I'll be honest, Anime is too bad of a medium for A Song Of Ice And Fire. It really is. If ASOIAF was adapted into an anime, every character would have the same face, the only difference is in how their hair looks. In the first episode, Bran would walk in on Cersei and Jamie, and then go WUUUAAAAAAA GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN while some silly background music plays and Jamie mutters "this is bad... " and Cersei screams "KYAAA", then Bran clumsily tumbles backwards and falls from the tower.
Anime is truly a shitty medium and I hope that ASOIAF will never be adapted to it.
>mfw fresh danyfags in my general I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit refugees like you, or people who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good, non-boring character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.
Official ourlass list >Melisandre >Roslyn >Ros >Frogfu >Myranda >The other red priestess >Myrcella V2 >Cersei >the whore littlefinger wipes cum off of >the whore that gets pussy grabbed by the second sons >Waif(u) >moon is egg girl >young Bran
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
Man the quality on this leak is pretty meh but the episode is even worse
Kayden Martinez
a what now
Nicholas Miller
I reread the Maester Cressen chapter and holy shit Stannis can get fucked. Disloyal, ungrateful, cruel bitch, I’m glad he died in the show because he fucking deserved it
>play CK2 AGOT mod >Bobby B dies of the plague after having many grandchildren >Play as one of Joffrey's kids >Not one day in office and Robb Stark demands I hand control over to my son or there'll be war >I comply >Play as son >Robb Stark threatens war unless my father is installed as king >??? >fight war >Lose thanks to the fucking huge Tyrell army >nothing changed, Robb is just regent
Joseph Thompson
>No Ygritte shit list desu
Kevin Ross
what the fuck is wrong with their hair?
Liam Bailey
ASOIAF would unironically be better of as an anime. I mean, the show is pretty much one already.
Jaime really hurt Brienne in ep4 lets be honest here
>there was never a scene of Tormund, Pod, Tyrion and The Hound sitting down and telling her shes better than him, not to worry about it and how they all still respect her with a pat on the back
> be autistic > the only tit you've ever seen is your own mother's > getting breastfed in his teen years > highest form of entertainment is watching a person fall through a hole
Come to think of it, it makes perfect sense that you spergs praise this character. Truly someone to identify with.
I remember someone posting a LARPleak some time ago where Qyburn invents some sort of a Maxim Gun that's used to gun down the dothraki. It wasn't even that unrealistic because the rest of his LARP was very much in style with Dabid.
Julian Morgan
>his mother didn't even let Tyrion finish his joke when Robin wanted to hear it
>Qyburn rolls out a primitive bombard cannon >cannon balls covered in burning rags crashing down on the dregs of Daenerys's army It could have been kino.
There are almost always at least subtle differences in faces, but most people are so helpless at deciphering anime that they can't even tell Attack on titan and K-On apart, and then blame it on anime. And why should faces be the only element of character design anyway? Nobody has ever given any reason for that.
>In the first episode, Bran would-- No he wouldn't, because anime is not a genre and these things don't happen in every anime or happen randomly. How is it even different from the nudity and sex in GoT? They're both fanservice.
Jackson Fisher
>upon hearing that the Targaryen girl has armoured her dragon, I made some further improvements to the basic scorpion design your grace, I am sure it is to your liking
It was built specifically to bunker bust the maginot line, but France sucked cock so Hitler never had to use it for that, so it was a waste of resources but a reasonable investment at the time.
Elijah Ramirez
>I figured since the enemy has air advantage I wanted to produce ''dragons'' of our own
You know something like this has always been one of my non-sexual fetishes. Imagine how kino it would be if a carrier strike group showed up in Blackwater Bay during the final battle and it would just be about the chaosh as a cruise missile salvo levels King's Landing, drogon gets fucked by a fighter squadron and the ground forces get BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT'd by A-10's. BTFOing backwards cultures always awakens my inner imperialist.
