The fire rises
/got/ general
Joseph Powell
Camden Allen
just because you put a bane mask on it doesn't mean it's Yea Forums shithead
Landon Thompson
First for Stannis
Cooper Rivera
>read about stannis’ march north
>gets loyalty from the northern clans, Davis goes to find rickon
>captures deep wood motte using cunning tactics, liberated from Greyjoy’s to get loyalty of the north
Stannis’ book story is far superior than “HURRR DURR WE MARCH STRAIGHT TO WINTERFELL!”.
Jaxson Flores
Cast him
Andrew Sullivan
dig bigger nicks
Jacob Thompson
Enjoying yourselves /got/? Inside, shitposting and stannisposting in the comfort of your own thread? How longs it been now since the last leak? Were there days when you just couldn't find a new death or have your expectations subverted? You don't know cold, /got/. None of you do.
I spent 6 months out there, beyond the Yea Forums waiting for leaks straight out of India. We heard a rumor some pajeets had gotten ahold of season 8 leaks so we went out to find it, get some knowledge of the shitorm that was to come in season 8. The pajeets knew there was a bad season coming so they hid in their pooshacks and waited for the critics reviews to come in. 480p streams hitting you in the face as you yanked your cock out to take a piss. The LF posters died first. Didn't have enough good writing to keep them alive. Eating them and the wine posters first was easy, but later when the show turned to shit, we were the ones to fall. That wasn't easy.
Come the next episode, you'll die like flies.
Christopher Cruz
were they gay?
Adrian Murphy
crashing this city with no survivors
Jaxon Bell
Weapon is ready your majesty
Tyler Gomez
Reminder that Dothraki don't die when you kill them
Lincoln Williams
can't sleep
Parker Taylor
Your Grace, I present you my latest invention...the 2K22 Tunguska. The missile (NATO designation SA-19 Grison) has semi-automatic radar command to line-of-sight guidance, weighs 40kg with a 9kg warhead. It is 2.5m long with a diameter of 1.7m and wingspan of 2.2m. The missile’s maximum speed is 900m/s and can engage targets travelling at speeds up to 500m/s. Range is from 15 to 6,000m for ground targets and 15 to 10,000m for air targets. Two twin-barrel 30mm anti-aircraft guns are mounted on the vehicle. These guns have a maximum firing rate of 5,000 rounds per minute and a range of 3,000m against air targets. This extends to 4,000m against ground targets. It is designed to provide day and night protection for infantry and armored regiments against low-flying aircraft, helicopters, cruise missiles and of course, dragons, in all weather conditions.
Samuel Bailey
anticlimax: the season
Brandon Cooper
*ahem*
FUCK Dany,
FUCK trannies,
and FUCK jannies.
Hunter Foster
Joseph Ward
Negative, I have the gun. Good luck, Your Grace.
Grayson Lewis
I like where this is going
Evan Harris
*COUGH* WHERE IS MY COCK? *WHEEZES*
Bentley Murphy
It was unrequited on Ned’s part
Lucas Collins
>Preston
Somewhat based but terminally bluepilled and söy
>RedTeamReview
Cringe but still kinda redpilled
Is there any MAN who is still tolerable? LML is ok I guess but he invites too many retarded guests.
Evan Perez
Here Varys, have one
Sebastian Morgan
>LML
on suicide watch
Xavier Hernandez
me on the left 3:
Joseph Nguyen
Why is last hearth in the opening when there is literally one scene there
Anthony Peterson
I finally watched the episode, it wasn't that bad, I mean, if we compare it to the other 3 episodes I think this one have been pretty much the best, why the hate?
Adrian Ramirez
Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras are so handsome.
Thomas James
cuz the name is cool
Jeremiah Nguyen
You already said Preston.
Jacob Allen
Because the entire season has 3 locations and the intro credits are long enough that they needed to pad it out
Josiah Cooper
are your expectations subverted user?
Nathaniel Moore
>Is there any MAN who is still tolerable?
The dragon demands
Jackson Collins
why is anything other than winterfell and king's landing in the opening credits? nothing else has mattered for a long time now
Hunter Moore
Oh Shalez shabba dab, cannon-lord
Asher Gomez
also, reworking the intro cuts into the CGI budget for dragons and shit.
