Would John Wick work if it starred a female?

Christy Mack

atomic blonde was a graphic novel

What a shit movie

>tats
>fake tits
yikes

more like christy SMACKED am I right

No, part of what Wick does is visualize his environment, that's a male thing, it's why women are bad drivers. It's why you can ask a man which direction you're heading and he'll give you a north/east/south/west answer, but you ask a lady and she says "to bed bath and beyond"

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>female
>work

>bolt on tits
DROPPED

what is this from? This has to be part of a skit

>tfw get my sense of where I'm going by landmarks instead of chad compass directions

Leave us brainlets alone

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>doesn't know what real tits look like

Stop fapping to BIMBO threads on /s/ and meet some real women

This basically

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John Wick is a death storm steamrolling over people. Atomic Blonde is Charlize Theron getting the shit kicked out her for most of the movie.

John Wick looks like shit at the end of each movie. Also Atomic Blonde only had one good action scene and the plot made negative sense

>not getting your directions from the sun

>shooting the gun
>tits not moving at all
fake tits not even once

>wait for the ruby rose fight the whole movie
>she gets thrown around the room and stabbed
femlets can't compete

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I just mean that you can argue AB is closer to Die Hard than John Wick

>t.no gun
>implying a 9mm will cause a woman's tits to fly everywhere with it's nonexistant recoil

Alright user, gonna build a sundial and look at trees and rocks. I'll figure out this north, south, west, east thing somehow.

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Only if she used her farts as a weapon

Jesus Christ, what was he thinking? Probably smuggling something big he would be sent away for a long time for.

No it isn't

Yea but she'd have to be written seriously and hollywood can't write women seriously.

only if this qt was the star

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>that weak 'euughhhh' before she finishes him off

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Soul status: Deported

who

If he's done time already the threat of going back would be enough to chance it

I think it was a reporter in Ukraine, soldiers gave her a gun to shoot for fun. Not sure which side they're on though

>dirt makeup on tits
>real makeup on face
>no attempt to blend the two
That's just lazy

>gunlet

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>@alex_zedra

imagine the smell. dudes smell like shit after only a few days in the field

>no trigger disciple
LARP harder faggot

Why do Americans love tits and guns so much?

>single action, load 5

women and guns don't mix

While we're here, what the actual fuck was Atomic Blonde's plot?

user thats clearly an assault rifle

Why do you like sucking off your buddies?

>kills both with negligent discharge
>heh, nothing personal kid

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meh, thanks anyway

why do you need to be topless to fire a gun?

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high test

>Am I fitting in yet /k/?

Fuck off posers

it's a revolver not a semi-automatic

>giving slavfu a gun just so she can shoot you in drunken rage

Because
>look at me tee hee ;)

plus she's spinning them around her fingers, it's incompatible with the 'trigger discipline' idea

I believe in you, godspeed.

Which is how you know it's a loser just trying to fit in and mindlessly memeing

I need her to bear my children.

How is this inane bitch attractive in the slightest? Would literally leave her in a ditch after i cum inside of her,her face and mannerisms and everything about her is so fucking boring and stupid. God fucking damn how can anyone stand this shit even WORSE RECORD HER and give her the illusions shes alluring in the slightest. Dude who recorded thisshti but a rich lonely loser fucking hell look at the tattoo too fuk tdhi dumb whore

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sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Body-cam-seems-to-show-driver-fired-at-Napa-13632068.php

>five priors
>stolen firearms
>stolen car
>illegal immigrant

If he lived through it he was going away for a long time

i'd negligently discharge inside her if you know what I meme

That webm made me uncomfortable.

Lad, a woman's breast bounce pretty dramatically just by walking slowly when they're completely uncovered like that, especially if they're that big.

You're pretty good

fucking this..

not even a gun person but i felt scared for the fucking filmer with this dumb bitch flailing it around

>implying your weak ass is any tougher then the chick in OP pic

Maybe if there is like 3 sex scenes every movie and and the actress could be a person with huge tits, honestly anything else is boring.

is this a womyn with guns thread?

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A woman

damn. what will we do without his vibrancy?

