Oh lawdy
Idris Elba?
They're gonna make him a black tranny or some shit. Screencap this shit.
And that a good thing!
The reason he's so angry all the time is that he's a gamer.
black or woman? personally I'm hoping for a milfy JJJ.
He will have an angry podcast
I enjoyed the PS4 game's take on JJJ. He was entertaining as an Alex Jones type.
Parker! In my office now!
first they are going to sanitize the character to make it loveable.
unscrupulous journalist are a thing to problematic to portray this days
he am nignog now
best girl
If one character in this world needs to stay as a straight white male in this world, it's him
>SPIDER MAN IS A GEORGE SOROS PUPPET AND NORMAN OSBORN IS TURNING THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
If they cast a black actor the blacks will just complain that it’s a angry black stereotype
Makes sense. Portraying a News-Media Executive as being dishonest, driven by an agenda and having no journalistic integrity makes you "alt-right" these days.
Unless you're targeting Fox News or alternative media. Then it's fine.
keep dreaming, xer is going to be loveable, relatable and a rol model for future journalist, xer will correct peter all the time and be miles above everyone else.
And it’s going to be terrible and transparent because everyone knows journalists are not good people. Only Frank West,
>jenna j. jameson
Fuck, yes
Jameson will either be a sassy female editor of a buzzfeed style clickbait site
Or this
Oof
Pulsing isn't a particularly erotic word
>milfy JJJ
This could work, just make her hot and have a crush on Peter but hate spiderman.
Maybe have her find out the identity and make her tsundere for spider man
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Why are you fearing that he'll be gender/race swapped? Marvel Studios isn't SJW at all, thanks to based Feige, and knowing how iconic the character is I doubt they'll drastically alter his look so much. The reinvention part is probably about making the Bugle a online newspaper like in amazing Spiderman 2 because literally no one buys newspaper anymore. No need to be so cautious about this
shucking is what you do to clams.
are they going to use Raimi's original script and reinvent him from JJJ to KKK?
>more /ss/ for spiderman
nice
wrong
>and knowing how iconic the character is I doubt they'll drastically alter his look so much
They made Spider-Man's iconic redhead supermodel girlfriend into a BLM-supporting mulatto girl who reads philosophy books in PE.
formely sneed's
>Marvel Studios isn't SJW at all,
how are you guys still interested in marvel stuff after all these movies and upcoming ones
i dont watch them anymore
>Spider-Man's iconic redhead supermodel girlfriend
Well to be fair his new GF isn't actually Mary Jane but rather marvel's own 'OC do not steal' called Michelle Jones. Sure she uses the same initials as the original but it's technically a new character and not the redhead bimbo we know. They really aren't tho. So far every single one of their films stars either a white man or a white woman while their coloured friends are secondary characters so they're rather based and redpilled as you would say. If they were truly SJWs, you'd have marvel executives doing what the jackasses at Lucasfilm do by labeling everyone who criticizes their Mary Sue characters and complains about the 'force is female' shirts as at-right misoginistic sexist Russian trolls. Marvel doesn't pull that shit at all, sure you have captain fungus hating on white male critics but other than that they rest doesn't talk down to their audience at all.
>female character with the same initials
>technically a new character
Yeah, lmao, sure. I guess I could make Catwoman into a sassy black tranny but just say her name is SERENA KYLE instead of Selena Kyle and it's all good
They can only sanitize him so much before he's not Triple J. My money's on giving him the "Liberal" treatment; ie, they portray him as rough and oftentimes extreme, but at the end of the day his heart is in the right place and he's only got people's best interests in mind.
You see that treatment all the time when media *has* to portray the side they desperately want to show as sympathetic.
>They really aren't tho. So far every single one of their films stars either a white man or a white woman while their coloured friends are secondary characters so they're rather based and redpilled as you would say.
That's only because the movies were made Pre-SJW and they couldn't switch out the actors with more "vibrant" replacements. Now with Iron Man dead and Steve Rogers retired, they can finally begin the enrichment process.
They should have just cast Alex Jones as JJJ.
wasn't there a rumor about J B Smooth?
and corn.
This is basically what the PS4 game did. It was pretty great desu
The rumor was that he is the teacher taking them on a class trip.
after hearing his chakra attack thing in GTAV, he wouldn't be a bad Jameson
Fucking loved JJJ in the PS4 game, honestly was a really great rendition of him, because he has always sounded like a nutjob with his conspiracies but he does also care about NYC Wellbeing during some of the tragedies in the campaign
She doesn't look bad considering how old she is and that she had skin cancer.
They'll hire Stephen Colbert for the role
He'll need work once Trump is out of office.
>Another nigger
What a surprise
fpbp
Why do they keep changing the character's gender/ethnicity? It adds nothing. It just makes the character less accurate. I hope people boycott because of this.
He's a half-Jewish mulatto named 3J who runs Bugle.com, an internet based media firm that primarily runs clickbait, smear campaigns, and listicles.
Okay, but hear me out. Terry Crews IS the new JJJ.
Watch carefully as Holland passes the torch to a Morales in a movie or two.
Making Jameson black is stupid. He has black best friend that works as his confidant in the Daily Bugle. Remember the black guy in the Raimi films? The one that defends Spider-Man?
They're moving in that direction. They keep changing the ethnicity and gender of side characters for no reason other than being "diffirent". That's almost SJW. I hope it blows up in their face.
this. since they're going to make him black no matter what, the least we can do is hope he's BASED
All i ever wanted was to fuck Prime Jenna.
She was a literal 10/10 for me.
How many Trump jokes are going to be in far from home? Based on that I'll decide on seeing the movie or not.
I want a Terry crews
>re-invented
Look, I'm all for diversifying the cast and bringing roles to new actors, but J Jonah Jameson is an asshole white guy, full stop.
I want her to gfd me
Sadly this.
I'm fine with r63 or race swapping if it's done well but the problem is it's meant to be a fantasy comic book movie and they can't help by dragging shitty politics from reality into it thus snapping my ability to suspend disbelief.
Cbf paying for this movie like spiderman 1 mcu Am2 or black nigger
Wish they'd put out the ps4 game on pc with unlimited swing speed and the real graphics not the base ps4 hdd downgraded crap
So gta tier radio shlock rock jock boomer? I'm fucking down
thats in the ps4 game already
50 bucks on hes gonna be a zuckerberg/musk type tech mogul
100 bucks hes gonna be the owner of buzzfeed type """news""" site
Jameson isn't that huge of an asshole. He doesn't support corrupt people. He also treats everybody fairly. His best friend and confidant is black. He just hates vigilantes like Spider-Man.
That's pretty gay. The classic editorial aestethic holds up well and doesn't need a reimagining.
PLEASE cast Oprah, hahaha omg
no guys you dont understand
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They might just go with what the video game did, and have him be a blogger.
based Idris Elba poster
Still would