Connor Hill
>dothrakigirls
yes please
Lucas Diaz
To be honest, the Boook Jon isn't retard as well and advised such strategy
Brayden Scott
D&D said in their post episode analysis that the dothraki literally got exterminated. They literally said that Dany lost _all_ her dothraki.
Are you guys sure that when he said they still had half their forces, he didn't just mean half the unsullied?
Chase Roberts
I don't know how anyone can listen to that fat bastard repeat himself for over an hour.
Owen Adams
N + A = J
Grayson Cooper
Whose gonna rape through kings landing Einstein?
David Nguyen
Dothraki women made me diamonds non-stop during the early seasons of GoT
Ayden Bennett
The Dothraki brought themselves back to life through sheer force of will upon hearing that there was rape going down
Julian Richardson
>they killed off the dothraki so they dont have to show the barbaric foreigners raping innocent peasants
Dylan Martin
it is known
Carter Turner
Finally, a funny reddit meme
John Rodriguez
how were the dothraki convinced to cross the waters that their horses couldn't drink? or did they just not bring that up?
Anthony Gonzalez
She's looking blisteringly hot lads
Samuel Campbell
>build up azor ahai prophecy for 8 seasons
>lolnah arya dabs on the night king epic style
Jaxon Long
I still can't believe Yea Forums fell for that fucking stupid bells leak. It was so obviously fake from the guy saying the unsullied raped people.
Carson Gutierrez
Game of thrones is for children
Jordan Russell
I can't believe GRRM literally allowed two talentless hacks deliver the ending to what is his magnum opus.
What a fucking moron. He doesn't do anything exciting with all his money except for traveling, which he could already do with the money he was making from his books without the boost he got from the t.v show.
This is especially baffling cause he's had prior experience working with hollywood, so he knows how fucked the network can be when it comes to story integrity, I don't get why he did it.
William White
the show? the books?
get out here. I'm gonna watch a tolkien movie now.
Lincoln Myers
>the subvert our expectations by forgetting the unsullied dont have cocks
they did it again
Oliver Morris
comfiest book?
Ayden Robinson
was the last time they even said azor ahai back in season 2 when the witch said "stannis, you're probably azor ahai or something, you're so cool"
Nolan Torres
either 1st or 4th
Carson Adams
Suddenly the sea doesn't sound so bad when there's a whole continent of white women that need raping.
Daniel Hernandez
>3 hour rambling sessions which could be condensed into 20 minutes at most
i dont have time to sit through his shit even at 2x speed
Lincoln Robinson
>stories with dog rape are for children
Ethan Rogers
Clash of Kings, 100%. Tyrion KL chapters are the peak of the books
William Edwards
>Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the book.
>"He cannot be allowed to finish. The HBO ending will be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."
Isaiah Peterson
Dany only takes half the dothraki tokens off the war table in ep 4
William Hill
Goodnight Moon
Ayden Martin
MARTIN, MARTIN WAT-
*COUGH, SPUTTER*
MARTIN, RUN!
Connor Young
>sophie turner
>hot
Holy shit you'd need to be a blind man with no feeling left in your body to think that ugly tree is hot.
Dominic Reed
I thought it was obvious since the leak didn’t even mention Dragonstone or Varys talking to Jon.
Caleb Gonzalez
Emilia Clarke has a lot of teeth
Jacob Bell
First read through is ACOK
Second read through is ADWD
Audiobook version is AFFC
Jaxon Lewis
>Jorah.jpg
Owen Perry
why the unsullied, of course. what they lack in the penis department they more than make up for in determination.
Easton Smith
Could a a-10 beat all 3 dragons?
Isaiah Fisher
Kevin Walker
IF I TAKE YOU OFF THAT DRAGON, WILL YOU DIE
Parker Cruz
Leak isn't fake, you can even look the leaker up, he spoiled season 7 scene for scene for the first three episodes and spoiled episodes this season too.
Leaker said his source confused Dothraki and Unsullied.
Leaker is real
Christopher Rivera
Lincoln Allen
I'm pretty sure you can rape with anything as long as it fits any hole, and the unsullied's default tool is a spear so
Aiden Perry
holy fucking kek I see this commercial so fucking often
Grayson Phillips
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT would kill some overgrown lizards
Kevin Reyes
Who are you, the leaker’s secretary?