Justin Ortiz
>The Final Countdown: Westeros Edition
Colton Young
This is pretty much the premise of the anime/manga “Gate”
Juan Turner
based
Eli Brooks
why did dayne fight ned
Gabriel Cruz
>your grace, the Iron fleet can now finally stay true to it's name
>Puckle demonstrated two configurations of the basic design: one, intended for use against Christian enemies, fired conventional round bullets, while the second, designed to be used against the Muslim Turks, fired square bullets. The square bullets were considered to be more damaging. They would, according to the patent, "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization".
>implying It was written by GURM >“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them. “We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered. “Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell. “When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.” “Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.” “I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.” “Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne. “Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.” “Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell. “But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.” “Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm. “We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold. Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three. “And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light. “No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Cooper King
Probably because he was Rhaegar's best friend and considering the difficulty of making friends with that impossible, glamorous autist...well...
He was in the fucking Kingsguard and it was Robert's Rebellion.
Eli Harris
no, to protect the royal family If the rebels had gotten their hands on Lyanna's baby he would surely have been dead (if not for Ned covering it up, but they wouldn't know)
Aaron Jones
Based Qyburn quads.
Jason Jackson
>I Reincarnated as the Villainess and My Fat Husband Thinks that One is Bigger than Five!?
Would it make a good "duke's daughter"-type isekai, with crop rotation, double-entry bookkeeping, chocolate, soap, and perfume?
makes sense if random raiders went there but since Ned was there you'd think they could come to some kind of conclusion that maybe Lyanna has some say on whether the kid gets slaughtered or not
Austin Cooper
at that same time there's a character in the Kingsguard called Jonothor Darry who says to Jaime "we're obliged to protect the queen but not from him (=Aerys II)" in such a way as convinces me you're meant to conclude simple obedience to your oath just isn't enough
David Johnson
Replace them with Secret Service. How do you see that playing out?
Grayson Mitchell
>cersei creates a harem out of all the main female characters IMAGINE
Mason Cooper
>replace them with americans okay, going full retard now makes perfect sense
Brayden Hall
Ned didn't know she was pregnant and was birthing a child. As said before, Dayne was in the Kingsguard and was ordered not to let anyone in there. Some of the major players on Robert's side of the Rebellion are prime "no-go" targets. They were the very people you weren't supposed to allow in the Tower.
Was looking at random characters today. Noticed a lot of people are still alive, just forgotten by the plot.
Radmure and Sweeeeet Robin, specifically stuck out.
That is all.
Jacob Lopez
because short hair cersei is a qt
Lucas Butler
Which one? In the novel series Our King is almost cruelly funny in his attitude to his wife and her over the top R'hllorite zealotry.
Lincoln Brooks
Why is Danaerys supposed to go mad when the bells ring? Have I missed something here?
Benjamin Thomas
>sophie is a manletstacy noice
Kevin Nguyen
Nigger, Lyanna knew full well the consequences of her decision. Maybe not at the time of eloping, but she sure as shit knew Ned was on the rebel's side and could very well die in battle. She knew she may never see her brother again. It wasn't about what Lyanna wanted at the time. Rhaegar and Dayne both knew what would happen if Ned walked up those stairs. He would take Lyanna and the baby back norf and eventually would probably be ordered by Bobby B to kill the child and would either do it himself or someone else would take the baby and do it when he sits and contemplates the "honorable" route.
Jonathan Green
good but need to shop qyburn in these for maximum keks
>it's a "shireen is tutored by the lovecraft juggalo and eventually has to kill her father after he becomes the greatest threat to humanity" anime
Ryan Cox
He’s unpragmatic, which is poor leadership, and he’s unnecessarily cruel. The fact that our initial introduction to a Stannis is the CoK prologue and so many people still like him is confusing. He betrays and humiliates the man who raised him, that alone would make him scum but he’s a dick to his wife and a shitty dad on top of it
Jack Rodriguez
How is this mod? I have CK2 but haven't played too much of it, would be interested in this though. Is it on the forums?
Blake Flores
>Why is Danaerys supposed to go mad when the bells ring?
It's news to me. Jon Connington's the one with that particular hangup. (You'll notice Spanish-speaking slashers got hold of them.)
