He doesn't get mad if I start browsing social media when I get bored of the film he chose for us to watch

>not going to sleep during the movie so she can’t even annoy you

Your movie ladies

Would rather just fuck desu, don't care if we were watching cinema masterpieces. I'll just enjoy it on my own time without distractions from a short attention-spanned gf.

we both know one of us has and it sure wasn't you incelly

He is mad, He's just too whipped to do anything about it.

What a cuck

Is the point of a gf to only have sex or is there more to it? Sex looks fun but that sounds really boring if that's all you get out of it.

ita aight whyeboy we and the boys are taking care of her ass now

Girl room..

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>having social media
yuck

if you're asking unironically, yes. You can't sustain a relationship by just banging all of the time and if you honestly love someone you'll want to do more with them than just fuck each other.

no you also have to give up 90% of your free time and the things you like doing

>its a woman is the one that asks you to go see something and they sit on their phones and ask stupid questions you'd know if you were watching the movie the entire movie so you miss it too episode

Volcel is the way to live

>black people saying "the boys"
lmao

Don't forget to periodically ask what's going on in the movie you haven't been watching.

lmao my absolute pleb-tier retarded ex-gf recommended whiplash to me, what kind of brainlet are you?

>can't get laid cuz no game
>b-but I'm voluntarily remaining celibate so jokes on you!
Volcels are more delusional than Incels.

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t. incel

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>you will never be her "one"
>you will never spend a warm Saturday together walking around your hometown and revisiting all the places which meant something to you as a child
>you will never fall asleep together on the sofa without really meaning to and wake up in the evening while the sun is setting and start quietly laughing and stretching your arms
>you will never visit her parents for the first time and have her mother show you around the back garden and walk slowly with her as she tells you the names of the flowers
>you will never kiss your loving girlfriend
>you will never be someone who she respects, loves and is loyal to
>you will never wake up to her cooking you both a big hot breakfast and find her in the kitchen in pyjama pants and your baggy hoodie
>you will never approach her from behind and wrap your arms around her and see her eyes squinting as she turns her face and smiles at you
>you will never meet anybody who wants to get to know you and likes you even more after learning about your life and personality
>you will never meet anyone who patiently helps you overcome your negativity, cynicism and tendency to push other people away
>you will never protect, cherish and encourage a pale, shy, sensitive girl who thinks of you as both her lover and best friend
>you will never be told that you are loved
>you will never share a long, tight hug and smell her shampoo, her perfume and her skin
>you will never run your fingertips up the forearm of the girl you love while she lays with her head on your chest

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It’s the companionship, having a friend who knows you inside and out (and that you can fuck)

> tfw eveytime i try to watch a movie with my gf i end up fingering her and she jerks me off and then we fuck
have sex

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low testosterone mindset, this is the problem all incels have and it's a universal turn off for women

what about fuck buddies and friends with benefits?
what about guys who just don't want to be in relationships?

based digits

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based paulie

ur retarded lol

This post is beautiful user. You have a sensitive soul that a girl will love someday. Just focus on yourself and the things you want to achieve, and everything will fall into place. Great song btw.

You’re living with a high school perception of sexual politics, a Brad mentality. Do you think all the alpha badasses just constantly go around negging and doing PUA shit? No, they all have wives or girlfriends which they love.

Aw, blow it out of your ass. You whiny cunt.

truly a hero
youtube.com/watch?v=UpGFESbLMKU

based, sopranos surely the best tv show ever

no point trying to explain the concept of love to an emotional void

Those are just redpilled Chads.

quad 4s
incontrovertibly based

If she likes films too, I'll show them some of my favourites. If not, then I'm not gonna torture her.

This hits like a brick wall

>Social media
No thots

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ohh marone paulie is based

You could say it's quad damage

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Am I the only one who literally cannot stand women to the point that there is just no attraction to them whatsoever?
I mean, they're just horrible.
>their voices are shrill
>their tempers are short
>their interests are boring as fuck, shallow, and expensive
>they're selfish
>they're mean
>they never take responsability for anything, they're always the victim
>they lie constantly
I'll never understand the lengths you fuckers go to just to get at what's between their legs

based chads

Why would you force someone to take part in something they're not interested in and then get mad when they don't enjoy it as much as you. Just find something else to do or break up with them if you don't have anything in common.