Jordan Gutierrez
Mad Queen Dany ordered them to do it, they're trying their best, okay?
Cooper Allen
The only way this show could be saved is if the Night King killed absolutely everyone, but no we were denied that too.
Gavin Peterson
Cast hyped ep5 as the big one. can't wait to have my expectations subverted.
Oliver Ward
Christopher Allen
No, just someone calling out denialfags who try to perpetuate lies to fool other anons who probably haven't even seen the source of the leaks themselves. Had people doubting lads too even as each episode confirmed he was right cause some user would misremember or misrepresent what lads said.
Jason Hughes
I really just wanted the Littlefinger theory to be true, bros.
An ending with Littlefinger and Varys with everyone else dead would've been kino.
Jordan Lopez
>"I warned you Khaleesi, why didn't you listen, even now I can still hear the rapes, why didn't you stop it Khaleesi?"
>"Theres not a mouth, vagina, or anus that isn't filled to the brim with Dothraki cock in Kings Landing, why, why Khaleesi, god I wish I died with Selmy."
Gabriel Russell
>can't wait to have my expectations subverted.
Oh yeah. Can’t wait for aura to teleport in and kill everyone.
Angel Williams
That outcome would honestly be easier for the viewer to accept. The entire show has built up to that point and the lands failed to unite their strengths to fight against it. They should have all died for that. Especially when the Night King has superpowers and superhuman speed.
Ayden King
was it rape ?
Gabriel Edwards
yeah
Nicholas Davis
cant rape the willing
Camden Anderson
>"In Dothraki culture, a child's funeral without at least several rapes is considered a dull affair, Khaleesi."
Camden Howard
many of them have also dropped hints about hating the direction the writers have taken so this episode could somehow be even worse than the previous 2.
Easton Williams
pic related should've been azor ahai
Robert Hill
It was beautiful
Sebastian Hernandez
Twincest is the purest form of love. So no.
Eli Gonzalez
/emilia/
Logan Smith
this except it's literally a dothraki that does it
Colton Carter
I'D BELIEVE THIS QUOTE ASIDFBHNASUYHIB
Carter Hill
yeah but she probably enjoyed it anyway
Christian Bailey
Jacob Clark
Hm, I wonder if they'll put some dumb sequel hook scene at the end of the last episode.
Jordan Green
Her acting is shit even when she is not acting. She cute though.
Noah Bell
So what happened to this nigga?
>Robert owed him money
>Stannis owed him money
>Tywin owed him money
>Cersei owed him money
>Dany owed him money
Is the Iron Bank just highly incompetent?
Jace Scott
This needs a video
Asher Torres
its not capeshit
Xavier Russell
>inb4 they literally never bring up the fact everyone is in debt to the iron bank
Ayden Bell
no, she liked it. She also did the same thing to him in his special kingsgaurd room and no one called that rape...
David Mitchell
>night king wins at winterfell
>few remaining heroes scatter, and try to eek out meager existence through unending winter
>complete societal collapse
>Dany dies giving birth to jon's son
>time skip, and the boy is now a young man preparing to take his late mother's dragon, and set off to fulfill his destiny to slay the night king, and end winter
Eli Jackson
Lol doesn’t matter. STORYLINE DROPPED
Benjamin Turner
the final episode will just be an extensive monologue from him about the importance of fiscal responsibility and tax policies
Jordan James
The “leakers” and HBO are in league together to deceive everyone and subvert expectations. The only denialfags are the ones who won’t accept that Stannis is alive and will return in Episode 6.
Grayson Reed
she farted?
Dylan Hughes
Ep6 is Bravossi invasion with mercenaries, raping and pillaging their debt back from everyone and everything that is not nailed down in Westeros.
Jayden Cook
when did dany take money from the iron bank?
Andrew Morgan
>The “leakers” and HBO are in league together
yeah
>to deceive everyone
mmhmmm
>Stannis is alive
oh no
Julian Gomez
>Night King grabs Bran by the arm
>Leaves marks
>Hurts to be touched by him
>Night King grabs Arya BY THE THROAT
>Is able to drop her knife, and successfully catch it in her other hand
>"We wanted to subvert expectations, so we just made it shit"
Jack Williams
yup
Grayson Scott
tbf bran hasn't moved his body in like three years, he's probably the weakest dude in all of westeros
Easton Brooks
I forgot.
