Yea Forums related tattoos thread

the viewer is no longer just a viewer, but a potential long-term customer.

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Gay of Throne

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i didn't even notice that until i read your post.

>obese
>cutter
wew laddie

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bitch cut herself LITERALLY just to get some scars just to cover it with that corny ass tattoo. its down the river not across the street you obese attention whore

i know she smells like ham

That is all kinds of yikes

>daughter country
what did they mean by this?

holy cringe

You try raising three or more mutt babies on a Wal-mart cashier’s wage

>cuts wrist shallow 5 times
>I'M A SURVIVOR tier tattoo

fucking pathetic holy shit

Spielberg's favorite

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Holy shit that's a fat wrist.

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those look like stretch marks to me
maybe it's a tattoo to keep the diet

Inb4 sneed

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nice dubs on the top one, checked

So edgy. What a loser.

what in the fuck?

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>loves Star Wars (but only original trilogy)
>loves their daughter
>loves their country
>loves Egyptian mythology
Unironically based

All the people sporting GoT ink are going back for cover ups in 3 more weeks, guarantee it.

at least the art is nice for now

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Ending a conversational sentence fragment with a semi-colon

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>ywn get matching Schindler’s List tats with your bros

This is hard to watch

lol
I remember when I was listening to this band because I was bored and some guys said "oh you like that pedophile?". I didn't know what he was talking about (and I think it was the year when only the first accusations came out). Many years later I heard some guy talking about music scandals on the radio and he mentioned how this guy literally raped babies.

the entire tattoo in OP is a retarded suicide survival thing
upworthy.com/have-you-seen-anyone-with-a-semicolon-tattoo-heres-what-its-about
"what do we say to the god of death?"
"not today"

>see girl
>think she's cute
>see that she has small generic tattoo
>intantly find her unattractive

Someone on /pol/ said it's a suicide awareness thing, because a period represents the end of something

Holy shit I'm an obese Fuck and those arms are still like double what mine are.

tattoos in general are fucking stupid

Holy shit.

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Literally so fat she turned The o's into little hamburgers

>should I go on a diet
>Not today

Y I K E S

this
I'll tolerate a big thigh tattoo or something if she's an art hoe/goth but little stars or a flower on their ankle, wrist, back, or near their pussy is absolutely repellant.

Yeah at first i thought he had sex with a 16 year old, but it turns out he actually raped babies and toddlers.

Did he actually do it? I thought he was snared because he was trying to. Not that it matters I suppose

I told this person to kill themselves when they posted this on reddit. I eventually felt guilty and deleted it

lmao pussy, you should kill yourself instead

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>(but only original trilogy)
Unbased

Well they allegedly found lots of pictures of child porn in his computer, also pictures of people raping animals. Can't remember if they were pictures of himself now or not.

>what do we say to calorie restriction and a healthy lifestyle?

>not today

there are three separate, major red flags in that picture

Death by slashing your veins/arteries literally has 3 percent success rate

who is in the wrong here?

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>implying she did this to end her life and not attention

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Yeah, it's probably more of a cry for help than a suicide method. To be fair though some people don't have the resources to fix their life and the people who probably should care, like their family, won't acknowledge their problem unless something extreme like a suicide attempt happens.

faggot

No one else is responsible for getting your life in order other than you, even family.

Lmaooooo fucking retards

I love when people get so fat you can tell even by a picture that shows 5% of their body.

Look at that bologna of a wrist, hoo boy.

What the fuck even is this?

That's interesting. A big thigh tattoo is the absolute most disgusting thing (for me) to see on a qt.
Small flowers or whatever just means she's a vapid whore.

Yes they are.
>bring person into life
>"lol good luck with that, kid"

suicide costs nothing and can be pain free
just a reminder

so much this
worst part is they never get good ones its always those trashy ones like hearts, stars, angelwings, stupid messages

>cry for help
You mean cry for attention.
Men have the highest suicide rates by far, nobody gives a shit. Some stupid bitch cuts herself to get people to comment on her pics on kikebook and everyone is supposed to fall all over themselves to fix her already easy mode life.

Women are such garbage.

This, but unironically.

he's probably a libertarian

there was this 20 something girl at my college class that had a huge sleeve of the nightmare before christmas fucking lmao... imagine being that dumb cunt when she reaches her 30...40...50s oh no no no hahaha

i'll bet anything she regrets it deeply

>semicolon tats
I don't get it, it's the same with a girl I know who got some sort of sexual assault survivors symbol tattooed on her. Why would you want to tattoo "I got raped" on yourself?