I hate their personalities, but I’m sexually attracted to things I hate so I furiously want to hardcore fuck them then never see them again.

actually a lot of wisdom here, and most of the time acting like this just turns it into a self fulfilling prophecy

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i like the obscure object of love and the ideal mental picture of a woman but in reality i never found anyone who isn't horribly annoying. i rejected perfectly okay looking girls because i dont want just sex with someone who irritates me.

Also
>have to waste money on buying them trinkets/flowers with zero utilitarian value or else they'll feel "unloved".

I feel the same disgust, but at the same time I know its mostly sour grapes because I'm a 27 year old virgin who women still have never shown interest in.

Imagine being alone but half of your free time is doing things you don't want to do.

If you have a fuckbuddy or FWB, you're not celibate whether involuntarily or voluntarily.

You have never had sex

>femwojak

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>qt tomboy gf
>has never done this
LOL see you virgins

My wife did this last night. I put on a James Bond kino and about 15 minutes in I ask her "Hey, what's happening in the movie right now?" and she tried to stutter through the plot that's been revealed so far. I said "alright well I've seen this before so either watch the fucking movie or I'm going downstairs to play a video game" and she put down her phone, started paying attention.

That’s true. Wanna change that? A/S/L?

Where's my arc, user?

Not that guy, but I sometimes feel the same way and I've gotten laid with several women

This sounds like someone who has never even had a girl talk to him. And in general all the requirements apply more to a mother than a girlfriend. Grow up. Noone will come "rescue" you.

The point of a gf is to mask your deep seated insecurities and prevent you from have the mental free time to look closely at yourself and your own faults. It also gives you a false sense of meaning and accomplishment, so you can feel like less of a failed human being because at least this one girl puts up with you

>you will never praise her plaid skirt and have her smile and look down at it pleased that you find it attractive
>you will never meet someone who understands you so well on an intuitive level that you often don't need to take the time to articulate something because the look and smile they give you makes it obvious they sense what you're thinking
>you will never meet a girl who briefly mentions something she likes during casual conversation and buy it for her birthday several months later to let her know you listen to everything she tells you
>you will never pull faces at each other in the bathroom mirror
>you will never meet a girl who loves you so much that she finds herself writing her first name with your surname at the end on the steamed up glass while standing in the shower
>you will never run back to the car together through heavy rain and sit there relieved and smiling
>you will never attend her younger brother's sports game and cheer him on and have him think of you as a friend and someone he can confide in and look up to
>you will never touch her bare collarbone with the backs of your fingers
>you will never eat fast food together while parked outside an aquarium which has closed for the day and watch a large orange sun setting over a wide slow-moving river
>you will never have her slap your butt through the blue jeans you are wearing
>you will never stand behind her and comb her hair after she showers and sits at the stool of her dressing table and talks to you about something funny that she remembers happening
>you will never visit a farmer's market and see her genuine excitement at the different foods on offer and walk slowly behind her with a close-lipped smiled as she fills the novelty wicker basket with cheese, vegetables and jam

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weird flex, but ok.

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It's not sour grapes if you actually feel that disgust. Sour grapes is saying you don't want something when you actually do

I have never imagined myself watching anything with a girlfriend.

>volcel

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>gf says she wants to watch "a so coool" movie in the kinoplex
>its some generic horror AGAIN, but okay
>15 min into the movie she starts texting on her phone
she does this all the time, i'd never watch a kino with her, its bad enough tolerating this when during a movie i dont care about

She was arranging to meet Tyrone and the boys, that’s why she was so uninterested if your virgin spy film

Seek professional mental help.
And then have sex, preferably not with the therapist.

And why will none of that ever happen? You know there are literally billions of girls on the planet

What's wrong with desiring those scenarios?

21/F/your neighborhood

But I'm 5'1, 280 pounds.

The first one you posted earlier was heartfelt and sweet, this one is just cliche and tragically suburban honestly. Try harder next time. No feels achieved.

>you will never meet anyone who patiently helps you overcome your negativity, cynicism and tendency to push other people away
No, because you're not gonna be saved from being a depressed loser by some girl being your mother wife or whatever. Go to a therapist or something.

>watching James Bond

Surprised she hasn't left you yet

have sex

I'm a volcel and it's not because of sour grapes.

I had this, and I lost it. It was good while it lasted.

I’m pretty fat too, so I won’t judge. Down for some smash?

They're both pasta you inbred fucktard

Women aren’t capable of appreciating art unless there is some social gain from it (going out with friends to see something)

They much rather be sharing posts on social media to rack up likes and climb the social ladder. Social ladder is the only thing that matters to women.

