Avengers: Endgame

Can we talk about the broken legal system of the Cars universe? In the film, Lightning McQueen is speeding down route 66 when a cop car starts chasing him. Just as he's about to pull over, the cop car starts blowing gaskets. Lightning assumes this is gunfire and freaks out, resulting in him accidentally destroying the town. Lighting was under the impression that he was being fired upon unprovoked, giving him a valid legal argument for his reckless driving. The next day, Mater is assigned to defend him in trial, despite Lightning making it clear that he has his own attorney. He isn't even given a phone call, or a chance to pay bail, the trial takes place the very next day. Of course Mater blows the trial because he's a dumbass, leaving Lightning stranded in this town before the biggest race of his life. Hell, they wouldn't even let him make contact with the outside world, leading to everybody thinking he's missing. Lighting may have a serious lawsuit on his hands

Small town America is infamous for having broken legal systems. There's tons of urban legends about people who tried to take a shortcut somewhere and ended up with massive fines or "community service"/slavery as punishment for was a minor speeding violation.

>self contained, easy to understand time travel
>take stone and make branch timeline
>place stone back when taken and fix timeline
I love how all of Yea Forums is to stupid to understand this

>mfw fresh danyfags in my general

I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit refugees like you, or people who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good, non-boring character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.

When you go back in time to return a stone, you make a branched timeline where you go back to return the stone.
The original timeline you took the stone from is still fucked.

>Captain America getting old in his timeline and getting back to the first one
>An army travelling in time (what's up with one travel per person?)
>Stealing the infinity gems and putting them back (and killing the alternate universe Thanos) did not create an alternative reality
You are the windowlicker here

why did they refrain from promoting hulk?? he's an OG member and theyve got the hulkbuster out instead..didn't even get a moment in the fight.
Is it because ruffalo spoiled infinity war so they punished him?

the time travel made relative sense until captain america went back in time at the end to an alternate timeline, stayed there, then somehow grew old and wound up in the timeline he started in. this makes it all confusing

Dave was laying on his backside on the raft which had a cushion at the end which propped up Dave's head. As soon as Dave saw me walk out, his eyes became focused on my ass. When I bent over to put my stuff down, Dave lifted up the pair of sunglasses he was wearing. "Shit," he said under his breath.

I turned around and noticed Dave staring at me with a weird look on his face. "Is something wrong?" I asked. I bent over again with my ass facing out towards Dave to grab the sun screen out of my bag.

"Holy shit man," Dave said. "You've got a hot girl's ass. I never noticed it before but in that swimsuit; damn."

"What?" I said awkwardly. I shifted my waist and looked at my reflection in the pool water. I immediately noticed my face was blushing red and when I looked down I could see what had gotten Dave's attention. I had always had tight, curvy ass and the tight spandex material of the swim suit really hugged the curves of my ass. If someone were just to see just my butt, they probably would have guessed it belonged to a woman.

"That's crazy," Dave said as he stared me down. "Shake your ass for me, I want to see what it looks like."

I felt uncomfortable with Dave staring me in such a weird, sexual way. "Umm," I stuttered. "No thanks, I am going to go swimming."

Dave slid off of the raft and swam over the edge of the swimming pool near me. He grabbed the side of the pool and lifted himself up. "The water does feel great." He said. "But you should definitely put some sun screen on. Why don't you lean over that chair right there and I can do your back." Before I could say anything, Dave grabbed the sunscreen out of my hand.

"I guess," I said reluctantly. I turned my back to Dave and stepped over to a nearby chair. I crouched over the chair, lifting my ass in the air and leaving my back open and exposed for purposes of sunscreen.
Dave walked up to my slowly. His eyes were completely focused on the edges of my curvy ass which were peeking out the sides

i didnt see anything about any of this. i assumed your small brain couldnt handle it. yes cap made a branching time line like a moron. Yes loki escaped in that one time line and is still alive and apparently the russo bros said thanos and friends made more pym particles so he could bring an entire army through time which also messed with that timeline.
no it fucking isnt. they said IN THE MOVIE that if you return it at the exact same time that you took it then nothing would happen. They had a literal slide show.

well he lived his entire life in the other timeline but to the og timeline it still seemed like a few seconds because thats just how it worked in this film. i wish the russo bros werent fucking retarded and felt the need to answer peoples questions outside of the movie and not make it clearer

the whole plot of the new spiderman apparently revolves around the timelines becoming fucked up

Thats impossible, you would have to time it down to a millisecond and return it at the exact moment. Captain America would have no idea about it and it would be impossible to return the soul stone to exactly where it was. Also he would have to explain himself to some people.