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Nope, I am FemSoc (feminist-socialism).

>that lard arm
Die fatty die

since that's steve-o's own back this isn't too bad... also he isn't a wagecuck peasant like all the other morons being posted here... he's a celeb and rich and it all rounds up together nicely... plus he could afford having it removed if he wanted to, but i doubt he would

Most people don't do the research before they kill themselves.

>stepping on the scale
>eating a vegetable
>going for a light workout
NOT TODAY

w-what about her other wrist?

Steve-O is fucking intolerable these days. His "DUDE I'M SUPER POSITIVE" as a way to veil his crippling cravings for the hard and fast lifestyle he used to live is so fucking irritating. The ONLY kino way for his story to end was to go out in a blaze of glory and OD in some insane and over the top way.

is that german

Jesus wept

Something tells me that comment
Needs to be understood in the
Explicit context of season 11
Episode 5 in order to be
Deeply understood.

What is this from?

Based as fuck

guy on the left looks like the lauren cohen's boyfriend in walking dead and it seems like the weapon of that bad guy

Yikes

The Walking Dead. Two characters killed by Neegan, who uses a barbed wire covered baseball bat.

>not being an afro-centric FemSoc

What's with the semi colon?

its some retarded shit women do

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It's a symbol for suicide prevention, I know a couple people with them.

This
If a girl has a tattoo, it's because some guy marked her

Did you tell them to kill themselves?

oh my god hahahah

Lol no, because if you do that shit in group therapy you'll get your eyes scratched out.

I'm more bothered how shit the tattoo looks than the content of it

>not 'it's because you marked her'
never gonna make it

WWYD if someone held a gun to your head and forced you to get a TV- or Yea Forums-related tattoo?
>inb4 let him shoot me

>he goes to group therapy

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just get it removed later
modern tattoo removal is pretty thorough

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Kino or cringe?

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patrician.

>obese
>tattoos
semicolon implies it's a programmer?

Women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Why is it that every incel thinks that getting a shitty tattoo can be repaired by adding some roses?

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They don't, they just want attention. Plenty of men kill themselves without even leaving a suicide note, part of the reason is that women use it as a tool to guilt people. The kind of girls who get semi colon tattoos are why men are afraid to express how they really feel without being accused of trying to start drama.

Wow that's the most petty and bigoted thing I've read on this site
and that's a good thing!

It's actually a hack tattoo artist trend. Flowers are Fuck all easy to do so "artists" will shove them into everything

100% based

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>fat neck sticks out PAST ears
Jesus Christ, America

jawlet detected

Those are the cheeks on his face you perspective blind non forklift operator.

>what do we say to the god of diet and exercise

incredily based and forkliftpilled

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Look closely at the wrist: cut marks. The semicolon is some dumb anti-suicide facebook bullshit. One user in an earlier thread said something to the effect of, "As a writer, whenever I see a semicolon, I think of a sentence that should have been ended, but wasn't."

does his stomach say “doomer”?

>the jaw is behind your ears!
Are you retarded or just morbidly obese?

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>I can't look at wrists without seeing blood gushing from them
>I am good person
I hate this

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pathetic

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>X-L
>XX-L
>XXX-L
Kino.

EY DIO

For shame Klaus, this shirt is not at all safe

Punchline: daughter gets knocked up by a nigger.

What body part am I looking at here?

imagine watching a movie and getting tattoos

Bout the only tattoo in here that took any effort. Not bad.
Thought so to but its doomed

>hey morty, I turned myself into banana

bicep

I got my forklift operator's license. Never used it.

>Ride Seinfeld to live

See you next tuesday.

>Noot tooday

My girlfriend actually tried to kill herself. It wasn't for attention because she suddenly started to regret it and call the ambulance. She hid away the scar on her arm from everyone and no one even knows she attempted suicide. I only knew because during sex she has to remove her wristband that she wears all the time to disguise the scar.

I asked her why she tried to kill herself even though she was a white girl from the 1%. She said that she felt lonely, unwanted and with no real friends and that her parents only liked her for their own reasons of wanting to feel fulfillment by having a daughter-doll instead of her parents actually wanting to give her genuine love outside of self-satisfaction.

This has made me identify more with the teenage mindset of women. Being a girl can actually be some of the most isolated experiences since everyone talking to you is being fake for personal gain. Guys only talk to you because of ulterior motives (wanting sex). Girls only talk to you using pleasantries but behind the scenes a whole web of intrigue is going on and you can never know if they are your actual friends or just two faced bitches making you on your toes and paranoid at all times.