Was it the book, the show, or both, when Jon asked for money from the Iron Bank so they can buy provision for winter? I'm pretty sure it's book only.
Jackson Harris
Based
Asher Gutierrez
Rape made her grow and become a stronger person.. So strong she's the final boss of the series.
Jose Jenkins
based coughposter
Noah Moore
book
Angel Green
>oh no
I see I’ve successfully subverted your expectations
Parker Smith
god i hope so
Evan Robinson
Xavier Ward
I can't imagine how D&D can make this season any worse than the episodes we've seen this far.
Christopher Campbell
bran was touched by the NK while in a vision not in actual person
Ian Davis
Jace Foster
Connor Johnson
ASX
Dominic Diaz
What was the point of killing off Littlefinger the way he was?
Fuck I'm so let down. The books will never get finished and this is the definitive end of the series we will get.
The show is so fucking bad. It's so fucking bad. It's unbelievable shit. How could they fuck up so much.
Christian Jackson
OMG!
YAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Luke Roberts
Didn't Cersei pay them off by sacking the Tyrells?
Dylan Rodriguez
too late bitch
Brandon James
>What was the point of killing off Littlefinger the way he was?
Dabid could have also let him live a season longer to make dick jokes if that is what you prefer. They didn't know what to do with his character.
Grayson Cooper
To show how smart Sansa is.
Sansa is so smart.
Colton Wright
What a stupid march. He should have gone to the closest castle, Last Heart than to Dreadfort. Fuck the Ironbound and Winterfell, they can come later. It's important to secure dispersive ground. Deepwood Motte-Winterfell is serious ground.
Levi Stewart
based qyburn
Jeremiah Flores
What the fuck?
en.wikipedia.org
>Stannis will appear in Season 8. Due to his presumed death in Season 5, the circumstances of his return are yet unknown.
Angel Gutierrez
She used the money to buy the Golden Company. I don't think the Tyrells have enough money to pay off everything.
Hunter Evans
Feudal monarchy versus absolute monarchy. Which will Westeros be after this war?
Ayden Adams
OMG!
YAS STANNIS SLAAAAAAAAAAAY
at least she will be killed by a man and not a woman
Adrian Nguyen
>he hasn't read the S8E5 leaks
Wyatt Rogers
Stannis' whole purpose was to escort Melly Sanders so she can resurrect Jon.
Liam Powell
anyone can edit that shit retard
Luis Turner
Can someone post a picture of Alys Karstark from the show? Apparently she has a great rack?
Brayden James
Woof woof bark
Ian Butler
I haven't. What was it?
Tyler Murphy
>en.wikipedia.org
SHIT. Memed back to life.
Bentley Nelson
Republic!
Camden Lee
Stannis is alive and wins the Iron Throne
Owen Parker
Bullshit. People die when they are killed.
Henry Green
What happened to the zombie dragon after the Great War anyway? It wouldn’t have disintegrated because it’s not a WW so what did they do with they body and why didn’t we have a scene from Dany to further establish how close they are??
Owen Davis
>mfw stronk womyn want stannis dick in the books
From 1 to 10, what are the channces she fucks Stannis in the next book after Meli-sanders and Selise go full retard and burn Shireen?
Nathaniel Allen
What's the point of Jon in the plot if Arya killed the NK?
Angel Ortiz
Imagine if Melisandra went straight to the wall instead of bothering to convert a king, create a shadow abomination through bloodmagic to commit regicide of a usurper, aid stannis and advice him constantly.
Whole Meli-Stannis thing feels completely pointless and unnecessary.
Jace Turner
Killing Dany.
Josiah Garcia
Ethan Hughes
If she didn't do that Renly would've united the forces and taken king's landing and the show would be over in S2.
Nathan Adams
It wasn't me.
Joshua Jones
>W-what *cough* an aw- *cough* -ful threa- *VOMITS*
Evan Foster
That he is the rightful king. It was still a bad decision to not give him a fight against the Night King. The White Walkers were literally the first threat of the series and Jon fought against their forces since season 1. Arya has seen the Night King the first time she leaped at him. She had no connection to this entired plot and no setup for this scene.