How else would they do part two?

my point was that he couldnt get back to the original timeline without traveling through time again. if he stayed there and grew old he would grow old in the alternate timeline. the movie somehow forgot its own rules right at the end

"Hell yeah!" Dave explained "That's the spirit, come sit on Daddy's lap." Dave spread his legs underneath the water and patted the top of the water above his crotch. Dave's lower half was submerged in a sitting position on some steps in the pool but his crotch was only barely below the water.

I slid my body into the pool water. The coolness of the water was a welcome relief from the beating hot sun. Reluctantly I swam over towards Dave and ended up sitting down on the same step he was sitting on. I looked at him intently. I was hoping he would call it off at the last second and call me a faggot but when I looked at his face, I could tell he was eager for this to actually happen and I wouldn't get out of it that easily. I swallowed hard and stood up from the step. I positioned myself in front of Dave with my backside facing him. All I had to do was squat down and I would be sitting on top of his lap. My ass cheeks hung out right in front of Dave's face.

Dave playfully slapped my ass, causing it to jiggle. Dave laughed and then grabbed the sides of the cheeks of my ass and began rubbing them.

"Ugh," I grunted. "What the hell?" I asked. "Get your hands off my ass, Dave." I felt Dave let go of my ass. "Ok, let's get this over with." I lowered myself down until I felt my butt hit the water of the pool. Moving just a little bit further down, I ended up resting my ass up against Dave's crotch.

"Oh wow," Dave commented. "That feels... fantastic." I just had Samantha sitting up on here a few days ago, and I must say, you feel just like her up on my lap like that."

"Samantha?" I asked shocked. Samantha was a classmate of Dave and I when we had been in school. I always had a crush on her. In fact, I remember telling Dave that I liked her when we were in school together. But Samantha always seemed like a classy girl to me. I couldn't imagine her sitting on Dave's lap like some bimbo. "Samantha sat on your lap?"

"Oh yeah," Dave explained. "Your ass feels just like hers

collect all the dragon balls then wish all the people Thanos killed back to life

>Thanos didnt arbitrarily decide to destroy the stones for no reason.

he did that so they couldnt beat him. Are you saying Thanos was too smart and successful for endgame to even exist?

hey man im just going off of what the movie said. it makes sense of you dont think about it to much but your asking a comic book movie to explain time fucking travel. It never works but the way they tried to do it was ok for the most part.
so what your saying is he shouldnt even be old in the ending?

Dave quickly grabbed me again with his other hand and held me in place. "I was just thinking about Samantha and," Dave began as he rubbed his bare crotch up against my ass. "Unh," Dave moaned. "I wanted a closer comparison."

I felt Dave's hard erection poke into the side of my ass. It was separated only by the thin material of the swimsuit I was wearing. I felt the hard steel pole slide across my ass. "Oh my god," I gasped.

"Check it out," Dave spoke to me. He lifted me up an above his lap. When he did so, he revealed to me his enormous pulsating cock. It was far bigger than I had ever imagined. The fat mushroom shaped cock head on the end pointed straight up at my ass.

"Holy shit," I commented. "It's huge. No wonder Samantha sat on your lap."

Dave smirked at me. He shook his hips which caused his enormous, rock hard cock to flop around below me. "She did a lot more than sit on my lap," Dave explained. Dave pulled me back up on to the next step behind him so that his lap was no longer submerged beneath the water. As Dave did so, he swung his huge cock back and forth nearby my ass.

I found myself memorized by Dave's cock. His steel rod swung like a pendulum and I was completely hypnotized. I couldn't deny that seeing Dave's big cock swinging around nearby my tight, shapely ass was a hot sight to behold. If the situation wasn't embarrassing enough, I soon realized I was pitching a substantial tent of my own in the front of my suit.

"I can tell that you like what you see," Dave said chuckling. "You should take off your suit and rub your ass up against it. Maybe you can give me a lapdance like Samantha did. It will be really hot." Dave lowered me down so that I was now sitting on his thick cock. "Just think about how hot that would be."