Drumpf is so fucking full of racism and hate that he doesn't want these noble people in our country smdh

imagine what their heads would look like on a stick

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This is an interesting use of natural female flexibility to gain an advantage

Ronnie Radke looking fine af

>no ear protection
She just isn't half deaf like the retards over there.

the irony

are you one of them gays?

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this. very nice.

Is this the webm of the police woman shooting a handcuffed suspect in the head? I should really label these things better.

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>splits

Yeah but I would blow her little brains out with a Mozambique drill in a heartbeat if she threatened me. I'm highly trained in CQC so I can also easily disarm her and break her arms before she even shoulders the rifle. After that I would obviously rape her and then after I finished I would rape her again with her own AK, pulling the trigger as she forcefully climaxes for the last time.

What advantage? Men can keel too.

>2 dogs in 1 action flick
No.

Based

>Would John Wick work if it starred a female?
Guns are for pussies, so yes

what this whores name is?

>Guns are for pussies

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imagine you could pound her as hard as this gun

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>goes to retrieve guns n gold stash from beneath concrete basement floor with a sledgehammer
5+1/2 hours later....
>"Tony...Hi, it's Joanne....yeah, fine...listen, could you come over and help me out with something?

That didn't take long. Imagine worshipping a weapon even a toddler can kill you with. More cowardly than poison. kek

leftist, eurocuck or ausnigger; which are you?

user it's cosplay for a video game...

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that I could bash your obese brains in with a steel pipe before you could pull your little thing out from your sweatpants' waistband.

shes fast

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imagine being this mad simply because gunpowder exists

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>It doesn't matter who I am
got that right

lmao

Why do they keep doing it?

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there is a reason the feminine is associated with both creation and destruction in many cultures. it was not meant to be set loose.

Humans have a tiny shard of magnetite between their eyes. The same thing homing pigeons use for direction. Dogs have it and it's why they spin around when going to shit and typically the shit facing north or south. Cows also have it and tend to all face north or south unless there is magnetism around them such as grazing under power lines. Very interesting stuff, honestly.

Why load a it like this?

You mean letting women handle grenades?
I don't know

lol those balloons look comical

I'd let her handle my 'nades.

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wtf

yeah, we should definitely let them vote

it literally is by nature

A woman couldn't play the "stoic, depressive hitman who just wants to mourn his wife in peace"
Look at Captain Restingbitchface. Brie Larson tried to be stoic but ended up looking like she was constipated

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this has to be some comedy skit
this can't be real

>Engine lights on fire
Oh no, how could this happen

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this is a skit tho

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In the future try to make good posts instead of retarded barely coherent ones like this.

most Americans are heterosexuals

Do you genuinely have no contact with women in your life or are you just projecting?

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cuz its cool?

That scene actually made me really happy. They made her out to be a bad ass female body guard and when it comes to it, she gets thrown around like a toddler.

dude the cold war
remember cold war music?

>She talks (well, hand signs) a boatload of shit
>Hyped up as this uber badass
>Wick puts her down in seconds, and basically tells her to fuck off after stabbing her
The fucking funniest part of Part 2

>person filming just NOPES out of there

This looks retarded.

I liked Columbiana.
Pretty determined and stoic with a mission to get revenge for her father.
I think you're talking about quality of actors.

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hahahw so edgy dude haha DEVIL haha praise satan XD

alright what's the deal here. This seems to be a pretty major event

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For contrast:
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its the mens dirt bike course i think
youtube.com/watch?v=iHePxxS0K7o

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Bimbos are usually hotter than real women

God damn, it's like watching someone roll consecutive natural 1's IRL.

xanax

get laid, basement dweller

>i feel like a brainlet because i don't use cardinal directions
don't feel bad, we've had threads where anons genuinely don't know their right from their left.

Meh, my sister did 2 two tours in Iraq, 2 in afghan worked in "intelligence" got a silver star and 2 bronze. Still no idea why she got a silver star because its classified . all she's said is it involves headbutting a guy to death and pistol whipping another guy to death.
99% of women according to her are worthless on front lines but you have exceptions

I tried, but I rolled a 1. :(