whats the point of this fag at this point? he hasnt done anything useful after leaving KL. his writing is fucking cringe
even got memed on by his chad brother last season
whats the point of this fag at this point? he hasnt done anything useful after leaving KL. his writing is fucking cringe
even got memed on by his chad brother last season
He drinks wine
And he doesn’t know things
epic quips
Zombie Tyrion
D&D aren't intelligent enough to write scenes for him but they can't kill him off due to popularity
It was probably pretty redpilled on how midgets feel in real life. The show held nothing back in that regard. He got shat on from every which way.
>walks up to cersei and begs her to save her children from one dragon and a bunch of skinny brown men, all while 100 intercontinental ballistaes are pointed at them.
I just hope they think of funny deaths for these badly written characters.
Well him and Varys are going to play a more major role in the last episodes, that much is at least certain. And it's one of the only redeeming/exciting qualities of the show at this point, to see if he decides to help or hurt Dany.
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
tyrion was GRRM's self insert like sam.
D&D don't know how to write him
You have no cock, lmao!
imagine being a 2'11" midgelet
Entirely believable.
Imagine if Game of Thrones had been made in the 1990s. They would have tried to cast Davis as Tyrion. Oh my god
fucking based. I love midgetposting.
Should be ‘The Virgin Midge’
Literally every character:
>Tyrion ur so smart
>no lets listen to tyrion hes a jeanyus
>we need ur brain tyrion you're a worthless shitstain otherwsie
>Tyrion: I think u should do this
>Dany: I am skeptical of your advice after the last time
>Tyrion jus trus me k
>Dany: alright I trust you
>Dany goes through with master plan
>goes horribly awry
>Dany loses something of significant worth
>Tyrion shrugs and goes back to drinking and thinking of ways to inject cock into his next sentence
>Varys: that was dumb
>Tyrion: yea
>Varys: I think our queen is getting a little mad
>Tyrion: no she's fine. you have no cock.
>Varys: [looks a little disheveled]
so their intention is that we're supposed to see Dany progressively waning into that old targaryen madness, but in reality all of her problems have come from trying to be reasonable at Tyrion's advice
everything in this post holds true for the entire show since last season
>his writing is fucking cringe
just like every other character on the show at this point.
everyone keeps talking about his genius mind but even jaime who didnt give a fuck about anything except fighting and incest for 40 years outsmarted him
i hope he isnt as embarrassing in the books if they ever come out
*What's the point of this show? FTFY