way for "defending women".

Don't be a fawning beta faggot, user.

Lol

How the fuck would they do a Mystery Dungeon adaptation?

Acting isn’t as important as how good you can take jew dick up your ass

It would be easy, since they don't need to get ugly child actors to act in person, and would only need their voices.

>people just finding out about based Kat Newton
the absolute fucking state of nu/tv/

you think this movie is part of why Wayward Sisters was dropped?

>mystery dungeon
HOLY MOTHER OF KINO

yeah imagine that haha

They don't have fur in games and they look ugly with fur. Did anyone force them to make one.

>interracial bullshit
This is why it failed

>interracial bullshit
Doesn't happen at all

because she wasn't legal and I'm not a fucking pedo

They've got fur in Pokken.

Fuck off with that Joanie shit. This is a Hayley board

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that psyduck looks terrible

It's very realistic

>flop
How many mousebucks did you get for this post?

how do you retard fucks so fucking retarded
it's not fucking called pokemon
it's fucking called detective pikachu

>This girl, she can't act for shit, I was cringing every time she opened her mouth

Yea, literally all the kids of the world refused to see the movie cause of her acting

She never speaks in the trailers which is hilarious. I didn't mind her acting, right off the bat she was clearly playing a Pokemon female protagonist. And that's as cheesy as you can get.

all women are queens and deserve to get their butt ate

It's branded under Pokemon not pokken.

This. She was merely pretending to be a bad actress

just turn your wee wee on, bro

it still looks cartoonish

She's Nu-Misty.

She's Lucy

mad incel is mad

Good thing she's hardly in the movie

this. yall niggas is gay eatin pussy and shit. I bet you suck on titties too lmao gay niggas

she’s pretty UwU-tastic

This. I cringe every time I read such shit.

that assertion doesn't make any sense

Wait so they don't kiss or anything? Not even any implied romance?

No. Pikachu encourages Tim to go after Lucy, but Tim is too much of a pussy and at most she hugs him with one arm when Pikachu is hit by a giant Boulder and seems like he's dying

The nignog has a crush on the girl but there is no actual romance in the movie itself, though at he asks her for a date or some shit if I recall right.