Because you’re infantile. You desire a replacement mother, not a partner. That’s why women don’t like you, you’re basically just a lost child.

They are neither healthy, likely or realistic in the majority of it's form and the romanticized want for them will always outweigh any, however small, situation that miraculously lands your way.

Feels bad man, but I guess I needed to hear it.

>Mary Shelley, Aphra Behn, the Brontës, Woolf, Plath
Yeah, clearly producing incredible works of art just for ‘social gain’ lol

This. You faggots told me if I got a pure virgin legal loli my life would finally take off and it was a lie. Fucking faggots.

What are some greentext examples of scenarios a guy should aspire to when in love?

theres nothing wrong with a mommy gf

I'm kind of the same but I don't hate women, I just have 0 interest in ever attaining a relationship again
I had several relationships before and none were worth the sex
despite what society tells you single life is great, a lot of free time, can do whatever I want, don't have to attend stupid shit I don't want to

>b-but having a gf/wife is like having a best friend you can have sex with! :))))

so what? why can't I do that separately? I can just do random hook ups and still do fun shit with my friends
truth be told, in my 29years I've never really met a woman that was best friends material

it's all so tiresome

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Based truthpill

You're not explaining why, you're just saying 'cause you're a poo poo head'

>tfw you call grill but she doesn't answer
>tfw she calls back and you can hear her giggling
>tfw "what the heck is going on"
>tfw "oh hee hee, hi user, I'm just with Chad at the kinoplex"
>tfw "..."
>tfw "do you want me to come by? hee hee, stop it Chad!"
>tfw "..."
>tfw "I'll get Chad to drop me off"
>tfw Chad unironically drops her off
>tfw she's not even your gf you just have sex with her
>tfw last thing regarding a relationship that you had
>tfw she married Chad in the end

wtf is up with that? why can grill not normal? who even won here? did I win?

This post will never get a response

How about genuine desires and wants that haven't been projected onto you either from personal trauma or from the jew hollywood machine.

Because it's not even your own idea. You're inexperienced and you love an idea, you're clueless about the real deal here and you'll stay clueless until you get out of your comfort zone and understand yourself as a man and what your subsequent desires and wants are and will be.

idk but imagine having to be in constant contact with a girl. fukn messaging dozens of times a day and asap or else she feels lonely and cheats
on you. oh dont forget meeting several times a week to do stuff and you cant be boring or else she cheats, maybe just emotionally if youre
lucky. but what about if she hangs out with other guys and they invite her to a party where she gets drunk and fucks other men under the
pretense that she had no control over her actions during an event that had you been against her going - would have resulted in her feeling
trapped and breaking up or just cheating on you LOL

>that gesture

that shit and elephant necklaces. i can't stand it.

I've done all of this and I can honestly say that it's not as life changing as you all make it out to be. It's nice, sure, but it isn't everything.

I’m not trying to insult you. Imaging yourself in scenarios where you’re constantly the one desiring absolute attention from your partner just comes across as desire for a mother, rather than desire for a girlfriend. You’re placing your happiness and self-worth entirely in someone else’s hands - someone who will never be able to live up to the unrealistic expectations you’ve built around them.

>genuine desires and wants

Such as what? Could you post some examples of what normal, non-autistic guys should look forward to experiencing if they ever get into a relationship?

She asked to watch it in the first place. She finds the Roger Moore ones which are over the top retarded amusing.

NAME

ONE

you literally cannot, all you can do is pretend to be superior by posting a dozen different incarnations of'grow up', the most generic and meaningless insult ever

You don't aspire to any greentext bullshit because it's generic garbage conjured up to appeal to an asinine fantasy. When you're in a relationship with someone your "moments" occur organically based on your interactions and interests and shit. Having these weird fantasies about waking up to her in your hoodie or something is just setting yourself up for disappointment because obviously a real human being isn't going to read your mind so they can fulfill your distorted perception of romance based off of like three movies featuring Mary Elizabeth Winstead or whatever.

He should have said modern women. You think the typical woman has read anything by any of those women?

>imagine being so fragile that you cant even have your own fantasies but want some "proper" ones from some redpilled tradcuck on Yea Forums

A paradox if I ever saw one

>elephant necklaces

What are those? I'm not up to speed on irl zoomer memes.

did it all

it all turns to dust in the end

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Not every woman cheats. Instead of rushing into a relationship with utter cunts maybe you should pace yourself and find a girl you can actually trust.