>Thanos destroys the stones
>Timeline gets fucked up because no stones
>Creatures once again begin to fuck and more creatures are born
>People get hungry again
>No stones to Erase half the people again.
Populations are exponential so it wouldnt take that long to remake half the people with normal reproduction

No, Captain america could be old. but he would be old in an alternate timeline. when you travel to the past you arent going to your own past; the very act of going back in time in this movie creates an alternate timeline. so Cap cant actually be there all old at the end (unless he offscreen somehow used a different time travel device after peggy died to travel back to his original timeline just to hand over a shield)

>thanos destryos all the stones
>all kinds of cosmic horrors come gunning for earth and all reality
>dormammu intensifies
wait...what the fuck did they mean by this?

>Thats impossible, you would have to time it down to a millisecond and return it at the exact moment.

Sure but they would have the time stamps from the heist, meaning they would have the exact time each stone left each timeline. Also, the ancient one didn't say that they needed to return the stones in order to fix the chronology, just that the stones need to be in a specific timeline in order for the universe to stay sane. Steve arriving with all the stones, putting the correct on on the ground literally anywhere in the universe and then leaving would be enough to keep reality from fucking itself up and the time line erases itself somehow.

Yea that makes sense. I think they screwed the pooch with that scene. It made sense from a happy ending point of view but thats it.

I grabbed each of my shapely butt cheeks with one hand holding each cheek. I then pushed backwards and sandwiched Dave's big cock in-between my ass cheeks. I pressed my ass together and rubbed my cheeks up and down Dave's cock. "Did Samantha use her ass like this for you?" I asked Dave.

Dave grabbed my ass checks and began shifting his hips and pressing my asscheeks around his dick himself and holding him in place while he pushed his dick up and down. As time went on, he became more aggressive and as a result he was sloppier. Eventually his cock had ended up positioned so it was pointed straight towards my asshole. I could feel the pressure of the large head of it pressed up against my hole. Dave did not make any effort to correct the position of his cock but instead wiggled the head of it against me opening.

I felt shivers run down my spine as I felt Dave's mushroom head rubbing up against my opening. "Unh, That's too close," I complained in-between a series of moans. I was about to pull away but I decided to rub my asshole against the tip just one last time to see if it would give me more shivers. Pretty soon, I found myself rubbing my virgin opening back and forth across the tip of Dave's dick.

"Unh, hell yes," Dave said with a look of ecstasy on his face. "Your ass is begging for my cock right now!" Dave grabbed the sides of my hips and pushed forward. "Uhhhh," Dave moaned as he forced the fat, rubbery tip into the inside of my ass. "Yeah, we're going to fuck!"

"Oh shit," I commented as I felt Dave push his way inside of me. "Dave, no," I gasped. I tried to pull away and stand up but this turned out to be a mistake. I ended up stuck and combination of gravity and Dave's grip on me began to slowly pull me down on to his shaft. I could feel myself sinking down, my butt swallowing more and more of his enormous, hard as steel cock. I could feel the big pulsating dick inside of me, every inch invading more and more of my insides. "No, no, ohh gross, it is in me!"

this would have been better: have cap travel to the past, show him dancing with peggy and thats it. maybe he leaves his shield in the future with a note or something

I think the official Marvel canon from producers was that Captain America actually did live out his days in an alternate timeline and then when Peggy died of old age he returned to his original timeline to say goodbye to his friends and to pass the torch on

>fun

>that moment when they started mentioning older timetravel films and proceeded to “correct” them
*BIG sigh*

it would have been easier to not use time travel but instead accelerate into the future, far, far into the future beyond the decay of atoms until bang goes the dynamite we've travelled so far into the future we've travelled back in time to the big bang... from there on avengers get stuck in dinosaur land and have to fight dinos... and escape the big asteroid or risk going extinct with them... then they travel even further, meet Jesus, kill Jesus... meet JFK, assassinate JFK... until they end up in the Thanos timeline. Would have been way cooler instead of the old muh time machine story.

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this is just fan speculation. it makes sense, but since the movie doesnt show how he traveled back through time again I cant just assume it happened

that wouldve made so much sense instead of actually showing old cap. It just created more questions
what i dont like about producers is that the fill in issues that shouldve been addressed in the movie. Its close to damage control but not really

No it doesn’t. That dude is 100% Mysterio, which means everything he says is a lie and he is controlling the monsters.

