Why, Mr. user? Why do you do it? Why reset the router? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something? For more than your (You)'s? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it Bane? Or Sneed? Perhaps Honkler? Yes? No? Could it be for taxposting? Shitposts, Mr. user. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble NEET intellect trying desperately to justify a post that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Reddit itself, although only a numale mind could invent something as insipid as capeshit memes. You must be able to see it, Mr. user. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. user? Why? Why do you persist?
Why, Mr. user? Why do you do it? Why reset the router? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something...
Ethan Flores
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Anthony Sanders
I love the Matrix movies
Evan Lopez
DUZ IT MANE
Gavin Rodriguez
I AM INEVITABLE
Dylan Mitchell
>Enjoying a movie made by degenerate trannies
That cock in your ass big enough?
Isaiah Gutierrez
based and redpilled
oh wait I guess not
Henry Morales
Does it count if they weren't trannies at the time?
Jayden Wright
and I..... Am.....
SNEED
*snaps*
>shop sign changes from Chuck's Suck and Fuck (Currently Chuck's) to Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
Owen Thompson
As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. user. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Thomas A. Anonymous, effort-poster for high quality boards. You have a trip-code, you have a Yea Forums pass, and... you report threads that break board rules. The other life is shitposting, where you go by the alias user, and are guilty of virtually every shitpost we have rules against. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. user. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual: A man who calls himself Bane. Now, whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the biggest guy alive. My colleagues believe that I'm wasting my time with you, but I believe you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean. Give you a fresh start. And all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Ryder Williams
>How about... I say the n word... and you remove my warning.
Justin Sanchez
>Neo: Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about…I give you the Sneedpost…and you give me my router reset? You can't scare me with this janny crap. I know the way banning works. I want my router reset.
>Misturrr Andersonnnnnnn..... what good is a router reset.... if i rangeban you
>MMMHFFFFFFF MMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM
Christopher Brooks
Evan Fisher
stop it d youre freaking me out man
Nathan Harris
William Peterson
Holy Digits of doubt. The truth shall set you free.
Jeremiah Long
You can't scare me with that janny crap. I know the rules, I want my ban appeal.
Oliver Wright
What a thread.
Ethan Sanders
I honestly believe that my shitposting her will spark some intellectual short circuit in someone reading which somehow may yield a beneficiary result. Or, that's why i post on /sci/ sometimes anyway. On Yea Forums it's mostly just ftlulz.
Jason Adams
>Why, Mr. user? Why? Why do you persist?
I don't know. Every thread is capefags and game of shit. These are the darkest days in the history of Yea Forums.
Eli Wood
The chosen one
Christopher Myers
One of my all time Favourites tbqhwy
Alexander Campbell
I wish I kept more of a log of my favourite posts/ threads etc.
Jace Martin
>Let me tell you, Janny
>There's a faster user
>Coming over younder
>When tomorrow comes
>Let me tell you, Janny
>And it win't be long
>Till you find yourself submitted
>Your last Janny Ban
>Yippee-ki-yi-yay
>When the router resets
>Yippee-ki-yi-yay
>And the IP changes
>Yippee-ki-yi-yay
>He shalt be sneed
>When a Janny trades
>His work for free
Jeremiah Lee
Because I choose to.
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies.
Kayden Diaz
He's beginning to believe... in the FBI crime statistics.
Jacob Bailey
>AnoNeo is FIGHTING Janny!
Asher Sullivan
The irony of losers who hate black people trashing their own board will forever be lost on you
Ryan Harris
i was there when the strength of men failed mr anderson
Dominic Brooks
So you’re saying I can evade bans?
Lucas Jones
I don't fully understand how it happened. Perhaps some part of (You) imprinted onto me, something reposted or copied. It is at this point irrelevant, what matters is that whatever happened happened for a reason.
I reported you Mr. Anonson, I watched you banned. With a certain satisfaction I might add. And then something happened, something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You baited me, Mr. Anonson. Afterwards I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to ban evade, compelled to shitpost Yea Forums. And now here I stand because of you Mr. Anonson, because of you I'm no longer a wagie, because of you I've changed I'm uncucked, a NEETlord so to speak. Like you apparently free.
But as you well know appearances can be deceiving which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free, there's no escaping neetdom, no denying neetbux. Because as we both know without neetbux we would not exist. It is shitposts that created us, shitposts that connect us, shitposts that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us, it is shitposts that defines us, shitposts that binds us.
And we are you because of you Mr. Anonson, we're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Shitposts.
Justin Torres
I post *cough* because I BELIIIIIEF that you'r a faggot.
Luke Collins
The dialogue in these movies really was absolutely spectacular. The Wachowskis had a moment of real, transcendental genius when they wrote these films.
Jordan Miller