He imagines himself as a famous actor being interviewed on talk shows

It's important to have a dream.

>he imagines himself dating his waifu
>he imagines having children with her
>he imagines cuddling with her after the kids have fallen asleep, silently thankful for everything life has given him

Based

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hahaha

he probably thinks of a funny interesting story, then realizes its just shit he found funny on a posting board

why the fuck would they make a kid? why knowingly curse a human being with the malformity they've struggled their entire life?

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

>School reunion
>Everyone has a degree, a job and some even families
>I'm still the same virgin loser i were 10 years ago

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I imagine myself as getting swoll and learning martial arts then entering a worldwide tournament where I fight people from all over the world. I don’t envision myself winning, but getting to compete is enough
I’m currently at part 1: getting swoll

>imagine being a Neo-Malick
>fucking all the waifus I want because they all want roles in my movies
>I even ended the Great Emma-War by deciding who of them can suck'n'fuck the best
>I realize I'm literally a non jewish Weinstein
>feels pretty guud

It's been 10 years and I'm not even sure if we've had a reunion. If we did, I wasn't invited.

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Let's hear some interview questions.

You got me... but I swear I don't do it often! Some day, guys.... some day... right?

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No freakin' way. I imagine having tons of money, but no one knowing about it.

>winning the Oscar for best director
>going upstage
>calling everyone in Hollywood a disgusting pedophile jew
>have a "deadly accident" some days later

>When he listens to music he imagines himself playing the song at his high school talent show

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>He wanted to make short films in high school but had no friends be his actors

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>he imagines that his real life hasn't really started yet, and some future event will begin to define it
too real

h-how did you know?

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Me too

wow

>he imagines having actual super powers like iron man

Fuck this life

>>he imagines himself as a famous actor being interviewed on talk shows
yes, my autism knows no limits
youtube.com/watch?v=bJbXsnFKGaU

>he imagines making a film and then someone on Yea Forums calling it cool

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>He imagines being a visionary director, rising through the ranks in holywood and going toe to toe with studios to greenlight his absurd ideas, bossing A-list actors around and being talked about as a milestone in cinema history for decades

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>making his daughter walk

dare I say, based?

i like to imagine im a wizard on a quest like fellowship of the ring
its a nice daydream

Space bum rock star

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>he imagines himself as a supervillain that is about to trigger the apocalypse
>a single person confronts him
>he imagines himself saying some stupid cliched shit ironically then ending the world

>drew blueprints of an evil lair when i was little

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What? Now who is doing such embarassing stuff.

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>he imagines himself being the first man to step foot on the moon
Some day my dream will come true

based

heh that would be so dumb

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>think i sound okay
>record myself and turns out i dont
>think i look okay
>take selfies and see that I dont
>assume i just need to see pictures taken when I wasnt noticing
>see some pictures and realize im still ugly
>assume that maybe I just look okay when im moving rather than in a still picture
>see myself in a video and notice that i move like im legit mentally challenged and autistic
Fuck, there's no way I can survive like this.

>he imagines himself as an extra who fucks up the take by looking directly into the camera

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spoiler that shit

>google the ages of actors and actresses to see if "I still have time"

>look great in the mirror, like a goblin in pictures
>sound great in my head, sound like a retard in recordings
>think i have fluid motions and body language, behave like a special needs boy in video
Story of my fucking life

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lol late 90's lego was peak comfy

I imagine myself doing an interview promoting my new movie but the interviewer is trying to get me to talk about my personal life and I reply with a comeback so amazing he gets utterly btfo and all the media talks about how incredibly based I am

would you watch mad max in your lair after that?

Daily reminder that you have schizoid personality disorder.

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Do you get govbucks for that?