Mason Murphy
>Asha
that sea slut probably has the clap
Connor James
>The books will never get finished
The are already finished, Martin just waits for the show to be over to announce the new book. Believe it, mate
Jace Foster
they ate him. everybody was hungry after the big fight which almost killed all but didnt
Brody Brown
Justin Torres
I swear.
Jonathan Lopez
martin knows that the show is a pure shitfest. after the finale everyone will be grateful for the book
Luke Cox
Can someone post the confirmed cast for season 8 we yet have to see? I hear that Radmure and Robin would be in this season but where is this information from?
Owen Peterson
C O P E
O
P
E
Brandon Parker
can't wait for the next filler episode
Michael Perez
I believe you :)
Liam Morgan
No.
The fat fuck will sit in some more talkshows talking about what a fat fuck he is.
Owen Ramirez
a man that was responsible for the death of the hand of the king and partially responsible for the death of an another one, attacking bran, forging the lannister-tyrell alliance, killing lysa and ruling the vale and the riverlands starting as a fucking minor house on a fucking peninsula and gods knows what
is outsmarted by two girls
makes sense
Bentley Fisher
cringe cucks are the worst
Andrew Nguyen
BURN
BURN
BURN THEM ALL!!!
Jack Collins
*bell ringing intensifies*
Jordan Garcia
Don't forget he got a huge warning from Bran where he knew he had to fuck off.
Gavin Jackson
David Adams
I want an edit like but with a Scarab.
Blake Moore
>is outsmarted by two girls
I honestly believe that Sweetrobin would sooner outsmart LF than Sansa
Brody Davis
whys his belt look like varys's belt
Samuel Smith
underrated
Jackson Clark
Close enough
Landon Howard
>posting bestiality
Samuel Morales
this makes my private parts tingle.
Easton Cook
Is there a SINGLE likeable character left on the show?
Levi Turner
>Grey worms face when miss sunday walks out of the water like this
Ethan Howard
Jaxon Rivera
>Stannis is alive
>Littlefinger is alive
I'm glad the leaks are real. Episode 5 is going to be so hype.
Noah James
>being a faggot
Isaac Hernandez
Don't forget that NK is also alive and comming back.
Leo Harris
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Owen Parker
Wyatt Diaz
No, I still wouldn't be into it if you posted a male negroes ass.
Carter Reed
>rewatching the show
>tons of random stuff that is never mentioned again but given seemingly large importance
They just don't give a shit anymore so they
Gabriel Cooper
Mason Davis
>23
>looks like this
Bongistan, not even once
Justin Young
>Carmine literally eating shit from all sides for having fake pandering opinions he has to walk back on constantly
>Eagerly lapping up shit last podcast by immediately running to defend the show
>Next Preston Q&A he literally goes to defend the show as his first thing
Kinda cucked.
Also I feel like Preston 180d on hating Dany, he's come to her defense constantly
Elijah Hughes
Dominic Russell
Fuck I forgot about that. Imagine putting effort and logical consistency into post season 8. DESU I thought Preston would flip out after episode 3
>won't someone please think of the the brown women!
Yeah no. I'm looking for crazy theories, not progressive apologetics. He gives DnD the business and he likes Stannis, though.
Bait
Angel Lopez
almost looks like a tranny for gods sake
Nolan Ramirez
next episode Stannis lives, NK returns and Kelly C gives Cersei back her bomb
Austin Jenkins
Here , i found something to your liking
Jayden Gutierrez
for you
Brandon Jenkins
I BEND THE KNEE
Henry Lee
I'm white so I rightfully only care about tits.
Eli Taylor
Davos
Jaxson Brown
That scene was so fucking good... Jorah's actor really made me feel like the dude knew he was in a life or death situation. And how he wins (the dude getting his shitty weapon stuck in Jorah's armor) was great.
Matthew Edwards
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS
Nathan Reed
What was the paragraph generator that people were posting the other day?
Luke Baker
Imagine Dothraki Futa's raiding and shoving their Dothraki COCKS into your mouth
Nolan Gomez
Especially cuz of how it was set up earlier
Benjamin Barnes
who would win
madara uchiha or qyburn with prep time
Oliver Garcia
It was immediately ruined after that dothraki faggot died from a cut to the cheek though
Cooper Wilson
>Dany and Jon beat teh bad guys
>Dany is pregnand
>after some drama, Jon realises that he loves Dany. they get married.
