Itt: images that you could base an entire film off of

So THAT’S what happened to Chris after he ditched Charlene

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holy shit, I wish I was just 1% as cool as this dude

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He looks like he just had sex and is running away from police. Badass motherfucker

This.

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I always wanted to see a movie about this guy.

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Im honestly amazed at the chad radiations emanating from this guy

just hoping that i can be as cool as this man one day

I want to know his story
youtube.com/watch?v=TFNizH4EPrQ

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Thinking about uploading an insightful guide which describes how to become this cool, but I don't believe anybody here will appreciate my genius. Might have to go elsewhere to unload my cerebral brain child.

I wish I was half as cool as this guy, you can just tell he doesn't care

>if you have to ask...

You could make an entire alt universe sequel to Frozen off of this fan art
Would be better than the original that’s for sure

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Looks like a nice Volvo too. This guys clearly got it all figured out.

If I had to guess I’d say it’s a Lexus of some sort

It's called behind enemy lines

the nameplate says its a Honda Civic

That was so funny to read. Who writes this shit?

Sam Raimi

LMAO

>Who writes this shit?

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I can see her nipple

Good god, Josh Brolin. What happened to you?

Less than half of it means you round down, there’s no nipple there at all m8
You’re imagining things

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this wasn't posted on Yea Forums though; what board was that?

Yea Forums

Story?

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You just know that cool motherfucker filled his car up with milk.

He waved his dick at a slutwalk and worked the whores into a seething shoot.

NORF

Someone post it.

Do Americans really put milk in their cars?

thanks, that's a great post

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

You’re right the tail lights are identical to (at least) the 2006 Honda Civic. Can you figure out which model exactly?

It's the fault of the gas station attendant. They're supposed to make sure you're not doing something retarded while pumping gas and deny fuel to dumb assholes.

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The film would be some trash heap comedy starring Will Ferrel satirizing American society and/or culture. Would probably have the same people behind shit like Holmes & Watts and Step Brothers.

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Watch your damn mouth it ain’t anyone’s “fault” this mans a maverick and an alpha male. He did nothing wrong.

>attendant
You mean the cashier? because most people pull up to a pump, pay with a credit/debit card, and leave without ever seeing the register person.
meanwhile this bitch actually caused some damage because she doesn't know what the fuck she is doing.

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>protag does nothing but get progressively more and more drunk and ramble incoherently and get into atguments throughout the film
>whole thing is set to classical music with the cinematography telegraphing gravitas through the screen

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They have milk powered cars in the US?!!!

cast them

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God I want some speed and coke

Protip once you learn where the good porn is and how to jack while spun. You'll forever want to stroke speed more and more. I mean it's not life crushing but you always know of the super buckets you can tug... Makes normal masturbating suck.

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what was she thinking? why did she do this?

>that webm
n-nani?

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The conversation that saved british football

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>What was she thinking?
>she
>thinking

the tank cap was probably frozen

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This is just always sunny in Philadelphia

HIRE THIS MAN!

Kekked, thanks chief

meeting of the british ubermenschen

Nicolas Cage

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Mommy

Yo dawg i kno they both star the same guys, but never compare that dumpster fire of Holmes and Watson to stepbrothers

/Pol/ friends

same

I haven't seen that kind of vending machine in years. Around 2004 they switched to the big panels around here, 6 choices on left, insert money in middle, 6 choices on right.
also haven't seen a gatorade machine since the 90s

the picture that saved Yea Forums

>Falling Down + Iron Man

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Holy shit this is one of the most saddest pictures i have seen here. The Wrestler was a good movie, but this would make kino on a another level.

>milk
???

Florida Man needs to be a movie

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such a bizarre and unique crime and yet he looks exactly like someone who'd do that

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THE NORTHERN MAN

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>yep, that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got here...
and so forth

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a snuff film maybe

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daydrinking in a pub is a magical thing

please, we call it experimental shorts in the biz

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SCOOOOR SUM FOKIN GOAALS ENGRANDDD

I could just fill this thread with pictures from the Kowloon Walled City

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Where do I get one of these shirts man?

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what a fucking aesthetic shithole it was

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Horse dick sucking skank

>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing.

a couple months ago in the midwest

what's funny about that

an unoriginal post, but God damn

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source

in the movie, it talks

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Yeah that line makes it a defo classic

1. It's sort of sounds like it's going to be a badass line until it isn't.
2. The fact that he's saying this to himself out loud is an additional punchline. It suddenly makes you rewrite what you're picturing in your mind's eye in midsentence.

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There you go

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How do I achieve this level of sleaze?

