They spent $40 million making "Dude what if Hillary Clinton was hot and smonked weed lmao"

They spent $40 million making "Dude what if Hillary Clinton was hot and smonked weed lmao"

What the fuck were they thinking

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it's just Knocked Up election edition

>Rom com
No guys will want to see it
>Unattractive male lead
No women will want to see it

You can't make a movie in a format that only appeals to women but with a pretense that caters to men

>what if Hillary Clinton was hot

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>make Rogen look as smarmy and smug as fucking possible, pointing to his fucking shirt like we can’t already see the damn thing, with that self-satisfied half-smirk
>be surprised when people don’t flock to see it

>A beta kike kissing the ass of some white woman
Wow, don't see that too often from (((Hollywood)))

The trailer to it was bizzare to me. He was getting all excited hooking up with this girl like it’s his first time ever, what are we suppose to feel? Happy for him? Just as hype as he is that he is hooking up? Just seems like self fantasy to me. Not sure what the appeal is suppose to me for the audience

>No women will want to see it
I actually think Theron might be a bigger problem than Rogen, Romcoms are supposed to be relatable, especially for women, there's nothing relatable about sucesfull politician that looks like fucking Charlize Theron. I'm sure they explain it in the movie that she's actually lonely/a mess to make them more on the same level, but it's a ridicilous pairing.

everyone hates seth rogen and charlize theron hasn't been a box office draw for like 10 years

>Almost 40 years old
>Such a beta he only pretends to get high and still thinks he's a teenager

I know Jews are pathetic, but it's like he's trying to be the most pathetic.

You are now aware that this was Seth's attempt to slip his circumcized cock into Charlize, not unlike and Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore vehicles.

Atomic Blonde was successful and they're making a sequel

Actually it's Notting Hill and The American President combined into one movie

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Is this movie for liberal low t boys the same way BR2049 was for incels?

>Her approval rating skyrockets after she gets high on molly then successfully negotiates the release of hostages in Manila
>Seth Rogen marries her, takes her last name and is declared First Mister
Lmfao

DUDE WEED LMAO
Drumphfies btfo

it's usually the opposite in reality kek

Shouldn't it be First Man or First Gentleman?

Every shot from the trailers is just the two actors either:
Walking down a hallway
Sitting in an office
Gossiping in a stairwell
Skyping from their apartments

What the fuck did they spend $40,000,000 on

are"dude weed" movies still a thing?

>Dude imagine Seth Rogan
>*hits bong*
>But he's a shlubby fuckwit but gets this hot girl
>*bong rip*
>Dude we did that its called Knocked Up
>*bong rip*
>Bro but in this movie she's the president!
>WOAHHHHHHHHH

It’s first gentleman

>ladies and gentleman

Movies are just elaborate tax scams and skim operations. The Producers is basically a template for how Hollywood finances its films.

She's not President

She's Secretary of State the whole movie then she becomes President during the epilogue

I never said she was the president, however the film is clearly influenced by the movie

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and they give him a Stephen Colbert-y first lady portrait, where he's ripped with an american flag in one hand and an eagle flying over or something. Real narwhal bacons at night shit.
And he's a fucking Buzzfeed reporter
and he cums in his own beard jerking off to vids of Charlize and video of it is spread all over the internet
and is best friend is Ice Cube's son, who's a Christian Conservative, who Seth thought was wearing a cross for "cultural reasons"
and there's at least one other magical negro in it
this fucking movie is the worst piece of shit I've seen this year

Sounds like cringekino, going to see it tomorrow

>What the fuck were they thinking
They weren't. Thinking isn't the strong point of liberals.

back to

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha got him

How many years has it been since Seth has actually been involved in anything successful

I mean he just burned $25 million, somebody has gotta be pissed

>the epitome of right-wing intellectualism
>HAHA TROLLD THE LIBTARD!!!
pathetic

Seething lib cuck BACK TO LE REDDIT LE LE

11 years

forgot pic also scratch that I'm pretty sure This Is the End was successful so 6 years.

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>looking for intellectual dialogue about the latest DUDE WEED movie on 4channel

Undeniable smoke

I thought it was the comic book longshot.
I was happy about qt 6 armed spiral appearing, but no it's another lame to gen film.