Cast him

cast him

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Me as Elagabalus

zac efron

lol what a gay nerd

me as Elgaslbus
Tom Holland as bathing Etruscan boy #2

based

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Kevin Spacey

michael cera

unironically based

He replaced the traditional head of the Roman pantheon, Jupiter, with the deity Elagabalus, of whom he had been high priest. He forced leading members of Rome's government to participate in religious rites celebrating this deity, over which he personally presided. Elagabalus was supposedly "married" as many as five times, lavishing favours on male courtiers popularly thought to have been his lovers,[3][4] and was reported to have prostituted himself in the imperial palace. His behavior estranged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. Amidst growing opposition, Elagabalus, just 18 years old, was assassinated and replaced by his cousin Severus Alexander on 11 March 222, who ruled for 13 years before his own assassination, which marked the epoch event for the Crisis of the Third Century.

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this, he would be great

isn't that the gay tranny dude who got killed by his own praetorians or whatever?

even gladiators had a lower mortality rate than emperors wtf

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he was the emperor. why not fuck them instead of just watching them

>'Elagabalus' gets made
>SJWs cheer, finally someone shows the "real" Roman history was 20% trannies and 60% gays

>film gets released
>a 2.5 h epic that revives historical Kino
>shows him accurately as a degenerate, mentally ill, cruel tyrant hated by everyone
>SJWs lose their shit

One can dream

They killed the fag! Based!

It's been a almost 2000 years of course they're dead

because unlike drumpf he respected consent

I'm actually impressed naturally is that high

could be poison too

I remember reading a Chinese account of Rome that was something like "every two years, they change the Emperor as is the custom and the old emperor lives the rest of his life in peace."

wtf he was doing all of this shit as a 14 year old

No it was the same, 100%

He also offered massive sums of money to any doctor who could successfully perform a sex change so that he could become a woman. It didn't work out. I think he was also the one who elected men to office depending on the size of their cocks.

The irony is , that Alexander Severus was a relatively good emperor and had pretty good diplomatic policies thanks to his mom. But because of the precedent of that faggot Elegabalus , everyone and especially the militarist factions which were warmongers inside the empire thought they could push him around. His death was one of the biggest disasters in Roman history, because the Severan dynasty maintained a more or less very prosperous and stable empire.

so this is the power of the roman empire

He was eastern scum brought up worshiping their pagan gods. Not a representative of proper western roman values.

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he was some eastern temple priest before being an emperor

source?

Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money

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trajan was from spain.

You missed the point of that pic completely you are an absolute degenerate and a pleb.

Sauce is Ultraviolet Darling.

sure they weren't talking about republican Rome and its consuls

Can't blame anyone for killing him, I'd have done the same.

The Etruscans were extinct by Elagabalus's time. You'd be Pannonian Boy #5.

Not to mention him being dominated by his mother.

Trajan was from the west.

Wow thanks Mike Duncan I didn't know you posted here.

They straight up tried to erase this guy from history be rewriting official documents and altering his statues.

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He was literally embarrassing, but it also wasn't the first time the Empire tried to erase history it found displeasing.

his temple got renamed jupiter avenger cause he had put himself above jupiter

Those shoulders and forearms make me uncomfortable, like they were pressed flat by an iron or something.

You lost those values when you lost the Republic, Cato was right.

Name five hundred and sixty (560) examples of this.

There would still be a Republic had not those 'proper Romans' illegally murdered the divinely-sacrosanct Julius Caesar in contempt of all the gods and forms. 'Rome's best' are who destroyed the Republic.

Mark Antony's treatment after Augustus became princeps comes immediately to mind.

Also had search parties look around the territories for the dudes with the biggest dongs and declared his top seme as emperor.

>A dictatorship in a ll but name would still be a Republic
Every TRUE, HONEST Roman CITIZEN has a obligation to kill tyrants.

I'm not the only one who thinks that looks like David Schwimmer am I?

he does

then the Senate got what it deserved
/thread

every roman historian says trajan had a harem of little boys

why not little girls?

>entire knowledge of him is propaganda by enemies that try to portray him as weak and mentally ill
>gets hauled as a proto LGBT icon

ironic

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he had some of those too, afaik

yeah. spain.

Who was the most sexually perverted caesar?

me tbqh

>elected men to office depending on the size of their cocks.

based

>imagine having a discord tranny as your emperor

/fit/

Can he get any more based?

Has anybody here have sex with another man? How was it

Interested in the "unknown" category. Did they misplace the Emperor or something?

not great.
men aren't soft and cuddly like woman however I take talking to a guy over a girl any day of the week. women aren't interesting to talk to