Your parents only see you as a "princess" that needs to be protected and treated like a doll instead of as an actual person like they see their sons.

This can cause a lot of stress that leads to suicide.

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What do we say when someone asks us to put the cake down?

This is the two guys who got killed on walking dead by negans introduction. Left guys death caused a shitstorm

Holy shit, have sex.

why the semi colon?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Semicolon

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cringe tat could be turned kino by adding that guy in the back of the reaction webm

>has he passed his forklift drivers test?
>he gives the tests

It represents not comitting suicide basically

My boss has one (Software engineer) and I originally assumed it was just a programming tattoo

Based

shes full of shit she didnt slice it correctly. its up the river you dumb bitch

Is that a girl's body?

have sex.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Semicolon
>programming tattoo
a semicolon? really? in that context it would be just as try-hard. 'i fit everything onto one line blehh'. shit, get parentheses. get a fucking lambda. also I have *BSD UNIX tattooed on my knuckles and even i think programming tattoos are gay af

If you have to tattoo a reminder not to kill yourself, something most people can manage adequately on a daily basis, then maybe you should.

Fuck off, Memento was a great movie.

>My boss has one (Software engineer) and I originally assumed it was just a programming tattoo
i assumed that too

I think it's "love for one's country, daughter, star wars"

fat chicks can be fun just don't tell your friends

kek

I've always had a thing for more traditional art styles

any retard can drive a forklift, i do it everyday of the week

most of the time you just lose some blood and your circulation to your hands goes down a bunch and you lose most of your dexterity. have fun rubbing blood all around the door knob and your phone and shit once you decide it's boring sitting in the bathroom with slit wrists.

the right one is peter dinklage and the left is john wu I have no clue what it's referencing

I would never, under any circumstances, get a movie/tv tattoo.

You know that's really fucked up that "fans" actually have tattoos like this.

Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like certain movies or tv shows will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.

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>pretends to commit suicide for attention
>realize you can't start every conversation with every person you meet with: "i almost committed sudoku"
>get tattoo to prompt inquiry so you can constantly bring up your pretend suicide attempt
Only the good die young.

Nice blog post faggot

Pro tip more women attempt suicide than men but fail to go through with it

That's just women pretending to attempt suicide for attention. Not real suicide.

this. so much this.

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That's gay as fuck, user. Chinese characters are just tasteless.

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man this tat well the falcon isn't bad same with the x-wing and stuff the vader head looks like a cover up same with the shit earth or planet thats obviously her kids hand on the left guessing her husbands on the right

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What makes you think an easy life is satisfying?
This is why you millennials are pathetic, because you are afraid of challenge, you are afraid of hardship. Hell, some of you are trying to censor people for having different opinions.
The human body is the greatest weapon nature has ever created, and you crave a life of pure nothingness.
You are a bunch of pussies, and what do you think it's best for a pussy, to encourage him to live and die as a faggot, or force him to get better?

Anyone who says
>I WISH I HAD AN EASY LIFE
are the people who should kill themselves, even more all those born in the west.
What fucking difficulties do you go through anyway?
That you didn't pull some card from whatever phone game you are playing?

So please, commit suicide, not because you have a "hard life" but because you wish an easy one.

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yeah but why did you get them done upside down?

Based guy in back not giving a fuck

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>What makes you think an easy life is satisfying?
>This is why you millennials are pathetic, because you are afraid of challenge, you are afraid of hardship. Hell, some of you are trying to censor people for having different opinions.
>The human body is the greatest weapon nature has ever created, and you crave a life of pure nothingness.
>You are a bunch of pussies, and what do you think it's best for a pussy, to encourage him to live and die as a faggot, or force him to get better?
>Anyone who says
>>I WISH I HAD AN EASY LIFE
>are the people who should kill themselves, even more all those born in the west.
>What fucking difficulties do you go through anyway?
>That you didn't pull some card from whatever phone game you are playing?
>So please, commit suicide, not because you have a "hard life" but because you wish an easy one.

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ITT:

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>God, I live a life of constant suffering I wish I had an easy life

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she does anime tattoos

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I got "Fire walk with me" on my wrist while in prison and was genuinely surprised by the amount of props I got for it. Evidently criminals have patrician taste in television.

>wasn't for attention
>scar can be hidden by a wrist band
lmao jesus christ

>>God, I live a life of constant suffering I wish I had an easy life

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vagina

>fuck her
>getting close
>puts her arms around your neck
>look to the side
>look at Roshi's dumb face
>cum

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I dont remember De Niro having a giant pierced right nipple in the movie

>chicken fried rice
>beef lo mien

Kind of. Everyone suffers differently. Everything would solve if we just started accepting that instead of measuring who has it worse.
Also, fuck minorities I guess so incels take this post seriously

tattoos are objectively degenerate

any girl i've met with a tattoo was a complete whore and retarded

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Only time a tattoo is okay is if you're in the military or the yakuza. Otherwise you're just some boring attention whore with daddy issues.