>Dany dies giving birth [spoile] to a midget. [/spoiler]
Ian Thomas
all the shitposting over the past 6 hours killed all the leaks.
Thomas Evans
How much prep time are we talking about?
Jack Sanchez
More leaks your grace?
Luke Campbell
Im so mad at how the night king battle went im completely bummed out on this series now.
the tatics where so bad on all sides.
the win was an asspull.
Kevin Davis
Back when armor actually meant something in the show.
Ryan Myers
fornite
Elijah Ortiz
GO FETCH ME THE LORE STRETCHER!
Brayden Lewis
GODS I WAS STRETCHED THEN!
Zachary Edwards
Literally irl nations borrowing money from (((who know where))) with 0 intention to pay it back and no one is stupid enough to demand nations pay their dept as it would crash the world economy.
Evan Walker
Don't forget that interest from the debt creates more money.
Ryder Hughes
The Hedge Knight
Thomas Williams
They got paid in the iron price
Robert Cruz
Nathaniel Ward
>Westeros
>paying back interest
Josiah Price
why do people think armor doesn't do anything now?
Alexander Evans
Arthur Dayne stabbing through 2 layers of chainmail.
Liam Williams
Dracarys!
WATER
WATER, PLS
Daniel Scott
Who was canonically the stinkiest girl in the entire series? Ygritte doesn’t look like she bathes at all. I bet her public hair is like a forest.
David Murphy
I'd have liked it more if he wore a helmet. Fucking no one wears them, for dumb tv reasons (so you can see who the fuck is who).
Daniel Young
Go watch The Long Night again.
Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Martinez
i just wanna succ the mold out of her puss
Julian Edwards
What a faggot this man is, accuses his brother of cheating without any evidence.
Connor Mitchell
The army of the dead should have made it King's Landing
Isaac Gonzalez
>Ser Arthur Dayne was a knight of House Dayne who bore the title of "Sword of the Morning" as he possessed the ancestral sword of House Dayne, Dawn. He was also a member of the Kingsguard under King Aerys II Targaryen
it was a magic sword
I am Jaime only survived cause he had armor and most of the time that armor did get penetrated the whites were using weapons
Jack Flores
>implying that Bravossi bank hasn't already lent potential interest money
Little do you know...
Andrew Price
Ok for real though Dawn vs Valyrian steel, what wins?
Did GRRM ever answer this?
"They're equal" bullshit, one's a metal from outer space with completely different properties and even looks different, fuck you.
Lucas Gomez
Jorah had armor.
Theon had armor and gets killed by a wooden stick going through his chest.
The Night King is wearing armor and gets killed by a little dagger.
Easton Hughes
Aye confirmed Gregor is a cunt, Sandor even has the Honest trait.
Jack Cox
Remember "that prince" in Dorne user!!
Chase Rodriguez
For the night is
*COUGH*
*WHEEZE*
FOR THE NIGHT IS D
*VOMITS* *COUGH*
*WHEEZE WHEEZE*
FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF
*VOMITS* *COUGH COUGH COUGHµ
TERRORS
Angel Ortiz
I bet Sansa has extremely stinky feet
Cersei probably has smelly armpits
And you just know Danaerys is a braphog
Jace Hall
MORE CLEGANE
>I have the Hound and Mountain falling into a fire-
YOU DAMN FOOL, GO GET ME THE CLEGANEBOWL STRETCHER
>Y-yes m'lord
>OFF WITH YA, AND MAKE SURE THE FIGHT LASTS MORE THAN 50 SECONDS
Ayden Harris
Post whole webm, its best meme on this board
Christopher Miller
Literally what the show has turned into.
Nicholas Moore
Dante basco
Michael Garcia
>Jorah had armor
He barely survived the opening suicidal charge initially it was a mercy kill cause he shouldv'e died off screen desu. also didn't several whites have axes to his chest the armor did jack shit i agree but hell these are the same undead that mowed though the Grey worms.
>Theon had armor and gets killed
The night king for all we know can bench press 400 pounds easy stabbing theon shouldn't have been that hard. Also mercy kill.
>The night king is wearing amor and gets killed by a little dagger
this was just stupid it was stupid that Arya got the drop on him. It was stupid she targeted his video game weakspot easy.
It was stupid that the giant white got mercy killed by a little girl
Gabriel Cook
What happened to this character?