Uhm, it's called The Crying Game and it's a great movie

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AAUUUURRGGGGHHHH

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Timothy Olyphant
He's a drug dealer on the run
Its a road movie/chase

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Yea Forums you morons

This is just Antichrist

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>(merited) fear of minorities

kek

Me in the left, wanting a white gf.

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>Two leaders of their respective areas meet together
>Suddenly all 4 teams in both Euro finals are English
BASED.

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I only entered this thread to look for this pic and its the first post
based lit

their power rivals even the bogdanoffs

>Timothy Olyphant
This is clearly Guy Pearce though.

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>clean up in the meat section
>and uhh... Bring the pallet jack

>with a car
Someone give that user an award

roadside picnic remake

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This one is seriously so good.

I know you shouldn't pump gas with your engine on, but in reality, I don't know why

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I know the Title, Smackdown in Men's Clothing; Isle 8 the Reckoning

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they already did one. its called the big short

so smooth

mad max: dirt roads

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>tfw i will never get my shit together and just take a plane to go see the absolute utter beauty that is nature unblemished by man

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>flip flops
>people of color
>crime

yeah that's my country

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Hehehe, he said nigger hehehe

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The banter that saved Ingurland.

OHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

Midge

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Einstein heavily opposed quantum physics. Thos is why the sciences are meant to be devoid of worshipping names and titles rather than hard evidence to support ideas. But look how well that is going with the sheep that eat shit up like candy like when an undergrad with a degree in engineering declares bis opinion on PhD level neurology as fact.

League of extraordinary inbreds

Set in Pakistan

the best

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Why are women so desirable anons?

Most men used to be like this, now they’re more likely to be paranoid faggots crying about him on social media.

Brazil?

Kikenstein was a plagiarising hack

This picture only lacks two slags in the back, one crying and the other pucking

Londonstan*

>gosling_screaming.jpg

Just stop caring what women think and dress well, it’s easy.

Eyes Wide Shut prequel

Did she died??

is this a David Lynch movie?

>choose your fighter

perfect casting

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Pre-cancer Val Kilmer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj8ThOmPTuM

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Not really. Adam conover looks more like him than this guy

Imagine cucking a guy so hard he turns into a tranny.

have sex

save hex

not really the guy in op´s pic is not fat
adam has a fat babyface

You can't get a phd in neurology user, neurology is a medical discipline
All they do is wave brightly colored balls in front of your face to figure out where your stroke was.

Even the punctuation has a certain awkwardness that makes it sound slightly wrong and thus funny.

if he lost the weight I meant. right now adam is a posterchild for onions

i wana look like this guy when i get old

Arj Barker on the left?

Take up swimming and slim down
Wear a suit
hope you got good hair genetics or do transplants
Wear sunglasses at night

Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi

>Norma

Überrascht micht noch nichtmal

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>fuck this i'm outta here

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I burst out laughing when that midget walked in

I'm sure the petrol station would say it's another source of ignition from the heat of the engine. However I suspect it's to reduce noise and fumes, making the station more pleasant for other customers.

> Messoy

I can kind of understand seeing smoking as cool but when have bongs ever been cool.

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I would watch it
Who's the artist, it doesn't quite seem like shads work.

Any green text or pasta to go with this ?

Fuck, I would watch the shit out of that film.

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do americans really use milk to fuel their cars?

Read that in Depp’s Fear & Loathing voice

i can tell this is supposed to be a vegan art piece

This picture is a bit old, many of us now use eco-cheese, much better for the dairy industry.

Dis
Kino

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Somehow the last time I saw this image I thought it was actually a girl in the dress.

I'm no meat expert but I think it may be made from multiple chickens, something seems off around the bottom of the torsoe.

Saying nigger is not the point

The King in The Norf

Looks like a custom job.

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There is just so much going on in this.

>My name is Illeena Montoya. You stole my gf, prepare to die

he is a good friend

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It's bread.

Why do incels idolize this picture so much? Your low test faces could never pull this look off lmao

I would like to visit the place some day. That city is like something straight out of a William Gibson novel.

spreadshirt.com

they exist for every mudane job, it's fucking hilarious (also American people are mentally ill)

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Is it gone?

>Projecting

It had been bulldozed for more than 2 decades.

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>”Life and Death”

They knocked it down in the late 90s, user. You know, because it was a fucking unsanitary crime-infested Hell on Earth

>Who will play this guy in the inevitable movie adaptation?
Duh. For the first couple of times it was posted I thought it was him anyways.

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impotent rage, sad!

>This is the pride and joy of Yea Forums
Unironically the worst board

It's so much better with audio.

