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A wagecuck who cleans up at a theater finally snaps and doesn't let any of the movie-goers leave and he forces them at gunpoint to form into a human centipede while he shoves soggy popcorn down the throat of the first one in the chain.

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Bible Cinematic Universe

A 22 y/o guy falls in love with a 17 y/o girl

Fuck off hollywood. Write your own movies. Oh, right, you can't, there is no creativity in hollywood

paul rudd plays an alt-right member with a secret BBC fetish

A wealthy business tycoon dies, and utters a single word before he dies. The movie follows an investigator asking people in his life to see of they know what he meant with his last word. Through this, we see his entire life through flashback, and eventually find out that the his last word had something to do with his childhood. This may get a little boring, so towards the end, there'll be a rooster thrown in the film to wake up the audience.

Christina Hendricks discovers she has magical abilities, but they only activate when she's shoving her big fat titties into someone's face. The rest of the movie involves her hiring a man off craigslist to follow her around and shove his face into her milkers so she can use magic to save the world and both direct and co-star in it

A universe where the Roman Empire never fell and exists present day.

Imagine watching this in 4D...

Star Trek Mirror Universe

Damn this actually sounds pretty interesting

Dracula vs The Wolf Man

Everytime a guy drinks nyquil before bed he is transported to the ancient greek times, serving as Achilles personal chef. Time in dream state is 1 real life hour = 10 dream days

Alt-history is always fun.
A movie set in 1914, where Gavrilo Princip misses when he shoots at the Archduke. The show would be about high-ranking diplomats in France, Britain, Germany and Russia competing with each other as Austro-Hungary and Serbia wage proxy wars against each other. Basically wondering if the Global War does happen.
End is that it does happen, with the moral being that there is such a thing as fate and some events are predetermined, despite people’s efforts to the contrary.

The first manned mission to Mars arrives, but finds the remains of a previous Soviet Mission who was unable to return to Mars. They find a journal of one of the Cosmonauts and the movie is a big flashback of the utter disregarding of life by the Soviet regime and the slow death of the Cosmonauts.

>ancient Greek
>Achilles
lmao antiquity begins with the written word

*Return to Earth

Ryan Gosling goes to a club knocks up a girl but was molested when he was younger and can't look after it and can't connect with the child and the movie spans 18 years with the child becoming a degenerate.

Depends on if you make shit movies. But seriously, Greek Mythology Cinematic Universe, about the main "heroes" of that time. Make it a lil anachronistic (n the sense that all of the heroes exist at the same time, unlike the historical sense where they were said to have existed at different times). The big "Avengers" crossover is Jason and the Argonauts journey, except (obviously) instead of his traiditional team he recruits the more famous ancient Greek heroes.
Also, directed by Zack Snyder pls (if you make it Marvel-tier you should unironically kys). enjoy $$$, don't forget to credit "user" for story.

Based.

10/10 pure kino
7/10 solid comedy
3/10 wouldn't be an interesting film
Snyder is a fucking hack.
>trusting jews
otherwise it would be pure kino

Directed by Zack Snyder, except he uses CGI more modestly. Would be based.

whats it called
the paedophile?

2Citizen 2Kane

A movie of this game.

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A guy gets dubs. Check em.

>after world war 3
>black man with his white wife and three mulato kids trying to survive
>has to fend off cannibal white people
>establishes survivalist compound rainbow coalition
>black muslim tranny, flamboyantly gay white man, hispanic family, a poo in the loo
>everything is great until the super white cannibal army shows up
>lead by a white gorilla roid monster with red MAGA cap
>blames the beautiful and curiously undirty rainbow family of destroying the white world before
>black man destroys white cannibal army singlehandedly with the leader being betrayed his slave white wife who falls in love with the BBC
>earth now rescued by black man and his rainbow coalition of diversity
>the end

When can I expect shekels? You can find me at Wilshire Boulevard Temple 6 leading the boys choir

OP here. well you don't expect money cuz if I like some idea I will just steal it

Forced urethral sounding in space with hats

Quirky, semi-novel, lots of room for comedic beats, room for fresh blood i.e. up and coming young actors, maybe throw in a mark ruffalo type as a dad character. Fucking fund it. Feel good hit of the summer.

"The last Jewess"

Tagline
"sometimes you must destroy in order to create"

Its Hamburg 1963 , year 30 of the Third year Reich. Intelligence comes in to Gespasto HQ that a jewess is hiding in Hamburg , The last jewess. SS odd couple Hanns and Muller are assigned the case.

Starring Paul Dano and Werner Herzog.