Christopher Edwards
fucked to death by the undead Ser Gregor
Jaxson Cox
I would have been completely fine with Cersei being after the night king if they did it right. Defeating the NK should have changed any character that survived. They should be characters that realize that the game is a petty distraction to things that really matter
Ethan Cruz
h-haha thats gay haha what man would want that haha
Oliver Robinson
*COUGH*
NO
*VOMITS*
COCK FUNNY
*WHEEZES*
Luis Miller
He still fucks?
Brody Sanchez
>Posts you can literally hear
Eli Thompson
Cersei paid all the Crown's debt. This is even acknowledged in the show. Presumably this includes Robert's and Tywin's previous debts in the name of the Crown. Dany never asked them for money. Stannis did but he was denied.
This show is a mess and I hate what it has become, but this is not actually a plothole.
Logan Rivera
Leaks confirm that in the middle of the battle the scene cuts to her getting raped by Ser Gregor for 10 seconds and then cuts back to the fighting like nohting happened.
Ryder Hernandez
Why won't this retard F(aggot)Aegon die already, you know how much money I've wasted on bribes?
Ryder Allen
ha ha yeah just imagine ha ha that's so weird ha ha
Charles Nelson
Fucking Tyrion throwing up after a few cups of wine
DISGUSTING
Justin James
Probably a flashback, if it is true
Nolan Parker
*snores*
Leo Barnes
Elijah Sullivan
Sleep tight, mighty warrior
Ian Johnson
Luis Gonzalez
What's wrong with Cersei's face?
Jack Morales
Completely random but expect it to not take longer than a year. 200% is usually the mark where an assassination is attempted pretty soon.
Robert Edwards
I wish this season had never come to me. I wish it had been cancelled, so nothing we ever imagined could match this retardation.
Kayden Green
shes half jewish, go figure
Nolan Thomas
Uh, didn't Daenerys literally burn all that gold?
Gavin Diaz
Right looks like someone from the human resources department at my work
Cooper Scott
The story would have been over if Ned would have taken Kings Landing with him as soon as the king died instead of doing things right and honorably.
Nicholas Bailey
Hello hello if the main characters of avatar were teleported into the world of game of thrones what would happen someone write me a fanfic? I think dragon queen will be yes very jealous of Zuko
Henry Perez
>when the greenscreen is so dangerous you need a stunt double
Luke Allen
He's trying to kill me now I think.
Samuel Nguyen
Lena Headey's contract states that she refuses be on the same set as a nigger (and also Bronns actor), no matter what. So they have to greenscreen her in.
Jaxson Cox
Go into hiding. Place your spymaster on his location to build a spy network.
Andrew Price
That's Punished Cersei
Austin Nelson
>pretty Theon with a bow
It was worth it
Brody Nelson
the twitterfags don't seem to see the bigger picture from all i've seen, they only seem to be mad over the writing because they've found out their beloved dany becomes evil and dies- it seems like if that part didn't turn out that way, they wouldn't be criticizing and jumping on the bad writing bandwagon, unaware of the fact that the show has been on a downward shitspiral after s4. at least we can now all agree that the show has fully become shit
Owen Ross
I really enjoyed Theon's scenes in season 8 but it just gets overshadowed so much by the rest.
Matthew Myers
Based Joffrey would have killed the dragons before they grew, killed Dragon chick and then defeated the white walkers because the NK would not have had a fucking undead dragon because dragon chick started fucking her nephew
fucking starks
Colton Wood
HOLY FUCK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Eli Brooks
Keeping our windpipes healthy for the good of the realm
Jordan Turner
Fun starts? I do bastard of driftmark as pirate king but I got bored. I own Tyrosh and the Stepstones and I'm fucking up the summer islands, but if I take over Lys then I won't be able to raid it anymore you feel?
Ayden Wood
>Uh, didn't Daenerys literally burn all that gold?
No. Jaime said that the gold got to King's Landing. It was at the front of the columns of troops. Dany burned all the food that everyone will need to eat during the winter. But now winter doesn't exist anymore so who knows.
Parker Kelly
Ghost
William Bennett
Shame that he wasn't around when you actually needed a Joffrey. Faith militant (implying they somehow got armed) would have gotten absolutely slaughtered under his rule.