ITT: sour grapes and androgen deficiency

women don't want a weepy sappy fruitbat who "just wants companionship and cuddling", they get that from their girl friends, what they want out from a relationship is what their friends can't offer -- high testosterone masculinity, e.g. assertiveness and dominance to counter their femininity and submissiveness; getting their brains fucked out, feeling protected/taken care of etc

you can spot an incel from a light year away by their mindset towards sex and relationships:
>I just want someone to cuddle...
>I just want a qt nerdy gf to watch anime with
>why can't girls ask me out???
>why do women care so much about sex?!

and pathetic low T beta speak like that, then feign ignorance and cognitive dissonance over why they can't get laid, blaming women instead when they are the ones who fail the most fundamental requirement of being a man

Thats a yikes for me.

You think the typical man has either?

>constantly the one desiring absolute attention from your partner
I think you are just autistic and didn't understand the post

You're not supposed to get through the entire movie with your girlfriend because you should already be giving her the business by the half way point. If you want to watch a movie and have others appreciate it then watch it with your friends. This is just one of the many reasons why men have the separation between friends and girls to begin with.

girls get necklaces with elephants on them. it's all the rage now for some reason. my last ex was obsessed with them and I can't stand the things now.

>find girl I think I can trust
>she cheats on me

Don’t care virgin

what kind of mower diarrhea blasts the grass out the back like that. what is the innuendo here

Sex isn't a good thing, though.

Every woman is different senpai

Guys want all different types of girls, it's the same from the other side too.

No, people are stupid and no one reads anymore.

Living your life, how you were truly meant to be as the life of a man you were denied of. By society. By your shit parents. By your shit education facilities. By whatever trauma or people fucked you over. You, your journey and your success instead of existing in a coping simulator 24/7 like a husk dead on the inside.

>girls get necklaces with elephants on them

Is that? That's what they're going crazy for? G-d, I hate zoomers.

you have 0 idea what youre talking about. just last night i saw a bunch of couples where the guy wasnt high test masculine and even i could beat them up.

>mfw this post can unironically be boiled down to "have sex"

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What do guys get out of that arrangement though? Seems like the woman wins in everything and gets the most.

>take my time getting into a relationship
>she gets frustrated and another guy picks her up
>rush into a relationship
>total gamble on crazy levels

Pure boomerkino

This thread just proves yet again how fucked man-women relationship is.
Don't have sex

Are there genuinely "incels" on Yea Forums or is it just a meme like the autism meme?

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If you look at those two black metal bars sticking up on either side towards the back, as well as the area around the opening, this mower is supposed to have a rather large bagging attachment on it. Why it wouldn't be a typical bagger that hooks onto the side of the mower and wraps around to the back I cannot say, but it seems this design is not really intended to be run without the bag on.

>>she gets frustrated and another guy picks her up
You just dodged a bullet. If she does that, she's the kind that will cheat later.

This is probably the most retarded post i have ever read. Why don't you tell me what your grand accomplishments and aspirations are then chief? Are you trying to say that wanting someone who loves you is inherently 'infantile' or whatever bullshit

I once took a girl on a date to see Fury which was her idea and she spent all movie on her phone except during the scene where Brad Pitt took off his shirt

She had the brains to realise whiplas stank like cat shit. It was a shit fucking movie and your gf knew. She was too good for you.

Nothing, that's a retarded mentality where the man does everything possible to please a woman just to have a pussy to fuck at the end of the night

>what they want

There's your first mistake, I couldn't give a fuck what they want. Giving them what they want is for betas and cucks. Alphas take what they want from them and leave them crying in a mess of tears, ejaculate, and at least two other types of bodily fluid.

you're asking in the wrong place

I am.
Got some good advice from here though, I made some positive changes and improved my life a lot. I've never had a girlfriend but if things get better, maybe it'll happen.

tfw no one to care about and care about you and share your life with and radically give yourself as a gift tohmmm

I hate women because our whole fucking value is judged on how desirable we are to THEM, how we can provide for THEM, how we can take all the initiative and risk for THEM how we can sexually please THEM, how many of THEM we can fuck, and they still act like they're doing us a favor just by gracing us with their presence and they're oh-so put upon the second they're not getting treated like queens.

FUCK roasties.

What kind of advice and what kind of changes?