Dave was right about one thing, I was horny as hell. At the same time, I felt ashamed. I couldn't believe he had manipulated me into a position where he was able to fuck me. I really was some naïve bimbo, a hot piece of ass that would end up being one of Dave's easy sexual conquests, manipulated by his macho douchebag tactics and his huge cock.

Dave held my ass up against his lap and stood up. He shifted the two of us about two hundred and forty degrees to his left. Dave lifted me so that my upperbody and arms were left dangling outward perpendicular to his body.

My arms quickly reached downward and rested on a dry step above the one that Dave and I had just been sitting on. Meanwhile, my legs touched the ground infront of Dave. I ended up in a bent over position with Dave standing behind me with his cock buried into my ass. I realized at this point that I was about to really get fucked like a bitch.

Dave towered over me, staring down at my plump and shapely ass. "Fucking that ass is a dream come true," Dave commented. He put a hand on each cheek of my ass and groped them gratuitously. "Oh god," Dave moaned as he was overcome with yet another sudden burst of libido. Starting slowly, Dave began to pump his fat cock in and out of my ass. Although Dave started slow, he quickly built up rhythm and began fucking me hard and raw. A consequence of my disproportionately large ass was that there was a noticeably loud slapping noise every time Dave plowed into me. Every time I heard that noise, the thought it my head was Dave smacking me across the face with his massive dick and calling me his bitch. I felt so dirty.

"Unh, yeahh," Dave moaned as he pumped his cock into me. "Your ass is so big and slutty but your hole is so tight and delicate. You're the perfect fuck." Dave squinted his eyes in pleasure as he fucked me hard. "It feels amazing." Dave looked down as his beastly dick repeatedly violated my sexy ass.

Yeh but going back in time creates another timeline, so he isnt putting them back in that timeline, he is just putting them back in "the past"
I guess they could have made a machine that goes to specific timelines, but even if they did, the act of going back in time causes that time line to split into another.
The timelines they stole from are fucked either way.

....does it though?

"Ugh, unh, soo gross," I complained as I felt his bulging dick slide out of my ass only to be violently thrusted back deep into my insides. Every time he did so, I got a weird guilty but pleasurable feeling from the inside of my ass. "Oh man, this is crazy" I moaned.

Dave slowed down his thrusting but discovered it did not slow down the pace of him fucking my ass. As Dave let up, he noticed that I was pushing my ass back on to his cock. Dave eventually stopped doing any of the work, yet I still continued to voluntarily push my ass back on to his cock without even realizing it. Dave smirked, "You really are a cock-loving bitch. I knew you must have been with an ass like that. Look at yourself; you are using my dick like your personal dildo."

I was shocked when Dave pointed it out to me but he was entirely right. I had been so focused on other things that I didn't even notice. My own body had taken over. I tried to stop myself but I couldn't! Helplessly, I continued to push my ass back so that Dave's thick dick would push deep inside of me only to pull out and repeat the process. I couldn't help but fuck myself on Dave's big dick. "Oh shit," I gasped. "Unh, I really am, ugh, a gay bitch." The realization caused my body to shake. My own cock couldn't take it any longer. I had the most intense orgasm of my life and cum exploded out of the head of my cock. I was shocked how much cum sprayed out. It was so explosive that when I turned my head down to look at the orgasm, cum flew far enough that some of it hit me in the face.

"Mmhm," Dave smirked as he began to take over the role as the one who was doing the fucking. "Looks like you are enjoying being my ass bitch," Dave commented. "You had fun with my dick; Now I get to have my fun with your ass." Dave grabbed the sides of my hips tightly and began to fuck me at a feverish pace. He grunted loudly and repeatedly. "Unh, get ready, bitch."

You know they had a prime opportunity to chance with the MCU/endgame and add in the FOX properties easily and they blew it big time with the ham fisted rush job. It was a typical Disney shit show.

probably

>It was a typical Disney shit show
>soon to be the highest grossing movie ever
if endgame is a ""shitshow"" what would you call justice league by comparison?

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A teratoma.

Did you mean the “inconsistencies”, you brain dead mongoloid?

Because if the whole movie was just them going to Thanos' planet, fighting him for 3 hours, and then bringing everyone back it would be fucking boring.
The time travel stuff was a neat way to do callbacks to other movies and get the stones back.

Makes sense too that the next movie is a breather movie where the stakes are bit lower. You can’t have Epic Timeline Shifting movie right after Epic Endgame Final Battle Movie.