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I had one from when I was in the military, the whole squad got one, but I cut it out one night.

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It's actually suicide awareness bs, the semicolon represents that life continued when it should have ended.

>it was a mirror all along

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Not if you have hemophilia!

worst one itt

I got this tattoo so I would always remember Harry Potter

That's actually astounding that someone put that on there body. I think that overall I respect their balls

There is a (you) lad

I'm thinking about getting a dick tattoo but I'm not sure where on my face I'd get it

I don't get it

She's just bulking.

bonus armpit jack

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Dirty feet!

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Nice, a tattoo about nothing

Based

most based tattoo i've ever seen on the internet

This

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>tattoos are suppose to have meaning

Then why do meth heads get them?

Quite a view

God I wish I lived in America

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Have children.

lmao

based mace windu tat

me on the left.

What Yakuza clan uses this tattoo?

>Leviticus 19:28 King James Version (KJV)
28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
kek he fucked that one up.

Women don't, they "attempt suicide".

>just "happen" to have sequential tattos.
Top kike.

Do you know where you are, normalfag?

what were they watching originally?

Wait, they can vote? We're fucking screwed.

Glen getting brained in TWD.

Fuckin' ham planet probably reeks of sweat and regret. Dudes probably call around to get their dick sucked and then leave immediately upon completion. She genuinely believes that men don't give women cunnilingus because they think it's gross and it's not just her they're not willing to lick, despite her putrid vagina

All these (You)s for stale pasta. Well one, user.

What the fuck is their problems lmao.

aaah that kinda makes sense then, thanks!

>dim
>sum

>Anger is a Bift
What did she mean by this?

This pasta NEVER fails.

the context of Leviticus 19 is God telling moses not to do a bunch of stuff. It was common for people to mark their bodies with superstitious or idol images. People would also cut themselves when family members died. Verse 28 is basically saying cut the pagan shit

Why didn't they just go around the beach?

Yeah, but you think all girls are retarded whores.

This is what happens when a person comes in with a list of a dozen things they want in a tattoo because they symbolize something and takes no advice from the artist

>Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.
>When I was in the army

opinion disregarded zog fag

Leviticus is the Old Testament, this is obviously a new testament guy. Checkmate, atheists.

No. No it doesn't. It's a made up story. No level headed grown ass adult should react like that to a fucking story.

She's kind of flat...

Yeah, this guy is a redblooded circumsized-American. He ain't no jew.

Buttercup detected

noot today?
n-utsack-t today?

>DONT MESS WITH
>MY SNAKE

ok this is epic

Sounds accurate. But how many women do you think actually have the kind of mature/generally male mindset that would take issue with that?

You can cut deep without cutting wide.

The sheer amount of ink in this one can't be healthy

>tfw can never pull this fit
i wanna to be a boomer so bad bros

>*wanna be
fix'd

>bebe plushy
Naw she's alright.

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This CANNOT be safe what the fuck

D-day, immortalized on some 56% manlet's fat tits. They would've swam back to england if they could've seen what their task ultimately enabled.

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These holocaust survivors just keep getting younger and younger

Game of soi

basically this. I would never date a girl with large tatoos but one of my ex's friends was STACKED 10/10 face and body I would make an exception for her god her tits were sexy despite those retarded "angel" wings on her back mmm

God damn, what store is this?

no hate pls

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Life some weights, dude. And eat some meat or something, you look pale.

I hope for your own sake you have a vagina

This.

Because most people do it wrong. You don't slash them across your wrists, you rip them apart along the length of your arm.

>first world problems
I mean depression is real in every social strata but if you really want to be objective she could just buy her happiness (just substitute dopamine for rec drugs) and get a bf/husband easily. It's just a matter of her perception.

It's obviously a truck stop.

Odd request but can someone tell me why all the Auschwitz number tattoos are only 5 digits long? Surely the statistical probability of all the survivors having numbers below 100k when 4 million died there is ... well....

He didn't really rape them as their parent (legal guardian) signed a consent form

i would breed your boipucci every day
but i'd also make you get rid of that

They need that attention only a hoard of homegrown children can give.

That’s pretty cool but I wouldn’t really want Tom Hanks immortalized on my chest like that

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>not being gay for Tom Hanks

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