Joseph Gomez
Winter still exists just not the zombies
Benjamin Taylor
Leaks are fake, you shill.
Michael Baker
Some are others are not. At this point it is hard to distinguish because even Friki has been wrong on a few things.
Charles Adams
>slaughtered
What? Joffrey hated fags, he'd have agreed with the High Sparrow on many things. He'd have probably used them like Cersei did, but more competently as means of getting his Royal Army. I mean, an army with no liege lord but himself and the High Septon, seems like something Joffrey would approve of.
Michael Cruz
Her and Euron got into a big of an argument and he accidentally threw some wildfire that was laying around on her face and slipped on a rock which ignited the fire and left a little flesh wound.
Nothing to worry about Quentyn will fix it.
Jayden Kelly
Go back to bed, you have school tomorrow.
Ryder Hill
Literally every character:
>Tyrion ur so smart
>no lets listen to tyrion hes a jeanyus
>we need ur brain tyrion you're a worthless shitstain otherwsie
>Tyrion: I think u should do this
>Dany: I am skeptical of your advice after the last time
>Tyrion jus trus me k
>Dany: alright I trust you
>Dany goes through with master plan
>goes horribly awry
>Dany loses something of significant worth
>Tyrion shrugs and goes back to drinking and thinking of ways to inject cock into his next sentence
>Varys: that was dumb
>Tyrion: yea
>Varys: I think our queen is getting a little mad
>Tyrion: no she's fine. you have no cock.
>Varys: [looks a little disheveled]
so their intention is that we're supposed to see Dany progressively waning into that old targaryen madness, but in reality all of her problems have come from trying to be reasonable at Tyrion's advice
Evan Wilson
It's summer in KL again in episode 4
S U B V E R T E D
Noah Murphy
I just had a random idea of doing a cadet house of House Garderner (Greenhand).
Pretty much all the lords have a claim to the whole Reach so it's easy if you need a high claim on a region.
I'm vying for power over the Tyrells for the Reach, and then eventually the Seven Kingdoms, after I deal with the Targ shits.
I'm trying to kill fAegon, so Dany will be put on the throne and I have more access to in turn kill her and her children.
She doesn't have the dragons because I started around the Iron Born rebellion under King Robert.
I'm not even the high paramount of the Reach yet, but this Targ fuck beat Robert's true born son and I feel pissed.
Nolan Lee
Avatar ended in 2008, if he was a kid 11 years ago old enough to watch the show he probably isn't a kid now.
Grayson Morales
>Davis
James Jones
No no I have no school tomorrow I am adult but I do have work tomorrow this much is true I just rewatch all avatar and now I need
Thomas Peterson
fuck bros im gonna miss the shitposting so much when this is all over
makes me sad i dropped the show after season 4. so many /got/ generals i missed out on. i love you a- *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *HACK*
Colton Smith
Sure but the normies aren't upset with the bad writing, to them the show isn't shit enough.
Jayden Lewis
Makes me sad the show starts airing at 4 am in my timezone so I can't livewatch with you all
Caleb Cooper
We have prequels, shitposting will never stop!
Nicholas Smith
based inventor
William Campbell
To be honest if D&D made STANNIS win even with cheesy writing, would you be complaining all that much?
Ayden Carter
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Hudson Mitchell
now you see how much better Boardwalk Empire was?
Jayden Long
Wait what? Did they really use a stunt double for her in this scene? Why?
Ryder Carter
She attacked a nigger once and the queen put a restraining order on her in regards to all 'darkies' (their technology not mine) for 500 metres.
Logan Williams
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Wyatt Miller
Noah Bennett
it was because of jon snow the nk was able to break down the magic wall which kept the white walkers out of rest of westeros for 10000 years or some shit
jon snow doomed humanity because he wanted to catch a wight and since the wall went down because of the undead dragon every subject of the 'king of the north' north of winterfell were turned into zombies
dumb fuck
joffrey would have lined the wall with thousands and thousands of archers and just shot the white walkers, eventually the nk would have run out of dead humans to turn into wights, then joffrey would have built a fucking trojan horse or some shit built entirely out of dragonglass or valyrian steel and then just chased those fucking white walkers around i mean they couldnt fucking touch the trojan horse because they would explode
king joffrey all the way
Bentley Thomas
he's just too different