I hate how the show made Edmure out to be some incompetent buffoon. He's one of the best Lords in the books. Most honorable at least. Not Ned's retard honor, but honorable in a way where he actually fucking cares about his smallfolk. I wish D&D didn't character assassinate him.
eh, he's definitely well meaning, but on several occasions he makes poor tactical decisions, and the show is mainly focused with portraying Westeros at war rather than the kingdoms at peace. Edmure might be a generous lord and who cares about his people, but what matters in terms of the Robb/Catelyn storyline is that he's not a very competent commander.
Just imagine, 156 24-minute episodes of people talking and nothing happening, with occasional 2-parters to bridge the cour gaps. Overused stills. Are they still on Namek? Anime is based.
How the fuck do I play this shit? Where do I download the original game and mod?
David Allen
>Are they still on Namek? oh god I can't even imagine how long Dany would spend in Meereen in DBZ style
Eli Sanchez
Khaleesi...come closer >The horseniggers...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge... >But *coughs up blood* >But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me >Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi... >The Westerosi Man's burden Khaleesi.... >The natural hierarchy... *looks at camera* >the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to send them back across the narrow sea >And if we can't then they shall dangle from the weirwood tree...... >my queen, we will have every coon in this continent dead or deported by the end of this war and may the old gods decapitate that sheboon Missandei if I'm right >goodbye Khaleesi.... and may the seven bless the Andals and the first men
>Jaime >not lowered as a character by going back to 'muh Cersey' at the very end
Chase Watson
>be in middle school >stare at clock every day counting down the minutes >finally let out >sprint home to watch DBZ >get /comfy/ >episode airs >it's just some filler shit Being a kid was torture.
>bear island and a few other places lack a duchy title, but have a kingdom title >the one place that shouldn't have a kingdom tier title has one What the fuck did the modmakers mean by this?
Henry Gomez
People do this as adults with GoT, as 90% of the show has been filler shit.
>Bolton Wanderers looks like Championship kino is back on the menu boys
Jason Reyes
Killed by Falling Roof?
Jaxson Clark
pop culture makes me sick
Dominic Walker
So Stannis took the Throne, I have no idea why Jon ended up looking like this after Stannis killed him. Margaery rules over an independent King's Landing. The end.
Battle of Castle Black > Battle of Blackwater > Hardhome >Battle of the Bastards >>> Field of fire 2.0 > Battle for Winterfell (Stannis) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Battle for the livings
Even seasonal garbage anime is better than GoT. Game of Thrones is fucking bottom of the barrel garbage, it's literally written with a female audience in mind. Nothing has any depth, everything shown on screen means exactly what it means.
Joseph Rivera
>beheaded I wonder if their bodys still animate kind of like the hand that was still moving on it's own.
This is your daily reminder that those who worship the Seven are cucks and that real Chads worship the Old Gods who are real
Connor Smith
Its such trash
Oliver Davis
I'd take some fake god over one who likes to watch rapes and does nothing the rest of the time
Ian Johnson
Does he at least kill Cersei?
Dominic Parker
Whoever made this should be shot
Charles Harris
>He could have signed a longer contract, with the smart actors, and today the writers would be making him miserable, his fans would be ingrates, and he’d be stopping three takes a day to piss into a bowl. WINE!
You've said this before, but neither really makes sense. What's he trying to say in either scenario? If it really is "sow" then someone else is going to have to change the .webm since I'm too retarded to do it myself, I just saved it a while back.
It means he could fuck any gutter whores and breed five of those ballsack looking cunts
Henry Hernandez
>let little Umber go to his death >goaded Theon into needlessly dying I keep telling you, Bran is in there and he's pissed. The only reason he didn't tell on Jaime is because he'd rather watch him burn alive in KL than getting a quick chop by Jon.
Samuel Perry
Black up as Areo Hotah
Josiah Davis
Nope, the explanation is Male Tullys >>>>>>>>>>>>> power gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> female Tullys
Nice trips. So when he says "piss" he means "ejaculate"? Fair point, I can see that then. It would help if bongs could speak their own language so we wouldn't have to have these debates over what they say. I still need subtitles turned on for Ygritte scenes.
It’s true user. Better to rip the bandaid off now and be prepared
Charles Morales
>get excited to see what Dawn is going to look like in the series >It LITERALLY is just a normal sword
like for real?