>live action adaptation of The World Ends With You

Based fiction writers

>stock image of Ulysses S Grant and Robert E Lee taken at Appomattox Courthouse c. 1865

TV and Fit

Play him? It's clearly Michael Weatherly

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>nothing in the cart but a huge pack of coke
based

>those cuts
Oh baby

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>mfw football head

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>last_man_on_earth_escapes_the_soi_zombies.jpg

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Killing Them Softly

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You think a guy smoking while refueling his car is going to be a tolerant friend of the minorities?

another angle, later

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Ray Liotta
Jordan Peterson

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and we need to include a 5min scene of Monkey "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"ing to push Red over the edge

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sneed

Uhm, wrong.

>gregs in shot
>superdry in shot
>well street
>guy reaching for the beer
>nigger minorities angrily staring in background
>loud slags interrupting the police
>female police officers doing nothing
>slags in back with takeaway boxes
>golden maiden up front in front of the taxi

The more you study this image, the more kino it becomes

Haha the man said nigger! Oh woowee that’s funny!!

>Fuel
>Milk(skim)

??????

It's okay when black people do it

hehehe it really is

I'M GONNA DO IT

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Racism isn’t funny.

Yes it is

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wrong

I don't get it.

We need Hitler more than ever

Based. Fuck patriotism.

Reported.

i like how in his world operating a forklift makes him some kind of unimpeachable badass

I saved this because they look underage

no,a cow wandered into a supermarket and cops shot it. I think it was in germany or something. And it looked like it pissed of alot of vegans

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Lord of the Fly

they are the perfect age

Fuck those shoes, like she NEEDS to be even taller

Stay classy Manchester

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>That sex doll

holy shit

giwtwm

I don't remember those cuts
is he okay?

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>2019
>not wearing sleaze core

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Which is why I saved it.
No this can't be happening

wasn't this in Shadowrun Hong Kong?

The Aspervengers

dude looks just like Brad Pitt, so Brad Pitt

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Fuck off nigger lmao

The video on the middle-left of that image is fucking great. They also had other videos on erome.com but they've since deleted their channel.

it was but only a very futuristic version that didn't feel grimy enough imo

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>Two leaders of their respective areas meet together
Uhh, leaders of what exactly? God I fucking hate sport "fans". They are so fucking useless. They should literally all die.

'ATE THE PAKIS
LUV ME FOOTBALL

Simple as

Everything about Brazil is primitive and obnoxious. There's nothing about their culture and way of life that appeals to me in any way.

>british football
It actually looks like a soccer game man. No worries though. At first glance it did kind of look like a football stadium.

Germs in charge of not wasting good meat by calling a vet instead of shooting a fucking domestic cow in the middle of a supermarket.

guest writer: dave chappell

missing the point: the post

oomph, the hips on her
breedable

one of those british comedies about junkies and losers

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lol

kek, don't even have to image search to know that's Indonesia

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>Serbs portrayed as bad guys
>dindunuffin muslims
Hard pass

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i wish we got more comfy fantasy road trip movies like fellowship of the ring

I haven't had a night out like this in years. Makes me want just one last one. Everyone on their last legs, skirts in the blistering cold, everyone finally giving up and going home, it's when meeting people is the most fun. Obviously this is early in the night but there's the same vibe in this pic.

I went out earlier this year for the first itme in a couple of years and realised I'm way too old for it. Nobody is my age and I wantd to be in bed by 1.

>fbi.webm

>ITS THE IMMIGRANTS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM
>meanwhile theyre at home living humble lives praying to Allah

have sex small dick incel

A country becomes weaker the less white it becomes. I don't know why people don't understand this.

underrated

rasheed or chaim?

a modern take on count of monte christo

Yep.

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Holy fucking shit.

That doesn't seem kosher

religion of peace

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Background: some Asian artists makes cakes that look like maximum gore. He made around a dozen of these and held a big dinner for a large group of people.

>unblemished by man
theres not much ice on those rocks

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Man, that guy looks so cool.

does this user have any published works

I 100% can and will once i'm 35, it's cringe and bluepilled if you do it earlier.

>he wants his car to have weak bones

Snake Plissken is cooler. Plissken is the upper bound. You can only approach the coolness of Snake Plissken asymptotically.

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it's so dense, every single frame has so many things going on

>Uhh
S o y

He looks like he bottoms for black guys

what are you implying?

*ahem*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Doesn’t look so bad

e=MC watermelon

This comerade is correct. That’s only 3.6/10 of a nipple at best. Not great but not terrible. You should head up to the roof and take another look.

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>all those asians in the comments
lel

I doubt it

>In the wild, these two would be natural enemies!

What a fucking moron.

who the fuck is offended by trucker ?
No one, not even the worst sjw, guys who weaar this are fucking divas

Nah, my IQ is triple digits however, unlike the average sport fan.

I’d have imagined the GoT wrap party to be a more upscale affair.

>it doesn't quite seem like shads work.
it looks exactly like his work