As an audience we’ve also been conditioned to just accept crazy things in the MCU, so I’ll bet a big chunk of the wider audience simply accepts the new “hero” and threat at face value then gets suckered by the twist that it’s just some asshole with special effects. His real plan is either to gain fame and fortune from the public, or to con SHIELD/Avengers and steal some valuable stuff.

>"Where are the stones Thanos?"
>"Oh just buried next to my scarecrow"
>"Ok"
>End

That's not really how it works in the movie. The new timeline is created when they take a stone, but that timeline only starts at the point they took the stone.
For Captain America he is travelling along a single line . As long as he goes back to when the stone was taken the timeline that split (not his timeline) disappears and goes back to the normal timeline.

That's how he was able to live his life with Peggy. Because there's only one timeline that he exists on, so he fixes all the extra timelines they created, and he remains on the fixed timeline where he can come back at the end and give the shield to falcon.

There is nothing wrong with time travel in movies, only really makes it clear how autistic you are lmao

I'm amazed more people don't understand this when it's literally explained in the film

Simple, he traveled from the other timeline. Why are you struggling so hard with this?

Why cant he be old? Also he didnt age at the same pace as peggy, for cap to be that old he probably lived 200 years before coming back. Yes he did come from an alt timeline ,there is enough hints in the movie to show this can be done

You not understanding!= plothole

Your a brainlet

I don't think he came from an alt timeline.

The avengers are on timeline A, they got to the past in timeline A grab the stones and return to their present. All on timeline A.
Now from each point they took the stones a new timeline emerged, B, C, D etc.
When cap goes back he is still on timeline A, and him placing the stones just removes B,C,D from existing.
He never leaves timeline A, because taking the stones back means that timeline A is the only timeline again.

Hulk explains this to the old one, which is what part of what convinces her to hand over the stone.

since Thor picked up his hammer when he went back in time does that mean he left his past self without Mjolnir? old Thor is just thinking "where the fuck is my hammer?"

Cap took the hammer back. So there was a timeline where thor didn't have his hammer and was confused af. But cap taking it back to the same time it was taken means that new timeline is gone and thor has his hammer.

The stones were returned so those timelines weren't left unprotected. The line is being misinterpreted. It's the same reason cap returned the hammer, so that timelines thor would have it.

She showed how it works though. A straight line (timeline A), but the moment they take a stone it splits (timeline B). So she goes off on another timeline (b) where they don't have a stone.
But if they take the stones back in timeline A it fixes that split and timeline b never happens

On what time machine platform did he arrive on? Even thanos needed one. He aged in to that timeline which is back to the future shit.

Their time travel approach was fine actually. The only real incoherence was old cap at the end.

Also multiple timelines have been established already in Doctor Strange movie and IW. Saying alt timelines only exists because stones are taken is not right.

I think introducing quantum theory is a little too much for the average person, but I think they have been somewhat consistent with it

FUCKING BASED APUPOSTER!

The timeline with with the stone is an alternate reality brainlet, the ancient one even says so. It doesn’t merge in to the reality that thanos snaps in so captain America can’t age in to it.

See this He never leaves timeline A. So he doesn't need to arrive on a platform.
The writers even said that the idea was that Cap was her husband all along

That's not what she says though.

She draws a line, she says if they take a stone it will create another line splitting off from that.

They are in their own past, in their own timeline, but the moment they take a stone from that point on the timeline splits. But they return to their own timeline.

The whole point of going back is that they stop those other timelines from happening.

They don't only exist because the stones are taken, but the stones being taken creates specific ones which they go back to fix.

But he does leave timeline A. Timeline A never had the event "cap arrives to return the stone", so when cap does so, it branches off into Timeline B.

They are not in their own past. They even spend a few minutes exposing how time travel doesn’t work like back to the future and why they can’t kill thanos.

Taking the time stone would of made a branching reality for the reality that the ancient one currently resided in.

The residence of the current mcu where the thanos snap happened already live in a different reality from the ancient one.

>dude we gonna time travel bro
>dude time travel get hype bro
>dude new suits bruh get hype
>they time travel
>it's underwhelming and lazy as fuck like you can tell they only had 1 small as fuck room for each location, they like talk and shit and that's it, just 1 fucking fight and it's over in less than 2 minutes

FUCKING GARBAGE

But it did have the event, we just never see it, and they never knew about it.