Aaron Cooper
Typical woman, winning due to an opponent's disadvantages rather than her own strength or skill. The fooking legend was about to kill Jon before Gilly saved him.
Anthony Bennett
You do realize they make anime outside of the shounen adventure genre, right?
The leaks are real. However Jon does not really stab Dany. Drogon flies north with her. Final scene will be 2 years later, Dany and Jon are living together north of The Wall with their baby, doggo and drogon
The leaks are real but they are missing a single scene that was shot with a small crew. Viewers will think Dany is dead until the last 10 minutes of Episode 6.
Xavier Reyes
Alright, what are my goals? And what should my tax policy be?
>you will never be a 6'1 tall, blonde, purple eyed UBERMENSCH who is also a paragon of chivalry and wields the best and most exclusive sword in the setting
GODS I WAS WEAK
Jaxson Price
It is true. Just wait. The leaks are missing one small scene.
Aaron Collins
kek
Xavier Bailey
Fuck... I thought Theon was redeemed and forgiven, but he was just a tool to Bran. It was one of the only good parts of the episode and it wasn't even real, now the long night has no redeeming qualities whatsoever
Logan Russell
It's literally what happened in The Witcher 3. Do these people have any of their own ideas they wanna try?
Luke Flores
No, brainlets would go "Why is there a Targaryen in Dorne?"
Kayden Watson
Because Rape is the key to unlock all the powers of the universe. Imagine if Sansa could get hot steamy rape sex daily, She'd become the strongest and smartest being in the universe!
Gabriel Davis
Tax them to space
Dylan Jones
god his voice is so good
Adam Cox
No it shouldn't. This is a problem you ESLs are making for yourselves. He means that in any gutter he could find five whores as ugly as her, that's it. Don't know how the hell you thought sow could possibly be what he meant.
Adrian Bell
Increase your demense, max tax on cities, leave feudal vassal tax in the middle unless you need more troops/or gold. Marry Dany and take her dragons.
Cameron Allen
Great, bend over I am going to make you a superhero.
Joshua Collins
dany is dead.no doubt. yo can see this from Emilia reactions
Angel Young
>as ugly as her He was talking to a guy you retard He obviously meant that the guy was so fucking worthless even the mold that grew from KARL FUCKING TANNER'S piss would be superior to him
It is still better than most except just because the leaks make no sense unless you know the very last scene. It was shot with only a handful of people.
Chase Martinez
You mean a normal sword with a sticker on it.
Easton Sanders
No need, I already made your mom a superhero so this universe is already saved. Please do thank me.
>you can't address people in earshot unless you're talking directly to them The subtitles say soak, the actor's saying soak, the intention was that there were five ugly whores in the gutter who'd be soaked by his piss.
Ethan Moore
It's obvious you're trying to get under my skin so I wouldn't spare an inch. Why else would you do this?
Thomas Richardson
That was the moment I realized I was wasting years of my life watching this series
Ayden Jackson
Or instead of the whores, five ugly as fuck beggars. Either way the line doesn't change.
I am upset because I am willing to go out of my way to bless you with a gift you claim will make you "become the strongest and smartest being in the universe" ?
Cameron Gonzalez
No, retard ESL poster is retarded. "I could piss in any gutter and soak 5 of you" means that KL is so full of ugly cunts he could step out into the street to piss and there would be 5 bitches lying in the gutter that would have piss land on them.
Jack Wood
>download the mod for CK2 >getting ready to right the wrongs of Dorne >it's only for version 3.0,1
NO NO NO NO
Jace Martin
...
Jack Bailey
fuck off
Luke Lewis
start new /got thread
Aiden White
The showrunners are complete idiots. > Let's take a character known for his one special sword and give him 2 generic ones instead
Ian Brooks
new new
Jace Thomas
Just roll back your version lmao
Liam Gomez
new new new .
Hunter Gray
edmure made mistakes early on, which isn't unexpected given his inexperience. robb did too, he just also made some lucky decisions that offset them.
edmure learned from his mistakes and won one of the greatest victories in riverlands history, and it was only offset by robb having fucked up with his overall strategy.
